>Oppenheimer and fellow scientists are watching the footage of Hiroshima being annihilated
>video ends
>shot of them sitting side by side in awkward silence
>"So THAT happened..."
>Oppenheimer and fellow scientists are watching the footage of Hiroshima being annihilated. >video ends
>Oppey... what did you do
He looks like an older version of bazinkajr2ga sheldon
Imagine if the movie had a split diopter shot like this full of melodrama. Schlock kino
>split diopter shot
I never knew what this was called, thanks anon.
They look like they're going through a divorce
>Herr Oppy, hand over your israelite card. You are...excommunicado...
>that's GOTTA hurt!
>cut to dog covering his eyes with his paws
>They're driving home from the white house after Truman scolds Oppenheimer and calls him a cretin
>Sitting in awkward silence
>Opp eventually asks to have the radio turned on
>"we now return with some of our more EXPLOSIVE big band hits!"
>Oppie starts sobbing while Chattanooga Choo Choo plays
>Opp, you did NOT just do that.
>Oh yeah, I totally did that.
>Mushroom cloud billows up in the air
>Ummmm….CHECK, PLEASE!
>Does anyone have any orange slices?
How the frick does a shadow get burned into the pavement I never understood this
It doesn't, it's jap propaganda.
the stairs are bleached by the blast and the shadow is unbleached.
>how was i supposed to know the name Jap Incinerator 3000 was meant LITERALLY?
>…I must have left the oven on
this what happens when you volunteer to be a human sacrifice.
you save the world and go to hell anyway.
some things generally deserve a bit of gravitas, but maintaining that gravitas indefinitely can become fatiguing.
I know it will be good. I just enjoy making fun of zoomers expecting Marvel cliches.
"Its the end of the world as we know it" by REM plays
You guys are gonna look really stupid when you find out this will actually be good.
will Nolan commit sudoku if the oscar goes to Barbie instead?
That would actually be funny
get out of here Chris nolan
I hate that blue eyed freak.
Hes so beautily handsome
Half White, Half Asian
Like Some Beautiful Tommorrow Person!
Like training the intern thats going to replace you, only with genocide.
He is of the species that will replace you.
Yo whitey, teach us how dis shit work so we can kill you!
happy pride, homosexual
>OPPSIE DAISY!
>Did I do that?
>Curb Your Enthusiasm theme kicks in
>Well now that that is over who wants to head over to McDonald's?
>cricket sounds, awkward cough, tumbleweed rolls past
>40 nuggets for 5 dollars, what a deal. Everyone its on me!
>rick and morty sauce is back!
>everyone begins sipping on coca cola and begins a slow clap.
>al pachino does the dunkachino song on a shitty green screen while the footage plays again in the background
>Truman: i hate japs! The less of em the better!
> ...
>Truman: there's one right behind me isn't there?
Tojo rips off his shirt, crushes his glasses in his hand, and says, "I tiiiiired of yo maken fun o me!"
KEEEEE YAAAAAAA!!!
Then just like Truman, BAM, one punch, floors him. He sees little stars and kuku's flying over his head.
>Damn Truman, that was cold!
>Yeah, Japans just a little guy!
>I didn't know what to do! I was scared!
>Tojo gets up
>"No! I am big guy..."
>gets on top of Truman
>"...for you!"
>"Hey Opp, pull my finger"
>*Trinity detonates*
bow dow dow downt downt downt downt dun duh
that was cool
The studio will force Nolan to slop it.
Einstein will be shown as a profound scientist with great forsight who avoided the project not the israelitestein that was avoided because he couldn't do high school calculus.
>a profound scientist with great forsight
>Jewstein that was avoided because he couldn't do high school calculus
Ol' Albert was both tbh
I mean he was no Von Neumann but nobody else did thought experiments like Einstein
>Einstein: I've heard Herr Oppenheimer thinks he is ze bomb, but zis is ridiculous...
Oh oni saaan, i think you hit me too haaaaard
I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
.5x speed
and sung by some Lorde and Lana Del Ray wanna be singer
>Oppenheimer and fellow scientists are watching the footage of Hiroshima being annihilated
>"Ooooh, right in the Infinity Stones!"
>nuke annihilates thousands of lives in an instant
>close up of a Japanese child being vaporized while frantically clinging to his mother’s leg
>he’s cut to Oppenheimer. He looks directly into the camera
>”Mmmm did I do thaaaaaat?”
>”What I’ve Done” by Linkin Park starts playing
How would there be a closeup in footage of a nuclear explosion
trust in Nolan. He can deliver it
Like it was done in Twin Peaks S3:Ep8
>Graphic shot of the bomb that leveled Hiroshima
>Explicit scenes of the melting faces of innocent children
>Fire, destruction, ruin
>Cut to Oppenheimer
>"Whoops, wrong button"
>alright, time to test the bomb out. I've plugged in the equations for E=MC, now to press the ignite button
>wait, did you just say-
>*exterior shot of the lab with a massive exploding sound. Black smoke starts seeping through the windows. Einstein and Opp stumble out of the doors to the outside parking garage, coughing and with their faces covered in black soot*
>Opp: Oh right, that's E=MC^2, wasn't it Steiny?
>Einstein: You vill be ze end of me Oppy!
>night time
>camera pans accross a rural farmside
>government agents and military personnel are running all over the place
>the otherwise empty field is brimming with police cars and black SUVs, illuminated by portable floodlights
>the air is frantically whipped up by an overhead helicoper - a detective in a brown jacket eagerly waits for it to land, his jacket flapping violently in the wind
>a man gets off the chopper
>"Dr Einstein, I'm glad you could make it"
>"Vat is ze meaning of zis. I vas just enjoying a nice dinner with my family when your government spooks rushed me here viz no explanation"
>"Dr... I think this is something you're going to have to see for yourself"
>scene cuts to the detective escorting Einstein to a segment of the farm heavily guarded
>a 5 x 5 metre square section is completely taped off
>the detective ducks under the tape, Einstein cautiously follows
>"Over there..."
