On the grand scale of things how would you rate South Park on a scale from 0 to 10 ? what other shows come close to its style?
To me South Park never really had a specific style. It was all over the place with the misadventures, actual adventures, slice of life, comedy, characters, plots. One episode would be completely political, the other feel like a normal cartoon show, the other would have dialogue that would sound preachy as shit, the other dialogue that would roll off the tongue seamlessly, one episode would be mature as hell the other would be just silly misadventures with gore and farts typical of Family Guy or The Simpsons but wackier, less grounded.
Back when I watched it as a teen it was my favorite show, I'd probably given it a 9/10 back then. However I grew out of it's humor as I got older. Idk feels like the entire show now is just really unfunny. I think I stopped watching at around season 12 or 13, when stan moved away or whatever.
South Park still feels like the most raw adult cartoon that commentates on current events and real life figures. Even if in the more recent stuff they lean much more on being lefty (though they're not cucks who are afraid to make fun of lefty stuff)
Kyle is the worst part about every episode. He's either a wuss b***h, a moron that goes out of character, or, most of the time, a homosexual who give a gay speech at the end of the episode
I liked him when he was crazy in general and not the stand-in for dude le weed jokes. And now it seems they'll use him as a stand-in dude le karen jokes because YHWH forbid they actually use Kyle's mom for that like she originally was.
They started off as nightmares and then became wet dreams. He wanted to frick his Freddie Kruger bullies... and he succeeded.
Imagine this Freddie entering Giger's nightmares.
He's funny sometimes but they really went way too hard milking him. The fact that they did it so much he ended up turning into an antagonist really says a lot about how bad it got.
Still, he's still a good character when used right.
>I'll think of you when I fug my gf tomorrow.
He's lucky to have you.
Randy would had worked as bawdhunt69 just as much as Gerald, but that was before the overused Tegridy Weed stuff happened that brought worst boy character backTowelie. What do you guys think?
>I swear they were normal-ish only just a year or two ago.
You must not have checked before because they were also super autistic five years ago and I was part of them but then stopped watching the show so stopped posting
Basically when a new episode airs normies will discuss. When there is no recent episode the only people who still want to discuss a show are fujos.
Yeah but now every thread has to have the word comfy in it and there's also a ton of inside jokes and circlejerking going on. If South Park threads weren't normal before, then they're even more deranged now.
We haven’t started unironically talking about vore yet so I would say we’re not as deranged as past threads. Regardless it’s all horny circlejerking because there is no new content so the only people who remain wanting to discuss the show are coomers and fujos.
It doesn't matter if your audience is primarily male or female, it can get very autistic either way. Best/worst case scenario, you create miniature equine show 2.0, you'll have tons of extremely autistic men being religiously devoted to the world you've created, but at least the best fan made content will be top notch.
>I'm not sure how to feel about my own characters
Anon don't say stuff like this in a south park thread, you just gave me a jumpscare, I thought Trey really was here. But anyway the answer is yes. Girls like cute things and boys so you know what you have to do.
Jock Kyle with Bleeding heart Stan is the only acceptable version of style. I don't know where the weakling small Kyle fan idea came from, he's the tallest of the boys as an adult shows the most prowess when it comes to fighting even when not in Jersey rage mode.
yeah hes mostly been the more dorky one, im pretty sure kyle is more athletic than him (at least thinking about all the sports hes in, especially basketball) and is more boyish than stan. like i said not my favorite stan ship, at least how its depicted most of the time.
Jock Kyle with Bleeding heart Stan is the only acceptable version of style. I don't know where the weakling small Kyle fan idea came from, he's the tallest of the boys as an adult shows the most prowess when it comes to fighting even when not in Jersey rage mode.
completely gets it, thats what i like more of honestly. i just think its alright/cute
Honestly thats why Kyle is my favorite in r63 art because I love tomboys.
2 years ago
Anonymous
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CousinKyle x Stan is better
kek based
stan's a fricking dweeb lmao i don't get people who even imply he's not
i honestly dont know. i guess it was because stan wears a football uniform? but kyle has one too so im at a loss with that one. stans a fricking dork
honestly i picked that image
i think its cute... definitely not my favorite stan ship though
because i think its funny the way stan looks down at kyle
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish she was my gf so bad. Which is funny because I’m not attracted to regular Kyle.
2 years ago
Anonymous
wouldnt rule63 kyle just be sheila?
2 years ago
Anonymous
She would have some of her traits but be different. Also Gerald’s genes would make her skinny and I like my tomboys sticc. The architect side of me also finds Sheila hot in a different way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Reverse Trap 63 Kenny
Okay, this is cool, but consider: Dies Every Episode 63 Kenny.
yeah hes mostly been the more dorky one, im pretty sure kyle is more athletic than him (at least thinking about all the sports hes in, especially basketball) and is more boyish than stan. like i said not my favorite stan ship, at least how its depicted most of the time. [...] completely gets it, thats what i like more of honestly. i just think its alright/cute
Why did he single out Kenny as the only "redeeming nice guy in a sea of buttholes"? when Kenny was the guy who threw a fricking ninja star in his fricking eye? also this was a latter season episode, shouldn't it had been Kyle who was the nicest?
I'm talking about the Hawaii episode.
Because some fans have not watched all the episodes or have selective memories. All four of the main boys are buttholes but fans like too woobiefy certain ones. Even Wendy tried to kill a woman and everyone forgets it.
I remember when they ALL used to DO SHIT together. Remember the episode where they took over the town by kicking all the grown ups out by yelling molestation?
I will never forget Clyde's outburst and voice change in this tiny bit at 1:10. Very, very memorable. I was wondering the whole time "what the frick is up with this guy, did he have an episode, something going on? does he constantly have these outbursts?"
https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/jy6p4p/south-park-marjorine-season-9-ep-9
I don't hate Randy at all. I do think it's a terrible mistake when the show treats him as the main protagonist instead of the kids. Randy episodes are often great (Pinewood Derby jumps out as one of the greatest episodes in the show's run); it's just that South Park shouldn't be Randy's show.
I'm looking at S9 and S11 and holy shit there's so many good episodes in here. The weakest episodes in these seasons would rank as amazing in the new seasons.
I didn't want to bring up the Trey thing because I don't like thinking about it.
Sir, I object. The girls are nice too.
I do find the girls sexy sometimes. Is this peak straight hypocrisy?
You can talk about whatever you want anon. Most people will discuss in addition to coomerposting.
I watched the TSA one today and Clyde waddling off the toilet only to flip up the seat and flip off his dead mom is THE best crash to ends credits in the show.
So fricking funny and cathartic. What's everyone's favorite outro/credits joke?
What if South Park in a world where the girls were the main characters and the boys were only secondary characters? Suppose that it's still been running for 25 seasons, still has the Matt-and-Trey spirit, and still has comparable cultural pull (but probably much more of a waifugay fandom on Cinemaphile).
Like rule 63 or the girls in the show? If the latter then it would change the tone in the series probably be more similar to something like Tuca and Bertie.
The latter, but I imagine they'd be shoehorned into dynamics and adventures more like the boys'. Wendy and Bebe are easy pulls for a Stan-and-Kyle-style main duo (with Wendy as the more bookish and serious everywoman and Bebe as the more laid-back and down-to-earth everywoman); you'd need to pull from more minor characters (and flesh them out into actual characters) to round things out. I imagine a Heidi introduced right from the start as a Cartman equivalent would be more socially adept and less openly malicious, but still 100% That b***h You Shouldn't Ever Trust; lots of doe-eyed gaslighting.
Uh, depends on if M&T are girls too. Otherwise they’d be arrested and canceled. If they’re females, the show ends early since women aren’t funny.
M&T are still males, although I imagine that timeline's Matt and Trey would eventually start calling themselves nonbinary in interviews in an "it's a Rorschach test whether or not you think they're joking" way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>although I imagine that timeline's Matt and Trey would eventually start calling themselves nonbinary in interviews in an "it's a Rorschach test whether or not you think they're joking" way.
So just regular Trey
2 years ago
Anonymous
It does seem like the kind of thing Trey would say, but if he has, he hasn't said it enough for me to hear anyone talking about it in any context. I imagine he'd have a lot more motive to push the point if he was making dickykino South Park and was frequently accused of being a pedo
2 years ago
Anonymous
he says essentially the same but about being gay, and he wore a dress that one time so I don't think he's particularly worried about people thinking he's not manly... probably because so many people have assumed he's gay, but he said he doesn't care if people think so iirc
20x's times FIM's popularity but dispersed across 25 years.
A full cast of gurls cussing is a rare thing to find. All we got is spy stuff and magical girl bullshit, imagine if magical girl bullshit was with boys instead, it would be the same shitty writing but now it has even more teen girls who only watch it for the coom material. You know how men watch Batman and Spiderman and women watch fish men and teen girls watch cute animal creatures with powers? What is it with women and aquaman, Jesus.
>Disillusioned adult Nermal >Starry-eyed kitten Garfield >Cat-brained Jon Arbuckle
I'd watch a few episodes of this, that's for sure. But, only if they bothered to not make the personality swaps 1:1. Also, weird that it's not available to watch in the U.S. Didn't we make this orange frick?
See there you go again Craig you fricking downer. You honestly should go hold hands with Stan. Honestly Craig just go goth already you fricking autistic dickwad, this is why no girl likes you Craig.
Craig x Stan honestly should had been the relationship and Stan gets tired of Craig's shit and realizes to stop being a blackhole sucking the joy out of everything. Stan x Craig would had been a better Heidi X Cartman. Frick you Craig you gay little fricking shit. You can't get hard unless I c**t FRICKING SUCK MY DICK CRAIG YOU SPAZZ-LOVING DOMINANT-LOVING ICE QUEEN b***h. Frick you and people like you Craig. Frick the material you were made out of. I'll make you thirsty, as thirsty as Clyde and when you beg me for my hot skin-burning man milk I'll lean down and whisper go suck a guinea pig off, all the water is gone.
