Pathetic cope. Your cat didn't "miss" you so much as it required your care because it is bred that way.
And by the way? Nothing more pathetic than a single male with a cat
Less so than dogs if we're gonna go that way of thinking. Domesticated animals don't learn to "love" they learn that humans are their best way to survive and they learn the behaviors and mannerisms that persuade humans to care for them.
Lmao.
The redditor way is more yours - you can't accept the fact that animals don't have the capacity to actually relate and love you. They are literally fricking bucked that way to survive.
You will never have unconditional love from a cat or a dog , at least accept that lol
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like something Neil deGrasse Tyson would put on twitter
>The cat flea, Ctenocephalides felis, is an inefficient vector of the plague bacterium >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3583334/
>The normal feeding behavior of C. felis, more than an intrinsic resistance to infection or blockage by Y. pestis, limits its vector competence. Rapid turnover of midgut contents results in bacterial clearance and disruption of biofilm accumulation in the proventriculus. Anatomical features of the cat flea foregut may also restrict transmission by both early-phase and proventricular biofilm-dependent mechanisms. >https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4734780/
Look up Japan Lucky Cat. If you don't want to do that my dumbass summary is feudal Japan had a famine from rats that nearly wiped out the country so the Emperor ordered something so cats would keep away the vermin and it worked. The entire country was rid of vermin and the famine was quelled.
In honor of the cats saving the country every shop has a cat statue as you see in the picture which is said to bring luck.
translation: the famine ran its course and its end was falsely attributed to cats, who in all reality probably just spread the famine further.
if a disease "comes from rats" its probably spreading through fleas, which cats also get
I guess the entire country has been mistaken for all these years but not you. You know better than everyone.
3 months ago
Anonymous
yes superstitious morons of the past are wrong and im right. diseases that spread through rats can also be spread through cats. fleas are a thing.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Dogs get fleas and have to go outside to use the bathroom.
Cats can stay inside their entire life and could only get flees from something else bring in the flees or if their owner was an absolute disgusting slob.
translation: the famine ran its course and its end was falsely attributed to cats, who in all reality probably just spread the famine further.
if a disease "comes from rats" its probably spreading through fleas, which cats also get
So rats getting into some grain and leaving rat droppings is just flavor enhancers?
I guess the entire country has been mistaken for all these years but not you. You know better than everyone.
>The most common origin legend involves a samurai who was beckoned inside a temple by a mysterious cat. As soon as he stepped inside, lighting struck the spot he was standing.
that anon isnt even right in his little origin story. its complete bullshit that he just made up
translation: the famine ran its course and its end was falsely attributed to cats, who in all reality probably just spread the famine further.
if a disease "comes from rats" its probably spreading through fleas, which cats also get
>NIPPON >model society >rich >prosperous >peaceful >clean >smart >technologically advanced >culturally devoted >polite >LOVE cats so much they have entire islands for them
>Australia >moronic >dirty >mixed >criminal >cucked >uninnovative >stagnant >EXTERMINATED CATS NATIVE ON THE ISLAND >BROUGHT IN RATS BECAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTING SUBHUMANS >constant rat plagues
>NIPPON >model society
literally a sick, dying society
3 months ago
Anonymous
If he picked any place on Earth is there a place you wouldn't say that about?
3 months ago
Anonymous
yup
3 months ago
Anonymous
>nooo theres only 120 million japs they're literally going extinct you need to think of the economy and import millions of muslims
3 months ago
Anonymous
Only according to ameriisraeli propaganda. They keep seething because NIPPON is not importing the rapefugees en masse like the cucked mutts, suicidal yurocucks and penal island animals.
Japan is the best country in the world. Maybe not perfect but a 9/10. Everybody else's score is now only lower but getting lower every passing year.
t. 2 JAV addicts who convinced themselves that the weird alien society of japan is some sort of ideal
3 months ago
Anonymous
They're only alien to you because you got used to dogmuttshit so the clean, homogeneous and peaceful society seems outlandish and weird to you.
Also >sick >dying
They are the healthiest people in the world. Literally breaking records for lifespan and healthiness. With good societal consciousness to live healthily and not burden the healthcare system.
Meanwhile your shithole is polluted with drugs and crime and arab/latinx rapefugees.
3 months ago
Anonymous
japs are soulless bugs who are mentally buck broken and live to work 80 hours a week for a 4ft apartment. theyre pathetic. all the good ones died in WW2. Mishima was right
3 months ago
Anonymous
>racist tirade against asians for no reason >allergic to hard work
Oh yeah. It's a neoliberal alright.
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
you know im right so you hide behind calling me racist
3 months ago
Anonymous
Only according to ameriisraeli propaganda. They keep seething because NIPPON is not importing the rapefugees en masse like the cucked mutts, suicidal yurocucks and penal island animals.
Japan is the best country in the world. Maybe not perfect but a 9/10. Everybody else's score is now only lower but getting lower every passing year.
Benefits of Toxoplasmosis: >Toxoplasma-infected subjects are more attractive, symmetrical, and healthier than non-infected ones.
Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8958965/ >Toxoplasmosis increases creativity and intelligence in producing schizophrenia-like symptoms.
Source:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29068607/ >Toxoplasma INCREASES testosterone levels in men, to levels that should be the norm in men, but are not due to the modern lifestyle of humans nowadays and how they kill every paraasite (including positive ones) in their body.
Source:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/
> previous research has shown that Toxoplasma-infected men are, on average, 3-cm taller
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8958965/#:~:text=Although%20this%20hypothesis%20has%20not,et%20al.%2C%202007).
This is cool and all, but the truth is, toxoplasmosis is incredibly rare to get nowadays, especially from a household animal. It needs to have access to rodents for it to even have a chance of happening.
It always amazes me that the cat goes right for the kill.
I've owned cats all of my life and most of the people I know own cats and a cat going right for the throat is unthinkable. Soiboys are something unnatural.
>Like both, but dogs the most >Away from home 10 hours a day, and couldn't bear putting it through being alone so long so get a cat >She's always there to say goodbye to me in the morning >She always there to say hello to me when I get home >First thing she does when I sit in front of my PC is using my arms as a hammock for cuddling
Now I Just got a bad conscience from leaving her alone for ten hours...
