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How is it that absolute homosexuals like this can get a wife? I suppose the woman has to be as brain dead as him.
morons attract morons, moron.
im so glad ive never not once seen any star wars media
alpha fricks. beta bucks. guaranteed his wife gets something on the side or is a post wall roastie settling for this cuck
>le PUABlack person brain
>PUAS are... le bad!
I don't think they even exist anymore with #metoo and tinder around, are you from 2009?
Redditors with wives have no spines and get walked all over
Plus their wives are always ugly or fat and tattooed.
From what I've seen with co workers like this they're "proud" stepdad types who go on and on about their wives kids. It's sad and so cuck like.
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
There's nothing special about women, they're people like you and me.
Just find a woman that likes you, it's not that hard.
I know a guy who's mentally disabled and he has a girlfriend. Seriously, stop putting women on this high pedestal
women are demons, they ruined my life
>Just find a woman that likes you
Turns out it is pretty hard, I don't frequent any and they don't tend to like me
Then they wonder why they're incels, putting women on a pedestal kek pathetic
I don't, I'm married but I still hate jawless redditors
>how old are you?
I am 35 and I have never kissed a girl.
I'm 47 and I've never kissed a girl, not on the mouth anyway
Beat that
Same, my friend.
I'll be 36 in a couple of weeks and I'm fine with being alone forever though.
Hail, fellow student of the arcane arts
I’m 30 and never had a gf. I don’t put women on a pedestal. I’m just ugly and they won’t speak to me
>they're people like you and me.
Great men are nothing like women, which is why women shouldn't have a say in whom they marry.
She's probably overweight.
Pic related
You can actually tell she has really nice facial structure behind all that fat tbh. If she lost weight and made some minor changes she'd honestly be pretty attractive.
People like these usually have wives who are fat as frick
I have no spine and want a fat hairy wife, still can't find one.
Most of these "men" are just paypigs that support overgrown children (women).
I can assure you he's probably never even seen his wife naked, let alone frick her.
Holy shit... Alec Guinness was right
>It's okay to make a career out of make believe, just don't enjoy it!
I can understand what he's saying and he's right, but he was no better.
We are all looking for something in life that gives us some purpose. When you aren't fortunate enough to get your dream job, you have to find something that gets you out of the bed.
>I can understand what he's saying and he's right, but he was no better.
Yes he was. Obi Wan was just a paycheck for him, not an escapist fantasy.
True, but what is the point of movies then? That is like saying 'stop watching movies altogether', it has the same mentality. All movies are escapists fantasies. It is wrong to be too obsessed with a franchise, yes, but it also kind of hypocritical of an actor getting paid big bucks to tell a small kid to stop watching movies that he starred in. Two wrongs dont make a right.
>Two wrongs dont make a right.
ok two wrongs dont make me wrong either. star wars fans are homosexuals. that kid was a homosexual. alex guinness was a homosexual. you're a homosexual.
>all movies are escapist fantasies
No. You are on Cinemaphile. I'm positive there has been a time in your life that you have seen a movie or show that wasn't at all intended for you to self insert in.
Even when the movie is escapism thats all it should be. Don't actually try to escape from your life.
Didn´t that kid watch the movie more than hundred times, it´s different being a movie fan and different an obsessed addict
What happened?
Why did everyone turn out this way?
It depends on the person. Original trilogy helped prepare me for this Clown World we live in today.
We need to blow it up. That is the lesson learned.
>is that a kid...ENJOYING A MOVIE FOR CHILDREN????
>NOOO THE LITTLE homosexual SHOULD WATCH SERIOUS MOVIES AND POST PSEUD SHIT ON IMAGEBOARDS ARGH BEING AN ACTOR IS SO HARD
ayoo dat homie mindbroken
>t. kid that got told to stop watching Star Wars
Alec was totally right though. Most kids like that one DID stay obsessed with childish escapism into their 30s. Maybe there could've been some hope if not for the fricking Disney years.