I can tell you're just barely holding in what is even more South Park mania. It's pretty hot.
What are some of your favorite episodes even? Just scattershot and give me a few.
They called me a girl and a femanon, it's over. I have the high ground.
For all you know I could had been a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl all along. Ever thought of that triple agent bullshit, motherfricker?
If only he had an entire episode about dissing girls. Could do a Clyde & Craig episode where Clyde does everything for them like wait in in the cold like an idiot, buy them shoes and Craig's like "frick you, frick you, this is mine, what did you bring me? only 1 present? you don't love me. Wait I'm suppose to care? wait I'm suppose to give you gifts? Hahahaa" might actually give him some development(albeit a bit too close to Cartman's) as the proper bully and rival to Stan instead of the easy to coerce kid who then regrets going with the main group instead of Clyde, Token, Timmy(before Jimmy came).
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Timmy(before Jimmy came).
wasnt Jimmy a Jason replacement? Timmy was never part of CATG, Craig kinda just hangs out with him outisde of the group
2 years ago
Anonymous
because he loves him
2 years ago
Anonymous
That kinda happened in tfbw with the rasins plot where Clyde stole his dad's credit card to use on the rasins girls who were just using him for his money while Craig was trying to get him back.
Trey just make 4 Cartmans each with a different personality work together and you fixed the show, you already have Garrison as the second Cartman. 4 is a powerful number, more powerful than 3 or 5. 4 is just the right dynamic to tell stories with. All great character dynamics are done with teams composed of 4 characters.
Kyle getting metaphorically bugged would be hot anyways. I would love to see Towlie impregnating Kyle and having him shit out 42 horrible israelite-Towel hybrid combo children while Cartman cries in the corner.
I keep mistaking Kyle for Red in this pic. I never ever see Kyle with straight hair. Is it even possible straighten afro hair? are redhead afros even possible in the first place?
red curly hair is common with ashkenazi israelites, and yes it can even resemble the afro texture in some cases. and its very difficult to straighten, youll almost never get perfectly straight silky hair
t. speaking from personal expirience
I actually really appreciate you guy. I’m a kymanhomosexual but you Black folk can tell me your ship is moronic and I hate you. If we were anywhere else you would have to feign politeness and pretend to agree with me. I love this place because we can say whatever the frick we want even if we don’t like it. It’s nice.
Season where Kenny becomes a trans kid (because AGP) and everyone's obviously openly wondering if she's going to 41%. (She does in the finale but it's a 2001-style mindfrick, and she returns in later seasons as usual, still trans.)
you know now that you say it.... no they havent, and im kinda surprised, since both previous presidents got an episode about their stepping into office.
i suspect Trey is pussying out a bit, and also tried very hard to make the recent season "comfy" but clearly doesnt know how.
honestly, "celebs/elites drink child blood" is the kinda absurdism SP wouldve done straight in the early seasons, now the absurdist comedy show needs to make sure you know its le silly
i hate how SP completely gave up on absurdism and antimorals because it thinks its audiences are morons to need to be moralized to now
While I get your point, it's not exactly their fault that this premise would no longer work as absurdism, because a substantial portion of the country unironically believes it. Doing the premise "straight" would just be endorsing the political plurality of the country, and would be no less moralist than what they're doing now.
I know, anon, I know, anon, it sucks; back in the aftermath of the 2016 election I was scripting out a hypothetical season premiere episode about Pizzagate (under the assumption that Pizzagate would pan out, Hillary and pals would be arrested, etc) and I was unfathomably disappointed by what happened instead.
What would the non cowardly choice be in this situation? Agree with one political side, or side with another? Seems like a lose-lose
2 years ago
Anonymous
again- absurdism. frick both sides, just ball
2 years ago
Anonymous
They kinda went the absurdist route by including them in their baseketball outfits as apart of the evil Hollywood elite, and then all the stuff with me garrison breaking the fourth wall and turning me white into a flower covered or is or something, and mr service into mr hat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick don’t know what happened there, Mr* garrison, mr* white into the giant flowery penis*. It was a weird episode
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick don’t know what happened there, Mr* garrison, mr* white into the giant flowery penis*. It was a weird episode
no dont correct it anon the weirdness of ur first post made it funny thought one of us was havin a stroke
I had been going through every episode to see when Randy took over and when he became wacky. I did a season by season overview if people are interested in seeing that. But I can tell you when he first started going wacky. It was season 6, although with a disclaimer. In season 6 you had episodes like "Red hot catholic love", "Child abduction is not funny", and "Future self and me". All of these episodes have Randy acting particularly stupid and wacky, especially with cutting the guy's hand off in future self and me. The disclaimer is that while Randy was wacky in these episodes, most of the other parents were wacky alongside him.
Season 7's "All about Mormons" is also an important point, as that's when Stan singles his father out as being stupid for so easily converting to mormonism. Randy was also used as the main face of the anti war side in "I'm a little bit country".
There is some more little stuff in there, but the first independently wacky randy episode is in fact the losing edge, where he had a whole B plot to himself fighting at the ball games. But I think the stuff before it helped lead up to him being used as the main wacky parent.
Wasn't during the Bloody Mary episode?
Bloody Mary was after the losing edge, but same season.
Are there any anons here jacking it off to the thought of the other anon?
sorry I'm late, but WHAT?
I was on the streaming night where half of the anons accidentally turned on their webcams and let me tell you it destroyed any fantasy I had
Herro we 2 are SP fans and definitely not from Twitter. Caca poo poo and farts are yummy yummy in my tummy, cee? So haha just what sizes are your dicks, preferred dick sizes and bra sizes haha, totally SP related -farts- see? I mean smell it? haha.
Naw naw wai wai wait. Open up your eyes, you're squinting them too hard. Okay, good? Okay now look. See? Cartman's a girl, not just any girl, a hot one. See? Butters X Cartman is straight.
and in "faith hilling" the kids watch a psa where a guy who looks just like him, maybe a couple years younger, gets ran over by a train
could it be the same guy?
and in "faith hilling" the kids watch a psa where a guy who looks just like him, maybe a couple years younger, gets ran over by a train
could it be the same guy?
>get crippled by a train >get killed by a train a few years later
guess he doesnt like trains
>Tweek's reaction when the crippled dude gets killed
kek
what i wanna know is- why was he positioned on the tracks like THAT, he's stood along them, not across as if he was just passing thru and stopped midway
Tweek was absolutely right to suspect him
He tried rolling over the tracks, and ended up getting stuck between them as his wheels couldn't get up out of the middle part. He tried turning around to see if he could find some better position to wheel himself out but his battery ran out.
Love this pic, but could you name all the girls in it please? I'm particularly having trouble with top left and bottom left. I'm guessing top left is supposed to be Heidi but I'm not 100% sure, and I've got nothing for bottom left (Red, maybe?)
Watchu talking bout, we always tolking bout dem gurls gurls gurls just see here
Naw naw wai wai wait. Open up your eyes, you're squinting them too hard. Okay, good? Okay now look. See? Cartman's a girl, not just any girl, a hot one. See? Butters X Cartman is straight.
because its a show with majority boys, and the boys are more developed. same reason its mostly girls girls girls if you look into something like amphibia or shitra
wanna post girls? post girls
The girls have less material but I enjoy them personally. Still though, I must admit as the other anons do that there is less material and so it is silly to expect their fan content to exist proportionally
Watcha talking about, we got a crazy girl right here, look how crazy she is.
See there you go again Craig you fricking downer. You honestly should go hold hands with Stan. Honestly Craig just go goth already you fricking autistic dickwad, this is why no girl likes you Craig.
Craig x Stan honestly should had been the relationship and Stan gets tired of Craig's shit and realizes to stop being a blackhole sucking the joy out of everything. Stan x Craig would had been a better Heidi X Cartman. Frick you Craig you gay little fricking shit. You can't get hard unless I c**t FRICKING SUCK MY DICK CRAIG YOU SPAZZ-LOVING DOMINANT-LOVING ICE QUEEN b***h. Frick you and people like you Craig. Frick the material you were made out of. I'll make you thirsty, as thirsty as Clyde and when you beg me for my hot skin-burning man milk I'll lean down and whisper go suck a guinea pig off, all the water is gone.
mmyess so funneh and crazeeh. I bet you want to waifu her real real baddu.
People make up stuff about the male characters all the time to make them more interesting, why don’t we try making some head canons for the girl characters?
Because the boys have at least one dinstictive personality traits, even those who are rather underused like Clyde.
Can't same the same thing for any girl that isn't Wendy and to a lesser extent Heidi and Bebe.
Trailer trash can be extremely attractive. The beautiful hick Southern girl is a trope for a reason and I won’t listen to Bebe slander. She’s the hottest of the girls
>ginger >not just ginger but the ugliest shade of ginger >background character with no personality
Disgusting
2 years ago
Anonymous
>not just ginger but the ugliest shade of ginger
Imagine having taste this shit >background character with no personality
Ok sure, but like that's ever stopped anyone
I can hardly even remember Red exists, lmao, only girl in this thread I've needed to look up
2 years ago
Anonymous
Contrarian homosexuals are always going to say dumb shit
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>not just ginger but the ugliest shade of ginger
Imagine having taste this shit >background character with no personality
Ok sure, but like that's ever stopped anyone
I like Bebe, and I generally like blondes better than girls with dark hair, but I do actually like Wendy a bit better. Maybe I need them both to play off one another, though... hmm.
That's not how you spell Kenny you poser. Get your curly hair outta here and your balding head ahahaha you damn egg.
I like Bebe, and I generally like blondes better than girls with dark hair, but I do actually like Wendy a bit better. Maybe I need them both to play off one another, though... hmm.
No, Bebe is just ugly as shit like Lee and Helga. The mountain hick lottery was not kind to her like it was to Ken.
