Out of desperation, failed climber Meghan Markle paid WME (Ari Emanuel) to bring back her acting career.

Out of desperation, failed climber Meghan Markle paid WME (Ari Emanuel) to bring back her acting career. Suddenly you see everywhere that "Everyone's watching Suits again". See how fricking fake things are? Even main news organizations have their quirky little articles about "Suits is really big now, so is it good?". They don't give a frick it's not real. They don't even think to check.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See how fricking fake things are?
    billions must die.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is she a failed climber? She's married to literal royalty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he stepped down from royal duties. He's a nobody in all but name now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The enemies of England would still achieve a massive win if they assassinated him. It would be England's 9/11.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine actually believing this. no one would care

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      to former royalty which is precisely how she failed. The proposition was to be a transatlantic luminary, part UK royal and part hollywood. But the Queen told them to frick off and harry got butt hurt and decided he can't stand being famous at all and she has to pretend to him that she too is trying to "escape" fame when it's the thing she wants most haha

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she really wants fame, she should leak a raunchy sex tape with an old boyfriend. Something really hardcore.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why 'old'?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            King Charles might take them back if he got to hit it a few times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That didn't go very well, she got them kicked out of the Royal family.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol he's no longer royalty and he's only known as the kid whose dad isn't his father. she'll throw him aside when she can claim abuse in a media-appropriate way.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard she paid some people

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guerilla marketing shit works wonders cause I know two people that have mentioned watching that show recently.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly her marketing ploy has not worked international, as I live on Australia and have never heard of this chick or the TV show.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twf this guy managed to get a half in half out arrangement

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They don't give a frick it's not real. They don't even think to check.
    Yep, see http://www.paulgraham.com/submarine.html
    >Why do the media keep running stories saying suits are back? Because PR firms tell them to. One of the most surprising things I discovered during my brief business career was the existence of the PR industry, lurking like a huge, quiet submarine beneath the news. Of the stories you read in traditional media that aren't about politics, crimes, or disasters, more than half probably come from PR firms.
    >The main reason PR firms exist is that reporters are lazy. Or, to put it more nicely, overworked. Really they ought to be out there digging up stories for themselves. But it's so tempting to sit in their offices and let PR firms bring the stories to them. After all, they know good PR firms won't lie to them.
    Probably too many words for the average zoomie but that goes into why you see big news sites talk about shit like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      in most cases yes but there's also my local government news which has silly 20 year old writers who don't read pr releases they just superficially make note of tik tok trends without knowing that that trend is a paid trend

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Industries lie
      First day on earth alien-kun?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried electric shock therapy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAAHA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone show him that small scene she had in the 90210 revival where she's blowing someone in a car.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good point. I was finding it weird how there were these sudden
    >Hey remember suits?
    >Hey wasn't suits such a great time capsule? Didn't it chart the 2010s perfectly?

    And it's like who the frick cared about suits until this astroturfing. I saw you jackasses talking more about nip-tuck or the one that's basically marky-mark - entourage that's it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why is Suits more popular than ever all of a sudden?

      I've honestly never seen an episode, did it have good ratings?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did it have good ratings?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what social media are you kids being spammed by? this is the only place i've seen suits mentioned for years. so obviously they're adverising on the right place, to have it leak here for free.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon, you are advertising while b***hing about advertising. This chick is a literal who, why you bringing her up

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > you are advertising while b***hing about advertising
      literally not even one of those things is correct

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why is Suits more popular than ever all of a sudden?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the situation is most likely the bird box op. below forced virality is fictional virality - you pay some very low tier syndicated local news, to repeat what netflix themselves will say, that a lot of people are watching a thing. It's not true, it didn't go viral, you just say that it did. But then after a few people see that 'soo many other people are doing it' they will do it and it may grow a modest audience

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Netflix had the pilot playing automatically on its main page.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My idiot brother in law dropped his career in physiotherapy to go back to uni and complete a 5 year law degree, just because he thought this show was cool. He wanted to be the big swinging dick lawyer in a suit sitting in bars that all the chicks like, and all the men envy.

    He's a lawyer now, and bored as frick. Can't believe my sister just supported him while he did it.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next step is her very public, very messy divorce and subsequent trilogy of books exposing the royal family

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