>makes millions by playing dress up and make believe in front of a camera
>admonishes young children for enjoying it
Holy shit how based is this man?
I made friends with this old israeli guy who frequents the same strip mall as me and we got talking about movies. He loves Guinness. I never saw his early stuff so He gave me every early Alec Guinness movie and every one was kino. I especially enjoyed kind hearts and cornets
Guy across the street is moving right now. Wife and two kids. He has a big ass belly like a pregnant woman and D cup breasts, glasses and a neckbeard. Everything is about the woman, he stays home while she's gone all day at work or college. They're mid twenties but look mid 30s because of how shit their life is.
Anyway I imagine all modern Star Wars fans to be this guy.
Yeah, sure, sounds like a pathetic loser, but lately I've been often wondering if idiotic posts like this one aren't just some marketing psyop with the aim of brainwashing people (who are already pretty fricked up by social media) into believing this kind of obsession is normal.
>Oh yes, dear consoomer, it really is completely natural and common to feel depressed when you have no popculture products to consoom, just like this authentic, real person. See? Live for the product.
Except for losers like this
, what a fricking moronic homosexual.
You're right to notice a pattern with those posts and yea corporations do scrap Cinemaphile for keywords and get involved - but it's mostly video games companies that do that.
The pattern of shitty OPs and threads you've noticed is solved by understanding the filename structure in the OP - that's how iphones store files internally, when they upload it in their shitty safari browser it retains the original internal filename... mobile posters use mobile networks which they reset in a second in case they get banned.. they feel no repercussions for their posts, they lose nothing and that's mostly why their posts are always of low quality and merely baits.
Often times it's an ordinary troll anon who had a bait idea but did it from the phone to avoid a ban or to simulate thread activity by replying to himself.
10 years ago when I joined Cinemaphile and I was much younger I used to do similar things all the time.
I could make a thread and let it organically grow... but 7 out of 10 times it would die, while if I false flagged replies in it 6 out 10 times it would get a life of its own until archival.
Maybe he has/had rich parents.
This guy had a wife too. It kind of decontructs the whole incel narrative about "hypergamy", ugly people still marry ugly people.
That is where you came from after all
Oohh nice zinger.
Most women detect normality , some kind of competence to assume your gender role, some kind of ambition etc.
Liking 80s kid movies doesn't exclude those
But yeah, there are as many moronic women as are men
Most people unironically kind of suck at everything, if you suck and the girl sucks you’re actually perfect for each other you’ll have sucky kids and it’ll be alright. Now if you REALLY suck then you can’t get anyone at all, but I’m sure no one here is like that at all. Everyone here is like me, basically a gigachad.
Congrats anon, you now understand that women aren't anything special and normies attract other normies.
How is it that you can even think for one second that a real person actually feels that way and wrote it out?
>How is it that absolute homosexuals like this can get a wife?
i assume most of these posts are creative writing exercises in cringe farming larps
theyre as ugly and pathetic as he is. just imagine a hambeast or acne ridden four eyes. not that i have anything against those kind of people, but youre reading in too much.
Would you want to be with a woman who'll marry someone like this? She's probably a monumental c**t and frigid.
he's a beta male provider.
>be post wall and over 30 roastie
>realize chad doesn't want you anymore
>realize it's now or never
this is how he has a wife. she probably cheats on him with a co worker, if she has children with him they probably aren't his.
I felt like this after mad men ended ngl
but I spent years watching that show not just 6 weeks
as for me?
battle star galactical, I just felt empty after it ended
For me it was Parks and Rec
nah, people have 80s fatigue, now we're going into 90s nostalgia times
Yeah they are even making a "that 90s show" now
>that 90s show
Black person, you’d best be trolling.
