Goddess!
I didn't even watch Partridge Family at all and still worshiped her from just a few glances.
I still haven't cranked one out to Ann Davis.
Ann Davis is ancient. Is that one of the Gilligan's Island broads?
she fricked every guy on the show, staff included
Man, I missed this post entirely. Can vouch for anon, I've read stories about Marsha, even scandal out of her own mouth and it sounds like she was fricking anybody and everybody on set.
>now anon didn't we just have a little talk about this marcia booba posting business? if you want a real girl friend you're going to have to learn to treat women like people and not objects. now I think you better go on and apologize to the board janitor.
after the show the actress turned into a massive coke addict. theres an interview where she goes into it for like 30 minutes. she basically prostituted herself out for the next like 15 years for coke. her big thing was getting blasted on coke and then playing solitaire lol.
The Brady Bunch movie was surprisingly good. Basically just acts like the family exists in this weird time bubble, but puts them in the real world in the cynical 90’s.
I thought the sequel was even funnier. They made some more after that but it was just shitty, half the actors didn’t return and the writing wasn’t there.
The actors they cast to play each Brady really looked eerily similar and captured their performance super well
Also definitely written by and made for people ho would have watched the show growing up. Half the things that happen are things that happened in the show
Also surprisingly dirty jokes. Like the neighbors wife asking two of the Brady boys if they’d like to both frick her at once in less obvious words.
Also the Neighbor who is trying to steal the brandies house is played by Chuck from better call Saul
Also found it funny how Marcia is still popular even though she’s weird because shes hot. But when a jock asks her out and tries to feel her up. She literally tells him shes saying that for marriage lol. They’re pretty much the perfect sitcom tv family stuck in the real world somehow
The sequel was better IMO because it played with more of an interesting plot. Basically in the original show, the writers were pretty clear that
>Mike Brady was single because his wife died >carol is a single mother… for unexplained reasons
The actual reason the writers had is that she got divorced. But the network considered that too controversial. So it’s never ever mentioned what happened to her husband, nor do her daughters ever say anything about their biological dad
In the sequel it’s revealed her husband disappeared and was presumed to have died in a ship crash (in a Gilligan’s island reference)
A conman shows up and pretends he’s him and had reconstructive surgery, all to steal some secret priceless antique they have, and now the family has to figure out how to handle things with the knowledge that apparently she’s still married to this guy
>Also found it funny how Marcia is still popular even though she’s weird because shes hot. But when a jock asks her out and tries to feel her up. She literally tells him shes saying that for marriage lol. They’re pretty much the perfect sitcom tv family stuck in the real world somehow
Based
I just watched this recently and it was pretty funny, the Marcia and Jan actresses were spot-on and the opening scene looks exactly like the real show.
I asked AI to write me a Seinfeld greentext where the gang discusses "mid," "rizz" and "bussin." >Jerry: She turned you down? Why? >George: She said I was "mid!" >Jerry: Mid? >George: Yeah, mid. Apparently I am mid! >*Kramer slides into Jerry's apartment, everyone stands around in silence for ten seconds as if waiting for a reaction, but one never comes.* >George: Hey, Kramer, am I mid? >Kramer: Oh, yeah! You're big time mid! >George: Why? What about me is mid? >Kramer: You've got no rizz! >Jerry: Wait, is rizz like bussin? >Kramer: Is rizz like bussin? *chuckles* Get a load of this guy! >George: Okay, okay, I might not have rizz, I might be mid, but I am certainly bussin! >Elaine: Oh, you are so not bussin! >George: Now you're the expert on bussin! >Elaine: I'm a fantastic busser! >Jerry: I don't think one busses, I believe one is in a state of bussin though. >Elaine: Which I am! >*Jerry, George, and Kramer snicker* >Elaine: What? I am totally bussin! For real, for real! No cap! >Jerry: No cap? >Elaine: That's right, I am bussin so hard I have no cap! There is no cap at all on all my bussin! >George: You are so mid.
they really nailed the casting and the script is just edgy enough to be a well-rounded comedy. My siblings and I used to rent this movie regularly but didn't understand most of the jokes.
Also surprisingly dirty jokes. Like the neighbors wife asking two of the Brady boys if they’d like to both frick her at once in less obvious words.
