Well it only got 3.7m viewers in the UK, usually the 2nd biggest market for western media, meaning it must have been watched by an absolute frick ton of 3rd worldies instead
The numbers are Netflix's biggest asspull. Truth is CAOS mogged this sad excuse for a show in a time when the viewer count wasn't made up to calm shareholders
tie a heavy rock to your legs and jump into the ocean
this is admittance that Kiki is so much superior that all you can do is hope that she one day silently disappears but it never happens and she keeps on winning
Can you not clearly tell she abruptly started looking different a few years ago, clearly from some insane diet and face work? Or do you honestly think she looks the same/better?
She lost a dangerous amount of weight and has a heroin addict hairstyle. Of course she looks different but it doesn't put me off. She's still cute but also older
Haven’t seen the show but will this win any awards?
Betting sites have Wednesday at 40:1 odds to win the Emmys for best Comedy series, meanwhile Ted Lasso is the front runner by far at 1.5:1 and has won before but nobody talks about that show.
I watched it last week. It was pretty good, like gothic harry potter. Burton shouldve directed the whole thing instead of just half. The finale was kind of a letdown
The numbers are Netflix's biggest asspull. Truth is CAOS mogged this sad excuse for a show in a time when the viewer count wasn't made up to calm shareholders
i kneel
Every wednesday thread has the exact same people posting the exact same moronic things
As Addams Family fan, this show sucked. I’m giving Ortega a break because she didn’t approve of shit writing, like stupid love triangle. I hated whole Hogwarts rip off school. Whole point of Addams Family is they were cooks but thought everyone else was weirdos. Having Wednesday in a school with werewolves and sirens and shit defeats the whole purpose. It’s obvious this was a different show shoehorned Wednesday and Addams Family IP to sell it
if pic related is correct, then something could have 100 million hours viewed because 50 million people watched the first two episodes and then turned it off. this metric deliberately hides how many people actually finish watching a series, and is only a good measure of how much hype it had before/upon release, but not a good measure of how audiences actually responded to it once it came out.
snood
there is no way anyone is attracted to this creature, i know everyone here is pretending
Why are you so mean?
I don't like Jenny's Wednesday, but her & Olivia Rodrigo do it for me
i bow
are pajeets even really people though?
handsome squidward
Well it only got 3.7m viewers in the UK, usually the 2nd biggest market for western media, meaning it must have been watched by an absolute frick ton of 3rd worldies instead
Imagine being watched by 250 million people.
i kneel
I did not hate it and Jenna Ortega is a cute.
The numbers are Netflix's biggest asspull. Truth is CAOS mogged this sad excuse for a show in a time when the viewer count wasn't made up to calm shareholders
slit your throat
be brown somewhere else and take the show with you
swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and die
frick your repeating threads
frick snood
and frick that mexican granite jaw
at least have the courtesy to post cute women for a change you bum
jump off a tall building and explode your guts onto the side walk
put a shotgun in your mouth and paint the walls with your brain
drink drano
I watched this show after Wednesday and holy shit the woke shit in it was unbearable.
slide down a 10 ft. razor blade
this is admittance that Kiki is so much superior that all you can do is hope that she one day silently disappears but it never happens and she keeps on winning
Can you not clearly tell she abruptly started looking different a few years ago, clearly from some insane diet and face work? Or do you honestly think she looks the same/better?
She lost a dangerous amount of weight and has a heroin addict hairstyle. Of course she looks different but it doesn't put me off. She's still cute but also older
reminder - this user actually reports people on Cinemaphile
I wish she still looked like this, got too skinny and had work done on her. Anya did the same thing too, idk wtf is going on in Hollywood.
there is a reason that janny rarely posts her recent images.
do they still count anyone who watches the first 30 seconds or so of a single episode as a “view?” kek
That's youtube. Netflix does total hours viewed then divides it.
Completely non-abusable system. They punch a manipulated number into the database anyway. Snood loses and squidward goes back under the sea
slit your throat
Not the anon you're replying to but is this like a thing people say in your country?
fall face first into rusted nails that are sharp point up
do this
>dat meltdown
tie a heavy rock to your legs and jump into the ocean
Cinemaphile only watched because of snood until jenna's papi webm was spread around and Cinemaphile thought yes i will watch your show
Jenna Ortega is the single greatest LATINX actress of All Time.
>t. zoomer who doesn’t know about Jessica Alba
waifugays arent people
I agree. They're goblins.
i watched it for snood hoping shed be barefoot at SOME point but was disappointed.
Haven’t seen the show but will this win any awards?
Betting sites have Wednesday at 40:1 odds to win the Emmys for best Comedy series, meanwhile Ted Lasso is the front runner by far at 1.5:1 and has won before but nobody talks about that show.
Shitskins aren't people
I watched it last week. It was pretty good, like gothic harry potter. Burton shouldve directed the whole thing instead of just half. The finale was kind of a letdown
Wouldn't crackstone have to kill himself by his own standards?
I never realized that her name was Wednesday as a reference to witches performing magic on Wednesday
her name is wednesday because she was born on a friday
Can JK Rowling sue? Shit was just genderbender harry potter
Can literally every author ever sue Rowling then?
????????????
I know its Cinemaphile but can you frickers at least think before you post a little?
Not even the best latina
I'm amazed she even had a career after she let a dude pee in her eye let alone became a star
Every wednesday thread has the exact same people posting the exact same moronic things
what did they both mean by this?
she's essentially naked here
we are all two clothes away from being naked all the time
gross
Frick you I wear a speedsuit & nothing else
I watched an episode, she can't act for shit. Absolutely pedestrian.
Couldn't even finish episode 1, the show is utter crap with forced diversity on top of it
Wednesday? More like WednesGAY because this trash is for wienersucking homosexuals
>watching two cute girls is... le gay?
Maybe he meant WednesLesbian?
I checked some stats website thing and it said Squid Games and Stranger Things Season 4 both had more viewing hours than this.
As Addams Family fan, this show sucked. I’m giving Ortega a break because she didn’t approve of shit writing, like stupid love triangle. I hated whole Hogwarts rip off school. Whole point of Addams Family is they were cooks but thought everyone else was weirdos. Having Wednesday in a school with werewolves and sirens and shit defeats the whole purpose. It’s obvious this was a different show shoehorned Wednesday and Addams Family IP to sell it
if pic related is correct, then something could have 100 million hours viewed because 50 million people watched the first two episodes and then turned it off. this metric deliberately hides how many people actually finish watching a series, and is only a good measure of how much hype it had before/upon release, but not a good measure of how audiences actually responded to it once it came out.
Makes sense. People tuned in expecting Addams Family. Not a Harry Potter rip off with Audrey Plaza impersonator
plaza seethes everyday she got replaced. she is so bad at hiding it because she was so used to being the unique person in Hollywood for so long
why do you morons always reply to the shitka gay? stop feeding him
>plaza is ma-
plaza is taller, smaller breast, uglier feet