>She’s the hottest of the girls
That's not how you spell _ _ _ _ _
Ahahahahhaha, keep telling yourself that Bebe. You'll never have the pure natural beauty of the mountain hick gene winner that is ...
Well yeah, Wendy is really the only one with any kind of distinct character.
Bebe used to stand out a bit more as the stereotypical popular girl but it's been years since she's even had a line a this point. Heidi was pretty generic even when she got focus (until getting CARTMAN'D) and seems to have now been dropped anyway.
The other girls aren't even worth mentioning as characters beyond their designs and fan headcanons
I view the goth kids as kinda their own thing, distinct from the standard group of kids that populate classrooms and corridor scenes. Henrietta's great though
I wanna smooch his chubby cheeks because I know he's trying so hard, but I also want to tie him face down on his bed and beat his ass raw (sexually) for the absolute state of south park.
But good evening to you and your cute husbando who is far better behaved and thankfully does not smoke loud.
She probably has the taste of the treyanons here. She likes fricking below-average chubby balding men. Maybe Thomas was different when they first got together. If that's the case, maybe she was more like the femanons who lost for a bf like cartman (fat, loud, and moronic).
Anger can be a sexy trait. It shows honesty, determination, self-righteousness. You want a person to yell at people and punch them in their collective stomach instead of slowly feeding them poison like a snake and by extension what she'll do to you.
Something extremely sad about Cartman's mom in this pic. It's like the light hasn't gone out in her eyes yet. It's like we're glimpsing Cartman's mom fairly early in a ShindoLA's Metamorphosis arc.
Young Randy reminds me of Gon from HunterxHunter. Plucky kid probably with big dreams but too selfish and childish for his own good and throws everything away just to settle for Sharon and become a geologist and then deadbeat pothead.
You played with the mountain hick genes, Bebe ... you played with the fire from mount doom and you sought to control it. You merely adopted the mount doom hick genes, but Kenny was forged in it, bathed in it, born in it ... 126 times. Your fricked up pre-developed boobs as a kid and professional looking clothing and straightened down hair as an adult is merely a cope, a pretender to the true beauty of the mountain hick. You are a mere imitation of the true power that is the beautiful poorgay from a crummy village, merely a shadow of the true glory. I know the story, Bebegay. I lived through it, breathed it, heard 5000 different stories. You end up 3/4 fricked up kids with crooked teeth like Craig because of that fat disgusting ginger who probably has black hair in the family or Butters' hair that falls off because his dad abuses him and spazzes like Tweek which get fed chemicals since they are babies by their irresponsible hick parents and the rest ... the rest of the 25% are the good looking ones you often hear England, Germany, Russia, eastern europe parade around, especially Russia and eastern europe... the 25% like Kenny. Kenny is a true princess of the Colorado mountain.
I welcome everyone here but I don’t know why a straight guy would like to hang out in these threads or even a lesbian for that matter as it’s mostly talking about shipping and boys.
The only thing I really ship is kyman and not in the romantic way but the enemies obsessed with each other to the point they can’t think of anyone else. I’m not even that interested in Cartman or Kyle as individuals, it’s about that powerful obsession.
Look I'm not asking you to be "realistic" with your choices, I'm not asking you to pick current Trey. I'm asking about your tastes in body types. No one will punish you if you choose the hot muscle body, nobody will call you a shallow harlot or a musclehead guy, mmkay? I just want to see that there's some taste in these threads and I am not surrounded by >muh thicckkk muhhh thicckk assss >muh MILFs >muh DILFs >muh daddy body >muh gains
But anon, the body type on the left is disgusting. I don't go for right typically, but it's far superior than a bunch of stiff skin and bones that looks like it could poke me if I cuddled with it. Bodies that look like an average human could achieve are way hotter than whatever he-man masturbatory idea of masculinity you think will win chicks.
I never realized how many plots there were inside in just 1 episode. I thought the Marjorine episode was stand alone from the episode where Butters commits suicide and the Stotchs chain Butters in the basement.
Hey this episode is better than I remember it. It's the one where Kyle and Stan indirectly kill that poor kid.
https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/frgptn/south-park-fat-camp-season-4-ep-15
It's because it's boypussy, they're meant to be higher than regular buttholes. Also they're self-lubricant and it's possible to impregnate them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I want to trade places with Craig...
2 years ago
Anonymous
>possible to impregnate them
I always have the AU where Craig get's abducted by an Alien Tweek whose species can be impregnated and in heat mounts Craig. Also Tweek lactates and Craig's suck his nipples whilst fricking him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Tweek topping in any shape or form
No thanks
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nevermind, I misread your post like the dumbass esl I am, carry on.
Well they both have addictive personalities, which sometimes causes them to act in similar ways in regards to their addictions. Randy especially in his "PC" days had a habit of acting fairly indignant, similar to how Stan is in episodes like Butterballs where it more becomes about his own ego than the good cause.
Youd be surprised how similar Russian and Mexican tastes are across the board. I think kyman is just a super popular ship and the English speakers don't ship it publicly because they'll catch shit from the twitter brigades. Without the moral mobs it'd probably dominate American South Park fandom too.
Yeah, I know, and that's what most kyman shippers will say if you ask them, but the people who throw a pissy fit about it don't care and probably only want to tank kyman because they ship style or something, or they want to act morally superior because it gets them off
2 years ago
Anonymous
they want to act morally superior because it gets them of
You just described of 90% of people on tumblr/twitter who talk about SJW stuff in fandoms.
>kymans is the most popular SP ship for Mexicans and Russians
Source for that? I thought most popular pairings in RU are creek ( they have the most amount of fanfics on the russian equivalent of ao3) and stary
I'm sorry what was the conflict established in part one of streaming wars? I did watch it, but I can't remember a single thing to look forward to being resolved for it, aside from maybe wondering what's gonna happen to Cartman's massive rack, but that's not really a hook that keeps me interested in tuning in. Was there something else? I swear, it was all so boring and unfocused.
Water in South Park is running out thanks to manbearpig, everyone became reliant on streaming services to get their water. PiPi teams up with manbearpig and buys all the land in the mountains that still has water for a monopoly on it all. Wants everyone to use up the water faster so all they have left to use is pee, which he has the most of.
Thinking about Teenage Creek, they're at a water park. The lines for some slide are really long, Craig and Tweek are waiting and chatting in line. Behind them is a pair of Asian girls from school. Everything's going as usual, the girls giggling and fangirling, etc. Until one of them notices visible hickeys on Craig, and none on Tweek, indicating that when Craig and Tweek fricked last, Craig was getting his shit served sunny-side-up by the Tweekster. They try to hold in their annoying excitement about it so as not to embarrass themselves in front of THE tweek and craig. Meanwhile Craig is unaware for the most part about how visible the marks actually are, and he's been walking around in public unintentionally showing off that he's Tweeks b***h.
Don’t remember what I said it’s best forgotten but I stand by it. Toddler Kyle is going to frick both teenage Stan AND Cartman in the ass until Jesus himself shows up in the room an jerk offs as he watches
i just realized, Kyle makes fun of his cousin for being a meek, sickly little israelite boy stereotype, but Kyle-2 is just as sick
hes supposedly diabetic, he had bad kidneys, he has one of em ass warts at the age of 8, he whines about cleanliness and stuff like peepee in the pool... sure hes a little bit tougher, just a tad, but theyre still a lot alike
Difference is Cousin Kyle was constantly open to trying new things, sure he whined but he did it and he was happy for it. He never moralgayged, he was always happy to be there and in the end he wasnt afraid to give the guys shit. Kyle tries to act cool but is ultimately a pussy. Cousin Kyle IS cool because he knows he ISN'T cool, and he may also be a pussy, but not caring about it makes him just a tad cooler.
>A-Actually Cousin Kyle, did you know that the risk of genetic defects in children born from first-cousins is significantly higher than that of the rest of the population? A-And I don't want moron babies, Kyle. I saw that Jimmy kid, I don't want my baby to be like that. I always expected them to be a lawyer.
i swear every thread is like an episode with several plots, its a mystery as to what youll get
sometimes its the incest episode, sometimes its the homestuck episode, sometimes its a special like 'the tails plush incident'
I said it earlier but since the thread is dying I actually I had the biggest orgasm to the thought of Towelie impregnating Kyle. Just imagine him fricking him over and over to pump out disgusting Ginger israelite-Towel hybrids all forty two of them. Towelie impregnating him over and over again with 42 kids
You shouldn’t I’m drunk right now and into weird shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
its ok anon i feel that
cmon share more thoughts
2 years ago
Anonymous
Uh what do you want to know
2 years ago
Anonymous
uhhhh i didnt think this thru
well just go ahead and tell us about your favorite south park character? or maybe favorite episode?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>well just go ahead and tell us about your favorite south park character? or maybe favorite episode?
That’s hard but I think Jimmy is the best character even though I’m not criplefricker I just think he’s cool I my favorite episode is Good Times with Weaponrs probably
I wonder what I'd behave like if I was drunk ... considering I'm already eccentric as hell. But sadly I'd be scared as shit considering I actually have important information on this PC and I can't risk destroying it in one of my alcoholic outbursts.
I answered that poll based on what I do in real life rather than what I do on Minecraft//this imageboard otherwise I'd be a crossdressing pansexual genderswapping domestic terrorist soap box apache helicopter politician. In real life I'm the most boring, straight, mature person, average looking person you can think of. I live a normal life with normal life routines, in real life, not in Minecraft.
why are you so concerned with 'larping', is it that impossible to think that some of the n33ts who use this website might be getting drunk on a sunday afternoon and posting here? is your life THAT boring that even something so mundane seems impossible?
>there's a difference between larping in Second Life and actually doing it in real life.
yeah, difference being only doing it in real life would even constitute "LArping", otherwise its just rp-ing, you memespeaking frick
Hearing eerie long melodic notes sounding like they're coming from outside. Like someone is hitting an E chime and then letting it fade out and hitting a D flat chime. It's the middle of the night and cows are mooing in distress a mile away. Is it ghosts?
dude weed LMAO
I don't hate Randy, I hate the calcification of his character.
