>Ordering a medium pizza for each family member
Wasn't that a little excessive since there's only like 3 adults and one teenager?
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>Ordering a medium pizza for each family member
>Ordering a medium pizza for each family member
Wasn't that a little excessive since there's only like 3 adults and one teenager?
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need to get nice and bloated for the transatlantic flight
Don't be cheap
Either you can afford the pizzas or not honcho
People who aren't poor just get "a bunch of pizza" and have leftovers.
>aren't poor
>leftovers
Kekmao
You alright moron?
Hit a nerve?
>rich people squander resources
Actual rich people are extremely thrifty.
Before leaving the country?
They were leaving food for Kevin.
They ate all of the only one he liked.
Also the wet bandit played by daniel stern was supposed to turn out to be kevins dad. It's kind of like how homer was also krusty.
they woke up late, but cold pizza for breakfast.
>having leftovers
>having leftovers of pizza, which doesn't reheat well at all
>not just ordering a new pizza the next day
Fricking poorgays get off my board.
>reheating pizza
>not eating it cold at 4 in the morning alone in the kitchen
>having leftovers of pizza, which doesn't reheat well at all
Are you kidding?
>pizza doesn't reheat well
You know ovens exist and can be used to reheat things without burning them, right? You don't only use a microwave to reheat things, right?
Even reheating it in the oven doesn't taste as good as when it's made. Better than microwave but not the same.
Best way to reheat pizza is in a cast iron skillet.
>This fricking moron uses his microwave to heat things.
Let's clear some things out
1. pizza does reheat well
2. pizza tastes delicious even cold, it doesn't need reheating
3. homosexual
leftovers of pizza, which doesn't reheat well at all
you obviously have never heated up slices of pizza along with a cup of water in the microwave before
the water evaporates and moisturizes the pizza again
then once i got my leftover pizza reheated
its time to enjoy another can of crisp cool banps root beer
Its pronounced Bangs*
If you put a slice of pizza into a pan with a little olive oil, cover it, and re-heat it, it tastes as good if not better than fresh. Even turns garbage like Papa John's into something palatable while sober
Aaahhh Americans, you magnificent creatures
they were leaving the next day, moron
>t. seething cause broke
He's baiting you, no one here has any fricking money unless they get degenerate on camera.
I'll have you know I've been on Cinemaphile for 6 years and I am a successful crypto hundredaire. Watch your tone around me, wagie.
Reminder: The Home Alone family was assuredly very wealthy
upper middle class.
probably pulled around $200k/year back in 1990.
there's some signs that they are well off, but not rich; like when they fret over taking first class while the kids sat in coach and when kevin's dad flipped out over a $900 room service bill in HA2 and other stuff tells.
People in the 90s could eat more food. I remember being able to eat like 30 Olive Garden breadsticks at a time back then and still be hungry.
It's because food wasn't as "dense" back then.
Yeah now it's like sóy filler or they add msg. My mom worked at a restaurant after the 90s and told me they used to put some shit in the food (buffet restaurant) so you would get full quicker. Sometimes this is done with extreme amounts of sodium or fat, which triggers the brain to accept that it is "full".
People used to burn a lot more calories. In the 70s the average american burned like 3000 calories per day.
combination of these factors
modern goyslop sneaks seed oils and corn syrup in every conceivable inch of food where there was none before.
>People in the 90s could eat more food. I remember being able to eat like 30 Olive Garden breadsticks at a time back then and still be hungry.
Have you considered that's just because you were younger and not because it was the 90's?
If that were true then younger people today would eat more food, but they don't
it’s the seed oils and corn syrup now
everything's full of high fricktose corn syrup now
and seed oils
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say?
I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of cheesy breadsticks in that timeframe, but I could easily.
who called the bobmob?
No need. We're always watching, waiting, and eating
Etiquette dictates a minimum of one pizza per person.
Large for men, medium for women and children.
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized family, I'd say?
this actor has that classic 90s twink look. always imagine him being some producers little frick toy
He probably had twice the testosterone level of anyone on here.
cool!
