>Jonah Hill seen looking unrecognizable after ex-girlfriend's abuse allegations
So I guess any form of disagreement or arguing with your partner is "abuse" now
I fricking hate Twitter, journalists, and Twitter journalists
As a hairy man with excess skin, it sucks between having to choose between revealing your skin-robe when you take off your shirt, or get the skin removal and turn your body hair pattern into a checkerboard.
Actually, might agree with you. Fatties are such a pervasive blight it might be worth it to eliminate it in adults at the risk of widespread complications.
Fat people don’t need Ozempic to lose weight moron. Literally all you need to do is reduce carbs, run a calorie deficit and walk a mile a day and you’ll lose 100 pounds in a year. Only israelites trying to sell you ozempic would suggest otherwise.
Ozempic doesn't make fat people much less hungry, they just crap more calories & crap more in general. There are cases where fatasses have eaten a bunch of fried chicken and shit themselves - google us full of them
honestly yes
i personally would get a kick out of trolling paparazzi and wear ridiculous shirts
but maybe then i would also not get any jobs anymore so idk
>be chubby most of childhood >decide to lose weight in highschool for pussy >develop eating disorder >skin and bones >overcome eating disorder >skinny fat
trying to actually lift properly now with the right nutrition but it's hard bros
Looks pretty awesome. Just needs to shave his face, get a tan and grow out his hair now. Someone should let know that when you lose weight you don’t need a beard to cover up your double chin anymore.
The key to aging well is never ever get fat, not even a little for a phase in your 20s.
That’s the real reason Asians age so well, they are thin for life.
I wonder how much of this comes from a need for external validation and how much comes from depression over being the Hollywood fatass keeping him from sinking his teeth into any one hobby.
So what's this week's persona?
Body recomposition
ex-junkie that found god and won't stop telling people his life story
This is why I stopped going to Anonymous meetings
but Anonymous... this is a meeting!
Uh I USED TO BE A REAL PIECE OF SHIT WHEN I RESPECTED WOMEN AND MINORITIES BUT NOW I'M ANONYMOUS THROUGH THE GRACE OF GOD
21 Jump Street: Men in Black is back on the menu, boys.
I know he's feeling himself for the weight loss, but he's gotta wear a shirt that hides those nipples. Very very low nipples.
cut off the excess skin and make it into lampshades
He looks amazing. He really just needs to get a dark tan and a shave.
>shave
>with that turkey neck
Ugly israelite
illuminati got his replaced
See (you) in a year Jonah!
>Jonah Hill seen looking unrecognizable after ex-girlfriend's abuse allegations
So I guess any form of disagreement or arguing with your partner is "abuse" now
I fricking hate Twitter, journalists, and Twitter journalists
um its X now bigot
Guess none of his belts fit anymore
As a hairy man with excess skin, it sucks between having to choose between revealing your skin-robe when you take off your shirt, or get the skin removal and turn your body hair pattern into a checkerboard.
>turn your body hair pattern into a checkerboard
kek, got an example of this?
No, just seems inevitable
Lose weight fatty
The only fix is becoming a power lifter, and even then
>results not guaranteed
good for him on losing the weight; fatties get too much praise for being slobs these days and not enough encouragement to get healthy
It's ozempic, he's not on some improovment streak. He's effectively given himself medically-induced diabetes so he isn't ever hungry.
don't care as long as there's less disgusting fatties in public stinking up the place and looking depressing
Actually, might agree with you. Fatties are such a pervasive blight it might be worth it to eliminate it in adults at the risk of widespread complications.
sounds better than the olestra shit that gave fatties fecal incontinence just so they could keep stuffing their face with potato chips
Fat people don’t need Ozempic to lose weight moron. Literally all you need to do is reduce carbs, run a calorie deficit and walk a mile a day and you’ll lose 100 pounds in a year. Only israelites trying to sell you ozempic would suggest otherwise.
Ozempic doesn't make fat people much less hungry, they just crap more calories & crap more in general. There are cases where fatasses have eaten a bunch of fried chicken and shit themselves - google us full of them
What the frick is that? Amphetamines?
