He wasn't even a very memorable villain, even if he didn't share movies with Davy Jones. He didn't earn such a grand death. Damn, now that I think about it Davy Jones literally just gets a 5 second shot of him falling into the ocean but some literal who Brit gets an elaborate sequence?
He was a memorable villain. Why do you say he wasn't? Merciless, arrogant and eloquent israelitelord merchant who thinks he treat piracy issue in the same way as spice trade. He deserved that death and you are just jealous.
I can't remember any of his lines or things he did outside of the death scene. All of the cool stuff was off-screen (killing the governor, killing the kraken)
Presiding over hangings. Letting go of Kira Natelie. Back and forth with Jack when they try to negotiate conditions for Jack betrayal. 3 vs 3 negotiations and swap of Jack for Will.
I could say the same about Davey Johns, I don't remember shit he said, it doesn't mean he wasn't memorable.
Beckett's character by himself and what he represents is intricate to the story. Don't see the point of being stubborn that he doesn't deserve the cool death. Johns died over literal and metaphorical broken heart, it's a sad death, why the frick do you insist he should be going down the stairs keeping his last shred of dignity?
>Davy Jones literally just gets a 5 second shot of him falling into the ocean
Davy Jones had a whole swordfight in the middle of a maelstrom atop a ship's mast, the duel as a whole was his death scene
Up until that point, he was an arrogant, stereotypical mustache villain who believed himself to have played everyone according to his machinations. He was always in control. If he wasn't, it was merely a ploy that will eventually lead to that conclusion. His confidence prior to the scene despite Davy Jones and the Dutchman sinking to the maelstrom is a testament to that personality, as if he was only expecting Davy Jones to weaken the Pearl and thus allow he himself to finish off a weaken prey. Getting gang raped by two ghost ships instead, one of which presumed to have sunk permanently, was the first time he not only made a miscalculation, but also lost the very thing he has a hard on for - control. We can assume he's likely never experienced this situation before, with the shock probably causing him remain speechless against all rationale.
YouTube comments under this scene are just filled with mouth breathing homosexuals repeating the same mantra >DUUUUR BRO, HE SHOULD SAID OPEN FIRE BRO HE GOT MORE CANONS BRO ENDEAVOUR WOULD HAVE WON BRO ITS NOT REALISTIC!!!
Why are shipBlack folk so obnoxious?
Using the weight of India and China to control each other is quite clever. No opium, no rice, no rice, no opium. How else are a few hundred people in London supposed to control hundreds of millions.
Yeah, everything prior to it is so good but come on. The ships, the settings, the environments, the set-up... everything was so good. And they went ahead and just CGI:d the hell out of the villain's death. Completely ruined it. Two ships firing on each side. The guy would topple over at the very least from all those vibrations. Nah, he's casually walking.
I felt like they ruined that on purpose because he was truly too based. Oh nyo someone is trying to take down the pirates and bring order to society? Can't have that. Heh, or maybe they really thought the CGI was good, I dunno
For the problem is just the walking animation. Literally remove that shot where you see his body walking and I probably never would have cared.
But all I think about every time I see this scene is his walking animation and how much it reminds me of working in game dev and when the avatars are sliding around with anims not lined up right
For the problem is just the walking animation. Literally remove that shot where you see his body walking and I probably never would have cared.
But all I think about every time I see this scene is his walking animation and how much it reminds me of working in game dev and when the avatars are sliding around with anims not lined up right
he actually walked down a set of it. Its the exploding stuff superimposed
its the slowmotion that makes it weird. When you watch it in regular speed it looks normal. They also actually blew up a version of the set. They added a boatload of cgi as well of course, but more of its more practical then youd expect
Something about it was lost in translation. Maybe because it's blurrier or something, I have no idea, he looks like a CGI mannequin in the shot. Still, slightly less soulless so.. some credit I guess.