Why do they have a israeli oven mitt in their home?
Was a gift from the Broflovskis
>giving someone of a different religion covered in your own religious symbols
That’s fricking weird.
Jews are like that.
If you’re trying to be the next Kylegay, you’re not nearly horny enough
Kylegay is dead.
Hence why I said next. Your reading comp is lacking
Great art. I forgive you.
I think that might be a snowflake.
I WANT TO EAT RANDY, RANDY, RANDY, RANDEEEHHHHH
Trey shut up and post your old bussy already
You know I'm not him. I only know that Randy is more hilarious than a creek fujoplot or other dumb bullshit with the kids.
You’re making it too obvious Trey. Did we finally hit a nerve?
Can we have at least a belly pic?
I only know you're not Trey because he's a fudanshi who also happens to love Randy
You are correct. He's hilarious. This meme board shits on the show no matter what, so their opinion is irrelevant.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKIN CRITICISE MUH FAVORITE SHOW!!!
Is it illegal to say anything negative about this show? It stopped being funny almost a decade ago.
some people genuinely believe every criticism or dislike of a shows modern iteration is nothing more than contrarianism and is never said genuinely
Yeah man it's illegal sorry
Nah, you gays are way way too dramatic and hyperbolic about it. Is it at its peak? No. Is it still funnier than most anything on tv. Yes.
The outsized hate it gets here is 110% groupthink to fit in.
Alright Trey now bend over I'm gonna go get the strap
Only plebs use the term pleb
Only Plebs claim that the term pleb is only used by plebs.
Only plebs claim that plebs claim that the term pleb is only used by plebs.
On the grand scale of things how would you rate South Park on a scale from 0 to 10 ? what other shows come close to its style?
To me South Park never really had a specific style. It was all over the place with the misadventures, actual adventures, slice of life, comedy, characters, plots. One episode would be completely political, the other feel like a normal cartoon show, the other would have dialogue that would sound preachy as shit, the other dialogue that would roll off the tongue seamlessly, one episode would be mature as hell the other would be just silly misadventures with gore and farts typical of Family Guy or The Simpsons but wackier, less grounded.
It's nearly impossible to simply rate all of South Park that way just like it's impossible to rate the Simpsons.
The show has been around over 20 years and gone through massive shifts in tone and quality.
Back when I watched it as a teen it was my favorite show, I'd probably given it a 9/10 back then. However I grew out of it's humor as I got older. Idk feels like the entire show now is just really unfunny. I think I stopped watching at around season 12 or 13, when stan moved away or whatever.
South Park still feels like the most raw adult cartoon that commentates on current events and real life figures. Even if in the more recent stuff they lean much more on being lefty (though they're not cucks who are afraid to make fun of lefty stuff)
t. Trey Parker
How does one little israelite create so much seethe?
Everytime Kyle appears in an episode it makes me furiously shit my pants in rage, luckily I still live with my mom and she always cleans it up for me
Cartmanbro btw
Kyle is the worst part about every episode. He's either a wuss b***h, a moron that goes out of character, or, most of the time, a homosexual who give a gay speech at the end of the episode
I liked him when he was crazy in general and not the stand-in for dude le weed jokes. And now it seems they'll use him as a stand-in dude le karen jokes because YHWH forbid they actually use Kyle's mom for that like she originally was.
I miss the times when Randy was among the saner adults in the town and Sheila was the most prominent parent.
>tfw aside from Sharon, Sheila is the most sane parent
Look how far we’ve come
Leanne has been more or less retconned as a crack prostitute seasons ago, last time they had her be a bawd that I can think of was season 9
He was good up until Tegridy Farms. He ain't the same Randy anymore
He peaked in The Losing Edge
>Pete after I show him the Giger art a second time exactly in this pose, smiling smugly at him and calling him a poser.
Why did he want to frick aliens so much?
They started off as nightmares and then became wet dreams. He wanted to frick his Freddie Kruger bullies... and he succeeded.
Imagine this Freddie entering Giger's nightmares.
>RAPE THEM TO DEATH YEAAAHHH, PUT THOSE NIGHTMARES BACK IN THEIR PLACE, FRICK EM IN THE ASS. SHOVE THE DILDO UP THEIR HOLES.
Tegridy Farms Randy is the best Randy. I don't care what any of you homosexuals have to say.
I agree also I'm free tonight for sex
Why did they turn all the girls into activists in the later seasons? it's not just Wendy literally all of them are this way
Because Wendy was the only girl with a personality aside from Henrietta so they made them all like her.
I'm also free tonight. I'll think of you when I fug my gf tomorrow.
>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy
Why do they do this.
Art imitates reality.
He's funny sometimes but they really went way too hard milking him. The fact that they did it so much he ended up turning into an antagonist really says a lot about how bad it got.
Still, he's still a good character when used right.
>I'll think of you when I fug my gf tomorrow.
He's lucky to have you.
The luck belongs to both of us.
Randy would had worked as bawdhunt69 just as much as Gerald, but that was before the overused Tegridy Weed stuff happened that brought worst boy character backTowelie. What do you guys think?
Is that Avril Lavigne?
>when I fug my gf tomorrow
Oh nevermind you're not Trey, he's single. I retract my statement.
I don't understand the repetition and focus on the weed jokes over and over in each episode he is in, I never saw anything like that in other show,
True. Randy is great. Especially when they have characterization.
When and why did South Park threads decide to become a cesspool of autism? I swear they were normal-ish only just a year or two ago.
>I swear they were normal-ish only just a year or two ago.
You must not have checked before because they were also super autistic five years ago and I was part of them but then stopped watching the show so stopped posting
Basically when a new episode airs normies will discuss. When there is no recent episode the only people who still want to discuss a show are fujos.
Yeah but now every thread has to have the word comfy in it and there's also a ton of inside jokes and circlejerking going on. If South Park threads weren't normal before, then they're even more deranged now.
>then they're even more deranged now.
We haven’t started unironically talking about vore yet so I would say we’re not as deranged as past threads. Regardless it’s all horny circlejerking because there is no new content so the only people who remain wanting to discuss the show are coomers and fujos.
Oh, boy, here comes Randy with another wacky, moronic idea
>There are femanons who find a fish hot
I'm not sure how to feel about my own characters ... should I make them all girls to get a male fanbase instead of a female one?
I would rather see them find a fish hot than any of this shit.
But the fish falls into that category of evil sleazy men too.
It doesn't matter if your audience is primarily male or female, it can get very autistic either way. Best/worst case scenario, you create miniature equine show 2.0, you'll have tons of extremely autistic men being religiously devoted to the world you've created, but at least the best fan made content will be top notch.
>I'm not sure how to feel about my own characters
Anon don't say stuff like this in a south park thread, you just gave me a jumpscare, I thought Trey really was here. But anyway the answer is yes. Girls like cute things and boys so you know what you have to do.
Hey guys I finished the sbahj-ified randy dudeweed drawing
We're never moving past homestuck are we?
the OC that /comfy/ needs, thank you based anon
anon this is amazing thank you for your service
frick man this needs to be a series
I already did a series back in the hetalia fandom like 5 years ago. Maybe ill do it with sp.
>this kills the stylegay
nobody ships style...
i think its cute... definitely not my favorite stan ship though
>jock stan and nerd kyle
The most basic of basic. Is Stan really that jock-y? I think he shifted to more of a geek now.
Jock Kyle with Bleeding heart Stan is the only acceptable version of style. I don't know where the weakling small Kyle fan idea came from, he's the tallest of the boys as an adult shows the most prowess when it comes to fighting even when not in Jersey rage mode.
yeah hes mostly been the more dorky one, im pretty sure kyle is more athletic than him (at least thinking about all the sports hes in, especially basketball) and is more boyish than stan. like i said not my favorite stan ship, at least how its depicted most of the time.
completely gets it, thats what i like more of honestly. i just think its alright/cute
Honestly thats why Kyle is my favorite in r63 art because I love tomboys.
nice
kek based
i honestly dont know. i guess it was because stan wears a football uniform? but kyle has one too so im at a loss with that one. stans a fricking dork
honestly i picked that image
because i think its funny the way stan looks down at kyle
I wish she was my gf so bad. Which is funny because I’m not attracted to regular Kyle.
wouldnt rule63 kyle just be sheila?
She would have some of her traits but be different. Also Gerald’s genes would make her skinny and I like my tomboys sticc. The architect side of me also finds Sheila hot in a different way.
>Reverse Trap 63 Kenny
Okay, this is cool, but consider: Dies Every Episode 63 Kenny.
stan's a fricking dweeb lmao i don't get people who even imply he's not
CousinKyle x Stan is better
I like cousin Kyle but it’s starting to reach the point of shilling (kek) in these threads, give him a break. He’s for Cartman anyways.
How is Clyde that high for Cartman
>Literally the most popular character
>Pleb filter
Lmao
Only Randy hates plebs
The whole “this character is masculine and this one is feminine is bullshit anyways” all humans have both masculine and feminine traits.
Why did he single out Kenny as the only "redeeming nice guy in a sea of buttholes"? when Kenny was the guy who threw a fricking ninja star in his fricking eye? also this was a latter season episode, shouldn't it had been Kyle who was the nicest?
I'm talking about the Hawaii episode.
Because some fans have not watched all the episodes or have selective memories. All four of the main boys are buttholes but fans like too woobiefy certain ones. Even Wendy tried to kill a woman and everyone forgets it.
Kenny didn't mean to actually hurt him, he just got caught up in the moment, and Kenny is a relatively good kid compared to everyone else
Remember when all 4 of the kids used to do shit together?
I remember when they ALL used to DO SHIT together. Remember the episode where they took over the town by kicking all the grown ups out by yelling molestation?
