Not even lying I did this in a public park next to a homeless guy because it was so cold and we had to wait hours for the trains to start running again.
Was it a cute asian girl, though? Remember my highschool gf letting me hold her warm breasts when we were stuck outside in the winter once and she actually was cute asian gf, 14 and it was a big deal.
why did this fricking moronic image become a meme i'm seeing everywhere now? it has been circulating for years and nobody gave a frick before a week ago.
I've been seeing it for years on Cinemaphile
people always post it when the market dumps, saying shit like 'how could you waste all our lifesavings on [insert coin here]?' or 'why didn't you buy [insert coin here?]'
>your moronic cope >are you an moron
The frick are you saying, stupid? Thinking it would be nice to get cuddled by a cute woman while you warm her up is ... a woman's job? Or did you mean man? If you find a cute girl in the cold snow and you offer her to come inside for some hot coco, how the frick is that a woman's job? You wouldn't want to get cuddled on/with? Oh, I think I get your problem...
Please, explain your homosexualry to my moronation, because, I'm being 100% here, your manly larping to avoid looking like a pussy is outing you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you can't follow, maybe you should stfu, moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon, who the frick are you taking to?
2 years ago
Anonymous
hurr durrr!
Mate it's quite obvious he was saying women used to be the ones welcoming their husbands home and making him comfortable, and the implication here is that he's lamenting the feminisation of western society
>and the implication here is that he's lamenting the feminisation of western society
No, really? If you can't follow either then you should stfu too. Or you can do like they're doing and pretend to be moronic after you get told.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mate it's quite obvious he was saying women used to be the ones welcoming their husbands home and making him comfortable, and the implication here is that he's lamenting the feminisation of western society
stereotypical asian accents are funny, the situations that are portrayed in the memes are funny (losing your house for buying too many unread books, video games, movies etc), and the picture itself is cute and also somewhat funny
whats not to love?
I think youre romanticizing something because you havent been able to experience how much it actually sucks. You'll wander for about 10 minutes before youre wistful for being inside and warm, away from cold and slippery streets.
I'm tired of living in my car bros. Last night I watched a Truck go up in flames. These aren't even hard times yet so I know it's only going to get worse
my homie you livin in mad max, get a job and save up for an apartment for fricks sake
I came here from Toronto area and even 3300km away apartments are still expensive. There is a less than 1% vacancy rate. Every landlord wants the world because it's their market and you have to bribe them with 2-3 months of rent just to get their attention. I've been eating baguette and hummus for so long that I don't even remember what it's like to sit down to a warm meal
Desperation. I know on here everyone seems to be a math degree programmer making 100k a year but that's not me. Life really fell apart 6 years ago. I was so stressed I went down to 125lbs and at 6'2 that was really bad. I managed to rebuild my life but ever since 2020 it's been like a death of a thousand cuts. Last year I tried to make a big change but it didn't work out. This year I finally got put into a situation where I'd have no home and I decided to move across the country and have been living in my car ever since. I've been trying to apply for jobs with staff accommodations so that I can get a place to sleep as well as a place to work.
Waking up to a loud boom and a raging inferno right in front of you is something else.
If anyone reading this is thinking of living in their car. Go somewhere cold, and don't sleep in your front seat. If you sleep in the front your circulation will frick up and you wake up everyday with swollen feet. None of these vanlife gays ever tell you that
You can live in your car and take advantage of the generous homeless programs and benefits.
You can rob the richest and most homosexual people knowing 99% they won't be armed.
My buddy was homeless for a while and made a bee line for SF to do this. He would literally walk around and look for neon glows coming out of windows, if he peaked in and saw a gaming computer in a $4 million Victorian he would come back later smash the window and pop out a nice $800 graphics card and whatever else he saw laying around.
He made thousands of dollars and will live in high end hotels after that lol
i have a 20 year old chinese girlfriend she 5 feet tall and an A cup and sucks my wiener like crazy. however she is incredibly materialistic and prone to manic episodes
I just got a YouTube recommendation for a video version of this meme.
A couple of hours ago I got a Mr. Bean video recommended to me after clicking on some Mr. Bean thread on Cinemaphile. How do I make them stop tracking me?
