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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >troony can't draw
    classic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be a shitpost, smartass

      [...]
      You could flip the bottom and the top and it would be the same comic. Copium huffing incels with politcal opinions and Twitter troons with political opinions are two sides of the same moron coin

      Enlightened centrism, everyone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, all troony posts are shit posts

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You could flip the bottom and the top and it would be the same comic. Copium huffing incels with politcal opinions and Twitter troons with political opinions are two sides of the same moron coin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That usually obly happens in particularly obsessive fandoms, like the current ace attorney fandom, where shipping het, or just not supporting crack lesbo pairings of people barely knowing each other gets you branded the enemy of the people

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Copium huffing incels

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    troons trying to constantly steal pastel colours from women will never be relevant outside their echo chambers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does people own colors now or what?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's what troons and gays seem to think with their dumb flags and claiming shit like rainbows.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, another buck breaking thread
    Surely we needed another one

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I remember people thought Andrea was going to ge trans for this exact reason. The show even stated she had her period, so there's no doubt she 100% female.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sissy white boy troons out for BBC
      Love it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wish, Josh
        Kilometers Gonzales gets gaped and there's nothing you can do about it except seethe eternally

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Source: Just trust me, bruh!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Source: Your deepest, darkest fantasies

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              My deepest, darkest fantasies involve nuking the American South-West. Not sure what you're on about.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay, Josh. We know you secretly lust after white dick. You'll come to love it soon, just like Kilometers did.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, seriously, tf you talking about? Who's Josh?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The jannie who keeps making these threads

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miles is ZESTY that's why Glen can breed him good.

          Yes. Miles was BUILT to be BROKEN.

          >either way, Miles has sex with men
          based

          Why are chuds obsessed with the homoerotic sex lives of black men again? Kinda gay tbh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Gwen is trans, then (s)he would've been trans before (s)he met Miles.
        And if you want to be buck broke by a "sissy" what does that make you?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If Gwen is trans, then (s)he would've been trans before (s)he met Miles
          >implying there were no blacks in Gwen's dimension
          Also, your Copium huffing doesn't change the fact that Gwen removed her pecker so she could have babies.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Milestrannies are so buckbroken they forgot how biology works

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Point is, transwoman =/= dickgirl.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Gwen is trans, then he can't have babies.
            Where would the foetus gestate? In a box?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's Marvel. They'll come up with some sci fi solution that allows that.
              Can't remove a bullet from an old lady without killing her though. That's unpossible.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If Gwen is trans, then he can't have babies.
              Well, this is awkward then.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are obviously gene-spliced abominations, look how ugly they are.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the world's first anally-birthed children
                >mpreg

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gwen can't get pregnant because she's trans
                >but Miles can even though he's 100% male
                I see you're going by swiss cheese logic here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Miles is ZESTY that's why Glen can breed him good.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Glen
                Way to expose yourself, chud.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gwen is getting a buck to break
                good for him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Miles was BUILT to be BROKEN.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >either way, Miles has sex with men
                based

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we are not the same
                You can bet your fried chicken we aren't.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not Nightcrawler’s mother

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                As if Gwen hasn't been cloned a million times already.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le iphone cuckspammer

  8. 4 months ago
    Gerry Conman
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, that Spiderman is ZESTY
    He light in the toes
    He on the down low

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oops What?
    I don’t get it.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you homosexuals ever get tired of arguing about this

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How is gwen transcoded other than having a protect trans kids flag in her room? If anything shes just coded as a typical leftist teenager.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic hair cut.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf haircuts have gender now?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I heard someone say coming out as a Superheto to het dad was like coming out as trans.
      Though that seems tacked on too.
      Still... I kinda want to see the shitshow if Marvel and Sony listen to the lunatic fringe and make Gwen trans.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't confirm her as trans because they'll lose the black audience.
        They can't deconfirm her as trans because the looney troons will eat them alive.
        It's a deadlock.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The "looney troons" have already made peace with her just being allegorical, so the black audience has little to worry about.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be the most insane demanding group online
            >Accepting an allegory rather than her actually being trans
            Really, THAT'S where they're willing to plant a flag and say they're done?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Still... I kinda want to see the shitshow if Marvel and Sony listen to the lunatic fringe and make Gwen trans.
        I mean they listened to the lunatic fringe on twitter in 2010 when they made Miles and society as a whole was far more normal back then, the Gwen discourse from ATSV basically guarantees she'll be made trans in everything from now on given the absolute state of the world

