You old Gen X morons need to get over jackass, Steve-O and all that bullshit. You can't be in your 30s and 40s still imagining yourself as being some free wheeling skateboarding party boy. Everyone else of your age has grown up, gotten jobs, girlfriends, wives etc and you are just sitting here caring about these has beens
You old Gen X morons need to get over jackass, Steve-O and all that bullshit. You can't be in your 30s and 40s still imagining yourself as being some free wheeling skateboarding party boy. Everyone else of your age has grown up, gotten jobs, girlfriends, wives etc and you are just sitting here caring about these has beens
homie, you're just jealous because you are a 16 year old broccoli haired gay and didn't grow up with the amazing entertainment that was the jackass cinematic universe.
>If I were Bam I'd just live with Steve-o for a year.
i no longer drink or do drugs, but if i had to live with steve-o for a year i'd be earthrocking by day three, frick that homosexual.
Bam reminds me of Beavis where he's not really evil but he's so guilable and immature on top of being full-tilt stupid that you just have to suggest things to him and watch the fireworks.
With my $450/mo insurance plan that would be 20% co-insured until I hit my yearly maximum spend, so $12,500. I'd literally have to spend $12.5k out of pocket before my insurance company would do more than pitch in 20%. FRICK UNITED HEALTHCARE. I should get rid of insurance and just use the ER and never pay the bills, which is the right thing for anyone making less than $500,000/year to do in America IMO.
>That one Radio Bam episode where Bam talks with Chad from CKY about going to rehab >Chad tries to his best to make him look at the positive aspects of it >Bam complains like a child the entire time. Only agrees with Chad when it suits him.
It's so good.
I have a nephew that looks like this but he doesnt have the small palprebal fissures. Hes really moronic at times and then theres times where hes some fricking savant.
They are, but they are not open about it. Behind closed doors I would bet they drink themselves to sleep, they are not the brightest people.
Husband never had any formal education, the wife was some bawd that slept around and was pampered her whole life. They only got together when she was impregnated by him, it's a complete shit show of a life.
No hope
A four year old should know about 1,000 words, and be able to talk without this kind of stuttering.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZIGq_fo8dU/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Does anyone have the “LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND” rant??
Between the time when the oceans of piss drank West Chester, and the rise of the sons of Jackass, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Bam, destined to bear the israeliteeled crown of MTV upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of earth rocking!
*96 Quite Bitter Beings riff*
Feels good to see celebs with small dongs. I'm 5 inch erect and comically small soft and I can't last long either. My gf acts like it doesn't matter but I know it does
keep coping, he deserves an eternal victory lap
Bam was born in a trailer park in a shit podunk town and through sheer tyranny of will pulled himself by his element board to become the most famous man alive at one point
Bam is an astronaut
Imagine having all the time in the world and millions of dollars and acting like this. Goddamn you junkie sack of shit homosexual wet brained dead-beat dad homosexual.
You put your own family who did nothing but love you through absolute hell. You had opportunities 99.999% of population would kill for and you fricked it all up despite having SO MUCH HELP. Frick you. Seriously FRICK YOU.
You're a terrible father, husband, friend, son and human being in general. I hope you die in the slowest most painful way possible alone and miserable, you complete piece of DOG SHIT
Everyone here and in the media keeps making fun of him and asking "how long does he got?" meanwhile Bam is literally hanging out with tons of people, being constantly outside, in venues, in social gatherings, talking to people, connecting, linking up, he's literally living out there despite doing drugs and alcohol. What the hell does the average Cinemaphile poster or liberal tabloider have going on for them?
He made his new insta account and it gets 30k like nothing. Meanwhile nobody gives a shit about anything any of us has to say.
1000x more watchable than whatever product Steve-O is shilling today.
CKY 5 JUST DROPPED!!
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Dont understand a thing this homie is saying, but love every second of it
Earthrocking will never die, suck it homeowners!
You old Gen X morons need to get over jackass, Steve-O and all that bullshit. You can't be in your 30s and 40s still imagining yourself as being some free wheeling skateboarding party boy. Everyone else of your age has grown up, gotten jobs, girlfriends, wives etc and you are just sitting here caring about these has beens
what has you mad today zoom zoom
I'll hold down the fort as a NEET, Mr. Boomer
You talk like a gay and your shits all moronic
When youre older you’ll realize that successful people have all day to shitpost on weeb forums and earthrock
I'm 30 year old late millenial, i just find this hilarious as frick. I think that at his heart of hearts, bam does too.
30 years old is a young millennial. Zoomers are in their mid twenties right now.