>can see his nipples sagging 5 inches too low even through his t-shirt
Kek, absolutely fricked
He actually has a skull and crossbones tattoo like a cartoon pirate
>be obese and miserable
>lose weight
>be skinny and miserable due to disgusting loose skin
honestly what's even the point?
the point is you save on food so you can buy more antidepressants
He has more $$$ than anyone on this board will ever see.
is it worth it to be a laughing stock hounded by paparazzi everywhere he goes?
honestly yes
i personally would get a kick out of trolling paparazzi and wear ridiculous shirts
but maybe then i would also not get any jobs anymore so idk
chad forklift operator energy
why forklift operators specifically?
reminds me of the big dogs shirts I used to see everywhere as a kid
>$$$$$$$
Did I mention $$$$$?
Bottomless bank accounts man.
Post skeletons.
israeli hands typed this
I'm an eternal poorgay.
this is how I felt after I lost weight btw. Might as well be miserable and eat whatever the frick I want.
Never ever let yours kids get fat. Can set them off on this cycle for life.
Just eat more eggs and take collagen that shill shrink up in less time than it took to lose the weight.
Jfc there’s so many demoralization shills in here.
>be chubby most of childhood
>decide to lose weight in highschool for pussy
>develop eating disorder
>skin and bones
>overcome eating disorder
>skinny fat
trying to actually lift properly now with the right nutrition but it's hard bros
Cant he get like a neck tuck or something to bring out his jaw? He still looks fat somehow??
Can this dude just cut the frickin chase and kill himself already? Holy shit I'm tired of gazing upon his affluent misery.
He still looks a little onions but with enough work he can make it.
I just wish he'd stop trying to look like a local-surfer-dude who's like so chilllllll.
>bro surf nazis are not cool
dem nips
LOOOOL
Florence Pugh-esque breasts
lmao, is that his nippel sitting under his ripcage because his skin is all flabby? KWAB
Doesn't he have money to get plastic surgery and get rid off the excess skin?
Looks pretty awesome. Just needs to shave his face, get a tan and grow out his hair now. Someone should let know that when you lose weight you don’t need a beard to cover up your double chin anymore.
>get fit
>hair start falling
life is just not fair with us, jonah bros
it's like the third time he's done this, his tattoos must look horrible
the source of all his torment, 7 years later and still eating him like a disease
French people age very well on the whole, but always have leathery skin. Is it the smoking/drinking/sunning combo?
The key to aging well is never ever get fat, not even a little for a phase in your 20s.
That’s the real reason Asians age so well, they are thin for life.
I hate mummy for many reasons, feeding me pasta every night is one of them
How many personas has he changed so far? I remember him being pretty stable in the wigger buggy clothes persona before his interview in France.
I wonder how much of this comes from a need for external validation and how much comes from depression over being the Hollywood fatass keeping him from sinking his teeth into any one hobby.
its missing
>NYC hipster jonah
>skater guy jonah
>women respector jonah
>blissing out with GQ magazine jonah
>ive got this nice little 3 bedroom 2 bath off mullholland and its perfect for you guys! it really is a buyers market these days!
Don't fat guys usually have legs like tree trunks, how'd this israelite end up with those twigs?
>lose a ton of weight
>look worse
hes not gonna make it bros
same energy
He looks like that one dude in alpha dog. Hold on. Don't go anywhere
This man thoughtraped a strong queen and tried to make her a sex slave
Nvm it was my tism memory. Only superficial
>Ornellaaaaaa! <3
Yeah what? Think he can compete with Leonardo Pitt? Look at that fricking face, good mug for radio
>that large head on that tiny body
>that frozen, fake smile
lmao
Jonah Hill looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before the paparazzi. Very very disrespectful.
Why's this dude always have a big face regardless of how thin he gets? When I get thin I always start looking like a meth addict with a skeleton face.
The real reason jonah is single
ONE STINKY DINKY!
A psychologist would have a field day studying Jonah
One did, he even manipulated Jonah into making a movie about him
I never cared about this guy until recently, now I kind of like him
sauce on britches? look like dickies but diff patch and no tunnel beltloops