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Gaan status?
gaaned
It's all gaan wrong
GAANdemonium
: WE
Kanker
Was there ever an audio recording of the guy saying Gaan? I only remember seeing a transcript.
there's no audio, just the transcript
>what do you get when you cross the Joker with the Dark Knight Rises?
holy based
how's that based you fricking mong. He ended up killing himself and 500+ other people, that's not based, that's fricking moronic
You wouldn't get it.
Now that the dust has settler who was in the gaan here?
You think Gaan got his high status doing it by the book?
Naan, the no-nonsense cavalier attitude is what made him the greatest pilot in the airline of that day.
Had he not have gaaned, He would not have been in that seat in the first place. The time-space continuum would need to be completely shifted to prevent that accident.
>so chad that the airline tries to locate you to help investigate your own death
Pan-am did nothing wrong. Mr Gaan and the tower were both in the gaan.
The fog
>is he clear, that honey bee?
>oh yes
Do they like jazz?
>is he clear, that honey bee?
>oh yes
BEEEGAAAAN
Imagine being such an alpha pilot that the company you worked arranged you as crash investigator for the accident you caused
For me it's the big guy himself
is that a parody of the german commercial pilot that took the whole airplane down with him in his suicide?
Yes.
According to the black box, the pilot was trying to break the door down with an axe just before impact
The greatest baneposter to ever live
The craziest thing is that frame 9525 of TDKR is exactly when the plane scene starts
No it doesn't, that would be over six minutes into the film.
this is probably the greatest thing to ever happen
the fricking unrelated roof picture that looks like Bane was the icing on the cake
Thats how "meme" magic works, main purpose of Cinemaphile
Swear to fricking god the town nearby also had a restaurant/bar called "For you"
>was there for these threads
>it was 7 years ago already
fricks sake
Witnessed
Also same. It was such a great week
WE GAAN
MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX
LEWIS KWAB
It's gaaning time
What were his last thoughts?
"crashing this plane with no survivors"
GA GA OH LA LA-AAH
WE GA, GA-A-AAN
GA GA OH LA LA-AAH
READY FOR TAKEOFF
Me dood.
Wat nou?
VALHALLAH, I AM COMING
he was probably thinking about weed or having anal sex with girls like any self-respecting dutchman
>But I'm KLM's Superstar. Things like this can't happen to me.
>Ga ga ga gaan, ga ga ga gaan, hey eyeeyy, goodbye
>the fire rises
but let's try to have survivors this time there's been so much death and destruction
I still cannot fathom that such an experienced pilot would do such a reckless thing
>wants to leave in order not let his flight hours run out
>wastes additional time refueling
Hmm
He was gambling on having to wait longer and if he refueled on tenerife he could save time later.
>not let his flight hours run out
Can someone explain this to me? Im not to familiar with "flight hours" or "his status" that was going to be ruined
Pilots have a limited amount of hours that they can spend on flight time before they are forced to take a break. This system is a double edged sword, on one hand, it should prevent pilots from making too many hours, get tired, frick up and crash (which has happend before) but on the other hand, it creates circumstances in which the pilots rush things in order to complete the total flight before their allocated flight hours run out and then need to force the passengers and crew for a costly overnight delay.
He was a superstar pilot of KLM airlines
pilots in the 70s were rock stars instead of the glorified bus drivers they are today
He was being very unprofessional this day, but they asked for it.
THAT IDIOT'S COMING
WE GAAN
>the Pan Am captain said, "There he is!" when he spotted the KLM's landing lights through the fog
>You're assigned a seat on a DC-10
should i watch the air crash investigation episode of this?
>Beginning of the episode
>No interviews from crew or passengers
>It's a rouge pilot drops a nuke to starting WWIII episode
>A rouge pilot
>rouge pilot
>rouge
I always knew those damn commies would start it!
I don't count it as a mispelling, becaue french people and their language is not real.
9/11 btfo
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREET
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO
>we gaan
what did he mean?
>We're gonna crash this franchise with no survivors
>two children from KLM were lost at the terminal
>got dragged back to the plane
He really meant the no survivors part
Memes and jokes aside. Was he fricking stupid. Suicidal or so arrogant he thought fricking with planes with people's lives at stake was a good idea?
I'd think a pilot would understand not to take risks with planes that size. So was he just stupid or ?
It was a mixture of impatience, bad comms due to weather and a moronic tower who used non-standard phrasing. He thought the runway was clear and he had permission to leave.
>boomers got to smoke in-flight
>delicious meals
>planes were half empty and you'd never sit near someone
>get to watch a movie even on short flights
>security was just a simple metal detector and firm handshake
Where did it all go so wrong? I was on a flight just last week, first time flying in a few years thanks to covid, and it's fricking horrible. Crammed in 3 across on both sides, barely enough room to even move my legs. Security was constantly pulling old white dudes out of the line and dragging them off to some side interrogation room. Can't even have a smoke in the fricking terminal anymore. As soon as you get on the plane they have the stewards shilling their credit cards and pay-per-minute wifi and trying to sell you a lunchable for $18.
Flying used to cost a fortune.
These days shit like Ryanair is just a flying bus, but I've paid less for flights to Italy than I have for a taxi home after a night out.
I would pay more for less hassle if I had to fly somewhere.
Even first class on regular planes is still shit because you have to wait for the unwashed masses to board the plane and sit down and store all their luggage in the bins. Then the stewards come around and make sure they have their purses and backpacks actually under the seat... God, what a nightmare. It's $30 to check a bag, is that really breaking the travel budget for a typical person?
The companies that didn't rush to the bottom of the market got fricked for it, at least on short haul.
Backpacks have things you might want during the flight. Also items in case they lose your bag which happens. Also if you're traveling light you can get going faster than waiting in the baggage line. Stop being an entitled baby thinking everyone is on Your time.
I'm not complaining about bringing a bag on board my brother, I'm complaining about people bringing on a suitcase and backpack and some other bag of crap and suddenly it takes them way longer to put all that shit up. Multiply that by 200 and now my flight is delayed 45 minutes.
>Also if you're traveling light
Let's be real. It's not "travelling light" it's "travelling cheap".
Used to fly between two cities in Europe as a kid in the early 90s and the flights were literally like 600$ per person
Gee, that pandemic sure pushed the profit margin of those airline companies.
I flew a decade ago and got free beer on air china free movies in flight infotainment blankets and weird spray shit (delousing) when we touched down in eu
Little did I know it was all Downhill holy frick I could not imagine flying now
All long haul flights on non low cost companies have free drinks and alcohol what are you on about, you can even get them on emirates
You still get that shit on any reputable airline, stop whining like a little baby
>mfw my copilot is an incel
>I'm the problem
Kino
Thoughts on Andreas Prodromou? Where does he rank in the air memery lore?
He was (almost) a hero. RIP
>The 1992 El Al Bijlmer crash: a cover-up of a chemical inferno?
https://electronicintifada.net/content/1992-el-al-bijlmer-crash-cover-chemical-inferno/5250
why are israelites like this bros?
weet ik
What the frick was his problem?