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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't kill vader so she goes after a child
    why are blacks like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her motivation throughout was insane but killing a kid Vader has no knowledge of for revenge took it to a new level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Killing anyone is bad, it doesn’t matter the age. I get tired of seeing this mentality; all life is important. The life of a child shouldn’t be seen as more valuable than the life of an adult. The significance given to the life of the child should be applied to lives of all ages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is worse, in how much they were able to experience, how much potential was lost, how frail and vulnerable they are -- nevermind on the pure aspect of how pathetic it is to kill a child (even to a villain's warrior aspect)

        you can't see it because you're trying to cling on to your childhood like a manbaby or a guy trying to be perceived as a woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely autistic take. Killing a child is a more egregious crime because they are defenceless and innocent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Killing anyone is bad, it doesn’t matter the age
        >all life is important
        source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or as I like to call them, Black folk

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was she after Obi-Wan so bad? This was never explained well, or at least her reasoning isn't realistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he didn't prioritize black bodies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were you not paying attention to how many plot holes there were?
      Obi-Wan made the Book of Boba Fett look like the Mandalorian.

      >"HURRR BETTER SHOOT THE GATE AND SET OFF SOME CENSORS INSTEAD OF WALKING AROUND THE GATE DURRRRRRR"

      >"HURRRR LETS HAVE A GALACTIC CRUISER CHASE A SMALL FRIGET DURRRR"
      >"NO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DEPLOYING THE TIE-FIGHTERS, WE'LL GUN HIM DOWN OURSELVES - EVASIVE MANEUVERS NOOOOOOOWWWW DURRRR"

      >"HURRR MISSED MY SKULL WITH THAT LIGHTSABER BASH THAT TOOK OUT HALF MY HELMET DURRRRR"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>"HURRR BETTER SHOOT THE GATE AND SET OFF SOME CENSORS INSTEAD OF WALKING AROUND THE GATE DURRRRRRR"
        Shit like this isn't even a plot hole, it's a weird completely unnecessary plot contrivance, which to me is even worse because you can just as easily do, like, anything else. It would be so easy. Just have one of the storm troopers call for backup before they die. Just have Obi-Wan accidentally trigger an alarm somehow. They could have done literally anything else and got to the conclusion they needed to get to. And it happened so often in this series
        >HUR DUR I'M GOING TO PUT OUT THIS FIRE WITH THE FORCE AND CARRY YOU AWAY! OH NO SOMEONE ELSE RESTARTED THE FIRE! SHOULD I PUT IT OUT AGAIN? SHOULD I WALK AROUND IT? SHOULD I USE THE FORCE TO PULL YOU BACK THROUGH THE FIRE LIKE I WAS DOING TWO SECONDS AGO? NAH, I'LL JUST DO NOTHING
        Just don't have him put the fire out and have the lady shoot HIM instead. Have the storm troopers open fire on her and use the distraction to let Obi Wan and the droid get away
        >OH NO! I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ONE SHIP BUT THERE WERE SOMEHOW TWO! SHOULD I PULL DOWN THE SECOND SHIP USING THE FORCE? NAH I"LL JUST DO NOTHINGF WHILE YOU ESCAPE
        Fricking just have him pulling the real ship down and have Reva jump him like she literally does two seconds later and allow that to break his concentration long enough for the escape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why was she after Obi-Wan so bad?
      Because she blames him for not stopping Order 66, so she joined the Imperial Inquisitors to massacre the remaining Jedi in order to avenge the Jedi who were massacred by Vader so she can kill him & get revenge on Obi-Wan for not stopping the massacre.
      This show was written by adults btw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This tbh.
        Her circular logic for revenge on Vader is moronic.
        >Yo dawg! I heard you don't like Jedis! So, I joined your Jedi hunter group and help hunt down Jedis in order kill you for hunting Jedis!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hates Vader for stabbing her
        >but takes it out on Obi-Wan
        Why are women like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          woman writes woman with perception of what woman is supposed to be.
          woman don't know woman.
          it's brilliant actually. stand up that writes itself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This show was written by adults btw.
        I'm pretty sure this show was written by an AI, because all the human scenes makes 0 sense

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she joined the Imperial Inquisitors to massacre the remaining Jedi in order to avenge the Jedi who were massacred

