>ORDERS!

>ORDERS! ORDERS SIR!
How do you respond without sounding angry?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't respond at all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what farting feels like

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've never farted ?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this bit is when he feels the diarrhea fill his crack

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Female spotted

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the creeping sensation of relief while knowing no one around you will forgive you
        yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's what it's like to chew 5 gum

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        eat a vegetable and you'll know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single splinter
      Is this what plot armour is?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that is just his fantasy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's that the new xman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've never farted ?

      He wasn't even a very memorable villain, even if he didn't share movies with Davy Jones. He didn't earn such a grand death. Damn, now that I think about it Davy Jones literally just gets a 5 second shot of him falling into the ocean but some literal who Brit gets an elaborate sequence?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was a memorable villain. Why do you say he wasn't? Merciless, arrogant and eloquent israelitelord merchant who thinks he treat piracy issue in the same way as spice trade. He deserved that death and you are just jealous.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't remember any of his lines or things he did outside of the death scene. All of the cool stuff was off-screen (killing the governor, killing the kraken)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't remember his best line?
            >It's nothing personal. It's just good business.

            He's a powerful, greedy Anglo israelite who gets what he deserves by the end of the 3rd movie.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is the most generic bad guy line I've ever heard so yeah, no wonder I forgot

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            His entire scene with Jack negotiating is fantastic, especially the extended version

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Presiding over hangings. Letting go of Kira Natelie. Back and forth with Jack when they try to negotiate conditions for Jack betrayal. 3 vs 3 negotiations and swap of Jack for Will.
            I could say the same about Davey Johns, I don't remember shit he said, it doesn't mean he wasn't memorable.
            Beckett's character by himself and what he represents is intricate to the story. Don't see the point of being stubborn that he doesn't deserve the cool death. Johns died over literal and metaphorical broken heart, it's a sad death, why the frick do you insist he should be going down the stairs keeping his last shred of dignity?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Kira Natelie
              how u frick that up that bad?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ. I've been writing her name wrong my entire life.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So true; everyone knows is Nira Katalie!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh thank god, I thought I was about to find out she's a hidden israelite

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Kira Natelie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he represents britain so it's not about him personally

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Davy Jones literally just gets a 5 second shot of him falling into the ocean
        Davy Jones had a whole swordfight in the middle of a maelstrom atop a ship's mast, the duel as a whole was his death scene

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I would just listen. And that's what no one did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there isnt a single angry fiber in his being during that scene

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's accepted that he wasn't the puppetmaster he thought he was, and he's going to die.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they dont make kinos like they used to

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you mean TWO unkillable satanic ghosts ships just got the jump on us?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      indian tiktok tier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not my problem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's not like anyone's gonna hear what I say in that din.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > me dumping used oil down the drain in my kitchen sink

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, WHY did he not give any orders?
      He still could have blown them out of his water. The had like thrice the amount of canons than his enemy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Up until that point, he was an arrogant, stereotypical mustache villain who believed himself to have played everyone according to his machinations. He was always in control. If he wasn't, it was merely a ploy that will eventually lead to that conclusion. His confidence prior to the scene despite Davy Jones and the Dutchman sinking to the maelstrom is a testament to that personality, as if he was only expecting Davy Jones to weaken the Pearl and thus allow he himself to finish off a weaken prey. Getting gang raped by two ghost ships instead, one of which presumed to have sunk permanently, was the first time he not only made a miscalculation, but also lost the very thing he has a hard on for - control. We can assume he's likely never experienced this situation before, with the shock probably causing him remain speechless against all rationale.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hit a speaking wet wooden ship with iron balls
      >explodes in a fireball
      >refuses to elaborate further

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably hit the powder kegs?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He turned 90°

      I don't respond at all

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he just give up? He could have easily killed both of those ships with all the cannons he had.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pearl and the dutchman both had superior firepower, and both could still sail even half-destroyed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess we will never find out the truth because he pussied out.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some other kino scenes from shitty movies

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aim the canons at the two ships sandwiching us. We're probably gonna die. You've been a real one. Cheerio chap.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have realized the commander was losing it and issued his own orders to the crew. He knew what needed to be done, he should have stepped up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did say abandon ship

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow glass thing flips over eye sand say "we die."

