"Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?"

"Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?"

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you allowed me to work from home this wouldn't be happening

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO WAY MY FINGERS ARE MADE OF BUTTER!?!??! *licks his fingers*

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A A A, you didn't say the magic word

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a double ontondra

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ontandra
      based Black person. hope you enjoy dinner at All of Garden

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turned into dino shit
    buttery indeed

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he so mean to his son?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a reddit theory

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aren't you a billionaire or something? Yet you recruited me, don't blame me for your shortcomings, boomer

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird product placement

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3rho1Hi.jpg

      "Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?"

      Don't have a cow, man!

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood was he really his dad? If so why was he so mean to him. Because he was fat?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Hammond paid him a lot money, but he was lazy. Nedry says he bid low to get the job because others with his skill set would want more. Hammond was "mean" because he wanted Nedry to be working, and instead he was always asking for more money. He also was getting money from Dodgson

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But was his father?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he was not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hammond undersold the job which is why Nedry accepted it at the price. Once Nedry got on site and did the work he realized that Hammond fricked him.
        Nedry was a dumbass but Hammond was in the wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The father-son story is an often overlooked substory running throughout the Jurassic Park plot. Hammond’s conversation with Dr. Sattler in the dining room reveals the extent of the sexual abuse of Nedry by an au pair when Hammond was away building his fortune and always too busy to take his son’s claims seriously. Nedry’s only way to protect himself was with food, becoming so fat that he would appear unattractive to his abuser. Increasingly at odds with one another, Hammond sent Nedry away to computer camp where he would get into fights and steal other kids’ food. He especially liked to steal Butterfingers, which is why that line from Hammond in the film is so hurtful

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What show?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chili with sea bass in it is a valid meal, you can all go frick off

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for some reason it is impossible for me to differentiate between roles when it comes to the main seinfeld cast. I keep thinking that this is just them doing stuff in between episodes. it works so well.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Twix, the candy bar with the cookie crunch

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they had an entire IT staff and not just one guy doing all the work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?! You mean like every other zoo and park in existence? And not even just the theme parks like Disney and Six Flags... even municipal parks with playgrounds and soccer fields have full time IT staff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        well either way it wouldn't matter since Nedry had the passwords and such. The staff wouldn't help really

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hammond barely wanted to pay Nedry, why would he pay a whole staff?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do have other people working in IT like Arnold, but most of them already left because of the storm.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book Nedry has an entire firm and IT team that he owns and operates, but he's the only one actually allowed to visit the park for on site IT due to the secretive nature of InGen. Also InGen has it's own IT people but they aren't specialists in systems operations and programming or networking, just competent enough to set up the hardware but not competent enough to wright the software it runs on.

      They do have other people working in IT like Arnold, but most of them already left because of the storm.

      Arnold is a manager, not an IT guy. He's responsible for making sure everything runs smoothly with the staff and monitors the operations of the park. He knows enough about IT to keep the system running but, like above, is not an IT expert.

      Hammond undersold the job which is why Nedry accepted it at the price. Once Nedry got on site and did the work he realized that Hammond fricked him.
      Nedry was a dumbass but Hammond was in the wrong.

      InGen originally put out a contract to do the phone system. Nedry lowballed because his firm was low on cash and he thought it would be a quick and easy job. Once he started working on the project InGen started demanding all kinds of additional work and software for operating everything from the doors to the fences and feeding machines. One of the things about JP that's emphasized in the book is that literally everything is automated as much as possible because Hammond didn't want to have to pay a huge ass staff. They used the threat of ND agreements and litigation to essentially force Nedry to wright the software that runs everything in the park for free when he thought he was just doing the phones. Not only that, but they wouldn't actually tell Nedry specific details of what they needed due to all the secrecy and so nothing actually works the way it should and there are thousands of bugs. The only reason they even let Nedry physically travel to the park was because it was the only way to fix all this.

      Nedry was in the wrong for low balling the contract, but Hammond and InGen were infinitely more in the wrong by essentially threatening to bankrupt and ruin Nedry if he refused to do millions of dollars in free work.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    g-giddy up

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes.
    >Oh. Well, carry on then.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this was considered morbidly obese back in the 90's

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