Also the Neighbor who is trying to steal the brandies house is played by Chuck from better call Saul
Also found it funny how Marcia is still popular even though she’s weird because shes hot. But when a jock asks her out and tries to feel her up. She literally tells him shes saying that for marriage lol. They’re pretty much the perfect sitcom tv family stuck in the real world somehow
The sequel was better IMO because it played with more of an interesting plot. Basically in the original show, the writers were pretty clear that
>Mike Brady was single because his wife died >carol is a single mother… for unexplained reasons
The actual reason the writers had is that she got divorced. But the network considered that too controversial. So it’s never ever mentioned what happened to her husband, nor do her daughters ever say anything about their biological dad
In the sequel it’s revealed her husband disappeared and was presumed to have died in a ship crash (in a Gilligan’s island reference)
A conman shows up and pretends he’s him and had reconstructive surgery, all to steal some secret priceless antique they have, and now the family has to figure out how to handle things with the knowledge that apparently she’s still married to this guy
i had the most stupid grin on my face the entire time watching that, thank you anon
now, have you ever seen "growing up brady"?
really had an impression on me as a kid
We could still be living in a society like that. Globalist israeli elites had other plans though. It's almost inconceivable how much has been taken from us.
no, i liked how wholesome it was and family seemed nice, but they took too long to do everything, like there was a 10 second shot of the mom walking across the living room to the front door, and then it ended up just being virtue signalling about how wholesome they were for refusing reward money
Which may seem foreign to we in the current era, but that was an example of leading by example. >10 second shot of walking across the room
As opposed to smash cuts to door to stairs to kitchen?
she fricked every guy on the show, staff included
I would kill to see that bush
where's the proof homosexual! don't see any link!
Not the dad.
but she was only 17 when the final episode aired....
And?
Underage people in first world countries don't have sex...
the dad was a homosexual who died of hiv though
Even the bass player?
even cousin oliver?
>le quippy one liner kid
>she fricked every guy on the show, staff included
But enough about Florence Henderson
All the Brady women were hot
GOD DAMN
Her and Susan Dey(?), I still haven't paid tribute to them
Their pictures just look old and it makes me feel old. I guess.
I still haven't cranked one out to Ann Davis.
>susan dey
they literally don't make women this hot anymore and it makes me ANGRY
Goddess!
I didn't even watch Partridge Family at all and still worshiped her from just a few glances.
Ann Davis is ancient. Is that one of the Gilligan's Island broads?
Man, I missed this post entirely. Can vouch for anon, I've read stories about Marsha, even scandal out of her own mouth and it sounds like she was fricking anybody and everybody on set.
>they literally don't make women this hot anymore
they do, they just wear troony levels of make-up and act like morons so you can't tell
Yeeep.
Lies, I got hit on by a teenager the other day who could be a dead ringer for this b***h
ya because there was never a young Denise Richards you doof.
>now anon didn't we just have a little talk about this marcia booba posting business? if you want a real girl friend you're going to have to learn to treat women like people and not objects. now I think you better go on and apologize to the board janitor.
>treat women like people
Motherfricking what
Thanks, now let's hear your advice on avoiding HIV.
>That's none of your business. Meet me in the showers in 20
Underrated post.
That's a man
You're a gay
This has been debunked
Debunk this! I'd sex the following
>Marcia
>Jan
>Betty Rubble
>Mrs. Garrett
>Ms. Pacman
>Tracy Gold
>DJ Tanner
Dubs checked.
How would one go about sexing Ms. Pacman?
...Well - first you have to take a "Power Pill"...
nature finds a way
Rubble
my homie
dont forget Mary Ann from Gilligans Island and lucy from i love lucy
Lucy didn't move a muscle
Mary Tyler Moore I grew 7 inches
>Tracy Gold
Too fat. Maybe if she lost some weight.
That's not funny. She had a very serious battle with Cap'n Crunch. Shit is like crack'n cocaine.
after the show the actress turned into a massive coke addict. theres an interview where she goes into it for like 30 minutes. she basically prostituted herself out for the next like 15 years for coke. her big thing was getting blasted on coke and then playing solitaire lol.
Sounds like heaven
>her big thing was getting blasted on coke and then playing solitaire
what a fricking waste of coke
who?
The Brady Bunch movie was surprisingly good. Basically just acts like the family exists in this weird time bubble, but puts them in the real world in the cynical 90’s.
I thought the sequel was even funnier. They made some more after that but it was just shitty, half the actors didn’t return and the writing wasn’t there.
The actors they cast to play each Brady really looked eerily similar and captured their performance super well
Also definitely written by and made for people ho would have watched the show growing up. Half the things that happen are things that happened in the show
Also surprisingly dirty jokes. Like the neighbors wife asking two of the Brady boys if they’d like to both frick her at once in less obvious words.