I will never forget Clyde's outburst and voice change in this tiny bit at 1:10. Very, very memorable. I was wondering the whole time "what the frick is up with this guy, did he have an episode, something going on? does he constantly have these outbursts?"
https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/jy6p4p/south-park-marjorine-season-9-ep-9
I don't hate Randy at all. I do think it's a terrible mistake when the show treats him as the main protagonist instead of the kids. Randy episodes are often great (Pinewood Derby jumps out as one of the greatest episodes in the show's run); it's just that South Park shouldn't be Randy's show.
I'm looking at S9 and S11 and holy shit there's so many good episodes in here. The weakest episodes in these seasons would rank as amazing in the new seasons.
I just wanna talk about funny bits from the show but the so called comfy threads are only about wanting to frick The Boys.
Excuse me sir but I will have you know we MOSTLY AT NIGHT want to frick Trey up the ass. MOSTLY.
I didn't want to bring up the Trey thing because I don't like thinking about it.
I do find the girls sexy sometimes. Is this peak straight hypocrisy?
I watched the TSA one today and Clyde waddling off the toilet only to flip up the seat and flip off his dead mom is THE best crash to ends credits in the show.
So fricking funny and cathartic. What's everyone's favorite outro/credits joke?
>What's everyone's favorite outro/credits joke?
The ending of Awesome-O and Woodland Critter Christmas are tied for my favorites. Such perfect endings.
What if South Park in a world where the girls were the main characters and the boys were only secondary characters? Suppose that it's still been running for 25 seasons, still has the Matt-and-Trey spirit, and still has comparable cultural pull (but probably much more of a waifugay fandom on Cinemaphile).
Like rule 63 or the girls in the show? If the latter then it would change the tone in the series probably be more similar to something like Tuca and Bertie.
The latter, but I imagine they'd be shoehorned into dynamics and adventures more like the boys'. Wendy and Bebe are easy pulls for a Stan-and-Kyle-style main duo (with Wendy as the more bookish and serious everywoman and Bebe as the more laid-back and down-to-earth everywoman); you'd need to pull from more minor characters (and flesh them out into actual characters) to round things out. I imagine a Heidi introduced right from the start as a Cartman equivalent would be more socially adept and less openly malicious, but still 100% That b***h You Shouldn't Ever Trust; lots of doe-eyed gaslighting.
M&T are still males, although I imagine that timeline's Matt and Trey would eventually start calling themselves nonbinary in interviews in an "it's a Rorschach test whether or not you think they're joking" way.
>although I imagine that timeline's Matt and Trey would eventually start calling themselves nonbinary in interviews in an "it's a Rorschach test whether or not you think they're joking" way.
So just regular Trey
It does seem like the kind of thing Trey would say, but if he has, he hasn't said it enough for me to hear anyone talking about it in any context. I imagine he'd have a lot more motive to push the point if he was making dickykino South Park and was frequently accused of being a pedo
he says essentially the same but about being gay, and he wore a dress that one time so I don't think he's particularly worried about people thinking he's not manly... probably because so many people have assumed he's gay, but he said he doesn't care if people think so iirc
20x's times FIM's popularity but dispersed across 25 years.
A full cast of gurls cussing is a rare thing to find. All we got is spy stuff and magical girl bullshit, imagine if magical girl bullshit was with boys instead, it would be the same shitty writing but now it has even more teen girls who only watch it for the coom material. You know how men watch Batman and Spiderman and women watch fish men and teen girls watch cute animal creatures with powers? What is it with women and aquaman, Jesus.
Uh, depends on if M&T are girls too. Otherwise they’d be arrested and canceled. If they’re females, the show ends early since women aren’t funny.
One offs w/ the girls would be great. Even once a season. But South Park is great because of boyish charm and boyish adventure.
I was actually kind of expecting that when Heidi became Cartman, but Heidi just ended up hanging out with the boys more
Right? That one interaction at the bus stop was golden, was really hoping that was the start of something more.
>just talking to my girlfriends about tiny homes
I fricking loved that scene so much.
Here's your genderswapped show, bro.
>ABU DHABI, IT'S FAR AWAY
>ABU DHABI, THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL STAY
>ABU DHABI, THE PLACE TO BE
>FOR ANY KITTEN WHO'S ANNOYING ME
>Disillusioned adult Nermal
>Starry-eyed kitten Garfield
>Cat-brained Jon Arbuckle
I'd watch a few episodes of this, that's for sure. But, only if they bothered to not make the personality swaps 1:1. Also, weird that it's not available to watch in the U.S. Didn't we make this orange frick?
>I do find the girls sexy sometimes. Is this peak straight hypocrisy?
you see, I was with you but then you had to admit to being a pedo
>I didn't want to bring up the Trey thing because I don't like thinking about it.
I want to frick Matt.
Matt is only for his chocolate wife.
Sir, I object. The girls are nice too.
You can talk about whatever you want anon. Most people will discuss in addition to coomerposting.
See there you go again Craig you fricking downer. You honestly should go hold hands with Stan. Honestly Craig just go goth already you fricking autistic dickwad, this is why no girl likes you Craig.
Craig x Stan honestly should had been the relationship and Stan gets tired of Craig's shit and realizes to stop being a blackhole sucking the joy out of everything. Stan x Craig would had been a better Heidi X Cartman. Frick you Craig you gay little fricking shit. You can't get hard unless I c**t FRICKING SUCK MY DICK CRAIG YOU SPAZZ-LOVING DOMINANT-LOVING ICE QUEEN b***h. Frick you and people like you Craig. Frick the material you were made out of. I'll make you thirsty, as thirsty as Clyde and when you beg me for my hot skin-burning man milk I'll lean down and whisper go suck a guinea pig off, all the water is gone.
The SP femanons here are wild. I love it.
Anon I have not even showed a fraction of my true power level because I don’t want to make the threads too cringe.
I can tell you're just barely holding in what is even more South Park mania. It's pretty hot.
What are some of your favorite episodes even? Just scattershot and give me a few.
What kind of cringe? the haha one or the hehe one?
And people say girls aren't funny
*whistles nonchalantly*
Max youre not a girl youre just regular crazy
They called me a girl and a femanon, it's over. I have the high ground.
For all you know I could had been a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl all along. Ever thought of that triple agent bullshit, motherfricker?
Based Craig
If only he had an entire episode about dissing girls. Could do a Clyde & Craig episode where Clyde does everything for them like wait in in the cold like an idiot, buy them shoes and Craig's like "frick you, frick you, this is mine, what did you bring me? only 1 present? you don't love me. Wait I'm suppose to care? wait I'm suppose to give you gifts? Hahahaa" might actually give him some development(albeit a bit too close to Cartman's) as the proper bully and rival to Stan instead of the easy to coerce kid who then regrets going with the main group instead of Clyde, Token, Timmy(before Jimmy came).
>Timmy(before Jimmy came).
wasnt Jimmy a Jason replacement? Timmy was never part of CATG, Craig kinda just hangs out with him outisde of the group
because he loves him
That kinda happened in tfbw with the rasins plot where Clyde stole his dad's credit card to use on the rasins girls who were just using him for his money while Craig was trying to get him back.
Trey just make 4 Cartmans each with a different personality work together and you fixed the show, you already have Garrison as the second Cartman. 4 is a powerful number, more powerful than 3 or 5. 4 is just the right dynamic to tell stories with. All great character dynamics are done with teams composed of 4 characters.
The parents change their kids around, what changes?
I imagine we'll need 7 different episodes just for Butters' parents alone.
remember the episode suggestion where Liane, Carol and Randy use their kids to fight some kinda drug war?
I’m drunk AMA
What brand?
Gay
what Yakuza Karaoke song would the characters sing?
do you wanna get drunk together?
Do you guys/gals have any plushes?
I don’t care that homosexuals think I fricking love Kyman
I’m going to o start a kyman cult the way those ruskies starts a Gadget cult so I can worship Kyman for all time
I feel like with South Park being what it is, your Kyman cult would at least be immune to things like getting /BUGGED/
Kyle getting metaphorically bugged would be hot anyways. I would love to see Towlie impregnating Kyle and having him shit out 42 horrible israelite-Towel hybrid combo children while Cartman cries in the corner.
I feel Cartman is likelier to arrange this scenario than cry about it.
This is my new fetish I’m going to commission someone to draw it
I keep mistaking Kyle for Red in this pic. I never ever see Kyle with straight hair. Is it even possible straighten afro hair? are redhead afros even possible in the first place?
red curly hair is common with ashkenazi israelites, and yes it can even resemble the afro texture in some cases. and its very difficult to straighten, youll almost never get perfectly straight silky hair
t. speaking from personal expirience
>Is it even possible straighten afro hair?
Yes but it takes around 3-4 hours and a lot of patience
t. Used to help my black friend straighten her hair in college
Puppy love is so cute
Agreed
I wonder when did they had their first kiss and who initiated it
I actually really appreciate you guy. I’m a kymanhomosexual but you Black folk can tell me your ship is moronic and I hate you. If we were anywhere else you would have to feign politeness and pretend to agree with me. I love this place because we can say whatever the frick we want even if we don’t like it. It’s nice.
Season where Kenny becomes a trans kid (because AGP) and everyone's obviously openly wondering if she's going to 41%. (She does in the finale but it's a 2001-style mindfrick, and she returns in later seasons as usual, still trans.)
1. no
2. get out
I want a lesbian kyman gf!
Have they made fun of Biden yet?
you know now that you say it.... no they havent, and im kinda surprised, since both previous presidents got an episode about their stepping into office.
i suspect Trey is pussying out a bit, and also tried very hard to make the recent season "comfy" but clearly doesnt know how.
They showed him drinking child blood but that was more making fun of the conspiracies around him in regards to Qanon
honestly, "celebs/elites drink child blood" is the kinda absurdism SP wouldve done straight in the early seasons, now the absurdist comedy show needs to make sure you know its le silly
i hate how SP completely gave up on absurdism and antimorals because it thinks its audiences are morons to need to be moralized to now
Having some sort of moral stance (which is inevitable if you're rich and in L.A.) kills the comedy.