>Dav Pilkey
How can one children’s author be so dangerously based? Godzilla Minus One is the second best monster movie ever created after the original 1954 Gojira (Japanese cut only). K*nggays, Legendary apologists, Gamera Gaylords, and other assorted degenerates will face the Day of the Stomp
Checked and correct, Mothra and Rodan are only about 1% less kino than Goji, but they are fantastic in ALL of their iterations. Except for Rodan bowing in KotM LOL. Anguirus is a fren too, hope he gets a solo film one day
Godzilla minus one is the best godzilla movie ever but Godzilla vs Kong is still good and genuinely well made, if you think otherwise you're just wrong and dont like godzilla
Yeah I agree that Godzilla vs Kong was lightyears ahead of all the other Legendary movies even if some of the concepts were kinda half-baked. It's probably the only movie in the history of the King Kong character to make him into a true hero. I really like the direction Legendary is taking Kong even though I think their angle on Godzilla being le guardian of nature's balance or whatever is kind of hokey.
You’re right, I don’t like Godzilla VS Kong . It’s special effects are poorly made and most are reminiscent of a Black Ops 1 cut scene and not in an endearing way. The story is paper thin, and everything involving hollow earth was ridiculous, ESPECIALLY Godzilla blasting through the crust of the earth with his atomic breath. It was silly enough when Godzilla started flying using his breath in Showa movies, let alone cutting through miles and miles of bedrock, something nuclear bombs cannot do. Don’t even get me started on MechaGodzilla being defeated by the power of Mountain Dew (TM). All of the other MechaGodzilla movies were some of the best of their respective eras, but this was the worst of all of the Monsterverse, which is the worst of all of the eras. It’s design was so ugly it makes the Transformers in 4 and 5 look good in comparison
But you know what? Genuinely I believe that you are allowed to like it and that you are not a better or worse person for it. I enjoy movies that most other Goji frens seem to dislike, like Rebirth of Mothra or Gamera. And at the end of the day, even though I do not like the direction of the MV, I will still probably see GvK2 in theaters because I know that the better Legendary films do in the box office, the more Jap kinos we will get. They both have their audience, I just don’t like em but it’s fine if you do. I was just shitposting
the podcast Black person's flask was set up in the movie and it only shorted out Mechagodzilla's tail. Still stupid but they definitely didn't defeat Mechagodzilla. The trio was kind of annoying but I don't mind humans having some impact of the battle, especially when it comes to Mechagodzilla
I can understand a lot of you criticisms but >it’s special effects are poorly made
Is just not true at all, look at how good even this random ass bird thing looks (or try to see it through shit youtube compression i promise in the 4k home release it looks amazing) https://youtu.be/XuPRajvyVZw?t=62 I really like rebirth of mothra too
> It’s special effects are poorly made
They were much better than the prior Legendary movies. >Godzilla blasting through the crust of the earth with his atomic breath.
Godzilla has performed plenty of lulzy over-the-top feats in the past. It's not out of character. >MechaGodzilla being defeated by the power of Mountain Dew (TM).
Obvious throwback to how Mechagodzilla 1974 was defeated by a magnetic tobacco pipe.
the podcast Black person's flask was set up in the movie and it only shorted out Mechagodzilla's tail. Still stupid but they definitely didn't defeat Mechagodzilla. The trio was kind of annoying but I don't mind humans having some impact of the battle, especially when it comes to Mechagodzilla
I can understand a lot of you criticisms but >it’s special effects are poorly made
Is just not true at all, look at how good even this random ass bird thing looks (or try to see it through shit youtube compression i promise in the 4k home release it looks amazing) https://youtu.be/XuPRajvyVZw?t=62 I really like rebirth of mothra too
Alright you lil homies you make some decent points, I’ll rewatch it with an unbiased eye. Might as well since the new one is coming soon.
If my cat didn't feel some form of affection towards me then he wouldn't constantly follow me around and want me to spend time with him. Only coping doggays think cats are incapable of love, probably because doggays are moronic.
On the last day my cat was alive I put out the heating pad for her which was her favorite place. I laid on the bed with her but not too close in case she didn't want to be bothered. She got off the heating pad and laid down next to me anyway just so she could be near me.
When I took her to the vet to be put to sleep because she was so sick she was brought into the room with me so I could be with her in her last moments. She was so weak she barely had the strength to stand but after being with the doctors for hours and not seeing me the moment the door opened to the room I was in the doctors had to hold her down to keep her from jumping into my arms as soon as she saw me.
I felt that.. Was in the vet during last day for my pupper and even on the car ride I was a mess by the end of it my entire sweater or at least a good chunk was full of snot. My other pupper is currently 9 and has arthritis I AM NOT READY YET.
>follows me around >complains when I'm gone for too long >falls asleep on couch while we watch kino together >sleeps next to me >poops where I ask her to
How exactly is this any different from a girl's love?
>would happily eat your eyeballs the minute your croaked.
I wouldn't be using them anyway. But it is unnerving when you wake up and a cat is a centimeter away from you face because they were checking to see if your still breathing.
>Umm ackshually cats don't love you because if you locked one in a room with a dead body and no other food, it would eventually start eating the dead body rather than starving to death!
How is this even an argument against cats when humans have done the same thing? Anti-catgays are just mentally ill. The crazy thing is that when dogs develop a pack mentality and get into a frenzy, they will eat their own masters alive even when they're fed every day and aren't starving to death.
Look it up moron. It has been found in 80% of cases cats start eating you as soon as you drop dead. I know this might be hard for you to swallow but your little fluffball won't hesitate to gobble you up
I guess if I lived alone and the meat eating cat had nothing to eat that is what I would expect.
But you mean to tell me my little pussycat isn't going to help carry my coffin like your pupper would? Damn I guess you got me there.
>makes outrageous claim with no citation or proof whatsoever >"hurr look it up"
Not doing your job for you Black person. Meanwhile we could easily post a dozen news articles about dogs eating their owners, small children, old grannies, housesitters, etc. while they're still alive.
I had to put down an old dog a few months ago. I showed my cat that it was gone since they were lifelong friends. Cat got scared, hissed and ran away. Had no interest in consuming the dead.
Whenever I read posts like this, I immediately identify the poster as a sociopath. I'm glad I'm an actual fully developed human being and not one of these bizarre alien creatures.
You would eat your parents too if you were in a life and death situation that required you to eat their dead bodies for calories. I guess you don't love your parents?
This argument gets paraded around all the time but it's entirely nonsensical.
>ou would eat your parents too if you were in a life and death situation that required you to eat their dead bodies
Heres the difference champ; I as a human being have capability to love and would have to toss such a decision up in my head
Sorry to say your little fuzzball wouldn't
Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.
Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.
The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.