Hes doing that "glide" where his torso and head doesnt bob up and down. Its the sorta shit fancy british people would do to look elegant. I think it looks okay, but i can get how it looks weird. The scene is so dramatic and over the top i dont think it matters anyways
He represents the death of freedom, the end of exploration ("the world stays the same, there's just less of it") : pirates in the movie are bloodthirsty but also show they wouldn't survive a day in modern cities they crave thrill and camaraderie, everything modern world stomped to the ground
I don't respond at all
Is this what farting feels like
you've never farted ?
this bit is when he feels the diarrhea fill his crack
Female spotted
>the creeping sensation of relief while knowing no one around you will forgive you
yes
it's what it's like to chew 5 gum
eat a vegetable and you'll know
>not a single splinter
Is this what plot armour is?
Pretty sure that is just his fantasy.
Kino
it's that the new xman
He wasn't even a very memorable villain, even if he didn't share movies with Davy Jones. He didn't earn such a grand death. Damn, now that I think about it Davy Jones literally just gets a 5 second shot of him falling into the ocean but some literal who Brit gets an elaborate sequence?
He was a memorable villain. Why do you say he wasn't? Merciless, arrogant and eloquent israelitelord merchant who thinks he treat piracy issue in the same way as spice trade. He deserved that death and you are just jealous.
I can't remember any of his lines or things he did outside of the death scene. All of the cool stuff was off-screen (killing the governor, killing the kraken)
You don't remember his best line?
>It's nothing personal. It's just good business.
He's a powerful, greedy Anglo israelite who gets what he deserves by the end of the 3rd movie.
That is the most generic bad guy line I've ever heard so yeah, no wonder I forgot
Filtered
His entire scene with Jack negotiating is fantastic, especially the extended version
Presiding over hangings. Letting go of Kira Natelie. Back and forth with Jack when they try to negotiate conditions for Jack betrayal. 3 vs 3 negotiations and swap of Jack for Will.
I could say the same about Davey Johns, I don't remember shit he said, it doesn't mean he wasn't memorable.
Beckett's character by himself and what he represents is intricate to the story. Don't see the point of being stubborn that he doesn't deserve the cool death. Johns died over literal and metaphorical broken heart, it's a sad death, why the frick do you insist he should be going down the stairs keeping his last shred of dignity?
>Kira Natelie
how u frick that up that bad?
Jesus Christ. I've been writing her name wrong my entire life.
So true; everyone knows is Nira Katalie!
Oh thank god, I thought I was about to find out she's a hidden israelite
>Kira Natelie
he represents britain so it's not about him personally
>Davy Jones literally just gets a 5 second shot of him falling into the ocean
Davy Jones had a whole swordfight in the middle of a maelstrom atop a ship's mast, the duel as a whole was his death scene
This, I would just listen. And that's what no one did.
Nice.
there isnt a single angry fiber in his being during that scene
He's accepted that he wasn't the puppetmaster he thought he was, and he's going to die.
they dont make kinos like they used to
>you mean TWO unkillable satanic ghosts ships just got the jump on us?
indian tiktok tier
>not my problem
Yeah, it's not like anyone's gonna hear what I say in that din.
> me dumping used oil down the drain in my kitchen sink
So, WHY did he not give any orders?
He still could have blown them out of his water. The had like thrice the amount of canons than his enemy.
Up until that point, he was an arrogant, stereotypical mustache villain who believed himself to have played everyone according to his machinations. He was always in control. If he wasn't, it was merely a ploy that will eventually lead to that conclusion. His confidence prior to the scene despite Davy Jones and the Dutchman sinking to the maelstrom is a testament to that personality, as if he was only expecting Davy Jones to weaken the Pearl and thus allow he himself to finish off a weaken prey. Getting gang raped by two ghost ships instead, one of which presumed to have sunk permanently, was the first time he not only made a miscalculation, but also lost the very thing he has a hard on for - control. We can assume he's likely never experienced this situation before, with the shock probably causing him remain speechless against all rationale.
>hit a speaking wet wooden ship with iron balls
>explodes in a fireball
>refuses to elaborate further
Probably hit the powder kegs?