Also the Neighbor who is trying to steal the brandies house is played by Chuck from better call Saul
Also found it funny how Marcia is still popular even though she’s weird because shes hot. But when a jock asks her out and tries to feel her up. She literally tells him shes saying that for marriage lol. They’re pretty much the perfect sitcom tv family stuck in the real world somehow
The sequel was better IMO because it played with more of an interesting plot. Basically in the original show, the writers were pretty clear that
>Mike Brady was single because his wife died
>carol is a single mother… for unexplained reasons
The actual reason the writers had is that she got divorced. But the network considered that too controversial. So it’s never ever mentioned what happened to her husband, nor do her daughters ever say anything about their biological dad
In the sequel it’s revealed her husband disappeared and was presumed to have died in a ship crash (in a Gilligan’s island reference)
A conman shows up and pretends he’s him and had reconstructive surgery, all to steal some secret priceless antique they have, and now the family has to figure out how to handle things with the knowledge that apparently she’s still married to this guy
Also the ending was beyond hilarious
>Also found it funny how Marcia is still popular even though she’s weird because shes hot. But when a jock asks her out and tries to feel her up. She literally tells him shes saying that for marriage lol. They’re pretty much the perfect sitcom tv family stuck in the real world somehow
Based
>found it funny how Marcia is still popular even though she’s weird because shes hot.
How bizarrely different from real life
this movie is criminally underrated. it's as good as austin powers. it's for free on youtube too.
I just watched this recently and it was pretty funny, the Marcia and Jan actresses were spot-on and the opening scene looks exactly like the real show.
What TV show from the 90s would this concept work the best on?
Seinfeld
I asked AI to write me a Seinfeld greentext where the gang discusses "mid," "rizz" and "bussin."
>Jerry: She turned you down? Why?
>George: She said I was "mid!"
>Jerry: Mid?
>George: Yeah, mid. Apparently I am mid!
>*Kramer slides into Jerry's apartment, everyone stands around in silence for ten seconds as if waiting for a reaction, but one never comes.*
>George: Hey, Kramer, am I mid?
>Kramer: Oh, yeah! You're big time mid!
>George: Why? What about me is mid?
>Kramer: You've got no rizz!
>Jerry: Wait, is rizz like bussin?
>Kramer: Is rizz like bussin? *chuckles* Get a load of this guy!
>George: Okay, okay, I might not have rizz, I might be mid, but I am certainly bussin!
>Elaine: Oh, you are so not bussin!
>George: Now you're the expert on bussin!
>Elaine: I'm a fantastic busser!
>Jerry: I don't think one busses, I believe one is in a state of bussin though.
>Elaine: Which I am!
>*Jerry, George, and Kramer snicker*
>Elaine: What? I am totally bussin! For real, for real! No cap!
>Jerry: No cap?
>Elaine: That's right, I am bussin so hard I have no cap! There is no cap at all on all my bussin!
>George: You are so mid.
ugh. the internet was a mistake.
they really nailed the casting and the script is just edgy enough to be a well-rounded comedy. My siblings and I used to rent this movie regularly but didn't understand most of the jokes.
You're forgetting the best part
>If loving you is wrong,I don't wanna be right.
For me it's Jan. I could help her deal with her middle child syndrome
?t=50
i had the most stupid grin on my face the entire time watching that, thank you anon
now, have you ever seen "growing up brady"?
really had an impression on me as a kid
>we will never see the super 8 films of her coke fuelled lesbian sex with Jan
That is Marcia. It was Jan who said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia." So you should have posted a picture of (the much hotter) Jan.
>posted a picture of (the much hotter) Jan.
Was she though?
Man, I miss this show. Never got into Partridge Family. Is it worth checking out?
>Maureen McCormick was 13-18 when Brady Bunch aired
delicious hebe is delicious
ITT: white people fetishism of the white beauty stereotype.
Fricking dog whistle thread. leave.
she kept trying to go on the set with no bra but they wouldn't let her
Who is they
It's always them
why would you need a bra when your breasts are so perky they're literally up by your armpits?
Source: Moshe Rosenberg Shekelblatt.
no she got away with it a few episodes before the director started checking her and eve's back for bra straps
Celebrity Bowling S01E18 "The Brady Bunch Episode"
>enjoy
this scene is my favorite. can you fricking imagine if we still lived in a society like this?
yes, I know it's age restricted for some moronic reason figure it out
holy shit, is that ever sugary sweet. so wholesome.
We could still be living in a society like that. Globalist israeli elites had other plans though. It's almost inconceivable how much has been taken from us.
that was honestly really boring
not enough degeneracy?
no, i liked how wholesome it was and family seemed nice, but they took too long to do everything, like there was a 10 second shot of the mom walking across the living room to the front door, and then it ended up just being virtue signalling about how wholesome they were for refusing reward money
tiktok has ruined you
not really, i watch old movies all the time
Which may seem foreign to we in the current era, but that was an example of leading by example.
>10 second shot of walking across the room
As opposed to smash cuts to door to stairs to kitchen?
you're a fricking homosexual
Lower your tone with me, piglet.
I'd frick the shit out of Marcia, Jan, Cindy and Carol.
>adrianne curry
Poor jan. Peter married a thotty over that hotty.
Why isn't the measles episode available for viewing?
Anyone else here enjoy recruiting high school boys daily into the genuine far right online?
Wholesome yet so... erotic. Her vulva would have been exquisite back then.