I talk to myself on my car and sometimes I get ads based on what I was talking about. I'm surprised they don't just recommend schizo pills at this point
I look like this and I say this
konichiwa
mystery grove?
be my gf and then wife
E B I S U
https://vocaroo.com/1krIzlKhiuAa
finner
let me breed your rice bowl
pls live in london
how much for your services
Get out of the snowstorm then, ya idiot. you could freeze to death
>chunks of snow
Nah. It's probably just at freezing or a bit more.
lol
Asians are cold blooded though
nooooo, Anon!
I've been in that exact weather in what I think is the exact same place (Sapporo) and it got to -10
I didn't say it doesn't get that cold.
Just providing some facts brother HH
-10 isn't that cold.
For you.
T O K Y O
>forced and irrelevant moronic twitter meme
>twitter meme
anon... It came from Cinemaphile
So did the "redditfrog"
yea but now its ruined
>now
You'll always have a home in my heart, Mogusa.
>you will never have to frick a sad cute Asian girl to save her from hypothermia
Not even lying I did this in a public park next to a homeless guy because it was so cold and we had to wait hours for the trains to start running again.
Was it a cute asian girl, though? Remember my highschool gf letting me hold her warm breasts when we were stuck outside in the winter once and she actually was cute asian gf, 14 and it was a big deal.
I nakadashi'd your gf
🙁
you should specify the type of asian, they're not equal
if you're a high value male you want a korean, not a jap
why did this fricking moronic image become a meme i'm seeing everywhere now? it has been circulating for years and nobody gave a frick before a week ago.
>it has been circulating for years and nobody gave a frick before a week ago
way she goes. virality doesn't always make sense
its literally 1 person spamming it on all boards. probably uses proxies to bump
meds, schizo
sadly it's another Cinemaphileeddit meme from months ago that just made it to twitter and now all the shitskin teens are spamming it
>I don't like the new thing 🙁
geeze gramps idk what to say maybe the internet's not your thing
>woman
>woman, Japan
I've been seeing it for years on Cinemaphile
people always post it when the market dumps, saying shit like 'how could you waste all our lifesavings on [insert coin here]?' or 'why didn't you buy [insert coin here?]'
>Oh no, Sayori-chan. I'm afraid you'll have to sleep with the landlord to pay our debts.
I didn't ask.
RIP
I just want to take her indoors, make her a hot drink and give her a cuddle
I remember a time when that would be a woman's job and not a man's
>if a cute girl wants to cuddle that's a woman's job
lol your cope has gone too far, moron.
I feel sorry for you anon. You missed out on not having a woman want to cuddle and get close to you.
you moronic bro?
>your moronic cope
>are you an moron
The frick are you saying, stupid? Thinking it would be nice to get cuddled by a cute woman while you warm her up is ... a woman's job? Or did you mean man? If you find a cute girl in the cold snow and you offer her to come inside for some hot coco, how the frick is that a woman's job? You wouldn't want to get cuddled on/with? Oh, I think I get your problem...
Please, explain your homosexualry to my moronation, because, I'm being 100% here, your manly larping to avoid looking like a pussy is outing you.
If you can't follow, maybe you should stfu, moron.
Anon, who the frick are you taking to?
hurr durrr!
>and the implication here is that he's lamenting the feminisation of western society
No, really? If you can't follow either then you should stfu too. Or you can do like they're doing and pretend to be moronic after you get told.
Mate it's quite obvious he was saying women used to be the ones welcoming their husbands home and making him comfortable, and the implication here is that he's lamenting the feminisation of western society
I have no idea why this is so fricking funny
stereotypical asian accents are funny, the situations that are portrayed in the memes are funny (losing your house for buying too many unread books, video games, movies etc), and the picture itself is cute and also somewhat funny
whats not to love?
Good breakdown.
ooooooh sneet
exrain joke to me
why korean girls so cute?
selection bias
they're god's most perfect creation
never conflate them with the ugly beasts that are jap women
>never conflate them with the ugly beasts that are jap women
i like both though
She committed suicide over this meme. Stop posting.
Fake news!
Seppuku, you mean.
actually seppuku is for men, the women commit jigai
source?
look it up
more like stabbing yourself in the throat after having tied your legs so you don't dishonour yourself in death
turns out even women used to be based
Suicide by squirting orgasm until dehydrated to death?
i thought it was sudoku
I didn't know it snowed in Japan until this meme got popular
It touches Siberia in the north, they have a lot of ski resorts there, also cows
Hokkaido is one of the snowiest places on earth
What happens to those rice paper walls?