And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,
So do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
>So do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
I've never had an indoor cat in my life. They all live outside and come in to chill occasionally but then go outside and take care of their business by themselves. It's like having a roommate and not a moronic toddler that you have to constantly take out to supervise for his poopy time.
Toxo is caused from pregnant women cleaning litterboxes and leaving out raw meat and veggies on the counter.
I'm not pregnant, I don't just leave food out to spoil, and I wash food before I prepare it. The only people who see this as a problem are slobs who's kitchens must be full of rotting food and disgusting messes everywhere.
>visit friends with kids (dog owners, too, btw) >kitchen counter is crowded with appliances and containers >dishwasher is open and filled to the brim with dried dishes >sink is overflowing with dirty dishes >serve lunch on paper plates >leftovers remain sitting out on the kitchen counter until dinner time
I'm constantly disgusted by the way other people live.
>Visit friends house >Dog immediately starts jumping on me, scratching my skin and tearing my clothes because I'm tall >"Oh he normally doesn't do that haha"
And then they make a half assed attempt to stop it. My friend with Dalmatians let them pounce on me constantly for half the night.
My old dog was based >half springer spaniel half great pyrenees >super well socialized, everyone was a potential best friend and source of skritches >incredibly gentle with old folks, kids and small animals >worst she'd do to guests is lean against them while waiting for pets >loved hugs, if you sat on the ground with her she'd sit up on her hindquarters and ask you to hug her by doing a "hug" motion with her front paws, would rest her chin on your shoulder or press her head into your chest when she got hugs >very vocal and social, could tell you exactly how she's feeling or what she wants(usually to go outside and nap in the snow) >took her on lots of roadtrips and adventures to local state parks until she contracted lyme disease
It's always like this in every cat thread. Doggays have brain worms from tongue-kissing with fido after he eats his own shit. The toxo meme is just projection on their part.
Unironically this. Each generation is weaker than the last because we have to sterilize literally everything. Super bacterias have been a thing for decades now because of our over reliance on antibiotics. Wouldn't surprise me if the common cold becomes a life threatening illness in a few generations.
cats are based. dogs are alright too. people who denigrate either are plain fricking morons. they are compatible and my dog absolutely worships and would do anything for his cat siblings. his cat siblings miss him when he's gone, too. arguing against the other is fricking moronic.
This post was ignored because it was correct and the average Cinemaphilener is either a “Latinx” autistic zoomer incel who heard about this place from iFunny or an obese American boomer who came over when r/Drumpf closed down. Both cats and dogs are supremely based in their own ways and only a narcissistic animal hating gay thinks otherwise. only newbies hate either dogs or cats btw, Caturday is forever and it’ll always be a doggy dog world.
I miss my cat so much bros. My first memory was my dad bringing her home. She was like a dog in some respects. Loved to play, came running whenever you came to the door, listened to what you said. She was my best friend when I didn't have anyone else, always crawling into bed with me and sleeping with me for hours. I want to get a new cat but I'm worried that nothing can replace her and I'll just end up giving the poor thing away.
The cat I found near the road as a kitten and brought home years ago always meows at me when I get home and asks for pets. People saying cats are ungrateful bastards talk straight bs.
Cats are cool maybe, all im saying is I've never met a male cat owner who wasn't a soi b***h. Something in that archetypal male that is drawn to cats in favor of dogs.
I don't deny this but that's just the way it is. What I can't stand more than anything is someone who tries to force you to be something you're not. I am a cat type person, despite the insistence of dog lovers who insist it's all brain parasites because they have no theory of mind.
>The first possible case of human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox – recently reported in two men and their pet in Paris – had been a theoretical risk up till now, said Dr. Rosamund Lewis, technical lead on the monkeypox response for the World Health Organization. >The men, who live together and are in a non-exclusive relationship, were diagnosed with monkeypox at a hospital in Paris in early June. Twelve days after their symptoms started, their 4-year-old Italian greyhound also started showing symptoms, according to a report published last week in the journal The Lancet. >The dog developed lesions and tested positive for the same type of monkeypox as one of the owners. >According to the report, the men said that they let their dog sleep in bed with them and that they had been careful to keep their pet away from other animals or humans from the start of their own symptoms – before the dog’s symptoms started. >“To the best of our knowledge, the kinetics of symptom onset in both patients and, subsequently, in their dog, suggest human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox virus,” the authors of the report wrote. “Given the dog’s skin and mucosal lesions as well as the positive monkeypox virus PCR results from anal and oral swabs, we hypothesise a real canine disease, not a simple carriage of the virus by close contact with humans or airborne transmission (or both).”
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/16/health/monkeypox-transmission-human-pet-dog/index.html
I wish I remembered the title of the Catzilla book that was read to me as a child. They managed to defeat the kaiju cat by suspending a box from a helicopter and the cat tried to get it and fell to its death because curiosity killed the cat.
>15 million dollar budget for the whole movie >VFX team was only a small company of 35 people >majority of the movie was CGI and a small amount of sets because of no budget >a total of 615 shots >only 8 months
Legitimately how in the FRICK did they do it?
honestly whatever they did should be studied because goddamn I remember being impressed by this movie in theaters and knowing how small and fast production was I'm just utterly fricking baffled now.
They didn't have to throw in a bunch of woke garbage, just like the anon you replied to said. No stops, just production, maybe a few mandatory meetings to show the higher ups the film but like zero notes
probably
Big pharma israelites hate cats.
Domesticated cats cost them hundreds of billions in potential revenue due to their pandemic suppressing rodent control. It is no coincidence that in the years following Covid we have seen a large uptick in bad actors posting the same cat images over and over as they attempt to condition you into hating the 'feline problem' as much as they do.
White people and dogs are weird. They literally make our with their dogs tongue and then laugh it off. You go see them and their dog runs up to you and licks your whole mouth over and they see no issue with it. Disgusting
White people and dogs are weird. They literally make our with their dogs tongue and then laugh it off. You go see them and their dog runs up to you and licks your whole mouth over and they see no issue with it. Disgusting
>You should wash your hands after touching animals regardless
I do, especially dogs, because they are nasty.
I saw my stepbrothers dog out in the yard eating its own shit and then come inside and lick my stepbrothers face.