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
He turned 90°
Why did he just give up? He could have easily killed both of those ships with all the cannons he had.
The pearl and the dutchman both had superior firepower, and both could still sail even half-destroyed
Guess we will never find out the truth because he pussied out.
What are some other kino scenes from shitty movies
>aim the canons at the two ships sandwiching us. We're probably gonna die. You've been a real one. Cheerio chap.
He should have realized the commander was losing it and issued his own orders to the crew. He knew what needed to be done, he should have stepped up.
He did say abandon ship
Yellow glass thing flips over eye sand say "we die."
>In Britain we have a saying for a situation such as this
>It's difficult, difficult
>Lemon difficult
>all these potc troll threads lately
unironically hyper kino posting
Cinemaphile has always enjoyed Pirates. Especially now in hindsight
imagine being the one insufferable homosexual that didnt like pirates back then. LOL
>BEAT TO QUARTERS!!!
YouTube comments under this scene are just filled with mouth breathing homosexuals repeating the same mantra
>DUUUUR BRO, HE SHOULD SAID OPEN FIRE BRO HE GOT MORE CANONS BRO ENDEAVOUR WOULD HAVE WON BRO ITS NOT REALISTIC!!!
Why are shipBlack folk so obnoxious?
It’s sort of amazing how objectively evil the East India company was, and Britain in general
>evil
It's just.... good business
Hahaha I know right? I'm just selling a product ese. People buy it.
What's the problem.
>Names Dutch Company
Ypu mean based right
No, japan was based, u.s.a was based.
Britain was cringe
Using the weight of India and China to control each other is quite clever. No opium, no rice, no rice, no opium. How else are a few hundred people in London supposed to control hundreds of millions.
A number 9. A number 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip. Two number 7, one with cheese. A number 45, and a Large Soda.
I know people love this scene but I've always hated it because the CGI of him walking is so fricking bad
Yeah, everything prior to it is so good but come on. The ships, the settings, the environments, the set-up... everything was so good. And they went ahead and just CGI:d the hell out of the villain's death. Completely ruined it. Two ships firing on each side. The guy would topple over at the very least from all those vibrations. Nah, he's casually walking.
I felt like they ruined that on purpose because he was truly too based. Oh nyo someone is trying to take down the pirates and bring order to society? Can't have that. Heh, or maybe they really thought the CGI was good, I dunno
For the problem is just the walking animation. Literally remove that shot where you see his body walking and I probably never would have cared.
But all I think about every time I see this scene is his walking animation and how much it reminds me of working in game dev and when the avatars are sliding around with anims not lined up right
he actually walked down a set of it. Its the exploding stuff superimposed
really? wow
its the slowmotion that makes it weird. When you watch it in regular speed it looks normal. They also actually blew up a version of the set. They added a boatload of cgi as well of course, but more of its more practical then youd expect
4:00 for regular footage of him walking
Something about it was lost in translation. Maybe because it's blurrier or something, I have no idea, he looks like a CGI mannequin in the shot. Still, slightly less soulless so.. some credit I guess.
Hes doing that "glide" where his torso and head doesnt bob up and down. Its the sorta shit fancy british people would do to look elegant. I think it looks okay, but i can get how it looks weird. The scene is so dramatic and over the top i dont think it matters anyways
>it's just good digits
Also, what did Beckett actually do wrong? Throughout the film I failed to see how he was actually a villain.
He represents the death of freedom, the end of exploration ("the world stays the same, there's just less of it") : pirates in the movie are bloodthirsty but also show they wouldn't survive a day in modern cities they crave thrill and camaraderie, everything modern world stomped to the ground
"Execute Order 66"
"But, my LORD! You have taken the FIELD!"
>How do you respond without sounding angry?
RAMMING SPEED
>"You arrogant ass, you've killed us!"
Load grape in even and chain in odd and fire by volley.
Men to the rigging and prepare to board.
>Load grape in BOOOM
I'm sure that would have worked well.
SPOILER
AHOOOOY
>Z-10,000m, stand by photon torpedoes.