>only one white father

>only one white father

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I counted 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4 if we count Grugg

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Shrek isn’t white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's scottish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying he isn't a fricking ogre you dipshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ogres are honorary aryans you pleb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't watch Shrek 2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shrek took the Happily Ever After potion that - and I quote - if one drinks the vial, their true love and themselves will turn into their most beautiful forms.
          White Shrek is his most beautiful form. Regular Shrek could be any race.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >potion label said "drink of this potion and bliss will be thine"
            >when reading the label aloud, Shrek says "if any of you drink this, you both will be fine"
            they made a mistake there. The line was changed to "both will be fine" so that Shrek would know the potion would affect Fiona too, yet the art department didn't modify the label

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Green

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Croods dads are white, they are just tanned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they are fricking neanderthals, they're not even humans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >neanderthals
        >not white
        also, the one on the right is a homosexual sapiens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it counts then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think europeans got their white genes from?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Europans are 5% neanderthal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Neanderthals genetically are more in common with Europeans than Africans so by that logic Africans are even less human than neanderthals.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see five, anon. Not counting the animal/non-human ones.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lio's style just sticks out like a sore thumb

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hiccup
    >Hiccup's dad
    >Boss Baby dude
    >literal white duck
    >not white
    ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >duck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His beak is more duck-like than goose-like, whoever modeled him fricked up

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek is Aryan white anon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ping
    >Not Li
    Based

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's like four or five - maybe five or six if you count Shrek - right there anon, what are you on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is just an schizo with eye problems

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Alex's father
    they acknowledge that Madagascar 2 was shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They even didnt put alex father on the beginning of madagascar 3 were they still are in africa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they knew it was a bad sequel, so they didn't bring back any characters from 2 and got the group out of Africa before the 6 mins mark

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His actor was dead (Bernie Mac)

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are all white.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >happily worked at Whale Wash for 25 years as the best tonguescrubber in the business, winning employee of the month many times. He also used a sponge afro during work
    Earl was a badass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >employee of the month
      sorry. It was employee of the year, which makes him more badass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >employee of the month
      sorry. It was employee of the year, which makes him more badass

      who asked

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Le 56% is not white.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grugg is white.
      Mr. Betterman is the only mystery meat I see.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, no Moses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he was a father in the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should've included Rameses. Great dad.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's like 4 white dudes. Possibly 5 since I don't know enough about the Croods to know if the other character is light skin black or just tan.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Representation doesn't matter
    >Except when it does
    Anyone obsessing over the race of cartoon characters is an insecure homosexual who has accomplished nothing in his or her life.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it Ironic Juneteenth is on father's day?

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