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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dates only 6 feet tall, white guys with high education degree and $500k/year jobs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related, you're describing the find myself phase.

      Tilly is so fat her blood type is yamok sauce
      Tilly is so fat that she has her own sector of space
      Tilly is so fat the transporter scrambles her signal into an omelet
      Tilly is so fat that she doesn't explore the galaxy, the galaxy explores her
      Tilly is so fat she was stationed on Regulus but her fat rolled over into Cardassian space
      Tilly is so fat that Garak tried to take her measurements but the sizing scanner returned "to be continued".
      Tilly is so fat that when she heard they would be traveling through a mycelial network she made sure to bring a spoon.
      Tilly is so fat that even Riker wouldn't touch her with a 10 light year pole.
      Tilly is so fat she tried to eat Data's emotion chip
      Tilly is so fat she uses nanites to clean her butt crack
      Tilly is so fat she tried to order a burger from the sonic shower
      Tilly is so fat that she needs self-sealing stembolts to keep her uniform from ripping
      Tilly is so fat that Starfleet designated her mouth a black hole
      Tilly is so fat that two guys can frick her at the same time and be on different planets
      Tilly is so fat that she sat on the sacred marketplace and lowered all the prices.
      Tilly is so fat she's got more rolls than the Picard maneuver
      Tilly is so fat you need to go to warp 9 to get on her good side.
      Tilly is so fat the Dominion used her insulin pump as the basis of the Ketrecel injectors
      Tilly is so fat that she turned the one black guy on the ship gay
      Tilly is so fat her uniform has to be made on the shipyards of Mars
      Tilly is so fat she cracked the Mirror Universe
      Tilly is so fat that she has to say "Two to beam up" when she's by herself

      Kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looked really good
        how people get that fat fast and not look into the mirror and realize they fricked up?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not look into the mirror and realize they fricked up?
          They do but most people (especially women) lack the conviction to do something about it. They just feel insecure, cry, and get fatter and fatter.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Emergency nutritional holograms don't help either

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the other weird looking thing on the show was looking a bit chubby...

        Emergency nutritional holograms don't help either

        Leave some space for the rest of us

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Laugh, and grow fat!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's so fat she'll never be able to find all of herself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oof

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hair style is worse than the fat. Jesus Christ.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if I wear my hair bigger, I’ll look smaller!
        Sorry, kid. It just don’t work like that.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tilly is so fat her blood type is yamok sauce
    Tilly is so fat that she has her own sector of space
    Tilly is so fat the transporter scrambles her signal into an omelet
    Tilly is so fat that she doesn't explore the galaxy, the galaxy explores her
    Tilly is so fat she was stationed on Regulus but her fat rolled over into Cardassian space
    Tilly is so fat that Garak tried to take her measurements but the sizing scanner returned "to be continued".
    Tilly is so fat that when she heard they would be traveling through a mycelial network she made sure to bring a spoon.
    Tilly is so fat that even Riker wouldn't touch her with a 10 light year pole.
    Tilly is so fat she tried to eat Data's emotion chip
    Tilly is so fat she uses nanites to clean her butt crack
    Tilly is so fat she tried to order a burger from the sonic shower
    Tilly is so fat that she needs self-sealing stembolts to keep her uniform from ripping
    Tilly is so fat that Starfleet designated her mouth a black hole
    Tilly is so fat that two guys can frick her at the same time and be on different planets
    Tilly is so fat that she sat on the sacred marketplace and lowered all the prices.
    Tilly is so fat she's got more rolls than the Picard maneuver
    Tilly is so fat you need to go to warp 9 to get on her good side.
    Tilly is so fat the Dominion used her insulin pump as the basis of the Ketrecel injectors
    Tilly is so fat that she turned the one black guy on the ship gay
    Tilly is so fat her uniform has to be made on the shipyards of Mars
    Tilly is so fat she cracked the Mirror Universe
    Tilly is so fat that she has to say "Two to beam up" when she's by herself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tilly is so fat I sent her tab to the Vulcan Science Academy so they could double check the figures.
      Tilly is so fat she can eat the latinum while still pressed in gold.
      Tilly is so fat she goes around naked in Ferenginar to save money on fabric.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tilly is so fat the Cardassian military occupied her for 60 years by mistake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tilly is so fat you need to go to warp 9 to get on her good side.
      kek

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute unit.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was funny how the other women on the show started fattening up, too. I can’t help but wonder if they HAD to fire her to get the rest of the cast back under control.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the other weird looking thing on the show was looking a bit chubby...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped watching when the autistic sheboon went into the distant future. Did I miss anything?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a fat suit…. right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fat's suit

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tilly is so fat she caused a power shortage overclocking the food replicator

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h studied the wrong Milky Way and Mars
    b***h borrowed Orion's Belt and made new holes
    She boldly rolls where no man has gone before
    Every time the b***h bends over a black hole appears on scan
    We need full power to engines
    Whenever b***h falls over they need a full damage report

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this real? Is this really a non-photoshopped actress in Star Trek?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's clearly photoshopped to shit. The actress has put on a good 80 pounds though. See

      Pic related, you're describing the find myself phase.

      [...]
      Kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The universe is constantly expanding just to keep up

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To those people who claim this image was photoshopped, all I can say is that it just looks like a fair representation of how I saw the character anyway.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its a "fat b***h overloads the transporter" episode

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killy was hot.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn new season again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't show it because they need to reshoot the finale, and they can't do that because of the strike

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She broke the glass ceiling?
    >Not just the ceiling, the laws of physics!

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