ERIC YOU DUMBASS
STOP PLAYING NHL 94 ON SEGA GENESIS
*guitar riff
Its netflix so it'll probably be revisionist and pozzed but ill watch an episode because Kurtwood smith is back in it and I love that guy
Ehhh i doubt it. They have already tried 90s nostalgia several times and its fallen on its face everytime.
Remember "That 80s show"? I have a sneaking suspicion it will go like that. Or at least just be some shit like the "Full House" remake, where everyone forgets about it immediately after it airs. Remember the original cast are just guest stars outside of Red/Kitty.
Why can't people just stop basedfacing over old shit
We've been "heading into" 90's nostalgia for the past ten years. Twin Peaks reboot came and went. Beavis and Butthead came and went, then came again. The Matrix reboot came and went. Red Dwarf keeps coming back. The Scream reboot came and went. Independance Day and Jurrassic Park sequels came and went. A lot of 90's comics like Deadpool, Venom, and Preacher got adaptations. I don't see how people figure it hasn't happened yet.
If anything, we're now going into 00's nostalgia, what with prequel era Star Wars being revived, RTD era Doctor Who being revived, Sam Raimi's Spiderman being revived, emo aesthetics apparently being kind of "in" again.
The uptick in unironic prequel-adoration is a good datapoint in defense of your thesis.
The people trying to make 90s or 00s nostalgia happen don't know what it is they are actually trying to bring back. I miss the optimism of the short-lived Y2K era, but didn't care for its materialism. I don't mind nostalgia but it was to be reworked.
>I miss the optimism of the short-lived Y2K era
I was scared shitless the Y2K bug was going to send us into the dark ages.
it's so adorably naive when the Y2K bug was the biggest thing people were afraid of...
millennial men experienced the dot com crash, the genesis of modern school shootings, 9/11, terrorism, the global war on terror, "terror alert levels", the crash of '08, the recession, fourth (and fifth) wave feminism, the corporate internet, the unveiling of the hollywood pedophile rings, tribalism, covid-19, our current economic predicament and deteoriation of western family values and morality.
our masculine peers were forever changed by the war in iraq/afghanistan. many came home forever changed, many more never returned home at all. we're subjected to propaganda levels the world has never seen through pervasive omnipotent devices and screens.
so forgive us for indulging in a connection that we have to simpler times, before all of that, when we were children and were inspired by luke skywalker in the desert. but if you want your answer, these men have been destroyed physically and psychologically, and it's harrowing.
One would think 20 years of such hardship would create a stronger group of people, but instead people are just burying their heads in the sand, watching the same shitty product over and over again.
Frick you Black person, and your whining. Feel bad for indulging in garbage, ensuring that the rest of us will never get anything kino again
it would in a world where we had the power to change it. but we're powerless to it. we take what we can get.
you blame the consumer, but not the people creating the entertainment. the fact is, IPs make billions, but they all deteriorate in the same way, name one single big-name IP (outside of meme shit like top gun) that has multiple installments over various forms of media that hasn't deteriorated. star wars, lord of the rings, harry potter, indiana jones, james bond, doctor who, comic book IPs, etc. etc.
ever since john carter, these big companies are too scared to invest in original ideas. hence why they appeal to the childish banalities of a destroyed generation. and, very insidiously, these companies mine and use the feedback from forums to actually influence the plot and structure of the shows - game of thrones / stranger things are great examples of this. this gives the millennials the feedback loop they desire, but instead of changing the world they live in, they're just changing the characters in the media they consume.
>One would think 20 years of such hardship would create a stronger group of people,
It would if it were possible for people to improve their situation through hard work but it isn't. Look up learned helplessness.
>Wahhhhh Im too lazy and instead of putting in effort to better my life ill just say that hard-work isn’t rewarded
Hardship only creates stronger people, if the hardship follows a specific narrative direction, with a clear "goal" of fighting back against it also set in stone. A clear example of that is a foreign invasion, which causes people to want to toughen up and fight back and free themselves. The problems of the last two decades are nothing like that. They're absurd attacks from all sorts of directions (faceless terror, unclear/constantly changing job world, economic crash, housing market nightmare, sjw shit, errosion of traditional values and social fabric). They come from everywhere. You can't build a path of resistance that you go along, you're just jumped from everywhere. And the media tell you half of those are good things too and you're evil for disliking them.