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many people online talk about her lack of birthing hips and breasts as a sign she is a man.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      White trans "women" are obsessed with black guys just like the shitty movie Gwen seems to be.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gwen is getting a buck to break
    good for him.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this cover doing in a Peter book that presumably doesn't feature either of these characters?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you have a very detailed imagination, but it's concerning that your sexual fantasies include children

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just normal psychological analysis. These young men all caught their own mothers having affairs with black men, so now they despise black people with a burning passion.
      I guarantee, these same lads would have little to no issue with Miles if he were white, as Slott proved with Bailey Briggs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like you trying to soothe your own ego and jerking yourself to little kids

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sounds like you trying to soothe your own ego
          Family Guy literally had this as an episode plot, just with fat people instead of blacks.

          ?t=16
          And when was I sexualizing little kids?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you usually fantasize about young kids witnessing sexual acts, Joshua?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You seem to be rather fixated on small children for whatever reason, Josh.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you usually fantasize about young kids witnessing sexual acts, Joshua?

          I doubt this Josh guy appreciates you confusing me for him. Unless this is a case of him living in your head(s) for free, so everyone you disagree with you immediately assume is him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a homogeneous country where there are no blacks. I think that blacks getting it on with any other races other than blacks is disgusting. And yes, I would have no issues with Gwen hooking it up with a non-black person. Even Gwen with a brown race is infinitely better than Gwen with Miles. Yuck.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are multiple problems with this "logic." The least mentally ill to discuss being the idea that Miles would be a notable character if he were white. He was created specifically to be black Spiderman and that is why he continues to be pushed in all mediums. If he weren't black, he'd have gotten the same treatment as any of the other Spidermen. No normie knows who Ben Reilly or Kaine is. They have no idea who non-Spidverse movie Miguel is.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Spider-Verse and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the human race

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you having sexual fantasies about 8-year-olds?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh dik
    >ur momma
    >black'd n sheeeeit mufugga
    settle down there buck, you'll get your turn with massa soon enough

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons like this

    [...]

    not being permabanned is one of the many reasons Cinemaphile(formerly Cinemaphile) keeps losing users to the sharty and similar websites

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posting pedoshit fantasies to OWN the CHUDS
    do SHITTEDgays really...?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >psychoanalyzing childhood trauma as the root of racism
      >pedoshit
      Please explain.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >extensively pondering scenarios where small kids are present during sexual acts
        Mighty peculiar

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an attempt to DUNK on CHUDS backfires and reveals cuckspammer imagines sexual scenarios involving underage kids
        not that hard to understand

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brings up 8-year-olds out of nowhere
        >i'm totally not a paedo guyz

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not caught up with this shit at all, but aren’t they not even together anymore? Wasn’t Miles with someone else? Is this just because of movie synergy?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    your race fetish was weird and gross even before bringing little kids into it. literally have a nice day before you hurt someone. i say this with complete sincerity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extensively pondering scenarios where small kids are present during sexual acts
      Mighty peculiar

      >an attempt to DUNK on CHUDS backfires and reveals cuckspammer imagines sexual scenarios involving underage kids
      not that hard to understand

      >brings up 8-year-olds out of nowhere
      >i'm totally not a paedo guyz

      This coming from the guys obsessed with anally raping a teenager.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        teenagers have sex with each other, which is common and normal. little kids getting involved is your fricked up dream

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >little kids getting involved
          When did I say that?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            when you decided that your weird sexual/racial revenge fantasy involved minors being present to witness it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              If two teenagers want to frick each other up the arse, that's on them.
              It's weird. But it's not rape.
              [...]
              When you started fantasizing about 8-year-olds watching their mothers getting railed.

