>only one of its kind
>no compatible partner
>will most likely die alone
I feel bad for rocket bros 🙁
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>only one of its kind. >no compatible partner. >will most likely die alone
>only one of its kind
>no compatible partner
>will most likely die alone
I feel bad for rocket bros 🙁
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It's okay, he has me and my human wiener
He can just frick an earth racoon
Idont understand the issue?
You moronic? He's like the size of 6yo babies how is he gonna frick a racoon? A feral non-genetically engineered racoon that is
Wouldn't that be some kind of bestiality
it would be the equivalent of fricking a moronic person
it would be closer to a human fricking a literal ape
No it isn't, Rocket is still genetically a raccoon
He can frick plenty of Terran rats
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The black guy had some of the most wholesome scenes I've ever seen. People who crap on this are just being hypocritical.
"We love having Black people in our films...NO NOT LIKE THAT!!! REMOVE HIM FROM FILM HISTORY!"
take it to Cinemaphile
Why?
Blue /misc/
I don't get it, Starlord can frick all manner of green, blue and red skinned alien babes but Rocket can't find one sapient little furry alien in all the universe?
He's an abomination.
Humans are genetically compatible with everything by rule of sci-fi.
Starlord is keeping the family tradition of speciesmixing anon.
Plenty of other raccoons. Just no other hyper intelligent anthropomorphic raccoons or other animals.
Doubt he could produce a viable offspring anyway.
He always has Groot.
Only Rocket's self hatred and terrible self image keeps him out of someone's bed. He is cute as a button. Assuming he doesn't go full chaste hero and save himself for the afterlife, he'd have no problem finding someone after 3 when his self image is better.
He's just like me fr fr.
None of them will be her.
This movie really reminded me of my old ex she was just perfect in every way and I chased her away because I was an butthole at the time. Didn't help when they played Miku since she was a huge Vocaloid fan. After all these years I've just wanted to tell her I'm sorry.
Wouldn't his dick be really small since he is like 3 foot tall?
I am just saying he better not base his self image around sex.
There are other ways to please a woman, anon.
I know the movie tried to build up Quill and Nebula, but her and rocket were the two who didn’t get dusted and have five additional years of companionship over everyone else. I find it weird that in all the time Rocket was one earth that he didn’t learn about raccoons, though.
They had a friendship but Nebula may have an actual crush on Peter.
They may not have spent much time on Earth. We know they were acting as a space patrol for the primitive humies. Maybe they only stopped by rarely to see the Avengers and Rocket didn't watch TV or poke around the woods.
>Universe were technology is extremely advanced and gods exist
>There is NO way to preserve an species
Yeah right.
There probably are, but are quite expensive or too cumbersome to use.
>*aims at rocket*
Lewd.
Didn't she like Quill?
I think so, yeah.
She was tsundere, yeah.
I suggest burning that abomination instead of prolonging its (and ours borne from having to put up with its existence) suffering.
Shut up, HE.
>has friends that will go to hell and back for him and are basically his surrogate family
>omg guyz rocket is forever alonez!!
Christ no wonder a lot of you guys are so miserable
Shut up homosexual
>implying that in the whole galaxy, in this universe or any other universe in the multiverse, there's nobody compatible with Rocket
homie there's probably a whole race of hot anthro raccoon babes just waiting for him
If Kyptonian can mate with Humans (no AU shit), I don't see how Rocket can't an Otter.
there's 2 different canon female rockets/raccoon people in the setting/one of the multiverses already
If it's just sex he wants there are many candidates. If he wants kids it's probably down to Earth raccoons, which would either result in normal non-intelligent kits or possibly a "Raccoons conquer the world" situation like that one fanfic.
>Rocket is their dad
They are definitely going to be sapient.
Short answer, we don't know how much his modifications would be passed down to children. It could go either way and we simply don't have any quotes from Gunn to confirm it one way or the other. He might be fully Uplifted but in a mechanical way so his kids would just be dumb animals.
Do Rocket's modifications even go down to genetic level? Afaik its all biomechanical, so he'd definetly have regular raccoon kits.
I read regular raccoon breasts and now I can only think of the High Evolutionary giving all his creations massive breasts because he liked how they looked on Earth
https://twitter.com/i/status/1662142830251327494
Huh.
>possibly a "Raccoons conquer the world" situation like that one fanfic.
What fanfic?
Cinemaphile's bot thinks AO3 links are spam. Look for Two Visits to Earth under "Rocket one-shot AUs" by user Woozletania.
>no compatible partner
>will most likely die alone
He just like me
Reddit Racoon.
Not sure if bot or just obsessed loser.
What “The Dog Days Are Over” actually means is that Raccoon is going to frick Cosmo and make racoon dogs also known as tanuki
Post proof.
I see I'm not the only one that started shipping them