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds about right.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >slapping a trooper in the helmet
            ??????????????
            I didn't even bother watching the rest of that clip due to how profoundly stupid the first second was.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Now realize that there are people in this world, right this very second, who applaud and cry to this, considering it to be some kind of miraculous masterpiece. These very people vote, make decision and procreate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                millions upon millions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well actually even the Star Wars subreddit was torching it after the first 2/3 episodes but them Disney played their ace and made a huge hullabaloo about their actor getting 5 meanie DM’s on social media and that any criticism of her was racism. Once the masses got the memo they got right in line and kept eating their consoom like good little empty vessels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can believe it. Sometimes sane people get to, plebbit and can express themselves, but they're either banned immediately or beaten into submission.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well actually even the Star Wars subreddit was torching it after the first 2/3 episodes but them Disney played their ace and made a huge hullabaloo about their actor getting 5 meanie DM’s on social media and that any criticism of her was racism. Once the masses got the memo they got right in line and kept eating their consoom like good little empty vessels.

                you need to stop giving a shit about social media

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the only soc med i have is Cinemaphile...so...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how the frick does an alien know eubonics
                really hard to tell if this is some handcrafted bullshit, or a genuine message. the little misspelling is a classic in trying to come across as authentic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post the webm of the three trained, adult bounty hunter/assassin/mercenaries who run slower than a waddling toddler. It cracks me up and I want to save it to post in every future Obi Wan thread

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Post the webm of the three trained, adult bounty hunter/assassin/mercenaries who run slower than a waddling toddler. It cracks me up and I want to save it to post in every future Obi Wan thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Silhouette by Kana Boon loudly playing in the distance

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love the "shit, she slid" reaction at 0:12

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally what she does tho moron
          she also tortures a child lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this can't be real

      • 2 years ago
        Iceman

        This show was written by women.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It actually was not though.

          • 2 years ago
            Iceman

            This show was written for women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don’t forgetting massacring civilians and torturing little kids for all those years a long the way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this can't be real

        No, numbnuts. Lucasfilm is run by women and this is how women think. They will do destructive, shitty things and blame you for not stopping them and when you ask them why did they try to do the destructive shitty things in the first place they'll say it's because their "feminine intuition" told them that you were a weak man and it was right (because you didn't stop them).

        Women are hard-wired for Stockholm Syndrome. If they think you can't protect them they'll switch sides and gleeful help their tormentor destroy you just to spite you and protect themselves from further harm. Women are moronic children and inherently treasonous boundary-testers, which is why "liberal" societies and free-range females were a mistake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the worst part is everything in this post is true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he was Anakin's master and therefore the perfect bait to lure Vader out into the open so that she could exact her revenge against him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. To lure Vader out
      2. She blames him for Anakin

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show was so fricking moronic, legitimately the most braindead thing I've ever seen, I want to carve my brains out to forget it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEN
    OUT
    DA PRWOBES
    NOWWWW!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DEY HEAAAAAA

      This tbh.
      Her circular logic for revenge on Vader is moronic.
      >Yo dawg! I heard you don't like Jedis! So, I joined your Jedi hunter group and help hunt down Jedis in order kill you for hunting Jedis!

      Imagine taking bait from a corporation to be the Racist Villains™ they need you to be this hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah yeah eyah frick off Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine taking bait from a corporation to be the Racist Villains™ they need you to be this hard.
        no moron it's a humiliation ritual that's why they explicitly don't make original black people films anymore and instead just erase whites and replace them with the most grotesque and ugly baboons they can find. you don't understand this because you are a midwit redditor who think he's too smart to fall for their tricks while literally falling for their tricks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wew

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who says we're not getting paid for this?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OHHH WHERE YOU KEEPIN DAT CRUSTY WHITE BOI, OWEN?
    >MUH TROOPUHS FINNA TEAR DIS PLACE APORT

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DEY HEAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEN
      OUT
      DA PRWOBES
      NOWWWW!!!!