1 - they are CRAZY rich, like richie rich level rich
2 - in 1990 ten pizza boxes was like 10$ all together in total.
Only in 2023 is it like 300$
>now get a job millenial/zoomer
oh i realize op said excessive, not exspensive...
There were like 19 cousins, aunts, uncles, and junk. (i checked a website, it said 19)
Obviously not since Buzz ate Kevin's pizza too before he even had time to enter the kitchen.
>Leo in his first movie role
they didn't buy any appetizers so they needed to get more pizza
fricking garlicknotlets
Venture capitalism will be the end of this civilization
no you're just poor
no wait hell explain how that house is for poor people
I said you, esl. Not the people in the movie. You are poor and ugly.
Rich people are usually ugly unless they specifically inherited their wealth. They invest too much time in work and not enough time in other aspects of their life like appearance.
Lol moron. Rich people don't work because that's what you are for. They got all the time in the world to look good which is why they often do.
Wrong. Wealth is correlated with height, intelligence, and beauty. Kind of the opposite of somebody like you.
no its Christmas and you over order before falling short.
The dad wanted his entire family to drop massive shits in the plane toilet
>if the plane is going to stink it had better be the scent of my own clan
based and tribalpilled
>mfw older brother ate a giant bowl of raisin bran before a 4 hour flight
>mfw his rancid farts made a baby cry
sorry Igor. in 1st world countries we actually eat the required calories per day instead of food ration stamps for your slice of bread and a carrot
It was a fricking movie.
They learned from experience that it's best to just let everyone have what they want without having to negotiate a pizza order like it's some kind of UN resolution. I have a family like this and it's insufferable
>the one person who pretends like they can't eat tomatoes so you can't get red sauce even though they ate marinara sauce like 2 days ago because they don't bother to remember their own fake food issues until it lets them frick with what other people are trying to do
>the part time vegetarian who doesn't want any meat and the guy who won't eat any pizza if there's anything *but* meat on it
>the autists like Kevin who are so particular they can't exclude single categories of pizza and have to go for one with absolutely nothing on it all or some highly specific combination of toppings that inevitably conflict with everyone else's eccentricities
You would love me. I just have whatever, not just for pizza but basically anything. I'll just say 'I'll have that too'.
> What toppings would you like?
> yes
Mediums used to be bigger.
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?
I can put away an entire large pizza by myself. It's actually not that difficult to do
>inb4 fatass
you guys ever notice how the champions of fastest eating competitions are always slim skinny dudes? I'm obviously not eating pizza every single day
One pepperoni
One cheese
One supreme
That's all you need for a group. Add more by going down the list as you add more people, eg 2x pepperoni, 1 cheese, 1 supreme, then 2x pepperoni, 2x cheese, 1 supreme, etc
That will please the highest amount of people. If there are more than one vegetarians then replace supreme with veggie. EZ. Also a large pizza now is around $20. Not that big of a deal to spend around $100 for an entire family with cousins and uncles
>large pizza now is around $20
I just spent $25 on mediums. Round Table is finally creeping east, and this is the first time I've been able to buy more than a slice at a time since I moved from Nevada to Texas 18 years ago.
>a large pizza now is around $20
what fricking time warp did you just escape form
>$20 for a large pizza
>$25 for a medium pizza
>*laughs in Little Caesars*
Anon, no one with money orders ghetto pizza.
Does Little Caesar's even deliver?
They deliver through Doordash in my area. Also if you tell them to cook your pizza well done it's way better plus guaranteed fresh and it doesn't cost extra.
>buying the cheapest pizza you can find
>then paying out the ass for 3rd party delivery
Both of the Little Caesars near me closed during covid, apparently they were owned by the same guy according to one of my family members who was acquainted with him. I liked their pretzel crust pizza when they'd have it periodically.