HOMEOWNER DETECTED IN AN EARTHROCKER THREAD
homie, you're just jealous because you are a 16 year old broccoli haired gay and didn't grow up with the amazing entertainment that was the jackass cinematic universe.
t. 32 year old boomer
Gen x doesn't use Cinemaphile. Facebook is Cinemaphile for gen x
Some of us got lost on the way to farmville
NEET earthrocker here, in my mind its still the 2000s, frick you frick everybody frick the world
one day i am gonna go to japan and party so hard it will be remebered for all of time
Is it even possible for Bam to just shut the frick up, stop drinking/doing drugs and lay low for a while?
He could probably manage 1/3 at any given time at best
TEN FEET WIDE
when did Jonah Feldstein and Fats Margera hook up?
He’s roughly in the right here
He is. I think ideally the best thing is to get clean for a long time, like a year. Then try to sort shit out. But, I dont know if he can.
The smoking meth or crack thing till he can see his son that he posted didnt help his cause.
If I were Bam I'd just live with Steve-o for a year.
>If I were Bam I'd just live with Steve-o for a year.
i no longer drink or do drugs, but if i had to live with steve-o for a year i'd be earthrocking by day three, frick that homosexual.
I FEEL LIKE IM BAM!
but really, can Bam go 5 minutes without b***hing and moaning?
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Just discovered Bam in an ASMR chiropractic video
from the catalog, he vaguely looks like Gene Hackman
I definitely see it but that's an odd way to say thumbnail.
20 frickin laser beams
lima nuts
We will NEVER stop earthrocking
Kek. Sometimes I just want drink Whiteclaw barefoot in a gas station parking lot at 8:00 in the morning.
Can't stop the EARTHROCK
I've done that numerous times and it always leads to me passing out as I go back home or going back a few hours later to do it again
lel
phil looking thin these days
>booze vent
Should be a piss vent
his stream of consciousness rants are genuinely kino, he's like a wordsmith
quads and he hangs himself
>My hearts growing thin
>Feel like the hollow man
Ville and Bam linked up, sneed it or keep it?
Bam reminds me of Beavis where he's not really evil but he's so guilable and immature on top of being full-tilt stupid that you just have to suggest things to him and watch the fireworks.
That’s pretty accurate
he fricked jessica simpson
never found jessica simpson attractive. kinda 4/10 woman
Same. Generic 00s blonde with deer in headlights bimbo look was never attractive to me.
for me it was fat jessica.
Beautiful
I CALLED THE OLYMPICS AND THEY SAID THIS WAS FRICKED
BEWARE
IM BAM MARGERA
AND IM GONNA BE SLAPPING MY MOMS ASS ALL DAY TODAY
Let him have his own mind!
Boys... I'm starting to feel like Bam...
Schizophrenic?
Go admit yourself to a mental ward.
You are not invited to the skate park I'm building in Iceland
Probably blows, like Bam.
With my $450/mo insurance plan that would be 20% co-insured until I hit my yearly maximum spend, so $12,500. I'd literally have to spend $12.5k out of pocket before my insurance company would do more than pitch in 20%. FRICK UNITED HEALTHCARE. I should get rid of insurance and just use the ER and never pay the bills, which is the right thing for anyone making less than $500,000/year to do in America IMO.
Do it nerd, theres hordes of illegals already doing it and they dont give a frick.
>he doesn’t know about the play as bam in real life code
normies unironically get castrated and then mentally lobotomized if a man with a paper says so
YOUR NOT A PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER STEVE-O
YOU DONT GET TO JUST FRICKING PUT YOUR NAME ON A SKATEBOARD AND SELL IT.
These threads are normally pretty good, but this one is shit. STEP IT UP homosexualS
I work at the hospital Bam stayed in. We upgraded his status from gnarly to minging. He seemed pleased with this news.
>That one Radio Bam episode where Bam talks with Chad from CKY about going to rehab
>Chad tries to his best to make him look at the positive aspects of it
>Bam complains like a child the entire time. Only agrees with Chad when it suits him.
It's so good.
link NOW
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I wonder what % of Cinemaphile is legit faceblind
I have a nephew that looks like this but he doesnt have the small palprebal fissures. Hes really moronic at times and then theres times where hes some fricking savant.
are his parents drunks?
They are, but they are not open about it. Behind closed doors I would bet they drink themselves to sleep, they are not the brightest people.
Husband never had any formal education, the wife was some bawd that slept around and was pampered her whole life. They only got together when she was impregnated by him, it's a complete shit show of a life.
>4 years old
>Can’t talk
Yes, but can he skateboard?
Naw dog, fetal alcohol syndrome.
No hope
A four year old should know about 1,000 words, and be able to talk without this kind of stuttering.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZIGq_fo8dU/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Does anyone have the “LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND” rant??
And what of good Novakius?
Between the time when the oceans of piss drank West Chester, and the rise of the sons of Jackass, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Bam, destined to bear the israeliteeled crown of MTV upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of earth rocking!
