the ticket wasn't for a trip to the factory you dumb moronic homosexual. it was for lifetime supply of chocolate PLUS that tour, and the tour was just to see who's going to be given the factory.
What kind of moron is like "ya I'd sell a multibillion dollar corporation and multi million dollar lifetime of product for a million dollars cause I'm a moronic homosexual"
What would I do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? I'm not seven years old, and I'm pretty sure Wonka never disclosed that he was giving up the factory until the end. I'll take the money, thanks.
>What would I do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?
the ticket wasn't for a trip to the factory you dumb moronic homosexual. it was for lifetime supply of chocolate PLUS that tour, and the tour was just to see who's going to be given the factory.
What kind of moron is like "ya I'd sell a multibillion dollar corporation and multi million dollar lifetime of product for a million dollars cause I'm a moronic homosexual"
>multi million dollar lifetime of product
you're legitimately moronic
million dollar lifetime of product >you're legitimately moronic
Wait, are you imagining this like a genie's wish where the chocolate appears and you resell it for infinity dollars?
He and I are separate people, I'm the first person who said you get the factory and the lifetime supply. But yes, that is literally what's happening, because the scenario is WHAT IF WE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET IN WILLY WONKA you absolute fricking mongoloid homosexual.
id rather a million bucks than a lifetime of chocolate and having to manage a fricking business
>manage a business
You actually have to be both inbred and moronic because this isn't managing a business, it's conveyed to you as the most successful candy company on the planet, what the frick do you need to do otherwise?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>WHAT IF WE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET IN WILLY WONKA you absolute fricking mongoloid homosexual.
Yeah, and that's not how these things work. There is a limit to the chocolate you get, usually doled out like a bar a day or something. And almost always you're not allowed to resell it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
if I'm given the business I'm going to have to worry about it to some degree
You know all these lifetime*** supply contents always have some dumb caveat like >lifetime supply is considered 1 candy bar a week for 50 years
So don’t think you’re getting 20lb bags of candy on your steps every day
What would I do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? I'm not seven years old, and I'm pretty sure Wonka never disclosed that he was giving up the factory until the end. I'll take the money, thanks.
Also it's money up front homie, I'll earn a couple million dollars working over the course of my life so what's another million or two (presumably) spread out across my lifetime in piles of chocolate I then have to go to the trouble of selling? Frick that, I'll take a million up front, buy a couple properties, and be a landlord or something and make money doing nothing for the rest of my life.
Golden ticket wasn't a guarantee tho- I still have to compete with the other kids for ownership of the factory. So no thanks, I'd rather just take the sure thing that would also set me up for life and then walk away from the table.
Who tf wants a lifetime supply of shitty chocolate other than women? Also unless your under the age of 10 and offering your butthole to wonka the chance of him picking you to be his heir is 0
Considering how the world went ape shit to find them. I can easily pawn it off for a ton of money by selling it to some Saudi oil prince, or multi billionaire from China or the USA.
Why are people talking like you would get the chocolate factory automatically? You have to compete against multiple people, and you have to impress an autistic man child, or a deranged psychopath depending on the version.
You are thinking too small.
The golden tickets were so sought after, a multi-million dollar peanut distributor probably burned 1 to 2 million dollars a day getting their factory workers to just open up candy bars instead of packaging products.
You are guaranteed way more than 5million as the lowest price for it.
Sell it for a few million. I don't care about visiting a gay chocolate factory.
the ticket wasn't for a trip to the factory you dumb moronic homosexual. it was for lifetime supply of chocolate PLUS that tour, and the tour was just to see who's going to be given the factory.
What kind of moron is like "ya I'd sell a multibillion dollar corporation and multi million dollar lifetime of product for a million dollars cause I'm a moronic homosexual"
What would I do with a lifetime supply of chocolate? I'm not seven years old, and I'm pretty sure Wonka never disclosed that he was giving up the factory until the end. I'll take the money, thanks.
>What would I do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?
>multi million dollar lifetime of product
you're legitimately moronic
million dollar lifetime of product
>you're legitimately moronic
Wait, are you imagining this like a genie's wish where the chocolate appears and you resell it for infinity dollars?
He and I are separate people, I'm the first person who said you get the factory and the lifetime supply. But yes, that is literally what's happening, because the scenario is WHAT IF WE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET IN WILLY WONKA you absolute fricking mongoloid homosexual.
>manage a business
You actually have to be both inbred and moronic because this isn't managing a business, it's conveyed to you as the most successful candy company on the planet, what the frick do you need to do otherwise?
>WHAT IF WE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET IN WILLY WONKA you absolute fricking mongoloid homosexual.
Yeah, and that's not how these things work. There is a limit to the chocolate you get, usually doled out like a bar a day or something. And almost always you're not allowed to resell it.
if I'm given the business I'm going to have to worry about it to some degree
id rather a million bucks than a lifetime of chocolate and having to manage a fricking business
You know all these lifetime*** supply contents always have some dumb caveat like
>lifetime supply is considered 1 candy bar a week for 50 years
So don’t think you’re getting 20lb bags of candy on your steps every day
ya and this was a fricking movie with movie parameters you dumb fricking homosexual.
Also it's money up front homie, I'll earn a couple million dollars working over the course of my life so what's another million or two (presumably) spread out across my lifetime in piles of chocolate I then have to go to the trouble of selling? Frick that, I'll take a million up front, buy a couple properties, and be a landlord or something and make money doing nothing for the rest of my life.
You're inheriting a functioning factory and as much of the product as you want for life otherwise. You're literally moronic.
Golden ticket wasn't a guarantee tho- I still have to compete with the other kids for ownership of the factory. So no thanks, I'd rather just take the sure thing that would also set me up for life and then walk away from the table.
Take the company public as an LLC, pocket all the money from the shares, and make the company lease the factory from you for a million dollars a year.
Hi Kramer, I hope you're enjoying your lifetime supply of cafe latte.
Who tf wants a lifetime supply of shitty chocolate other than women? Also unless your under the age of 10 and offering your butthole to wonka the chance of him picking you to be his heir is 0
Sell it on ebay for good money. Not really that into sweets anyway.
I can't tell, i am no longer ten and don't give a shit.
Got another question?
Plan a hostile takeover of Wonka's business
I certainly wouldn't go tripping over any sidewalks.
Call a financial advisor and tell them to get to work making the most money they can for me.
Never mention it to anyone because the attention sounds like hell on earth to me.
Based social anxiety Anon. This would be another reason for me selling the ticket.
Considering how the world went ape shit to find them. I can easily pawn it off for a ton of money by selling it to some Saudi oil prince, or multi billionaire from China or the USA.
Sell it. Who gives a frick about chocolate.
This. Who wants to go to Slick Willy's rape factory?
Why are people talking like you would get the chocolate factory automatically? You have to compete against multiple people, and you have to impress an autistic man child, or a deranged psychopath depending on the version.
This. Would you rather sell the ticket for a guaranteed $5M or have a 20% chance of winning a chocolate factory which you would then have to run
You are thinking too small.
The golden tickets were so sought after, a multi-million dollar peanut distributor probably burned 1 to 2 million dollars a day getting their factory workers to just open up candy bars instead of packaging products.
You are guaranteed way more than 5million as the lowest price for it.
>management position in a factory
or
>instantly rich
Sell the ticket of course
insta that shit
I'd probably be uninformed and wouldn't care about contests enough to even read it so I'd probably throw it in the trash