Little Caesars was the best in the early 1990's, but didn't they change the formula?
maybe they were good throughout the whole of the 90's
I worked at Little Caesars 2010-12 while I was in college and it's higher quality than you'd expect for being the cheapest chain pizza. Very clean too, I worked at two locations in different cities with different owners and they were both way cleaner than other food service places where I worked. We made the dough fresh in store every day for the pizza and the crazy bread. The cheesy bread uses premade dough shipped in on the truck but if we were out of that we could still make it with normal dough.
>flour
>water
>yeast
>oil
Those are all of the ingredients for the dough. The sauce was made from concentrate but that was something we did in store a few times a week so it wasn't sitting around going bad after it was made. The cheese was 100% real mozzarella, no ~~*cheese-like processed topping*~~. Onions and green peppers were always bought fresh at the market then diced in the store. Tomatoes usually were fresh too but if we ran out we used canned until we could get more. Jalapenos and olives were always canned.
If it was cooked properly all bacteria was killed in the oven. Food poisoning is still possible if something unsanitary happened to the pizza after it was taken out of the oven or you let it sit out for hours without reheating but that's not a problem with any of the ingredients.
>Now Melts!
what did america mean by this?
It means the previous version of that fake cheese was such low grade goyslop it wouldn't even melt. They changed the formula to make it melt since that's something the cattle expect from a product marketed as a cheese imitation.
jfc i sometimes feel bad for americans
>We made the dough fresh in store every day for the pizza
Wtf, the papa johns I worked at just had blobs of dough trucked in every other day to be stacked in the freezer. Maybe I'll give littel c's a second try if I see a mixer in their kitchen.
That's not one for each family member. There were 15 people in the house.
I'm European, so I remember seeing this for the first time.
Apparently mutt pizza is made so that a single person can eat the entire thing.
In Europe we always make our food to be as nutritious as possible, so it is a lot harder to overeat.
There's a few dozen different chain pizza places staggered across the country and untold numbers of local one store shops here making any number of varieties of pizza. Then there's gas station pizza. The closer you are to big Italian-American neighborhoods the higher your chances are of finding actual Italian style pizza (usually called pizza Marguerite or old world pizza). So far I have yet to find cornbread pizza. Plenty of shit pizza with corn syrups loaded into the cheap dough, but never any cornmeal used for the dough.
I'm a regular sized man (5'8 270 pounds) and i can easily eat a large pizza by myself
>5'8 270 pounds
5'8" tall or wide? Or both?
itt: european pussies that eat one slice of pizza and consider that a meal. that's not even enough for an American female toddler
i can eat a medium pizza in one sitting and still be hungry and i'm skinny, the frick is wrong with you sissy
For me it's cold breakfast pizza the next day
What movie are they watching?
Cloud Atlas
Drive
literally me tomorrow morning
>The eldest son of the hosting family had ordered ten pizzas while adults were looking for voltage adapters before their departure on the following morning.
If you put a teenager in charge of ordering pizza, he's going to order based on his appetite. In that context, it was a reasonable order.
Source: Home Alone: a Post-Incident Review
https://ferd.ca/home-alone-a-post-incident-review.html
They were rich and figured: If everybody gets a pizza nobody will whine.
When this movie came out a $20 bill was like a $50 bill, at least
Try $200, thanks Bidenomics
How many people watched that scene and did the same thing in real life? Could it be part of the reason why Americans are now ovg8wsserweight?
what the FRICK what his god damn problem??
>virgin Kevin v chad bed wetter
sigma mindset
wtf I have just this second realised that's Kieran Culkin
Fun and wierd fact: That actor actually was the later inventor of the feetsuck, after he left acting. He became quite wealthy from it. Anyway, remember the erruption at the volcano in Iceland? He was inside the volcano at the time, as there was a "pre-erruption rave" (not kidding) and he was blown to smithereeeeeEEEns!