>I do not wonder that Mahomet, that sheik of perfect manners, loved cats for their urbanity and disliked dogs for their boorishness; or that cats are the favourites in the polite Latin countries whilst dogs take the lead in heavy, practical, and beer-drinking Central Europe. Watch a cat eat, and then watch a dog. The one is held in check by an inherent and inescapable daintiness, and lends a kind of grace to one of the most ungraceful of all processes. The dog, on the other hand, is wholly repulsive in his bestial and insatiate greediness; living up to his forest kinship by “wolfing” most openly and unashamedly.
wtf i love Mahomet (PBUH) now
>Watch a cat eat, and then watch a dog
I have 2 cats that I like to watch eat at the same time and one eats like a pig and the other is neat and eats around the edges.
No more Godzilla movies after this one. Unless you want to watch him get batted around and rolled on the floor for six three hour movies until he finally dies from exhaustion in excruciating pain. Or someone saves him and puts him in an abandoned aquarium with some bedding and candy and crackers and water. Godzilla still eventually dies. Every time.
The cat would t bother it would have too much fun jumping between buildings and swatting cars around after it batted down all the helicopters in a dazzling display of aerobatic skills.
Does anybody else sing songs to their pets? I used to sing to my dog all the time, usually just a variation of " [name] the doggy]" to the tune of whatever song is stuck in my head. Like "Spike the Doggy" to the tune of Eye of the Tiger. He's been dead for over a year but I still walk around the house singing his songs. I had a cute song for my cat, too (also gone from this Earth)
Ok it explains all those Japanese fanart depicting Minus Goji showing cat like behavior.
What a based lad.
Not the first time Godzilla was based off of a cat. Pic related.
Bullshit. I've had emergencies come up that put me away from home for long time and returned to my cat worried sick. She had food. She just missed me.
Meanwhile, a guy I know had a diabetic coma at his home and his dogs ate his toes.
>a guy I know had a diabetic coma at his home and his dogs ate his toes
holy kino
Heisei was not cats.
Pathetic cope. Your cat didn't "miss" you so much as it required your care because it is bred that way.
And by the way? Nothing more pathetic than a single male with a cat
It was an outside cat, if that makes it any better. And you can't fricking tell me it didn't miss me.
Less so than dogs if we're gonna go that way of thinking. Domesticated animals don't learn to "love" they learn that humans are their best way to survive and they learn the behaviors and mannerisms that persuade humans to care for them.
This is a reddit way of thinking
>This is a reddit way of thinking
We are on Cinemaphile anon. That is a post from another anon on Cinemaphile. It's Cinemaphile thinking.
so youre a sociopath, yes? you could say the same about people
Lmao.
The redditor way is more yours - you can't accept the fact that animals don't have the capacity to actually relate and love you. They are literally fricking bucked that way to survive.
You will never have unconditional love from a cat or a dog , at least accept that lol
Sounds like something Neil deGrasse Tyson would put on twitter
Hypocrite
Japanese fanart depicts anything and anyone with cat like behavior
t. toxogay
Cats are disgusting vermin and all catgays deserve the rope
jews
Your parents are divorced so you don't know or understand unconditional love. You need to own a pet that actively hates you.
My parents are still married. You never learned humility. You need to own a pet that will worship you no matter what.
You sound moronic and low IQ/EQ
t.seething divorce kid
He sounds brown, probably of iberianoid stock
Cats are great hunters that protect homes and barns from vermin. Please apologize
My dog has killed more rats that your cat ever has.
Dogs are far better ratters than cats.
What pet do you prefer?
t. ratgay
Cats aided in saving humans during the plague.
fleas spread the plague
cats get fleas
>cats le helped
sure, delusional catgay
This. I like cats but you're delusional if you think they're actually useful for any practical purpose.
This is true. Unless you live on a farm. However all the cats I've ever had have been great bug catchers.
i bet youre a good bug catcher too gay
cat fleas are not a good vector of the bacteria that cause the plague
try again, edgy kid
wrong try again
>The cat flea, Ctenocephalides felis, is an inefficient vector of the plague bacterium
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3583334/
>The normal feeding behavior of C. felis, more than an intrinsic resistance to infection or blockage by Y. pestis, limits its vector competence. Rapid turnover of midgut contents results in bacterial clearance and disruption of biofilm accumulation in the proventriculus. Anatomical features of the cat flea foregut may also restrict transmission by both early-phase and proventricular biofilm-dependent mechanisms.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4734780/
Are you aware of the history of this statue?
no pls eggsblain
Look up Japan Lucky Cat. If you don't want to do that my dumbass summary is feudal Japan had a famine from rats that nearly wiped out the country so the Emperor ordered something so cats would keep away the vermin and it worked. The entire country was rid of vermin and the famine was quelled.
In honor of the cats saving the country every shop has a cat statue as you see in the picture which is said to bring luck.
translation: the famine ran its course and its end was falsely attributed to cats, who in all reality probably just spread the famine further.
if a disease "comes from rats" its probably spreading through fleas, which cats also get
So rats getting into some grain and leaving rat droppings is just flavor enhancers?
I guess the entire country has been mistaken for all these years but not you. You know better than everyone.
yes superstitious morons of the past are wrong and im right. diseases that spread through rats can also be spread through cats. fleas are a thing.
Dogs get fleas and have to go outside to use the bathroom.
Cats can stay inside their entire life and could only get flees from something else bring in the flees or if their owner was an absolute disgusting slob.
im not talking about dogs vs cats moron
>The most common origin legend involves a samurai who was beckoned inside a temple by a mysterious cat. As soon as he stepped inside, lighting struck the spot he was standing.
that anon isnt even right in his little origin story. its complete bullshit that he just made up
>NIPPON
>model society
>rich
>prosperous
>peaceful
>clean
>smart
>technologically advanced
>culturally devoted
>polite
>LOVE cats so much they have entire islands for them
>Australia
>moronic
>dirty
>mixed
>criminal
>cucked
>uninnovative
>stagnant
>EXTERMINATED CATS NATIVE ON THE ISLAND
>BROUGHT IN RATS BECAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTING SUBHUMANS
>constant rat plagues
It is what it is.
>NIPPON
>model society
literally a sick, dying society
If he picked any place on Earth is there a place you wouldn't say that about?
yup
>nooo theres only 120 million japs they're literally going extinct you need to think of the economy and import millions of muslims
t. 2 JAV addicts who convinced themselves that the weird alien society of japan is some sort of ideal
They're only alien to you because you got used to dogmuttshit so the clean, homogeneous and peaceful society seems outlandish and weird to you.
Also
>sick
>dying
They are the healthiest people in the world. Literally breaking records for lifespan and healthiness. With good societal consciousness to live healthily and not burden the healthcare system.
