>only two remaining modern movie stars. >both manlets. Explain this

>only two remaining modern movie stars
>both manlets
Explain this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine unironically believing Holland can act and then comparing him to Cruise. Luckily I know you're being ironic you little scamp.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Holland
    >”movie star”
    >Is literally only known for 1 role in capes hit by 13 year old girls

    Don’t compare him to Cruise.

  3. 2 years ago
    Review Screw

    British people can’t be movie stars. They’re just capeshit actors for hire on a budget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Brad Pitt feels any pressure for Bullet Train to be a hit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's pretty much doing whatever he wants now.. Hell, he was in that Bullock romcom The Lost City where he gets his brains blown out.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about johnny depp

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously this is bait but Tom Cruise got ahead because he's handsome and a decent actor. Holland I think basically has the appeal of being a cute boy so his manlet status isn't a big problem. As he gets older it might become a problem though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard Holland got the part because he did a backflip in the spidey audition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was never a star and he's hit the wall now. It's over for him.

      Holland got ahead because he's a israelite and a twink, he probably has (or had) more sex appeal to teenage girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holland is not a israelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then explain that image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His grandfather is from the isle of man, a tax haven home to weird sex cults. He's culturally israeli.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >home to weird sex cults.
            qrd?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he definitely has israelite ancestry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gimme that James May look
        >I gotchu senpai, say no more

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was there ever a female movie star?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his face so puffy and inhuman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's preparing for the role of norm macdonald in the biopic

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are incapable of ever learning, evne learning that their time is past.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cope, lanklet, Hollywood is manlet territory

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one is being propped up by David Miscavige, the other is being propped up by disney. outside of their influences, no one actually cares about either.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland just need to stop to being a homosexual and demand the Black Cat in the Spider-Man franchise with that cleavage

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wypeepol got not lips

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never EVER call Tom Holland a movie star again. Got it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Film Star?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you keep making this thread, homo? I know you have a crush on left one but just stick to jerking off to the thought of bottoming for the guy you absolute homosexual

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bait thread but it is way easier to film someone in perspective shots or make them look normal next to objects in edits if they are smaller themselves. It's the sweet spot between magic johnson and danny devito that really gets the camera wet.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does some random capeshit actor compare to Tom Cruise in any way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both are movie stars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not likely. What's Holland been in besides Spider-Man? That Uncharted movie bombed, he hasn't got enough charisma to carry a movie on name recognition alone. Cruise on the other hand is extremely recognisable and doesn't need to be attached to a franchise in order to sell tickets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cruise has his life's work to back him up, Holland is just getting started. The comparison should be whether Holland has the potential to become a Cruise-like figure. I think he could if he picks enough good roles.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. No. Holland is a shitty actor. He tried to branch out in some indie flicks but he still can't act to save his life.
            He even gets eclipsed in his most successful movies and required iron manlet, the MCU and nostalgia bait to rescue him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Now this is cope, he is a fantastic actor nobody can deny that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based on what exactly? Your homosexual lust for him doesn't count as a valid reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His many showcases of his acting ability

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Based on what exactly?
                Movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and doesn't need to be attached to a franchise in order to sell tickets.
          PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Timothy Charlemagne is one of the ugliest israelites they've ever forced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Pattinson is more ancient than those two though

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise isn’t a manlet

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being a manlet is a trial by fire
    forces you to develop your charms

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