While I get your point, it's not exactly their fault that this premise would no longer work as absurdism, because a substantial portion of the country unironically believes it. Doing the premise "straight" would just be endorsing the political plurality of the country, and would be no less moralist than what they're doing now.
frick it just dont be cowards
I know, anon, I know, anon, it sucks; back in the aftermath of the 2016 election I was scripting out a hypothetical season premiere episode about Pizzagate (under the assumption that Pizzagate would pan out, Hillary and pals would be arrested, etc) and I was unfathomably disappointed by what happened instead.
What would the non cowardly choice be in this situation? Agree with one political side, or side with another? Seems like a lose-lose
again- absurdism. frick both sides, just ball
They kinda went the absurdist route by including them in their baseketball outfits as apart of the evil Hollywood elite, and then all the stuff with me garrison breaking the fourth wall and turning me white into a flower covered or is or something, and mr service into mr hat.
Frick don’t know what happened there, Mr* garrison, mr* white into the giant flowery penis*. It was a weird episode
no dont correct it anon the weirdness of ur first post made it funny thought one of us was havin a stroke
but to be fair its audiences ARE morons
i hate that you're right
i wanna eat cartmans pussy
you can, anon... follow your dreams
what do you mean i can
he's a cartoon character
you can
believe it
are you gonna cosplay as cartman for me?
sure
South Park and its creators are so old the only joke they have is Randy being a Scrappy-Doo-level annoying character.
I know the disclaimer at the start of every show but even I have limits. Enjoy fantasizing about little boys fellas, I'm out.
I recently re watched the movie, and it's still pretty good, especially compared to the specials
is the baseball episode the exact moment randy became le wacky dad?
Wasn't during the Bloody Mary episode?
I had been going through every episode to see when Randy took over and when he became wacky. I did a season by season overview if people are interested in seeing that. But I can tell you when he first started going wacky. It was season 6, although with a disclaimer. In season 6 you had episodes like "Red hot catholic love", "Child abduction is not funny", and "Future self and me". All of these episodes have Randy acting particularly stupid and wacky, especially with cutting the guy's hand off in future self and me. The disclaimer is that while Randy was wacky in these episodes, most of the other parents were wacky alongside him.
Season 7's "All about Mormons" is also an important point, as that's when Stan singles his father out as being stupid for so easily converting to mormonism. Randy was also used as the main face of the anti war side in "I'm a little bit country".
There is some more little stuff in there, but the first independently wacky randy episode is in fact the losing edge, where he had a whole B plot to himself fighting at the ball games. But I think the stuff before it helped lead up to him being used as the main wacky parent.
Bloody Mary was after the losing edge, but same season.
look at them
Mmmmyesssss sweeter than Candy, it's Kendy.
i want a chubby kyman boyfriend
>chubby
absolutely based taste my man
I'd rather eat a skunk roadkill and then drown it with beer than listen to another one of Kyle's life lessons.
i wonder what skunk taste like
similar to rabbit maybe? rabbit on the grill with beer sounds great
Dull do your parents let you use the internet?
Randy is my favorite super park character but modern south park sucks so i can see why people get annoyed
Maybe i prefer gerald and cartman but hes still up there
Alright guys and gals give me your funniest impressions and please don't copy-paste them from the internet.
>"and how about that Timmy kid.. T-TIMMEH! Timmy! Im living a lie, I'm- I'm living a lie."
Are there any anons here jacking it off to the thought of the other anon?
yeah... but I am too embarrassed to say who...
alright anon yknow the drill, you cant just throw something like this on us
TELL US!
sorry I'm late, but WHAT?
I was on the streaming night where half of the anons accidentally turned on their webcams and let me tell you it destroyed any fantasy I had
i wonder where those fellas are today
Don't fricking start
stanbro... dont tell me you do that
that wasn't me dude... i'm not desperate enough to do that
What did you guys think of the plot twist?
it was certainly interesting and actually unexpected ill give em that- set up well, not obvious but also doesnt feel like an asspull
Herro we 2 are SP fans and definitely not from Twitter. Caca poo poo and farts are yummy yummy in my tummy, cee? So haha just what sizes are your dicks, preferred dick sizes and bra sizes haha, totally SP related -farts- see? I mean smell it? haha.
Somewhat
those fujoshi will never get thru my city wall!
No fujoshi ... but I'm straight.
you ship cartoon boys? if yes then you no can go past my city wall
I ship this. Only the finest of tastes.
>Didn't even directly interact until season 22
Joke's on you!!!! it was a straight ship all along! Ahahahahahah. Not gonna lie you guys, female Cartman does things to me.
Kyman is straight and sometimes lesbian ahahahahahaha. I passer urrr warruuu now thankuuu
kyman no straight! you think im stupid? is two boys kissing! i dont care if they act like girrus, they boys! i have eyes!
Look, here is a ship between a boy and a girl. Can I pass your wall?
you think i no can tell a trappu when i see it? we asian, we invent them!
that is good ship, you go in
Nono Cartman was a herma just like his mom and Wendy is a boy, that's why he's such a dick.
Wendel is such a chad he stares at girls taking a shit.
True as frick
yesterday's drawboard
would you guys like another today?
oh yeah that look like straight ship to me, you go in now
Cartmano was always a grirreerrr, see? it's straighterruuu nuthing geyruu about it.
THAT BOY SUCKING DOWN OTHER BOY DICK DOWN LIKE SPICY NOODLE! THAT IS GAY SHIP!
Naw naw wai wai wait. Open up your eyes, you're squinting them too hard. Okay, good? Okay now look. See? Cartman's a girl, not just any girl, a hot one. See? Butters X Cartman is straight.
in the child abduction episode, Tweek comes across a ginger guy in a purple shirt and a wheelchair on the train tracks
And? So what? Are you shipping him with Tweek? Is that the deal here?
i just wanted to point out something interesting, but... if you insist...
Tweek X train tracks guy
Make it canon
and in "faith hilling" the kids watch a psa where a guy who looks just like him, maybe a couple years younger, gets ran over by a train
could it be the same guy?
>get crippled by a train
>get killed by a train a few years later
guess he doesnt like trains
>Tweek's reaction when the crippled dude gets killed
kek
what i wanna know is- why was he positioned on the tracks like THAT, he's stood along them, not across as if he was just passing thru and stopped midway
Tweek was absolutely right to suspect him
He tried rolling over the tracks, and ended up getting stuck between them as his wheels couldn't get up out of the middle part. He tried turning around to see if he could find some better position to wheel himself out but his battery ran out.
And then tweek let's him die and watches him get hit by the train with barely a reaction. Your point.
Love this pic, but could you name all the girls in it please? I'm particularly having trouble with top left and bottom left. I'm guessing top left is supposed to be Heidi but I'm not 100% sure, and I've got nothing for bottom left (Red, maybe?)
Heidi, Nichole,
Wendy,
Red, Bebe.
Huh, my guesses were correct, I just wasn't confident in them. Anyway absolutely gorgeous art, thanks for posting.
how come they never invented wheelchairs with pedals that would be useful
It's always the boys, boys, boys. Why not the girls, or the mom's?
Watchu talking bout, we always tolking bout dem gurls gurls gurls just see here
GRILL big booba oppai e-girl grill
because its a show with majority boys, and the boys are more developed. same reason its mostly girls girls girls if you look into something like amphibia or shitra
wanna post girls? post girls
The girls have less material but I enjoy them personally. Still though, I must admit as the other anons do that there is less material and so it is silly to expect their fan content to exist proportionally
The only moms worth mentioning are Liane, Carol, Laura and Mrs. Tweak
Watcha talking about, we got a crazy girl right here, look how crazy she is.
mmyess so funneh and crazeeh. I bet you want to waifu her real real baddu.
Because most of them are not good or interesting characters
People make up stuff about the male characters all the time to make them more interesting, why don’t we try making some head canons for the girl characters?
Because the boys have at least one dinstictive personality traits, even those who are rather underused like Clyde.
Can't same the same thing for any girl that isn't Wendy and to a lesser extent Heidi and Bebe.
She's more of a fan favorite than an actual presence in the show, but what about Henrietta?
Oh yeah, Henrietta is a good example (can't believe I forgot to mention best girl), too bad she and the other goths don't show up that much nowadays
well the last interesting thing we made up about a boy is turning him into a girl
...
i dont know what that says about us, but nothing good im sure
Because when I want to talk about e-girl I get ignored but when I talk about kyman I get (you)s
It's funny how the fanart makes her look attractive when in reality she's trailer trash.
Trailer trash can be extremely attractive. The beautiful hick Southern girl is a trope for a reason and I won’t listen to Bebe slander. She’s the hottest of the girls
>She’s the hottest of the girls
Weird thing to say when Red exists but ok
>ginger
>not just ginger but the ugliest shade of ginger
>background character with no personality
Disgusting
>not just ginger but the ugliest shade of ginger
Imagine having taste this shit
>background character with no personality
Ok sure, but like that's ever stopped anyone
I can hardly even remember Red exists, lmao, only girl in this thread I've needed to look up
Contrarian homosexuals are always going to say dumb shit
Revolting
based
cringe
I like Bebe, and I generally like blondes better than girls with dark hair, but I do actually like Wendy a bit better. Maybe I need them both to play off one another, though... hmm.
That's not how you spell Kenny you poser. Get your curly hair outta here and your balding head ahahaha you damn egg.
No, Bebe is just ugly as shit like Lee and Helga. The mountain hick lottery was not kind to her like it was to Ken.
>She’s the hottest of the girls
That's not how you spell _ _ _ _ _
Ahahahahhaha, keep telling yourself that Bebe. You'll never have the pure natural beauty of the mountain hick gene winner that is ...
>Trailer trash
She seems to come from a well off family though.
We can discuss e-girl now if you want?