This right here is what I'm talking about, when I'm talking about whiny women millennials, by the way. Gen X has always known about the con. It's in our bones. Y'all need to chill the frick out. Srsly.
based
one of the most pathetic things i've ever read on Cinemaphile holy shit
if you weren't trolling then please kys
>if you weren't trolling then please kys
it's Cinemaphile, 90%+ of this board needs to/wants to kill themselves (XY)
>These White Men Have Been Destroyed Physically and Psychologically, and It's Everything
> so forgive us for indulging in a connection that we have to simpler times, before all of that, when we were children and were inspired by luke skywalker
But Luke has been desecrated like every other aspect of the IP. Still clinging to it is what makes you pathetic.
>Our Masculine Peers
>Based
Lmao fat morons, stop watching childrens movies and actually have kids
Gen X has suffered all of the same things as the millennials, having known good times better than you can comprehend and thus feeling the loss more strongly, and we still manage to not be fricking homosexuals. You really should consider suicide.
you do realize that you've been living in the past 15 years of nostalgia bait for your generation right? stranger things season 5 is going to be set in 1988, when the first millennials were being born. the star wars shit is from your your , the millennial love for it is from your generation revering it and buying the toys and sharing them with your children. every IP i named was popular because your generation gave it legs. i hope you remember that.
Dunno. I was too busy being in a band and smoking grass and playing Rolemaster and fricking chicks and running a pirate BBS, not watching gay fricking movies, bro.
>1988, when the first millennials were being born.
80 is the start of millenials
>and we still manage to not be fricking homosexuals.
I've had to fire enough Xoomers to know that's not true.
I'm not saying xoomers are some sort of master race; they are largely intolerable fricking morons. But we are not cut from the same whining civilization-ruining melancholy cloth as the millennials.
>whining civilization-ruining melancholy cloth as the millennials
Hot damn boomers got off the hook again!
No, they’re cut from the same cloth as the baby boomers that they so hate.
WRONG. Boomers are pure hedonists. Millennials are a generation of hysterical women. Peak-xoomerism is refined mahayana-esque nihilo-equanimity. Samsara is Nirvana. Cope.
ok boomer
>and we still manage to not be fricking homosexuals.
Most apathetic generation ever lmao, gen X is even more spineless than zoomers or millenials
Gen z never knew good times and thus could never miss what they never had. It's why they tend to be the most apathetic.
Gen Z grew up with some pretty based cartoons and tv though. You got to remember, the oldest zoomers are from 98/99
>Malcolm in the Middle
>Samurai Jack
>Ed Edd and Eddy
>Spongebob
>Drake and Josh
Samurai Jack is the greatest cartoon ever made for kids, if you were a little boy and you watched samurai Jack you learned what kino really was. I still rewatch it from time to time and I’m in my 30s, married with kids and I still put it on.
Your responding to a post that literally described Gen Xers. Millennials have become Gen X pt.2
WRONG. Millennials are generationally buttblasted that they'll never own a house. At their best, they spend the money they make from their job working for an advertising firm pursuing their $300/wk foodie habit, including but not limited to
>muh avocado toast
They do not, however, have the capacity to suffer.
Xoomers sleep on floors and grew up shoplifting for kicks and smoking street-found cigarette butts even though they had perfectly-good cigarettes in their jean jacket. They owned a home but found it too constraining in principle. They create art out of trash and see the world as a blighted playground. Xoomers developed the capacity to enjoy suffering because they found boomerville terminally fricking BORING and have turned this capacity into a high art.
