Ornella bullying him was the best thing to ever happen to Jonah
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>He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy, in Havanaaaa in Havanaaaa
Jonah salsa dance champion persona inc
>Can't make the surfini if you're wearin a bikini!
They should show these pics to husky kids as a warning: once you go fat, your body is fricked even if you lose the weight.
Huh? He looks fine here
i think he meant saggy excessive skin
He just needs to build muscle and it'll look better
>that nip placement
OH NO NO NONO
That’s the start of his ribcage.
>Look at me I'm fricking moronic
you won't find anyone who judges you like that and is worth having in your life, but he is typecast as the chubby guy. real homies would say he did fix his rib flare which is good for his figure and congratulate him
Oh frick off. The point is to not destroy your body in the first place not cope yourself into thinking everything is fine.
he's almost 40, he looks fine.
He really doesn't. Especially the resources he has to give a small focus to nutrition and exercise. I'm guessing he is doing something for a role because he looks like shit, and odd to boot.
Those pics are like 5 years old. He fat as frick right now.
Bruh
This homie nipples down by his lower intestines. You can see them poking out by his abdomen. God i bet the saggy skin is otherworldly disgusting
homie can glide like a flying squirrel.
He looks deflated and his nipples are very disrespectful.
Lol no amount of muscle is going to fill in the immense floors skin flaps.
When you are obese you do irreversible damage to your body. Full stop.
>Lol no amount of muscle is going to fill in the immense floors skin flaps.
It'll tighten that shit up a bit maybe
It’ll be muscle under loose skin. An improvement yes but he’s never going back from this. He’ll always look like shit naked.
Can't they get that skin removed surgically?
he's probably on that weight loss pill everyone is taking now
Why does the white shirt/wife-beater plus high-rise trousers fit always look so Cinemaphile? Probably one of the simplest outfits imagine but it’s so kino.
>High-waist makes you look tall/slim
>the tight shirt plus slightly-baggy straight leg trousers makes your arms and chest look bigger
>also just looks fashionable and mature compared to your avg mutt who wears marvel Ts and shorts
Fridge body.
Other guy covered it but a bit part is that it hits a perfect balance. It’s a masculine look (pretty much the default outfit for working-class and lower-class tough guys in 20th century kino) but still makes people assume you know about fashion. It’s also pretty simple so you don’t look try hard but is still much more fashionable than your avg normie fit
My dad dressed like this and he did criminal stuff during the 90’s (EEanon) but like 50% of men were also doing criminal activities than
O is for Ozempic
Why does his face make me think he’s Amish?
He's using that weight loss drug and cocaine. That's all it is. He looks terrible.
He's gonna put the weight back on again, his weight has been fluctuating all over the place within the past few years probably due to manic depression.
Unironically looks much better than his last dozen arcs
Ya I remember when Cinemaphile thought his moronic ass Plato look was cool lol
Jonah beat the shit out of me in a dive bar restroom. I think he was on something, but at the very least he was drunk as shit. I looked at the tattoo on his arm, and he just started screaming "WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU LOOKING AT b***h? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" I said I'm sorry Jonah and he pushed me back into a trash can, and before I can get back to my feet he's kicking me in the face, lunges down to start punching me, I'm holding my arms over my head when another guy comes in, Jonah says "WHAT THE FRICK YOU LOOKING AT b***h? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM" to the guy, chases him out of the restroom, and I never saw him again
How did the entire cast of SuperBad become SuperChad?
man, Pauly D looked so different at the start of the show
Everytime I see this thumbnail, I think it's Adam Sessler.
stop nipple shaming jonah
STOP IT
tell his nips to stop staring at my wiener and balls
Body by ozempic/wegovy
does he pay a photographer to follow him around and take pics? his photos always look the same
Ozempic
The best thing to happen to Jonah hasn't happened yet. It will happen when he watches Oshi No Ko and gets it.
do you think Jonah was ever approached by a paparazzo and Jonah was too eager for the publicity so it turned off the paparazzo but he went forward with it anyway and now Jonah calls him up every so often and tosses $100 his way for some new staged photos? I think so. A lot.