*96 Quite Bitter Beings riff*
OH N-
Oh frick yeah
Imagine getting a womb tattoo as a man
imagine talking about another man's tats while not being a complete homosexual
Calm down, Bam.
You can't expect to get a groin tat as a dude and have it escape comment, my man.
The size explains why he felt comfortable getting a femboy tattoo
You guys, maybe he is fricking his life up because he can't accept that he's trans
lets see nicky's tacklebox
I bet she liked it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>cut
No wonder hes deranged.
Looking kinda half-cut tbf
respectable flaccid penis size
Buddy that's a small wiener even for flaccid.
You oughta know.
I should know, I'm an earthrocker
Feels good to see celebs with small dongs. I'm 5 inch erect and comically small soft and I can't last long either. My gf acts like it doesn't matter but I know it does
Kek he's a like a hobo madman yelling at the sky at this point
Water rockers
Indigo
Delta
Namor
Pay attention to the feathered rock.
Bam is really living the best life
I think April is hot
I'd love to frick her bumhole
this guys is a fricking turd. being a man and making tiktok videos. pathetic douche
your a homosexual bam. I hope you read this
There are unironically too many Homowners in this thread tbh
>Homowners
WHERE IS THIS FROM
you tell me bonerboy
What kind of earthrocker are you?
>LET'S GET GAY
Always gets me
Going to take a walk now while earthrocking on opiates and booze
I'm going to get shit faced and try to shoot the new rats that appeared in my garden recently
based
BASED
Bam still got it
Not based at all
Earthrocking is vodka over pussy every time
A true Byronic figure would choose both.
>Captian
You think Bam ever realized that he misspelled it? I like to think that he is blissfully unaware.
Steve-O brought it up to him in one of his podcasts
Why is Steve such a lame buzzkill? Is this how he coped with trying to be Bam's friend?
What was Bam's response?
His original account was @captiancreamstain
you're full of shit
Hey, frick you.
Got a job interview tommorow. Any advices for earthrockers that have to get up early?
Edibles before dinner.
thenks
I wonder if he uses a condom
I wear a condom to pee like a real earthrocker
Only homowners use that gay shit.
Can Cinemaphile all day as a lifestyle be considered earthrocking
Depends on how many hours Andrew Stranberg spends on here
it's very very sad when a man peaks in high school. bam should just get out of public sight and stop embracing himself
keep coping, he deserves an eternal victory lap
Bam was born in a trailer park in a shit podunk town and through sheer tyranny of will pulled himself by his element board to become the most famous man alive at one point
Bam is an astronaut
maybe if someone embraced him he wouldnt need to embrace himself, too many men go through life without even a hello from people.
He talks like the methed out girls you see in the 711 parking lots.
Bless!
He was such a cutie
>was
more entertaining than the last jackass movie
Imagine having all the time in the world and millions of dollars and acting like this. Goddamn you junkie sack of shit homosexual wet brained dead-beat dad homosexual.
You put your own family who did nothing but love you through absolute hell. You had opportunities 99.999% of population would kill for and you fricked it all up despite having SO MUCH HELP. Frick you. Seriously FRICK YOU.
You're a terrible father, husband, friend, son and human being in general. I hope you die in the slowest most painful way possible alone and miserable, you complete piece of DOG SHIT
Redemption Arc? I hope Bam takes people to court.
I thought this was the frick her right in the pussy guy. Frick Bam Margera, thats who I want a life update on.
He's not /ourguy/. He's a fricking loser who beat the shit out people like you at school.
Cuck
How much longer does he have?
We're talking quantum time
People like Bam are like wienerroaches. He'll be earthrocking into his 90s.
LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN MIND SIGN THE FRICKING CONTRACT
what are some earthrockers through history?
Tarrare
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.
Aleister Crowley
Is Amandla Stenberg an earthrocker?
buy an ad homosexual
Charles schwab is an earthrocker
It's a cry for help. A uh, 15 year cry for help.
>Earn that forty
whatchu know about earth rockin? probably nothin
ape was bein weak
What would happen if Bam hooked up with Chris Chan to hang out for a week with a camera crew?
Just imagining Chris Chan's voice makes me chuckle. I don't know if I could handle it.
Everyone here and in the media keeps making fun of him and asking "how long does he got?" meanwhile Bam is literally hanging out with tons of people, being constantly outside, in venues, in social gatherings, talking to people, connecting, linking up, he's literally living out there despite doing drugs and alcohol. What the hell does the average Cinemaphile poster or liberal tabloider have going on for them?
He made his new insta account and it gets 30k like nothing. Meanwhile nobody gives a shit about anything any of us has to say.
It’s not fair bros he was supposed to give me WHAT I NEED
I wanna make a earthrocker half life svencoop map
Pls post more bam pics especially his bizarre drawn Instagram pics of crazy gross stunt ideas for jackass pls
He’s literally living the dream, never stop earth rocking