Meanwhile your shithole is polluted with drugs and crime and arab/latinx rapefugees.
japs are soulless bugs who are mentally buck broken and live to work 80 hours a week for a 4ft apartment. theyre pathetic. all the good ones died in WW2. Mishima was right
>racist tirade against asians for no reason
>allergic to hard work
Oh yeah. It's a neoliberal alright.
you know im right so you hide behind calling me racist
Only according to ameriisraeli propaganda. They keep seething because NIPPON is not importing the rapefugees en masse like the cucked mutts, suicidal yurocucks and penal island animals.
Japan is the best country in the world. Maybe not perfect but a 9/10. Everybody else's score is now only lower but getting lower every passing year.
nobody cares about your asiatic anime cat
I half agree
had this view until I adopted a very sweet cat
I love and take care of her but goddamn is she absolutely disgusting
how is she disgusting ? i like both but i find my dog way more gross. my cat is fully mine though, so i may be biased
This but also doggays. This world belongs to humans.
Shalom!
Benefits of Toxoplasmosis:
>Toxoplasma-infected subjects are more attractive, symmetrical, and healthier than non-infected ones.
Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8958965/
>Toxoplasmosis increases creativity and intelligence in producing schizophrenia-like symptoms.
Source:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29068607/
>Toxoplasma INCREASES testosterone levels in men, to levels that should be the norm in men, but are not due to the modern lifestyle of humans nowadays and how they kill every paraasite (including positive ones) in their body.
Source:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/
> previous research has shown that Toxoplasma-infected men are, on average, 3-cm taller
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8958965/#:~:text=Although%20this%20hypothesis%20has%20not,et%20al.%2C%202007).
This is cool and all, but the truth is, toxoplasmosis is incredibly rare to get nowadays, especially from a household animal. It needs to have access to rodents for it to even have a chance of happening.
>positive parasites
THEN THEY WOULDN'T BE PARASITES WOULD THEY?! They'd be a symbiote.
>immediately a seething reply from a dog worshiper
EVERY single time. Get your smelly dirty animal out of here. Nobody asked.
>t.
First instinct is claws to the throat
the cat did nothing wrong
qrd?
It always amazes me that the cat goes right for the kill.
I've owned cats all of my life and most of the people I know own cats and a cat going right for the throat is unthinkable. Soiboys are something unnatural.
Black person or a israelite? which one are you?
Why not both
Spbp
Cat gays seeth because of a brain parasite. Cats are the pet of choice for irresponsible morons.
>millions of humans are slaves to the mind control that sets in after a cat scratches you
grim.
Frick cats
This post was brought to you by the dog gang
I like both
>Like both, but dogs the most
>Away from home 10 hours a day, and couldn't bear putting it through being alone so long so get a cat
>She's always there to say goodbye to me in the morning
>She always there to say hello to me when I get home
>First thing she does when I sit in front of my PC is using my arms as a hammock for cuddling
Now I Just got a bad conscience from leaving her alone for ten hours...
based
>Dav Pilkey
How can one children’s author be so dangerously based?
Godzilla Minus One is the second best monster movie ever created after the original 1954 Gojira (Japanese cut only). K*nggays, Legendary apologists, Gamera Gaylords, and other assorted degenerates will face the Day of the Stomp
Rodan was kinda better but otherwise I agree.
Checked and correct, Mothra and Rodan are only about 1% less kino than Goji, but they are fantastic in ALL of their iterations. Except for Rodan bowing in KotM LOL. Anguirus is a fren too, hope he gets a solo film one day
Godzilla minus one is the best godzilla movie ever but Godzilla vs Kong is still good and genuinely well made, if you think otherwise you're just wrong and dont like godzilla
Yeah I agree that Godzilla vs Kong was lightyears ahead of all the other Legendary movies even if some of the concepts were kinda half-baked. It's probably the only movie in the history of the King Kong character to make him into a true hero. I really like the direction Legendary is taking Kong even though I think their angle on Godzilla being le guardian of nature's balance or whatever is kind of hokey.
i'm excited
You’re right, I don’t like Godzilla VS Kong . It’s special effects are poorly made and most are reminiscent of a Black Ops 1 cut scene and not in an endearing way. The story is paper thin, and everything involving hollow earth was ridiculous, ESPECIALLY Godzilla blasting through the crust of the earth with his atomic breath. It was silly enough when Godzilla started flying using his breath in Showa movies, let alone cutting through miles and miles of bedrock, something nuclear bombs cannot do. Don’t even get me started on MechaGodzilla being defeated by the power of Mountain Dew (TM). All of the other MechaGodzilla movies were some of the best of their respective eras, but this was the worst of all of the Monsterverse, which is the worst of all of the eras. It’s design was so ugly it makes the Transformers in 4 and 5 look good in comparison
But you know what? Genuinely I believe that you are allowed to like it and that you are not a better or worse person for it. I enjoy movies that most other Goji frens seem to dislike, like Rebirth of Mothra or Gamera. And at the end of the day, even though I do not like the direction of the MV, I will still probably see GvK2 in theaters because I know that the better Legendary films do in the box office, the more Jap kinos we will get. They both have their audience, I just don’t like em but it’s fine if you do. I was just shitposting
the podcast Black person's flask was set up in the movie and it only shorted out Mechagodzilla's tail. Still stupid but they definitely didn't defeat Mechagodzilla. The trio was kind of annoying but I don't mind humans having some impact of the battle, especially when it comes to Mechagodzilla
I can understand a lot of you criticisms but
>it’s special effects are poorly made
Is just not true at all, look at how good even this random ass bird thing looks (or try to see it through shit youtube compression i promise in the 4k home release it looks amazing) https://youtu.be/XuPRajvyVZw?t=62
I really like rebirth of mothra too
> It’s special effects are poorly made
They were much better than the prior Legendary movies.
>Godzilla blasting through the crust of the earth with his atomic breath.
Godzilla has performed plenty of lulzy over-the-top feats in the past. It's not out of character.
>MechaGodzilla being defeated by the power of Mountain Dew (TM).
Obvious throwback to how Mechagodzilla 1974 was defeated by a magnetic tobacco pipe.
Alright you lil homies you make some decent points, I’ll rewatch it with an unbiased eye. Might as well since the new one is coming soon.
Based. Had that book and Cat Kong when I was a kid.
Cats don't love you. They are incapable of "love" and would happily eat your eyeballs the minute your croaked. Loving a cat is pathetically behaviour.
If my cat didn't feel some form of affection towards me then he wouldn't constantly follow me around and want me to spend time with him. Only coping doggays think cats are incapable of love, probably because doggays are moronic.