              But I never said anything about them getting involved. That part is on you guys.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh huh.

                [...]

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Watching =/= getting involved.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you fantasizing about children watching their mother get fricked?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Officer please, the kid was only watching! Please don-ACK!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brings up children unprompted

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If two teenagers want to frick each other up the arse, that's on them.
        It's weird. But it's not rape.

        >little kids getting involved
        When did I say that?

        When you started fantasizing about 8-year-olds watching their mothers getting railed.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHITTEgay is a complete degenerate
    Wow, I'm totally blindsided. I never would have suspected this outcome.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are a worthless cretin. You provide no value or positive influence to anyone or anything. have a nice day.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All is right with the world.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discordtroony spamming the same pics
      Check yourself, buckaroo.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Cinemaphile was a good board this thread would get deleted and OP along all the other cuckspammers would be banned severely and their posts deleted

    But as we've stablished before Cinemaphile is not a good board and its moderating staff are all nigcels and trannies who are friends with Joshua Ùlmer on discord so instead expect this thread to stay up for several days with everyone who criticizes it and its pedoposters gets banned

    This is why Cinemaphile(formerly Cinemaphile) keeps losing users to the sharty and similar websites

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cuckspammers
      Who's getting cucked? Gwen's Peter is dead, and it was never implied that they were more than just friends. So, I guess that leaves Bombshell and Starling.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Who's getting cucked?
        The jannies, as always.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Cinemaphile was a good board this thread would get deleted and OP along with all the other cuckspammers would be banned severely

        But as we've stablished before Cinemaphile is not a good board and its moderating staff are all nigcels and trannies who are friends with Joshua Ùlmer on discord so instead expect this thread to stay up for several days with everyone who criticizes it and its pedoposters getting banned

        This is why Cinemaphile(formerly Cinemaphile) keeps losing users to the sharty and similar websites

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill off 616 MJ
        >add an alt universe Spinneret MJ to the story that killed her own Peter for being a weak white man
        >she ignores 616 Peter and goes straight for Paul because she thinks their marriage will make the universe into a utopia
        >push Paul and this alt MJ licking each other on ASM covers and being the destined spider super couple in big budget movies and cartoons
        >this is all fine and not cuckoldry
        Who knew it was that easy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >erm CHUD thats not the same because um uhhhh mufuggin bix nood

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact this

    [...]

    homosexual hasn't been permabanned for GlobalRule1 proves the jannies are incompetent pedophiles who'll look the other way if the anon is their pal on discord

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it took a major blunder from the pedo cuckspammer along with over 24 people reporting him for the janny to get off his ass and do something
    If Cinemaphile was a good board this thread would get deleted and OP along with all the other cuckspammers would be banned severely

    But as we've stablished before Cinemaphile is not a good board and its moderating staff are all nigcels and trannies who are friends with Joshua Ùlmer on discord so instead expect this thread to stay up for several days with everyone who criticizes it and its pedoposters getting banned

    This is why Cinemaphile(formerly Cinemaphile) keeps losing users to the sharty and similar websites

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >over 24 people reporting him
      Damn. How do you know that?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        CinemaphileX

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    looks like you ruffled a few feathers. think you hit the nail on the head?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sweating
    they're about to make love, I'm getting this for the cover.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a variant cover

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there anything this fraud cant steal (oh ya, black) from actual spiderman? even movie shit is stoeln. like frick off and do something on your own you fricking trash.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A fanbase. Miles has been the "next big thing" for ten fricking years and he doesn't come anywhere close to outselling Peter much less matching him.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Why is the OP saying "Ooops", and why is everyone acting like the image, or the post is some huge deal? What the frick is this garbage? Someone translate, I don't speak zoomer.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shouldn't have clicked on this thread but I did anyway..... you people are frickinng crazy man

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wish comic fans were even half as schizo as Japanese manga fans. If what's being done to Peter right now was done to idk Luffy or some shit, the elevens would send unironic death threats and commit domestic terrorism.

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