Wendy is my favorite in terms of character but Bebe is hottest and Nicole is underrated
Well yeah, Wendy is really the only one with any kind of distinct character.
Bebe used to stand out a bit more as the stereotypical popular girl but it's been years since she's even had a line a this point. Heidi was pretty generic even when she got focus (until getting CARTMAN'D) and seems to have now been dropped anyway.
The other girls aren't even worth mentioning as characters beyond their designs and fan headcanons
Henrietta though
I view the goth kids as kinda their own thing, distinct from the standard group of kids that populate classrooms and corridor scenes. Henrietta's great though
Trey Parker hates writing female characters, probably because he's a flaming homosexual
Jenny Simons shit her pants that one time
Oh hey femanons is skinny Cartman cuter?
Look at that bawd Kyle biting her lips staring at Cartman. She wants those Bronco genes badly, that damn israeliteess.
Nah, he looks weird like that
do you think cartman would still have the double chin if he actually got skinny?
also why is timmy in their house
remember Timmy actually used to be a pretty close friend of the main 4, Randy even drove him and the guys to camp together
But what about the sebs?
Give me a song that could turn any woman straight, please.
SHOCK THE MONKEY
Damnit Trey I said turn the women straight, not turn the men gay.
>the song didnt work to get Wendy back, but it certainly awoke something in Token
How about this one?
It's actually a drinking challenge to not say something bad about it since season 17.
Just one sec I gotta load the SP edition ... aahh here we go.
You may now climax whenever you want.
This could be you
>Not making the kid with someone else and letting your wife take care of her.
Which one? The cute divorced old man, the lucky kid of famous writer that's also a nice dad, or the stripper that got his money?
Trey Parker "horsing around" with his daughter
Look at that dummy klutz, can't even get over one pole on the ground without instructions
>ywn put a bit in his mouth, make him get on all fours naked and whinny at you
Again I ask you, why am I alive?
Good morning to my cute wife trey parker, for whom I'm happy to post in this cute randy thread he made all by himself!
good morning to your undeniably gay and silly wife who will never successfully shill his shitty w33d plot... yet its cute to see him try
and good evening to my adorable little boyhusband whos soft and comfy body is the best treat a man could ask for
I wanna smooch his chubby cheeks because I know he's trying so hard, but I also want to tie him face down on his bed and beat his ass raw (sexually) for the absolute state of south park.
But good evening to you and your cute husbando who is far better behaved and thankfully does not smoke loud.
Jeff is the superior stoner character.
>Trey Parker crying
Must. Make. Trey. Squeal. Like. Pig.
>High pitched voiced adults
>Dead inside montone deep Stan voice
I love it actually
The secondary characters don't sound all that different. Weird.
>picks nose
>eats booger
>licks fingers
>puts his greasy little fingies on the glass
frick this kid
God Laura is so hot, what did she see in that ugly fat ginger frick anyway?
She probably has the taste of the treyanons here. She likes fricking below-average chubby balding men. Maybe Thomas was different when they first got together. If that's the case, maybe she was more like the femanons who lost for a bf like cartman (fat, loud, and moronic).
(I just wanna post the other pic too)
I-I think I might be attracted to anger issues...
Anger can be a sexy trait. It shows honesty, determination, self-righteousness. You want a person to yell at people and punch them in their collective stomach instead of slowly feeding them poison like a snake and by extension what she'll do to you.
Something extremely sad about Cartman's mom in this pic. It's like the light hasn't gone out in her eyes yet. It's like we're glimpsing Cartman's mom fairly early in a ShindoLA's Metamorphosis arc.
Is Gerald an Architect?
Young Randy reminds me of Gon from HunterxHunter. Plucky kid probably with big dreams but too selfish and childish for his own good and throws everything away just to settle for Sharon and become a geologist and then deadbeat pothead.
He's tall and bulky and has high test levels, just like adult Craig
No wonder Tweek is such a bawd for his BGC
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40340750
Why is Tweek's Japanese voice so cute?
>Cute voice for a cute boy
checks out
>*Becomes the most relevant female character in the show*
It's very obvious when they give her like 2 lines an episode. She doesn't even have a personality
Trey’s daughter is her personality
Reminder that this is the canon New Kid.
that can't be true, New Kid would be proud of their farts
Bebe looks like pic related.
You're all a bunch of Black folk
>kennygays are acting uppity AGAIN
Damn bratty fans. Negative screentime correction is needed...
>Kennygays are actually Cartmangays in disguise
How does this make you feel?
Do you think they ever fooled around in High School behind Stan's back?
They have such similar tastes since they both like men who are complete emotional dumbasses
thats just normal for boys, especially of that age
They made sure Stan was very aware. And no, he wasn't allowed to watch
You played with the mountain hick genes, Bebe ... you played with the fire from mount doom and you sought to control it. You merely adopted the mount doom hick genes, but Kenny was forged in it, bathed in it, born in it ... 126 times. Your fricked up pre-developed boobs as a kid and professional looking clothing and straightened down hair as an adult is merely a cope, a pretender to the true beauty of the mountain hick. You are a mere imitation of the true power that is the beautiful poorgay from a crummy village, merely a shadow of the true glory. I know the story, Bebegay. I lived through it, breathed it, heard 5000 different stories. You end up 3/4 fricked up kids with crooked teeth like Craig because of that fat disgusting ginger who probably has black hair in the family or Butters' hair that falls off because his dad abuses him and spazzes like Tweek which get fed chemicals since they are babies by their irresponsible hick parents and the rest ... the rest of the 25% are the good looking ones you often hear England, Germany, Russia, eastern europe parade around, especially Russia and eastern europe... the 25% like Kenny. Kenny is a true princess of the Colorado mountain.
Liane definitely used to sell kisses on the playground
Alright anons ... which body type do you choose?
Right without a fricking question.
Be left, put dick into right
ANSWER
https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxQ6zQn0
>Those answers
KEK.
i didnt expect straight guys to be so predominant considering where we are
>no straight females
kek
I welcome everyone here but I don’t know why a straight guy would like to hang out in these threads or even a lesbian for that matter as it’s mostly talking about shipping and boys.
fujo/shotacon lesbians isn't that uncommon anon
The only thing I really ship is kyman and not in the romantic way but the enemies obsessed with each other to the point they can’t think of anyone else. I’m not even that interested in Cartman or Kyle as individuals, it’s about that powerful obsession.
Because we straight boys can be just as deranged and obsessive over kids as any mentally ill woman.
Plus half of the femanons are LARPing so.
Hey, everyone can have autism
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxQ6zQn0
WTF? I was told these thread were gonna be full of b***hes, not a bunch of dudes. What are they even doing here? What do they even talk about?
As a b***h I am surprised myself.
>straight males
I certainly don't mind that you hang out here but I'm at a loss as to why when 90% of these threads are talking about boys and shipping said boys.
Why three straight males but zero straight females?
Look I'm not asking you to be "realistic" with your choices, I'm not asking you to pick current Trey. I'm asking about your tastes in body types. No one will punish you if you choose the hot muscle body, nobody will call you a shallow harlot or a musclehead guy, mmkay? I just want to see that there's some taste in these threads and I am not surrounded by >muh thicckkk muhhh thicckk assss >muh MILFs >muh DILFs >muh daddy body >muh gains
It was funny at first but now it’s getting annoying anon
But anon, the body type on the left is disgusting. I don't go for right typically, but it's far superior than a bunch of stiff skin and bones that looks like it could poke me if I cuddled with it. Bodies that look like an average human could achieve are way hotter than whatever he-man masturbatory idea of masculinity you think will win chicks.
I never realized how many plots there were inside in just 1 episode. I thought the Marjorine episode was stand alone from the episode where Butters commits suicide and the Stotchs chain Butters in the basement.
IIRC Matt and Trey don't like that episode because they feel they piled too much into it
I sometimes mistake that episode for the one where his mother drowns him.
Yeah I don't know why but the sleepover parts felt much longer to me when I first watched it.
This fricking scene, man.
https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/w40tpi/south-park-how-do-you-live-with-yourself
Hey this episode is better than I remember it. It's the one where Kyle and Stan indirectly kill that poor kid.
https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/frgptn/south-park-fat-camp-season-4-ep-15
oh my goodness gracious
wheres the uncensored?
I can post it if you like.
i would like, very much so
https://imgur.com/a/5jtGPXZ
dude that is REALLY fricking good, thank you drawfriend!
delicious butthole noice
Unironically gonna jerk off to this. Thanks anon.
It's great but his butthole is super high up
Yeah, I thought it looked off. Thanks anon, will keep that in mind for future drawings.
It's because it's boypussy, they're meant to be higher than regular buttholes. Also they're self-lubricant and it's possible to impregnate them.
I want to trade places with Craig...
>possible to impregnate them
I always have the AU where Craig get's abducted by an Alien Tweek whose species can be impregnated and in heat mounts Craig. Also Tweek lactates and Craig's suck his nipples whilst fricking him.
>Tweek topping in any shape or form
No thanks
Nevermind, I misread your post like the dumbass esl I am, carry on.
I love the idea that Stan rates Kenny’s deaths on how funny they are and gives him a 0 if he thinks the death was lame
Has there ever been an other example of a character that went from a background character to being the main?
Butters
Nancy
Heidi for a short while
Somewhat related, Scott Malkinson also went from a minor character to one of the most relevant side kids character
Cute.
How come none of the kids act like their parents? Stan is nothing like Randy.
he does though in certain situations. Do you act like your mom or dad?
>he does though in certain situations
Name one
Well they both have addictive personalities, which sometimes causes them to act in similar ways in regards to their addictions. Randy especially in his "PC" days had a habit of acting fairly indignant, similar to how Stan is in episodes like Butterballs where it more becomes about his own ego than the good cause.
>ignoring Stan's alcoholism
>ignoring Butterballs
>ignoring Gluten Free Ebola
Him acting like his dad is one of Stan's major flaws.
I have started a fanfiction that I have lost the drive to finish but feel like I need to finish it before I can move on to other projects.