They live in animal fur huts
bruh
I will never live in Japan
frick bros why must life be this cruel to me
If you did you wouldn't think much of it
It's better than Canada, mate.
>you will never live in a comfy Japanese snowy countryside and come home to your 6/10 cute asian wife
why even live brothers..
It's not even that particular fantasy which is appealing but the general idea that there could be so many alternative lives where I'm happy.
same. I just feel cursed bro
>come home, western boy
Did you think nips and SEAmonkeys being differentiated was just another asian thing? Snowasiatics have the potential to be human.
>tfw midwest
>no major snow but cold winters
>hot summers but no beaches, just bogs and lakes
>never get to wander snowy streets
frick this gay southern il weather
The cold sucks. Although heat sucks too.
Life is hard.
I think youre romanticizing something because you havent been able to experience how much it actually sucks. You'll wander for about 10 minutes before youre wistful for being inside and warm, away from cold and slippery streets.
have seen snow like twice in the past 10 years
ano...
aaa...
sou tbh ne?...
ano...
*inhales through teeth*
ah...
...it can't be helped.
>another shitty meme pushed by weebcels
nice twitter meme, fricktard
it come from here, dumbass
From what board senpaitachi?
/v/
Thank you very much kind anon
you're welcome
so that's why it's cringe
even worse, it started on Cinemaphile
I'm tired of living in my car bros. Last night I watched a Truck go up in flames. These aren't even hard times yet so I know it's only going to get worse
where are you bro
Calgary, Canada.
I came here from Toronto area and even 3300km away apartments are still expensive. There is a less than 1% vacancy rate. Every landlord wants the world because it's their market and you have to bribe them with 2-3 months of rent just to get their attention. I've been eating baguette and hummus for so long that I don't even remember what it's like to sit down to a warm meal
my homie you livin in mad max, get a job and save up for an apartment for fricks sake
tell your story anon, what events lead to this. hope it gets better for you anon
Desperation. I know on here everyone seems to be a math degree programmer making 100k a year but that's not me. Life really fell apart 6 years ago. I was so stressed I went down to 125lbs and at 6'2 that was really bad. I managed to rebuild my life but ever since 2020 it's been like a death of a thousand cuts. Last year I tried to make a big change but it didn't work out. This year I finally got put into a situation where I'd have no home and I decided to move across the country and have been living in my car ever since. I've been trying to apply for jobs with staff accommodations so that I can get a place to sleep as well as a place to work.
Waking up to a loud boom and a raging inferno right in front of you is something else.
If anyone reading this is thinking of living in their car. Go somewhere cold, and don't sleep in your front seat. If you sleep in the front your circulation will frick up and you wake up everyday with swollen feet. None of these vanlife gays ever tell you that
It's okay, I'm an 100lb loser as well. Things just never seem to go right for some reason. Our time will come eventually, stay strong.
Move to California, moron
Theft here is free up to $950
You can live in your car and take advantage of the generous homeless programs and benefits.
You can rob the richest and most homosexual people knowing 99% they won't be armed.
My buddy was homeless for a while and made a bee line for SF to do this. He would literally walk around and look for neon glows coming out of windows, if he peaked in and saw a gaming computer in a $4 million Victorian he would come back later smash the window and pop out a nice $800 graphics card and whatever else he saw laying around.
He made thousands of dollars and will live in high end hotels after that lol
Honestly, I would rather learn to live with less.
i have a 20 year old chinese girlfriend she 5 feet tall and an A cup and sucks my wiener like crazy. however she is incredibly materialistic and prone to manic episodes
well at least the first half sounds good
seems like the meme of chinese girls being obsessed with money is true
i kneel
she's super hot
She's cute. Not hot. Pretty, not sexy. Nothing wrong with it though
I just got a YouTube recommendation for a video version of this meme.
A couple of hours ago I got a Mr. Bean video recommended to me after clicking on some Mr. Bean thread on Cinemaphile. How do I make them stop tracking me?
You're being absurd, Anon. Why don't you go lie down for a bit?
you can't, big data is everywhere
I talk to myself on my car and sometimes I get ads based on what I was talking about. I'm surprised they don't just recommend schizo pills at this point
thats a man
ooohhhh husbant...
you post me on western 2channeru too much...
famry disown me and now we are homeress...
Sounds like your family needs to stop being prejudiced against the lads on Cinemaphile