      https://i.imgur.com/fyHd2Mf.jpg

      WHERE IS HE?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I love rap

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obi Dooby Wan where are you?
    We got some work to do now
    Obi Dooby Wan, where are you?
    We need some help from you now
    Come on Obi Wan, I sense you
    Pretending you got a high ground
    You know you are my last hope
    So, Obi Wan, be ready for your series
    Don't Han solod it
    And,Obi wan, if you come through
    You're gonna have yourself a Second season
    That's a fact

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dey hea!
    Sheeit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually did try to give the character a chance but she might actually be the worst written character in mainline Star Wars. Albeit, she is not as offensive as she could have been if she had beaten Vader or something similarly galling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Instead she just almost murdered Luke and spared him, thus making Kenobi a failure at his only fricking job. LOL.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reva's parts especially feel like multiple versions of the script were cobbled together without enough revisions to smooth out the inconsistencies. Even Kylo is more rational.

    • 2 years ago
      Iceman

      She's a mary sue who is able to withstand being stabbed clean through by a fricking Lightsaber. She's egregiously disgusting.

      Another anon mentioned this the other day but in a matter of like 2 days this nobody diversity character met/encountered these characters: Darth Vader, Obi Wan, Princess Leia, Owen & Beru, Luke Skywalker, the Grand Inquisitor (did I miss any?) like she’s essentially doing a speedrun through canon

      Mary sues usually do this in fan-fiction. Not unheard of.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oooooooga booooooga!!!!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black “people” are honestly so ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not when George casts them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Winning smile :(D

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i miss the days when George would call them out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Suave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      facts

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*reloads AK-47*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >here's your long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forget the AK, is he wearing a fricking off the rack champion hoodie? Disney truly has given up, haven't they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao they didn't even try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >meant to be a blaster
      >has a magazine
      >can clearly see feed and other mechanisms for a projectile weapon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an AK-47 or a Type 58?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In our galaxy white people are nearly extinction, but in the GFFA the white nuclear family is still going strong, colonizing the Outer- oh no no no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't watch the second one did you?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone photoshop Owen's head with a kfc bucket.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based anon delivers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not....original....recepie?????!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >GIVE ME THE KFC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dats finger lickin good mmmmmmmm mmm mmmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh lawd is dat sum chickenz?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AYO THIS AIN'T BOJANGLES, homie
        >PEW PEW PEW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remembered Uncle Owen having a thicker beard tbh

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uuuunccleee owwwwweeennn, auunnnnnt beeeruuuuuu

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man, it's not even bad acting. lol
    Ya'll are just racist incels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your point is?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How... did... she... know... about... Luke...?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She knows because the audience knows. That's the logic behind Disney Star Wars; everyone somehow knows everything ahead of time because the plot relies on the viewer already knowing this info to begin with, or plot convenience in a nutshell. The ST was filled to the brim with this lazy, unexplained bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >screenwriters fail the autism test

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this is an iq test for toddlers, not autism

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope it's to test object perminance in children. Something that children with autism struggle with at are often behind on the development of. It also related to autism and theory of mind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The ST was filled to the brim with this lazy, unexplained bullshit
        Either name one or frick off back to redddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How... did... she... know... about... Luke...?

      She had a dagger that pointed to where he lives

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait wtf, i havent watch this

        does the blade thing line up with the fallen death star's bottom circle lazer thing? Isn't it some ancient sith artifact?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why the frick are you even thinking?
          you want me to smash your fricking noggin in with a hammer? stupid fricking c**t.
          open your fricking mouth and consume the product ya daft c**t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why the frick are you even thinking?
            >stupid fricking c**t.
            >ya daft c**t.
            This is an American website. Speak English.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          worse, even
          the blade's edge perfectly matches the ruins of the death star, despite those being there for over 30 years at this point. also, apparently Rey's parents were killed because they had the blade. Yes, it's that moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His pants look crazy comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she learns his last name from the guy running the lemonade stand who gave up the location of the Lars homestead? Or maybe she connected the dots that he's Leia's brother, and she has known Leia is Anakin's daughter? There are a lot of logical leaps that need to be taken. But the writers can say, "she has The Force, bro!"

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In that scene where Reva and the stormtroopers are blasting down the doors of that bunker/hideout, did she shout "LIGHT EM UPPPP!!!" or did I just imagine it?
    I already deleted the file

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you didn't imagine it. She actually said it and I remember shaking my head in disbelief at how shit this show is/was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you didn't imagine it. She actually said it and I remember shaking my head in disbelief at how shit this show is/was.

