Out of all of them, who should she date?
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Out of all of them, who should she date?
Out of all of them, who should she date?
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Johnny is the most decent, and double d seems too gay.
>Johnny is the most decent
Are you fricking stupid?
Well, besides double d, which i already brushed off. Ed is too destructive. Why is this something to question my intelligence over? It’s a shitty cartoon.
Then why are you bothering to answer a hypothetical that you don't care about you tard?
That was rhetorical, you dumbass moron.
The only schizo posts. These posters are seething for the most trivial shit.
Another to add to the collection
Adding another. This one blatantly makes up something my posts never implied
Adding more. This post is just pure moronation
Dunno about you, but I'm having fun with it
That one sperg who kept talking about how he wishes he could rape my house and burn down my mother was hilarious
We can do this allllll night kek
plank is writing these.
Clearly
So what made you decide to spend your entire day role playing as a mentally ill Johnny in an EEE thread?
>as a mentally ill Johnny
so basically johnny then?
>Johnny is the most decent
I wish I could rip off your intestines and tie them like a noose and hang you with it.
>Johnny is the most decent
Dude literally has a fricking plank of wood he talks to
Johnny is a schizo, there was a whole sideplot in one of the later episodes where he thought Nazz was racist against wood and tried to kill her
We know you're ugly anon. Stop projecting your fantasies through Johhny. You will never get the pretty girl.
this is the post the killed the schizo. Good job anon, you made him kill himself.
Considering Johnny becomes the villain at the end of the show.
>Johnny is the most decent
Plank hands typed his.
>he didn't watch the movie
Your mom should have swallowed you.
Lmao how mad are you? Insults that are true really hurt at the core don't they, dumbo?
Tell your dreams to a plank of wood, Johnny-tard.
I hope you're just a sad, weird fedora-wearing fat kid and not the creepy autist you come across as.
He was dating his bike.
This was about to be archived you dickhead
Do something about it, homo.
and?
How about you move the frick on you dope?
Nah
This thread is too cringe to got out like that.
>Why is this something to question my intelligence over
Because you went full moron about fricking Jonny from EEnE of all things
> Because you went full moron about fricking Jonny from EEnE of all things
Notice how that happened after I made that post?
Any more of those Duke Nukem quotes, I'm fricking dying
Honestly I'm in favor of Ed for this, it's the most interesting pairing for her and I've seen some cute fanart for it too
He’s a destructive fricking idiot and you’re fricking moronic for thinking this is a good pairing. Frick you.
I'd argue Ed is probably the one she'd be most compatible with. I can see both of them as stoners.
Kevin is the ex she b***hes to everyone about.
Who the frick posts like this? What the frick is wrong with you?
I've always seen her as on/off with Kevin then eventually married to Eddy then divorced and single for basically the rest of her life.
Are you having an episode?
No? I could just change the channel you fricking idiot
Double D, probably.
>Genuinely a nice guy (Eddy's an butthole and Kevin's a douche)
>A bit awkward but still has social skills (Ed is Ed, Johnny is an annoying weirdo who spends most of his time talking to a piece of wood)
>Shows interests in other's hobbies when hanging out
>Polite and respectful
>A bit of a sensitive side
>Mature for his age
>Often the voice of reason
>Pretty much willing to help anyone who asks for his assistance
>IncrEDibly smart
>Can build anything out of nothing
>Sick pedal steel guitar skills
edd > eddy>= kevin> ed
sums up why double d is the top boy here.
then there's eddy who has baggage that's mostly been resolved at the movie
Kevin could be on par with eddy, but i always got the vibe that he likes the idea of nazz and not her specifically
ed becoming a big shot in the future makes me think he'll have more options and see nazz as that hot girl that peaked early
i dont think johnny merits an explanation or consideration, no offense johnny
Gangbanged
I think post-movie Eddy would treat her okay
this is a lot meaner than usual for an ed edd n eddy thread.
What do you expect? We have an underagegay's first edgy thread posts
I just don’t like being called stupid for no good reason
It's a good reason for us you stupid b***h, who cares how you feel.
Would you prefer being called a moron?
Yeah I don't think there's been an EEnE thread this violent before
Reminder that after the movie, the Eds were accepted into the group and Johnny was kicked out as the creepy weird kid.
No one gives a shit.
why it took the whole show for them to realize he was the weird spazoid and cast him out still boggles my mind. especially because the generation of kids this show was based on was especially brutal sped kids like johnny
Frick off
I dont know whats worse, you being this butthurt or having johnny as your self insert KEK
> having johnny as your self insert
Why do you make stuff up? You guys are schizos obsessed with the same shit 90s cartoon you refuse to move past. Your brain is rotting and you refuse to admit it.
>no ur all the schizos
>how dare you talk about old cartoons on fricking Cinemaphile
Johnny seems to be really mad tonight
Also gotta love said moron was perfectly fine talking about this old show until he made a braindead take
Kevin, then Double D in high school, then she leaves the town and marries a college sweetheart.
Why did Ed do it?
The answer is obvious.
In terms of "should", Double D is the answer, and this is true even if you replaced Nazz with any other girl. Double D is nearly the only good option around. Maybe only Rolf is as good, but he's probably only into girls from the old country.
The biggest obstacle with Double D is he is probably the least assertive boy in the cul de sac, even less than Jimmy. And coupled with the fact that Nazz is the least assertive girl in the cul de sac, it's probably the least likely to happen. Nazz would wait for him to make a move only for him to end up whisked away to a rape cave by a Kanker or Sarah.
Damn finally a fun schizo thread. They're usually just degenerate or racist in a cringe way.
What's with the Johnny hate?
Not every person with a cognitive disability has a violent breaking point but this one clearly reached theirs.
Not 18
Not allowed to post here, your edgy replies only make it more obvious
Edd, because he has 2 D's.
posting aforementioned cute art of Ed/Nazz
reminder that ed is canonically hung like a horse according to the art the VAs saw everytime they walked into AKA
what art? And this was displayed in the office for anyone to see?
Ain't that cute.
Are we having Edds for breakfast?
Kevin > Double D > Eddy > Ed > Jonny
Expressed actual romantic interest in Kevin in the movie, before Kevin fricked it all up by lusting after his bike
Kissed Double D before, and in the school prom episode he was her second choice for a dancing partner after Kevin
Won't hesitate to tell Eddy off if he's being a dick, but she's occasionally finds him funny and she kissed him in the movie
Is probably the most respectful towards Ed besides Double D, and has gotten him involved in random stuff out of goodwill(like the school mascot episode) but has never shown any romantic interest in him
Flat out rejected Jonny the one time he tried to make a move
Eddy and Nazz is a complicated subject. I felt early on she saw Eddy as a kid, see the babysitter episode.
Nazz also does have this girl nextdoor, where she started genuinely nice to Eddy in the Christmas episode. Unfortunately eddy messed that up
Marie.
Out of the whole cast: Rolf.
People actually interested in her: none, she should run.
>Rolf does not love you, Nazz girl.