Why is it that a movie from 1990 can inspire threads based on the most minute details but almost nothing that comes out today is talked about a couple weeks after release
jews
The average Cinemaphile user has gotten older so naturally they're going to be more interested in nostalgia for what they grew up with instead of current year movies
what a shit take. current year movies are trash. kids who grow up today are going to be nostalgic for these older movies too because they’re classics
oh no its moronic
I'd rather talk about chili and sea bass than any bullshit from Nu Jurassic Park, with one exception.
This is true. You can post a picture of the meal they were eating in the first Jurassic Park and it would get more replies than a thread about the new movies which are already forgotten. I don't think that's nostalgia. There's more reason for it.
What exactly can you talk about with the new Jurassic Park movies? There's no substance. The original was a movie with real characters, ideas, spectacular technique, a sense of immersion and tension. It sticks with everyone who saw it. Decades from now people will remember their experience watching the T-Rex appear in the theater back in 1994. The new movies are worthless popcorn flicks with screenplays that are essentially AI generated. Very few memorable moments. The third one can only generate discussion with how hilariously bad it is.
It's the same thing with a movie like The Rise of Skywalker. It quite literally has no substance at all. It's just consumerist slop, a bunch of random plot points cobbled together by studio execs. Why would anyone talk about it over the original Star Wars movies?
were movies smarter back then or were audiences dumber? things like chaos theory and dna blew people's minds because they had never heard of then before, that's a lot harder to do with today's educated populace
The movie conveyed the idea of chaos theory well, that's what made it effective. Good writing and direction. It sticks in your mind even if you are familiar with the concept.
Other way around, audiences are dumber and have much shorter attention spans today which influences the way movies and shows are now made. They're competing with TikTok and trying to appeal to the goldfish-tier attention spans many have today thanks to frying their brain with smartphones.
Hearing about something new =/= "wow those people were dumb." If you tried to introduce an obscure topic in a movie today the way Jurassic Park handled chaos theory half the audience wouldn't know what was going on because they were on their phone while another 40% would zone out. If you're lucky it would stick with 10%.
>today's educated populace
Is this not normal? Whenever there's a big fight on everyone comes to my place and we all get a pizza each from dominoes.
YEah but back then it would have only cost like $34 not including a massive $5 tip.
With 4 friends and 2 females we usually order these many pizzas and 50 wings wings while drinking for football games. Its not a single meal but people are eating over hours. In their case especially before a trip overseas you'll be packing and wanting to pass the F out on the flight.
>3 adults and one teenager?
Four adults, five if you count the cousin from France who was a college student at Northwestern. Plus there were ten kids (11 if you don't count the French girl as an adult). Ten pizzas, fifteen people, six of which have adult appetites. How is that excessive, especially for a situation where it's better to have a bit extra instead of not enough?
The alarm clock can be seen to be a Panasonic RC-6067, which has a battery backup. Why did the battery backup fail?
I never ate pizza till I was 26 and I was violently sick, mother said its full of bacteria due to the way the cheese is processed. disgusting food.
There's plenty of space in the fridge for leftovers.
Grease, cheese, and deep fried dough = very hard on digestive system and will cause massive gas (farting) and make you shit. I cant look at people eating some 'za w/out thinking about this.
>he doesn't like farting and taking massive shits
Is this a female post?
>scared of eating dairy
It's a brownoid
>deep fried dough
What the frick kind of pizza have you been eating?
Just checked and it would cost £148 for 15 large pizzas from Dominos. That's with the 50% offer applied.
Not even bad. You guys are broke as frick.
How much do/would have yanks tipped for something like this? Considering:
Size of the order
Wealth of the family
It's Christmas time
God bless UK. No tips. Wagies get the cagie.
the pizza boy is cute. i desperately need to have sex with him.
how do you initiate sex with a pizza boy? i'm willing to pay extra but what do you say to him?
you don't
I had a few ladies try to pull this shit on me and one guy, one was a group of ladies at a hen party so they were just acting moronic
I just want your money and then to go back to fricking work because we're busy as hell and finding a new job isn't exactly fun
how about sex after your work shift? for $500?
There were at least 4 teenagers