      I don't know what would be worse, if that line was actually in the script or if it was her own spur of the moment (""feeling the character"") ebonic ad-lib improv that no one had the balls to cut/tell her to stop saying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >LIGHT EM UP!!!
        >Cut! Haha wow Moses, interesting improv there. You think we could re-do that, let's try to capture some more of her internal conflict and pain. From the top — action!
        >LIGHT EM UP!!!
        >Cut! Haha nice, I like this very steadfast and resolute portrayal, let's add some nuance, maybe change up the approach... Just to see what else we can get out of this scene! Right, now from the top again... Action!
        >LIGHT EM UP!!!!
        >Cut! Great, I can see you injecting a lot of yourself and your own pain and experiences into this character. Any chance we could-
        >LIGHT EM UP!!!!!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She also yells, "INTO THE BREACH!" which I thought was fairly moronic.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this show anti-woke? i mean they pretty much have the black girlboss get absolutly dumpsters by a straigth white male?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have access to FTL travel technology
    >stand in line to get water

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we currently have the technology to go to space but still have to stand in line at the grocery store anon...

  20. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    Ook Ook OOK-BI WAN

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the guy who wrote the Obi-Wan MOVIE script says that his version of Reva believed that the Jedi actually tried to overthrow the Republic/Palpatine, and that was her motivation for hunting Jedi. His version didn't have Reva knowing that Anakin is Vader until her talk with Obi-Wan, where HE tells her that her current boss Vader is the same jedi that attacked the Temple, shattering what she'd believed for a decade.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another anon mentioned this the other day but in a matter of like 2 days this nobody diversity character met/encountered these characters: Darth Vader, Obi Wan, Princess Leia, Owen & Beru, Luke Skywalker, the Grand Inquisitor (did I miss any?) like she’s essentially doing a speedrun through canon

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE HE IS!!!!!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HE HEA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEY HEAH is a better meme than Reva

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This c**ts terrible acting and ugly face ruins this series alone

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bix nood

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks so out of place. She should be in the Amazon with the rest of her primate family tbh.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didnt do it for you

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it explained somewhere how this niggress managed to survive or how she tracked where Luke lived?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Dark side of the Force is ____________________________________ ...

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FINNA TELL ME WHERE DAT CRACKA OBI-WANG BE? OR YOU CLOWN ASS CRACKA MUFFUGGA GON' TASTE MAH LITE SAYBA?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OOOOO OOOOO AHHH AHHHH

    How did disney get away with this?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chasing after ewan mcgregor
    who did it better?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stupid fricking hat vs stupid fricking haircut
      women are cringe and deserve to be treated as property.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Person invades Owens property and Owen uses his 2nd amendment rights to protect his property

    bit weird disney promoting home defense like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Owen is a white male and therefore a bad person
      Black person sith a good person even though she’s a sith
      This is how they tell you how criminal gangster Black folk who rape 4 year olds are still good because they are Black folk
      Lurk moar gayget

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        inquisitors arent sith anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are Black folk though

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a Larry board

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE DA WHYTE BOY AT?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just so happened to get the name of the one farmer who knows Obi-Wan so that when she later hears the recording say "Owen" she knows exactly where to go
    I guess the Force guided her to him

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was pretty good as a secondary antagonist tbh

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We can all agree that, at the very least, the D+ Star Wars shows have all been better than the entire sequel trilogy, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think that's fair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the d+ star wars series are better than shooting yourself in the leg, and then a friend fricking you through that hole
      I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dump I took an hour ago is better than any of the sequels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Besides mando I'd say they're equally bad in their own ways like

      Sounds about right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think that's fair

      It's all the same shit. I'm not going to compare the thickness and consistency between shits. I have better things to do.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol it's funny because she's a Black person and we don't like them

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gorilla sounds

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At any point during filming did she eat a banana?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She really is fricking awful. The grand inquisitor was soo good. That opening with him was a fantastic scene setting up this parable, and she shit all over it in 30 seconds.

    Then she swings through the city like a monkey and kills the inquisitor who was lighting up the scene.

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