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In Britain we have a saying for a situation such as this
    >It's difficult, difficult
    >Lemon difficult

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these potc troll threads lately
    unironically hyper kino posting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has always enjoyed Pirates. Especially now in hindsight

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being the one insufferable homosexual that didnt like pirates back then. LOL

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BEAT TO QUARTERS!!!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YouTube comments under this scene are just filled with mouth breathing homosexuals repeating the same mantra
    >DUUUUR BRO, HE SHOULD SAID OPEN FIRE BRO HE GOT MORE CANONS BRO ENDEAVOUR WOULD HAVE WON BRO ITS NOT REALISTIC!!!
    Why are shipBlack folk so obnoxious?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s sort of amazing how objectively evil the East India company was, and Britain in general

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evil

      It's just.... good business

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ypu mean based right

        Hahaha I know right? I'm just selling a product ese. People buy it.

        What's the problem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Names Dutch Company

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ypu mean based right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, japan was based, u.s.a was based.
        Britain was cringe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using the weight of India and China to control each other is quite clever. No opium, no rice, no rice, no opium. How else are a few hundred people in London supposed to control hundreds of millions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A number 9. A number 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip. Two number 7, one with cheese. A number 45, and a Large Soda.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people love this scene but I've always hated it because the CGI of him walking is so fricking bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, everything prior to it is so good but come on. The ships, the settings, the environments, the set-up... everything was so good. And they went ahead and just CGI:d the hell out of the villain's death. Completely ruined it. Two ships firing on each side. The guy would topple over at the very least from all those vibrations. Nah, he's casually walking.
      I felt like they ruined that on purpose because he was truly too based. Oh nyo someone is trying to take down the pirates and bring order to society? Can't have that. Heh, or maybe they really thought the CGI was good, I dunno

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the problem is just the walking animation. Literally remove that shot where you see his body walking and I probably never would have cared.

        But all I think about every time I see this scene is his walking animation and how much it reminds me of working in game dev and when the avatars are sliding around with anims not lined up right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the problem is just the walking animation. Literally remove that shot where you see his body walking and I probably never would have cared.

      But all I think about every time I see this scene is his walking animation and how much it reminds me of working in game dev and when the avatars are sliding around with anims not lined up right

      he actually walked down a set of it. Its the exploding stuff superimposed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        really? wow

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the slowmotion that makes it weird. When you watch it in regular speed it looks normal. They also actually blew up a version of the set. They added a boatload of cgi as well of course, but more of its more practical then youd expect

          4:00 for regular footage of him walking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something about it was lost in translation. Maybe because it's blurrier or something, I have no idea, he looks like a CGI mannequin in the shot. Still, slightly less soulless so.. some credit I guess.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hes doing that "glide" where his torso and head doesnt bob up and down. Its the sorta shit fancy british people would do to look elegant. I think it looks okay, but i can get how it looks weird. The scene is so dramatic and over the top i dont think it matters anyways

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just good digits

    Also, what did Beckett actually do wrong? Throughout the film I failed to see how he was actually a villain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He represents the death of freedom, the end of exploration ("the world stays the same, there's just less of it") : pirates in the movie are bloodthirsty but also show they wouldn't survive a day in modern cities they crave thrill and camaraderie, everything modern world stomped to the ground

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Execute Order 66"

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "But, my LORD! You have taken the FIELD!"

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond without sounding angry?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RAMMING SPEED

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You arrogant ass, you've killed us!"

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Load grape in even and chain in odd and fire by volley.
    Men to the rigging and prepare to board.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Load grape in BOOOM
      I'm sure that would have worked well.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPOILER
    AHOOOOY

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Z-10,000m, stand by photon torpedoes.

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