Xs had jobs, we got royally fricked by bongo and recession. Unless you had good connections it was almost impossible to get a decent job meaning less experience.
Three years ago I was making $160,000/yr. I now live in my parents' spare bedroom. Life is whatever and can frick me however it pleases. Don't care. Not a homosexual. Dilate.
Thats why you have savings and investments instead of blowing your money on legos and funko pops
If by "legos and funko pops" you mean ammunition, precious metals, and acreage, while living rent-free and tending to my ailing father, then sure.
The 10's were my most productive and edifying years. Sounds like you're a fricking loser. Dunno.
>ammunition, precious metals, and acreage
Lol why?
>while living rent-free and tending to my ailing father
There's no time for that. Put him in an assisted living community and get to work! Too much free time leads to criminality! I should know!
Ok I’ll bite, what was your 150k a year job that you were able to perform while caring for your sick father and why are you complaining about it
>three years ago, obama got in like 15 yrs ago. Youre missing the point homosexual.
I think covid was the culprit. I can't blame the homie. I ain't gettin no damn israelite juice clot shot.
Also shittiest sallary ever, kindly frick you neet homosexuals
...Gen X grew up or were peak 20s in one of the best economic periods of America, the 90s. You homosexuals always whine.
Weren't they yuppies in the 80s?
>Millenials have gone through pop culture garbage so they have to watch comfy pop culture garbage
9/11 was more of an inconvenience and so was covid but
i lost 5 figs in 08.
war on terror was only a big frick up for anyone who fought in it
you had a decent post going before you ended it with kenobi fellating
>I buy funkopops because I watched the twin towers collapsed and obamacare
Of course you have to buy them Funkopops don't grow on trees.
If you actually remember 9/11 you are too old to be here.
Shut up zoom zoom.
Go back to your discord where you talk about sucking the cheese off of Black person dicks you broccoli headed queer.
Hello zoomzoom
Being mad that there are people younger than you is more cringe than being younger than you
Pathetic. You wouldn't last a year in my country (won't tell you which one)
You didn't experience any of that, you only lived through it as a child without responsibilities.
>all that trauma shit
this. I live in NYC and 9/11 was bad but I wasn't horribly affected by it, life changed but it wasn't the end of the world.
My main complaint right now is PC culture has fricked basic human interaction to hell. You can be normal but if you accidentally mispronoun someone, miss gender, or dead name even on accident or without prior knowledge you will be ostracized as a bigot. For the most part I avoid modern tv/movies because its mostly homosexual propaganda or complete corporate drivel. But everyone is subscribed to it now and can't let go.
Even I sympathize w/ this guy, hes suffering and doesn't know it. Him crying about kenobi like a consoomer is just him wanting to go back. He was probably so hyped for the sequels and had to blindly defend it. Anything prequel related brings him back to a normal time, when star wars was good.
The economy being bad is the only one of those that is actually relevant you crybaby
The economy is only thing that matters. Emotional arguments don't mean shit.
Im 34 and i agree we got fricked pretty well. Kenobi still sucks and redditor in OP is moronic.
How did you manage to write something even more pathetic than the leddit manchild?
millennial males be like
>I watched two buildings blow up on tv now I'm balding life is very hard and I'm gorging myself on pretending that my childhood didn't end 10.000 years ago
Bruh, low key kinda grim.
That homosexual should just read fanfics like all the normal people do. Also Hayden and Ewan will obviously be back for more Star Wars, Ahsoka show at the very least.
>That homosexual should just read fanfics like all the normal people do
lol
I'm still dealing with my post avatar depression. tfw you will never be a neytiri
I'm still dealing with post-aviator depression. I just want all of the blueprints. All of the blueprints.
I'm still dealing with my post "Homer's the Odyssey" depression.
What's so shocking about it? The entire show from beginning to end was an emotional roller-coaster, especially as a fan of SW since the early 80s.
