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prostitute.
Loser
fippy bippy
they hated him because he told the truth
>Fricked Gosling
>Fricked Spider-man
>Probably fricked Steve Carrel and Jonah Hill
>Finally ready to settle down in her 30s
No wonder why she and Swift get along so well
I see a flippity blippity
I call out a flippity blippity
so true
truth
nothing more irritating and pathetic than a talentless prostitute who built her entire career on being sexually attractive and then decides to prove she's a "real actress" by accepting cringe moronic roles.
Actors are HEROES. thank you actores
if only she knew exactly how she managed to help him...
>:)
He was busting nuts exclusively for her
Always knew Stone fans are moronic incels... literally
>i jerk offd to you SO MUCH during my teenage years
I would love to be able to say that to Halle Berry
He was taking about gooning to her
Haha good joke dude. These guys suck though
actually i rock
don't ever quote me and my wife's son ever again, ever
>spent 10 hours gooning
I miss being youthful, being able to endure such feat that I old banged up body can no longer tolerate.
If you're any younger than 40 and can't edge for 10 hours at least you're complete genetic shit
we truly live in a modern sodam and gamorrah
I don't know if that is healthy for the prostate
Masturbation is healthy for the prostate, only religious fanatics push the narrative of a perfectly natural behavior to be harmful.
normal masturbation, yes. I don't know about edging for hours on end
Only morons coomers act like they need to jerk off all day instead of just cooming in a woman and having the same end result and not be a porn addict.
Do you think mentally ill people who jerk off for hours on amphetamines are concerned about their physical health?
doing it like every day of the week? yeah not healthy
once every 2 weeks? Fine
>all i told ya was to meditate homie
musky simping for amber heard (if those texts were real) was a fricking riot he's just a cuk homosexual like the rest of anyone with money
This is so cringey
>never got the goon out
>a state of trance
WITH ARMIN VAN BUUREN
THE HOTTEST TRACKS IN A ROW
failed meme finally picked up by Black personbrained zoomies
There are definitions for gooning on Urban Dictionary from 2010 or even before. That word isn't the "recent Cinemaphile meme" you think it is.
>gooning
It was even way back with Something Awful, I believe around mid 2000s.
And it actually lead to the word 'troon' used by trannie on that forum.
Meanwhile coom evolved from -oom (boomer, zoomer).
What I'm trying to say is, that autist jerk off to Emma Stone and she's crying in disgust.
This just proves that actors do literally anything to promote their trophy campaign. Frick this phony softcore bawd and her act.
Based and truthpilled. This thread is just her PR team paying indians or some third worlders to shill this.
I bet
"I've seen Poor Things six times"
Ohh frick off
"GIB OSGAR!"
oh yes, she helped me alright too
What a fricked up time to be alive.
can she see things in the dark?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13037197/Emma-Stone-reduced-floods-tears-Q-movie-Poor-Things-lonely-autistic-fan-tells-helped-school.html
The cringe video, btw
>Muh social constructs
Cool, more cancer.
WTF?? I'm autistic and didn't have friends in high school. Why haven't movie stars cried over me?
Have you seen Poor Things six times?
>"I watched Poor Things for sex-times"
what he actually said.
>girl
She is a frog
she looks like that cat
cute frog
my frogfu 🙂
I've been thinking about what I would say to my waifu in a Q&A but I feel like anything you say as a fan will be meaningless and only praise from someone she respects would matter. Am I right or dooming?
It would definitely have to be something unique and memorable, something that will stick with them like the cum that sticks between your sheets.
No you're right
Poor Things was a pretty good movie, bros.
I KNEW she was best Emma. Suck it gays.
Weight loss?
looks like plain old age accentuating things that were already there
we call that the wall son.
She's doing pretty well imo.
Not even remotely walled imo
God I pray she doesn’t full on bog herself. That would truly be a tragedy.
God doesn't exist. Stop believing in the fairytales created by neurotic israelites.
go leave with your shit psyop
The neurotic israelites of today hate Jesus
So she only got a nosejob and maybe slight lip fillers after 20 years in the game. She looks fine. Rare case of actress not becoming insane after her youthful looks expire and doing terrible things to her face. She's mostly unscathed.
Apart from the nose and moronic eyebrows she looks the same.
She is just smiling more on the right and has different lipstick.
and harder light
what is this supposed to demonstrate, she's fricking gorgeous in <current year>
this is fine. she looks like she's had very minimal if at all any work done. she's just getting older. i hope she stays natty
Unironically like her better now.
is that Summer Glau? also does whoever she is have armpit hair in this vid or is it just shadow?
I stim the same way
she didn't save him..
>be Andrew Garfield
>refuse to put a baby in this froggy qt3.14
>she leaves you
You buffoon.
she seems kinda cool sirs
Fake. Completely horseshit fake reaction from her
He posts on Cinemaphile.
>"hurrr, pretty lady help me through school"
>*bursts into tears*
She should seek some help because that's not normal.
LOOK ATBWHATS SHE'S WEARING TO A moron INFESTED Q&A
prostitute
prostitute
prostitute
(I love it, I wanna marry her)
>"Reduced to floods of tears" over some guy telling you a story
Women should not be allowed to vote.
>i'm going to publicly force an emotional connection with this person and she'll have no choice but to reciprocate because i'm le heckin autistic
frick the frick off
WWBD?
Very good roastie impersonation
Emma stone footgays ate good with Poor Things
>Barbie
>Poor Things
footchads...is this our time?
>autistic
>can speak in front of a multitude
Holy crap, Bruce Melvin went out in public!?
Helped how? What movies?
I'M ACTING
post movie performance to secure the oscar
you guys fall for every silly propaganda play
actors are themselves in movies and act in real life, how many times do I have to tell you this obvious fact?
bomp
There isn't a single woman in the world who doesn't get instantly hotter by wearing tights.
Oops meant for:
i dont like her cheeks
I think Emma is really pretty
astounding how seemingly every piece of media in existence "saved my life" for some pathetic frick out there in the youtube comments. and now full blown adults are trauma dumping to Elmo on twitter and crying when the 'blues clues' guy gives them pandemic pep talks
nation of babies
I blame suburbs and comfort-culture
Teddy Roosevelt would cry about sports teams and sports "heroes". The infantilization of society has been going on for a long time.
Emma’s feet are relentless perfection.
This is the first time I've seen her convincingly cry since her acting is unironically mediocre
post your best stone gooning pic
Looks like Amber Heard when she recalled her dog getting stung by a bee
Fippidy bibiddi bop BEST POST
she's a real one
which one of you was it?