Finish it anon. I don’t care what you’re writing but finish it
Finished is better than perfect, you can always make a second draft in the future.
well that escalated quickly
Would be a fun season arc.
God I dislike the modern SP artstyle. Look at that photorealistic weed back there.
>kymans is the most popular SP ship for Mexicans and Russians
Why?
Youd be surprised how similar Russian and Mexican tastes are across the board. I think kyman is just a super popular ship and the English speakers don't ship it publicly because they'll catch shit from the twitter brigades. Without the moral mobs it'd probably dominate American South Park fandom too.
>they'll catch shit from the twitter brigades
Why the Hell would twitter care about a dumb south park ship
homie that's shipper central are you serious
I mean why would they have a problem with it
something something nazi x israelite bad
Cartman isn't even a nazi though
Yeah, I know, and that's what most kyman shippers will say if you ask them, but the people who throw a pissy fit about it don't care and probably only want to tank kyman because they ship style or something, or they want to act morally superior because it gets them off
they want to act morally superior because it gets them of
You just described of 90% of people on tumblr/twitter who talk about SJW stuff in fandoms.
It's abusive and they're mean to each other and so that's just toxic ok sweaty? So if you like it, you're bad mkay?
>kymans is the most popular SP ship for Mexicans and Russians
Source for that? I thought most popular pairings in RU are creek ( they have the most amount of fanfics on the russian equivalent of ao3) and stary
I meant to say that it's mostly popular with Russians and Mexicans compared to white people for some reason.
I'm sorry what was the conflict established in part one of streaming wars? I did watch it, but I can't remember a single thing to look forward to being resolved for it, aside from maybe wondering what's gonna happen to Cartman's massive rack, but that's not really a hook that keeps me interested in tuning in. Was there something else? I swear, it was all so boring and unfocused.
Water in South Park is running out thanks to manbearpig, everyone became reliant on streaming services to get their water. PiPi teams up with manbearpig and buys all the land in the mountains that still has water for a monopoly on it all. Wants everyone to use up the water faster so all they have left to use is pee, which he has the most of.
FBW bumped Scott into my top five characters.
Yeah
Thinking about Teenage Creek, they're at a water park. The lines for some slide are really long, Craig and Tweek are waiting and chatting in line. Behind them is a pair of Asian girls from school. Everything's going as usual, the girls giggling and fangirling, etc. Until one of them notices visible hickeys on Craig, and none on Tweek, indicating that when Craig and Tweek fricked last, Craig was getting his shit served sunny-side-up by the Tweekster. They try to hold in their annoying excitement about it so as not to embarrass themselves in front of THE tweek and craig. Meanwhile Craig is unaware for the most part about how visible the marks actually are, and he's been walking around in public unintentionally showing off that he's Tweeks b***h.
The waterpark is full of piss.
Of course, as is customary for an establishment of its type.
How to draw like this? artstyle is cute, I need an analysis
Will we ever get good episodes again?
yes, but we have to pretend to like Randy
I don't mind Randy in small doses.
Do you think Trey will include the recent american political event that everyone's talking about, in the next part? Since it's pretty big stuff.
Yes, Kyle will get another abortion.
Goodnight thread
I wish I saw more Standy on this board.
What would a crossover episode with Steven Universe be like?
Gay.
Cartman sells the gemstones for profit.
Goodnight
goodnight fren
I thought he was just going to take Stan's.
I’m drunk and want to talk about kyman but I will spare you and play Dwarf Fortress instead.
I will now ship Style.
form the thumbnail i thought this was gonna be one of those reverse AUs where Ike is the older brother
I love those, pls post
That’s where I got it from.
oh nice
i love when people with slightly more detailed artstyles still illustrate those canadian features
Holy based
>15 year old Cartman being rivals with 5 year old Kyle
Would be hilarious.
>Kyle rapes Stan
>fricking dares him to report it to the police
>Stan sobbing because he doesn’t know what to do
>can’t confide his sexual assault in anyone without coming off like a predator
Toddler Kyle is EVIL and will rape everyone while moralgayging. No teenage butthole is safe from his tiny wiener
sometimes i think we should compile some of the absolute frickshit that gets said in these threads
Don’t remember what I said it’s best forgotten but I stand by it. Toddler Kyle is going to frick both teenage Stan AND Cartman in the ass until Jesus himself shows up in the room an jerk offs as he watches
>She doesn't come back the next day
i just realized, Kyle makes fun of his cousin for being a meek, sickly little israelite boy stereotype, but Kyle-2 is just as sick
hes supposedly diabetic, he had bad kidneys, he has one of em ass warts at the age of 8, he whines about cleanliness and stuff like peepee in the pool... sure hes a little bit tougher, just a tad, but theyre still a lot alike
You’re right they should make out or frick
anon thats not what i meant
but ill take it
Imagine them all sweaty making out with their israelitefros touching
>auburn red against chocolate caramel
Difference is Cousin Kyle was constantly open to trying new things, sure he whined but he did it and he was happy for it. He never moralgayged, he was always happy to be there and in the end he wasnt afraid to give the guys shit. Kyle tries to act cool but is ultimately a pussy. Cousin Kyle IS cool because he knows he ISN'T cool, and he may also be a pussy, but not caring about it makes him just a tad cooler.
Dont care they should kiss each other with tongue
>cousin koyle why do your friends want us to make out? i mean... i-its a little weird, isnt it? i mean were cousins.
>Cartman blackmails them into making out while he watches to sate his massive israelite fetish
>o-oh jeez Kyle, I don't think I like your friends
>implying cousin Kyle wouldn’t jump at the opportunity
He fricking worshipped Kyle 2 and did everything to try to be like him or get closer to him.
thats only because he loves his cousin
you wouldnt imply theres something sexual there.... right?
He would absolutely swap saliva if given the excuse don’t lie anon.
>A-Actually Cousin Kyle, did you know that the risk of genetic defects in children born from first-cousins is significantly higher than that of the rest of the population? A-And I don't want moron babies, Kyle. I saw that Jimmy kid, I don't want my baby to be like that. I always expected them to be a lawyer.
Can’t have babies from swapping saliva alone.
Couson Kyle wouldn't do that because everyone knows Kyle-2 is a homosexual
All the more reason to do it. If it’s forced it’s hotter anyways.
Can we go back to toddler Kyle raping teenage Stan? That was less weird.
>less wierd
I stand by what I said.
you can stand in the corner and reconsider
Is it incest hours in the SP threads now?
It’s… something hours
i swear every thread is like an episode with several plots, its a mystery as to what youll get
sometimes its the incest episode, sometimes its the homestuck episode, sometimes its a special like 'the tails plush incident'
I said it earlier but since the thread is dying I actually I had the biggest orgasm to the thought of Towelie impregnating Kyle. Just imagine him fricking him over and over to pump out disgusting Ginger israelite-Towel hybrids all forty two of them. Towelie impregnating him over and over again with 42 kids
Sorry I’m really fricking horny and intoxicated right now and the thought is so hot
no one itthreads should be allowed to drink
Dont bully me I’m just horny
will you like it if i bully you?
I don’t know it’s hard to process things right now but I like these threads
i like em too and i like you
You shouldn’t I’m drunk right now and into weird shit
its ok anon i feel that
cmon share more thoughts
Uh what do you want to know
uhhhh i didnt think this thru
well just go ahead and tell us about your favorite south park character? or maybe favorite episode?
>well just go ahead and tell us about your favorite south park character? or maybe favorite episode?
That’s hard but I think Jimmy is the best character even though I’m not criplefricker I just think he’s cool I my favorite episode is Good Times with Weaponrs probably
I wonder what I'd behave like if I was drunk ... considering I'm already eccentric as hell. But sadly I'd be scared as shit considering I actually have important information on this PC and I can't risk destroying it in one of my alcoholic outbursts.
everyone is a different drank, who knows, maybe get drunk off of the computer and find out
i couldve sworn we had more chicks
i mean yeah were on Cinemaphile, but still...
I’m one of the kyman dykes
https://strawpoll.com/polls/LVyKxQ6zQn0
Quit larping.
Rip the one straight female
Reminder that the breasts are fat
im gonna suck the kosher milk out of those if Kyle wont
Kyle and Kyle 2 should have a hot kosher kissing session naked
its gonna be very hot and steamy and whiny theyre both gonna complain the entire time
Their wieners will wrap around each other like how dolphin wiener can
>wieners
heh... good one
Anons there's a difference between larping in Second Life and actually doing it in real life.
this place isnt real life
I answered that poll based on what I do in real life rather than what I do on Minecraft//this imageboard otherwise I'd be a crossdressing pansexual genderswapping domestic terrorist soap box apache helicopter politician. In real life I'm the most boring, straight, mature person, average looking person you can think of. I live a normal life with normal life routines, in real life, not in Minecraft.
why are you so concerned with 'larping', is it that impossible to think that some of the n33ts who use this website might be getting drunk on a sunday afternoon and posting here? is your life THAT boring that even something so mundane seems impossible?
Who is larping
>there's a difference between larping in Second Life and actually doing it in real life.
yeah, difference being only doing it in real life would even constitute "LArping", otherwise its just rp-ing, you memespeaking frick
>pretending to be drunk in a post bump limit thread
Who would go through the effort I’m actually drinking because I’m not underage and can buy alcohol
nice, based drunkbro
Sex with
me
Hearing eerie long melodic notes sounding like they're coming from outside. Like someone is hitting an E chime and then letting it fade out and hitting a D flat chime. It's the middle of the night and cows are mooing in distress a mile away. Is it ghosts?
either that or someone is playing the most moody instrument imaginable at the best hour of the night
It all went quiet once I posted
DUDE, VISITORS!
Are you feeling any straighter, anons?
Shoot its head off. This is now a Jimbo and Ned thread.
Oh shit lel I forgot I have literal wind chimes in my room and my fan is on. Nevermind.
heh
Based moron