This. Doggays eternally seething.
This whole thread is literally catards seething about their cat not needing them for anything other than shelter and food
On the last day my cat was alive I put out the heating pad for her which was her favorite place. I laid on the bed with her but not too close in case she didn't want to be bothered. She got off the heating pad and laid down next to me anyway just so she could be near me.
When I took her to the vet to be put to sleep because she was so sick she was brought into the room with me so I could be with her in her last moments. She was so weak she barely had the strength to stand but after being with the doctors for hours and not seeing me the moment the door opened to the room I was in the doctors had to hold her down to keep her from jumping into my arms as soon as she saw me.
🙁
>not having her in your arms for the last moments
I couldn't pick her up because IVs plugged into her. So I just pet her instead.
I felt that.. Was in the vet during last day for my pupper and even on the car ride I was a mess by the end of it my entire sweater or at least a good chunk was full of snot. My other pupper is currently 9 and has arthritis I AM NOT READY YET.
cats are such good bros
>follows me around
>complains when I'm gone for too long
>falls asleep on couch while we watch kino together
>sleeps next to me
>poops where I ask her to
How exactly is this any different from a girl's love?
>Be such a shitty person a cat has never shown affection towards them
Damn bro
>main character syndrome
>Reddit phrase
>he's not the main character in his own life
Sad!
>would happily eat your eyeballs the minute your croaked.
I wouldn't be using them anyway. But it is unnerving when you wake up and a cat is a centimeter away from you face because they were checking to see if your still breathing.
If a cat doesn't like you, you simply lack a soul.
>Umm ackshually cats don't love you because if you locked one in a room with a dead body and no other food, it would eventually start eating the dead body rather than starving to death!
How is this even an argument against cats when humans have done the same thing? Anti-catgays are just mentally ill. The crazy thing is that when dogs develop a pack mentality and get into a frenzy, they will eat their own masters alive even when they're fed every day and aren't starving to death.
Look it up moron. It has been found in 80% of cases cats start eating you as soon as you drop dead. I know this might be hard for you to swallow but your little fluffball won't hesitate to gobble you up
I guess if I lived alone and the meat eating cat had nothing to eat that is what I would expect.
But you mean to tell me my little pussycat isn't going to help carry my coffin like your pupper would? Damn I guess you got me there.
The dog would eat your face to once it got hungry enough
>try to show cats are emotionless, souless, and selfish creatures
typed the sociopath
>makes outrageous claim with no citation or proof whatsoever
>"hurr look it up"
Not doing your job for you Black person. Meanwhile we could easily post a dozen news articles about dogs eating their owners, small children, old grannies, housesitters, etc. while they're still alive.
I never said dogs were different catgay, must be hard living in a binary world
So you don't like cats or dogs? Any animals?
Isn't that a common thing with psychos that they have no empathy and feel no attatchment to animals?
dogs do it too
I had to put down an old dog a few months ago. I showed my cat that it was gone since they were lifelong friends. Cat got scared, hissed and ran away. Had no interest in consuming the dead.
I don't give a shit
I'm glad that my body after death has some use and what better when it's helping someone you love
I'd eat my landlord for free t b h
All animals, including man, are only as loyal as their belly’s are full
Yeah. God made the animals and trees before he made man. We need stuff to do.
>God made the animals and trees before he made man
Whenever I read posts like this, I immediately identify the poster as a sociopath. I'm glad I'm an actual fully developed human being and not one of these bizarre alien creatures.
because you live in denial?
denial about what? I'm sorry if you have never experienced love, but it is as real as any other feeling is
You would eat your parents too if you were in a life and death situation that required you to eat their dead bodies for calories. I guess you don't love your parents?
This argument gets paraded around all the time but it's entirely nonsensical.
>ou would eat your parents too if you were in a life and death situation that required you to eat their dead bodies
Heres the difference champ; I as a human being have capability to love and would have to toss such a decision up in my head
Sorry to say your little fuzzball wouldn't
Dogs regularly maul and eat children alive
Who mentioned dogs?
Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.
Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.
The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.
And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,
So do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
HP Lovecraft had toxoplasmosis. a cat-shit brain parasite wrote this, not a man
He also lived in squalor. I'm sure thats just a coincidence.
based Black personman respecter
when u walkin
>So do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.
My cat used to play fetch when he was younger.
People meme on toxo a lot but cat haters seem a lot more mentally ill than cat lovers
There's nothing I can't stand than a gay who's like "oh, we don't deserve dogs, they're so pure!" and their house smells like shit.
Coming from a gay who let’s an animal shit in a box in their house
Everybody shits in a box in my house
It’s gets flushed though, that shit isn’t shitting wide in the open for everyone to smell and see
I've never had an indoor cat in my life. They all live outside and come in to chill occasionally but then go outside and take care of their business by themselves. It's like having a roommate and not a moronic toddler that you have to constantly take out to supervise for his poopy time.
Toxo is caused from pregnant women cleaning litterboxes and leaving out raw meat and veggies on the counter.
I'm not pregnant, I don't just leave food out to spoil, and I wash food before I prepare it. The only people who see this as a problem are slobs who's kitchens must be full of rotting food and disgusting messes everywhere.
>visit friends with kids (dog owners, too, btw)
>kitchen counter is crowded with appliances and containers
>dishwasher is open and filled to the brim with dried dishes
>sink is overflowing with dirty dishes
>serve lunch on paper plates
>leftovers remain sitting out on the kitchen counter until dinner time
I'm constantly disgusted by the way other people live.
>Visit friends house
>Dog immediately starts jumping on me, scratching my skin and tearing my clothes because I'm tall
>"Oh he normally doesn't do that haha"
And then they make a half assed attempt to stop it. My friend with Dalmatians let them pounce on me constantly for half the night.
>My friend with Dalmatians let them pounce on me constantly for half the night.
Stop sleeping like this.
Imagine getting bullied by a four legged animal
My old dog was based
>half springer spaniel half great pyrenees
>super well socialized, everyone was a potential best friend and source of skritches
>incredibly gentle with old folks, kids and small animals
>worst she'd do to guests is lean against them while waiting for pets
>loved hugs, if you sat on the ground with her she'd sit up on her hindquarters and ask you to hug her by doing a "hug" motion with her front paws, would rest her chin on your shoulder or press her head into your chest when she got hugs
>very vocal and social, could tell you exactly how she's feeling or what she wants(usually to go outside and nap in the snow)
>took her on lots of roadtrips and adventures to local state parks until she contracted lyme disease
It's always like this in every cat thread. Doggays have brain worms from tongue-kissing with fido after he eats his own shit. The toxo meme is just projection on their part.