>Einstein glances at the detective, then in the direction he points. Slowly he walks to the centre of the taped off area. On the ground is a small tin box. Einstein picks it up and raises it to the camera, the text on the box becoming visible to the audience: PROPERTY OF E .SCHROEDINGER
>smash cut to black
What's in the box?! What's in the booooooxxxx?!?!
Cum0
>bomb being dropped on Japan
>Oppenheimer and crew are in the control room watching it
>A camera is attached to the bomb so they can watch it's descent in real time
>it falls from the sky, approaching the ground
>we see a person walking out of an icecream shop, ice cream cone in hand, look up at the sky
>his jaw drops open, his icecream comically falling of the side
>"Oh boy... this is GONNA hurt"
>Bomb lands on him
>Cut back to the control room
>everyone makes oof and cringe faces
>"He's gonna have to walk that one off"
>several scenes later, they're dropping the bomb on Hiroshima
>the same character is there playing pachinko. He's explaining how he come here after getting hit in the Nagasaki bombing a few days earlier to the person next to him, who just keeps mumbling "uh huh"
>suddenly his slot machine starts rining and a robotic voice says "JACKPOT" over and over
>He jumps out of his chair excitedly "I WON! I WON! Looks like my luck is finally coming my w-"
>He looks out the window and sees the second bomb approaching
>the bomb explodes, then we see him standing in rubble, his suit and face comically covered in black soot.
>"This day couldn't get any worse"
>random bit of debris lands on his hand right after his says that
>"OK, now it can't get any worse"
Are these scenes actually in the movie? Where are you guys watching it early?
My uncle works for Nolando
>be me
>be in japan
>watching Oppenheimer at the movies
>intense dramatic scene of plane flying over hiroshima about to drop the bomb
>slouch down my seat and yell, "AYO, THIS RICE EATING homieZ FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>japanese guy hits a gong and says, "You aru raito, bradu pittu"
>Hear "彼はかわいい" from one of the girls
Genuinely curious how this is going to perform in Japan
It will either bomb or be a blockbuster
It'll either bomb or it'll be the bomb.
>song related starts playing
>Oppenheimer does an elaborate dance number in the lab
>cuts to Einstein telling Truman what a great scientist Oppenheimer is and that he made the right choice putting him in charge of the Manhattan Project
>Einstein opens the door to see Oppenheimer dancing like a jerkoff with Truman frowning.
>OPPEHEIMEEEEEEEER
Einstein said calmly
>YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON, OPPE
>YOU ARE OFF THE CASE
>I require your bomb
>...and your other bomb
>obligatory musical number
>OHHHHHH SEXY BOOOOMB
>OP OP OP OP
>OPPENHEIMER STYLE
>cuts to president Truman making this face
>tick tick boom, atom bomb
I'M BARBIE
>Mr Oppenheimer? Bad news I'm afraid, we lost one of your precious atomic bombs
>Oh my god... Well at least we still have the other one
>Yyyyyyeeeeahhh... About that...
>Cuts to aerial shot of nagasaki
AWWWWWKWAAAARD
>Why does participating in oppenhemier marketing threads feel like a war crime?
not yet it isn't
>to shreds, you say?
Unironically I am hyped for this movie like you wouldn't believe.
Ok Nolan
But why? What about this movie looks interesting or good? It looks boring and smug.
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FALLOUT, BOMB! YOU'RE OFF THE PROJECT!
>GIVE ME YOUR PLUTONIUM CORE...
>AND YOUR OTHER PLUTONIUM CORE!
The only war crime was allowing them to create anime
President: You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team.
>Booooooom
>70s funk music stops
>”We’re gonna need another bomb”
>Narrator (Don LaFontaine): July 21st. Get ready to Oppenheimer at a theater near you.
This thread is actually making me want to replay Fallout 4, it's not even a bad game on survivor with save mod and the radio songs are all catchy.
I just don't think I have the time.
>I was NOT expecting that
That's gonna leave a mark!
Someone light a match *waves hand in front of face
it's only a war crime if the movie does poorly at the box office
>its only nips
>bomb goes off
>somber music plays as Hiroshima is annihilated in radioactive fire, civilians incinerated, buildings flattened
>cut to Oppenheimer, Truman, US generals with bleak expressions on their faces as they question their actions
>Awkwafina bursts in
>"DID SOMEBODY ORDER A CHEESE PIZZA? I GOT A GUY AT THE FRONT DESK WITH A CHEESE PIZZA"
https://vocaroo.com/1bc3ilcdRvuQ
I'm sick of the revisionist history of the people who made the bomb being sad over Japan. If they didn't bomb them we'd have lost a shit ton of men invading. It was the right thing to do. Frick Japan they started this shit.
>t. ohio Black person
*Oppenheimer walking down a hallway alone, downtrodden*
>what have I become, my sweetest friend?
*overlay of Einstein, shaking his head*
>everyone I know goes away in the end
*cut to the bomb exploding*
>and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
*cut to Truman, looking smugly satisfied in the Oval Office*
>I will let you down, I will make you hurt
*cut back to Oppie, distraught that is become death*
>Benny Hill theme starts playing
>everyone run away
Enola Gay Pilot: That's GOTTA hurt!
Shoulda dropped a third. Rape of Nanjing alone justified their entire country leveled.