Other than the CGI suit, awful Paralax looking "monster" and weird Hector Hammond the movie wasn't that bad.

Other than the CGI suit, awful Paralax looking "monster" and weird Hector Hammond the movie wasn't that bad.

Mark Strong should have gotten a movie out of it at least.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halgays desperately trying to pretend that their only thing of note the last 30 years isn't winning a fanfiction fight in a web series that's been debunked a hundred times by more skilled powerscalers than Death Battle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are Benweenies still salty?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of irrelevancy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who currently has an ongoing? Oh, look at that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      had a great little cartoon going and the whole war of light thing. Should have just been space training day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >great cartoon
        Carried by a red lantern

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mark Strong should have gotten a movie out of it at least.
    What a fricking waste. Who the frick thought it was a good idea to blow goddamn Parallax on the first fricking movie again? And then turn him into a space fart cloud instead of just giving us the Eldritch bug?
    I also stand by the stance that Reynolds was a miscast for Hal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really would have been a better Wally

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Core problem was sticking Hal on Earth

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen it for like a decade but I bet if I rewatched it, it'd probably feel just like a bog-standard current MCU film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's as good at Shang Shi IMO.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you say Bog-standard, do you mean Bog as in the Bog movie from the 80s?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just British slang for "average, run of the mill, uninspired." I actually found a helpful page from the BBC about this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/radio/specials/1728_uptodate/page25.shtml

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, other than the bad things that compromise 98.4% of the movie yeah it isn't that bad

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEAT and its consequences have been a disaster for comics.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will we see a John Stewart adaption? I think it would help DC become mainstream again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When will we see a John Stewart adaption?
      Beware My Power is proof that John is a flop alone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean we are getting that shitty HBO Max show that’s basically True Detectives but with Hal and John by the guy who did HBO Watchmen and Tom King.

      We also got beware My Power but that was utter garbage as well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing says the complete opposite of True Detective than Green Lantern. The GLC aren't detectives, they're peacekeepers/sheriffs.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly surprised they didn't just give him slightly less baggy pilot gear with gloves and the Green Lantern colors/logo. Shit would have been a million times cheaper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earth One GL is probably the best way to do it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like you could do a really cool compromise between this and the original comic outfit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to have revolutionary Avatar-like CGI, but couldn't actually afford it.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the part where Hammond flops down next to Hal mid battle for no reason and they have a lay down mind fight

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a lot of the movie could have been saved in the editing room. Ultimately the final fight didn't live up to all the build-up before it.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't a bad movie at all.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was adapt Secret Origin. That's laterally it.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than most mcu flicks people say to like. Same as those early 2000s Daredevil and F4 movies.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Strong sucks and is greatly overrated

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be a much better movie overall if Hammond was not even in it.

    He was already one of the more embarrassing GL villains anyway.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mark Strong should have gotten a movie out of it at least.
    o, because it makes no sense.
    Sinestro wants to harness the yellow energy of fear because it's the only way to defeat parallax. Except since Hal is the super special best Lantern ever chosen one, he can beat Parallax within a DAY of getting his powers after only having 30 seconds of training. So obviously fear power isn't hot shit.
    So why does Sinestro decide to use it anyway?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hal Jordan only works as a cautionary tale for other more interesting Green Lanterns

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other more interesting Green Lanterns
      So Hal himself, Kyle and Guy?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >other than large chunks of the movie the movie wasn't that bad
    okay

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