>oops, sorry ma'am, didn't mean to startle yo-
>oh, you're not startled? That's ok, I just thought you maybe recognised me is all. Meeting a celebrity at the checkout usually catches most people off guard
>yeah I'm a famous actor
>oh just a little show, you might have heard of it... Key & Peele
>Oh you know Jordan Peele? Yeah well we used to work together on this show called Key & Pe-
>yes, yes, Get Out was pretty good
>uhh, no, I couldn't be in it because of... ummm... oh, wait wait, come back. Where are you going?
>ma'am! are you sure you don't want my autograph? Ma'am!
>OK I'll just be waiting here if you change your mind
so what's the deal with this homosexual
>homosexual
Holy Reddit
lol what saying fa**** gets you banned on reddit nowadays
oops didnt mean to bleep the F word. My fiancé has slurs set to automatically censored on my iphone lol dumb b***h
>his wife gave him the b pass
legit jelly my dude
Stfu homosexual
this homosexual uses reddit lmao
Same
problem, Black person?
someone take this Black person’s head OOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!!
With friends like these…
How do black guys pull of balding so well. Every black dude looks great bald even if they're unfit but white dudes have like a 5% change of looking decent.
And for asians it's just instant game over
reddit will tell you Cinemaphile + a beard but the real secret is Cinemaphile + a tan
Shorter skulls
When a black guy is bald nobody will label him as bald while even a good looking white bald guy will be described as bald. Think about it
>dmx not bald
>michael jordan not bald
>shaq not bald
>jason statham bald
>pep guardiola bald
>yul brynner bald
Has to do with skull shape and darker skin maybe filling for the hair.
Black privilege
It's because their "hair" looks like shit. Shaving it off is the norm.
I'd recognize Keegan because I was a big fan of MadTV
He'll always be Coach Hines to me.
The Mario movie made more money than all of Peele's films combined.
that just means people are dumb, not that your film isn't good.
>AYO WYPIPO BE CREEPY Y'ALL
>makes 10 movies with this ground-breaking premise
yeah... Imma stick with bing bing wahoo
ok but peele has been keeping black bodies employed and thriving, while all mario did was let slanty eyed chinks and israelites sap money out of BIPOC communities
YOU DONE FRICKED UP A-AARON
He's a more talented comedian/actor than Peele
Peele had the political and business acumen to go into the racial resentment angle of the frick Whitey coalition
>Why of course I change my smoke detector batteries when I hear the beep, that's what the beep is for. Peele, why are you looking at me like that? Peele?
so is key the 'oreo'?
>"He's alive! He's alive... with the lord."
I'd take his autograph.
Why didn't Key just write his own Oscar-winning screenplay?
Last thing Keagan did was some cheesy sports talk thing on Peyton Manning's YouTube channel. It's ogre.
Peele literally got his entire Hollywood career handed to him by his israeli wife. He married up.
Key & Peele was genuinely funny. Everything since that he's done has been ridiculously cringe to the point that I want to believe he's joking.
He was always the funnier of the two when they were a duo.
Funny voice sketches > Peele's attempts at "social commentary".
Some folks wear their hats
Way off to the side
With their pants down low
And a gun tucked inside
Take their beer by the 40
And their chicken deep fried
I think we all know who we're talking abouuuut
I loved this guy in The Planet's Funniest Animals
He got to be with tradwife Dove Cameron.
These posts are so funny, kek. Do you guys think he actually feels insecure?