I unironically think dogs give a worse disease than toxo, but the dog industry is too huge for them to let people learn this information
https://journals.asm.org/doi/10.1128/microbiolspec.iol5-0002-2015
Dogs can transmit a whole host of diseases to humans, but doggays unironically think that dogs' mouths are cleaner than ours.
Saw an article about the cleanliness myth but it was also pro myth anyway because of the boosted immune system which negated the myth.
Unironically this. Each generation is weaker than the last because we have to sterilize literally everything. Super bacterias have been a thing for decades now because of our over reliance on antibiotics. Wouldn't surprise me if the common cold becomes a life threatening illness in a few generations.
cats are based. dogs are alright too. people who denigrate either are plain fricking morons. they are compatible and my dog absolutely worships and would do anything for his cat siblings. his cat siblings miss him when he's gone, too. arguing against the other is fricking moronic.
This post was ignored because it was correct and the average Cinemaphilener is either a “Latinx” autistic zoomer incel who heard about this place from iFunny or an obese American boomer who came over when r/Drumpf closed down. Both cats and dogs are supremely based in their own ways and only a narcissistic animal hating gay thinks otherwise.
only newbies hate either dogs or cats btw, Caturday is forever and it’ll always be a doggy dog world.
Agreed, no need for a divide
I miss my cat so much bros. My first memory was my dad bringing her home. She was like a dog in some respects. Loved to play, came running whenever you came to the door, listened to what you said. She was my best friend when I didn't have anyone else, always crawling into bed with me and sleeping with me for hours. I want to get a new cat but I'm worried that nothing can replace her and I'll just end up giving the poor thing away.
you would never do that. they become your family quickly. adopt
The cat I found near the road as a kitten and brought home years ago always meows at me when I get home and asks for pets. People saying cats are ungrateful bastards talk straight bs.
The Three Lives of Thomasina
Cats are cool maybe, all im saying is I've never met a male cat owner who wasn't a soi b***h. Something in that archetypal male that is drawn to cats in favor of dogs.
I have a friend with a husky who checks every box in the soi department
Certain dogs breeds have that same effect, just universal for cat owners based on my anecdotal experience
I don't deny this but that's just the way it is. What I can't stand more than anything is someone who tries to force you to be something you're not. I am a cat type person, despite the insistence of dog lovers who insist it's all brain parasites because they have no theory of mind.
Hemingway was a cat guy
I was going to say this but
>inb4 Hemingway was a psued and a closet homosexual
Literally every gay guy I know has a dog
Wow what an amazing statistic and anecdote. Every gay guy I know doesn't own a dog, what do you think about that? I'm adding you to that list btw
>I'm adding you to that list btw
Gottem
In college I knew two gay furries that bought them a therapy dog. Their apartment was fricking disgusting and they kept the dog in a cage all day.
>The first possible case of human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox – recently reported in two men and their pet in Paris – had been a theoretical risk up till now, said Dr. Rosamund Lewis, technical lead on the monkeypox response for the World Health Organization.
>The men, who live together and are in a non-exclusive relationship, were diagnosed with monkeypox at a hospital in Paris in early June. Twelve days after their symptoms started, their 4-year-old Italian greyhound also started showing symptoms, according to a report published last week in the journal The Lancet.
>The dog developed lesions and tested positive for the same type of monkeypox as one of the owners.
>According to the report, the men said that they let their dog sleep in bed with them and that they had been careful to keep their pet away from other animals or humans from the start of their own symptoms – before the dog’s symptoms started.
>“To the best of our knowledge, the kinetics of symptom onset in both patients and, subsequently, in their dog, suggest human-to-dog transmission of monkeypox virus,” the authors of the report wrote. “Given the dog’s skin and mucosal lesions as well as the positive monkeypox virus PCR results from anal and oral swabs, we hypothesise a real canine disease, not a simple carriage of the virus by close contact with humans or airborne transmission (or both).”
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/16/health/monkeypox-transmission-human-pet-dog/index.html
Doggays, explain yourselves.
I'm not reading that schizobabble but dogs have been domesticated for over 30,000 years
Is a creature that regularly devours its master's children ever truly "domesticated?"
>dog hater is a brown AI slop post
Makes you think
They're not called doggays just because gays is a Cinemaphile suffix
>the men said that they let their dog sleep in bed with them
Yeah I'm sure that's where it ends huh...? Surely nothing else happened...? Lel
But not one of them owns a doghouse.
Me too. I've never seen a gay man with a cat
I wish I remembered the title of the Catzilla book that was read to me as a child. They managed to defeat the kaiju cat by suspending a box from a helicopter and the cat tried to get it and fell to its death because curiosity killed the cat.
Adulthood is realizing that dogs don't make your dick any bigger and that cats are the more intellectual choice for companionship
Adulthood is realizing that working dog > companion cat > companion dog.
Not really.
>had both
You are peak soi, its funny how all cat people talk the same about dogs. Its pure jealously and envy
no adulthood is owning multiple pets in your big home
t. has 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 birds, and a turtle
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
Frick cormorants
Theyre like frogs, monsters with dead and dumb eyes that just blindly gulp down any living thing
Anon, those were gulls. Cormorants and long and spindly.
damn that really escalated when he brought it back to the rape dungeon
Minus One Godzilla was definitely acting like a cat at times
Is him knocking down the buildings in that one shot basically just a cat knocking a glass off the counter?
I talk shit about cats but I pet every kitty I meet
At the construction site I work we have 2 stray cats.
I pet them and everyone here feeds them their own food.
Reminds me of that scene in blade runner 2049.
Makes sense. Cats are monsters.
>cat knocks crap over and looks on in pride
I can see it.
>thread about animals
>sociopaths and psychopaths come out of the woodwork
many such cases
>15 million dollar budget for the whole movie
>VFX team was only a small company of 35 people
>majority of the movie was CGI and a small amount of sets because of no budget
>a total of 615 shots
>only 8 months
Legitimately how in the FRICK did they do it?
You'd be amazed how efficient and productive things could be without israeli tricks leeching off of every step of everything produced.
honestly whatever they did should be studied because goddamn I remember being impressed by this movie in theaters and knowing how small and fast production was I'm just utterly fricking baffled now.
They didn't have to throw in a bunch of woke garbage, just like the anon you replied to said. No stops, just production, maybe a few mandatory meetings to show the higher ups the film but like zero notes
probably
iirc the budget was actually well under $15 mil, and Japanese actors aren't paid outrageous salaries like Hollywood actors are.
Dogs and cats are both lovable. Cats a bit more because israelites still seethe over the pharaohs putting them on log duty.
Cats rock
looks like my kitten
Big pharma israelites hate cats.
Domesticated cats cost them hundreds of billions in potential revenue due to their pandemic suppressing rodent control. It is no coincidence that in the years following Covid we have seen a large uptick in bad actors posting the same cat images over and over as they attempt to condition you into hating the 'feline problem' as much as they do.
Love my dog. He is 15 years old. But he's still such a baby. Love him
Cute dog
Cool doggy, give him one of them pats where you fluffy him all up
love him!
Im a ReptileChad
Dogs are acceptable (except shitbulls)
Cats are fricking gay
You can't pet reptiles without washing your hands or you get salmonella. I had a baby turtle once and he peed on me, too.
You should wash your hands after touching animals regardless
When your dog licks your hand do you just dry it on your shirt or pants?
White people and dogs are weird. They literally make our with their dogs tongue and then laugh it off. You go see them and their dog runs up to you and licks your whole mouth over and they see no issue with it. Disgusting
Brown "people" are more disgusting
You fell for the bait, but people who let dogs live in their homes, let alone lick their faces, are disgusting.
what specific diseases can you get from this?
>Memphis, TN
Two shitbulls ate a couple of kids there in 2022.
>You should wash your hands after touching animals regardless
I do, especially dogs, because they are nasty.
I saw my stepbrothers dog out in the yard eating its own shit and then come inside and lick my stepbrothers face.
and you were jerking off the entire time
I have a bearded dragon. She loves mealworms, sunning, and head scratches.
I also have a cat. She constantly follows me around and is always begging for cuddles. It's hard to get work done.
Never had reptiles myself but they are awfully based, especially ones like Tegu. If you like dogs look up Tegus, they’re unironically just scaly dogs
Pitbulls are incredibly based and you honestly sound like a limp-wristed homosexual yourself
I delivered pizza for too many years, you reach a point where you can't help but endorse pitbull genocide
>pitbull vs Zah driver
I’d probably root for the dog depending on the Zah place
>All animals are frens
>Non animals are non frens
Simple as
warning gore, do not watch
I-is he okay?
no, he fricking exploded to death
Sad! RIP, doggo.
Holy shit is this real?
No, cats are immune to laser beams
>My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial
>Can you say the s-ACK!
Sneed
>oh he's a hip cat
>a cool cat
>nobody's fool cat
>look out, 'cause here comes Garfield
City slickers BTFO
I actually think it might have been Godzilla that inspired the big monster in Minus One.
Cat meat taste like rabbit.
Ni hao
Evolution is just a theory.
'ate cats
'ate dogs
'ate pets in general
'ate all organic beings
simple as
I like animals, but I hate pets
Cinemaphile is still a cat website and this is not up for debate
>boomer memes
Rage comics are in too right? Nobody ever liked cats
>Rage comics are in too right
I wish
Rage comics are boomer cringe.
because they accurately depicted you?
Nice attempt at correcting the record you fricking election tourist homosexual
When's the last time we've had a good Caturday?
t. pitmommy
Mustelids are pound for pound more ferocious killers.
Is it Caturday already?
yes
Cats and dogs are both good. The ideal situation would be 1 dog and 1 cat that get along and love eachother. Or 2 dogs 1 cat, or 2 cats one dog.
>I do not wonder that Mahomet, that sheik of perfect manners, loved cats for their urbanity and disliked dogs for their boorishness; or that cats are the favourites in the polite Latin countries whilst dogs take the lead in heavy, practical, and beer-drinking Central Europe. Watch a cat eat, and then watch a dog. The one is held in check by an inherent and inescapable daintiness, and lends a kind of grace to one of the most ungraceful of all processes. The dog, on the other hand, is wholly repulsive in his bestial and insatiate greediness; living up to his forest kinship by “wolfing” most openly and unashamedly.
wtf i love Mahomet (PBUH) now
>Watch a cat eat, and then watch a dog
I have 2 cats that I like to watch eat at the same time and one eats like a pig and the other is neat and eats around the edges.
This. I watch multiple cats eating every day and they all have different styles. Some even use their paws
I like when they take a big bite and shake their head instinctively like they're trying to kill it and fling kibble.
The fat controller won't be pleased when he sees this...
I’d rather watch Catzilla than Godzilla. Imagine how much fun a cat would have playing in a major city?
god help us if aliens create a giant kitten to attack earth, no one would want to fight back
No more Godzilla movies after this one. Unless you want to watch him get batted around and rolled on the floor for six three hour movies until he finally dies from exhaustion in excruciating pain. Or someone saves him and puts him in an abandoned aquarium with some bedding and candy and crackers and water. Godzilla still eventually dies. Every time.
One atomic breath and that cat is done.
The cat would t bother it would have too much fun jumping between buildings and swatting cars around after it batted down all the helicopters in a dazzling display of aerobatic skills.
Would watch
>godzilla lets out his iconic roar
>cat: meeeeeoooooow
>tfw cat is a focus on the center and ignore the edges eater
but bros hes supposed to hate the Legendaaary movies why is he basedpogging
nips will ALWAYS toe the company line.Legendary is putting $$$ in Toho's pockets. Simple as.
new soijak just dropped
Japs love it whenever something of theirs becomes recognized overseas. I think most of them genuinely like the Legendary movies.
Why are dogs so kino
cats and dogs are both reddit animals
there I said it
>not recognizing this publicity stunt to drum up interest
I don't think a movie as succesful as godzilla minus one needs publicity stunts
Why are kots so based?
CUTE KOT
only leftist vermin like cats
>Bringing the left/right dynamic into cat discussion
Go away.
>he isn't a beastmaster
You're not even a man.
ah yes the famously open to unfamilar peoples H.P lovecraft
Does anybody else sing songs to their pets? I used to sing to my dog all the time, usually just a variation of " [name] the doggy]" to the tune of whatever song is stuck in my head. Like "Spike the Doggy" to the tune of Eye of the Tiger. He's been dead for over a year but I still walk around the house singing his songs. I had a cute song for my cat, too (also gone from this Earth)
I fricking love cats so much bros
Put it in a box and mail it back
too many nigbull frickers in this based cat thread.
reminder: no dog will EVER beat able to beat a tiger.
Doggays will cope forever.