>5 shekels were deposited into your account by Disney
5 shekels? That's it? I make more in scratch ticket redemptions.
Why?
My life for the past 23 years.
I know that place.
Do you, now?
Who the frick would want to pretend to be ME? I don't even want to be me.
Kek you arent even the actual walmart gay, why pretend to be another guy on a basket weaving forum thats been working there 20+ years
>men have to share with disabled
>women get their own restroom
frick off. "equality" my ass.
No, no. The sign has designations for both genders.
I don't want to see pictures of low IQ wagies. Stop posting.
Frick you walmart homosexual
What's that pic
Based walmartanon
never seen you outside of /misc/
I'm on many boards for whatever wide-ranging interest suits me.
Im also trans, if that matters.
>trans
We don't allow trend-hopping, mentally ill larpers here.
So, I got to Cinemaphile to escape reddits c**tery. I find homosexuals posting their reddit posts that have zero upvotes. Total, creatively bankrupt, shitbags.
Here’s your you op. Go back to sucking your homosexual grandpa’s wiener.
Obi wan was pretty bad though?
Bring your complaints to one Kathleen Kennedy. For fricks sakes they're releasing a newer version soon because of ineptness.
Did anyone else just think that show was terrible? I don't get people like this. It was bad and dumb
Star Wars fans are disgusting manchildren. George was too good to them. Alec Guinness was right. The fans deserve everything Star Wars is now and worse.
90% of humanity at this point are just children. i love how when they started milking the frick out of this franchise the rule was "dont touch the originals, keep your filthy hands away from the only thing keeping this shitty franchise alive" and now its a game to see how close they can get without ruining everything. Obiwan i think crossed the line due to how unbelivable it is that in 9 years the force becomes "ancient religion" and in the span of 20 years people forget jedis were still running around being hunted. are they seriously going to try and take this through a season 2 and drop it like 1-2 years before a new hope?
Also discord mod kenobi is really funny "listen leia im your special friend, no one can no about me"
Come to think of it, everything me and my peers CONSOOMED as kids seems to be just millennial nostalgia being milked dry.
How fricked are we zoomers? We've got no oroginal pop culture to latch onto. We've been feeding off a dead horse to begin with
It'll get even worse as the younger generations come in and grow up in environments of diminishing substance until they just fricking snap, the sooner the better.
I don't know if boomer anons know how fricking surreal it is.
On retrospect, I feel like I'm living in a sns feed or something where everybody's daily conversation revolve around capeshit and memes.
I didn't even truly realize how crazy it is until now
Pleaae help
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bro, you got to see SpotemGottem & Poo Sheisty link up
I have a burning hatred for people who unironically post shit like this on social media.
Wait what the frick? Was I transported to an alternate universe where Kenobi was actually good? I thought the show was generally accepted as fricking garbage, down there with the Boba Fett show.
>Reddit thread
>Surprised that redditors have abysmal takes
>The STAR WARS REDDIT
Surely even Star Wars redditors can see how bad the show was. I mean werent they shitting on Boba Fatt?
Honestly having them in it makes it even worse, since you are directly associating them with this garbage.
>reddit letter media likes it
Jesus fricking christ.
The main draw was seeing Hayden and Ewan back together.
You could be doing so much better, Walmart-anon.
>You could be doing so much better, Walmart-anon.
How so?
>One would think 20 years of such hardship would create a stronger group of people
Not when there is no positivity for the future when recessions happen every decade.
>mask rules
weirdly nostalgic for that shit, 2021 feels like so long ago
You're a homosexual.
Go pray to your Fauci shrine loser.
Thank god it's over. Two years of the lack of free breathing was complete bullshit.
Water gun tank.
I got that but do you have to pay 5$ to fill your tank and shoot it at a manager, or do you get 5$ for emptying a tank on a manager?
What's the difference?
do americans really
Do we really what?
Exactly
Yes.
Hitting a little too close to home, lil'man?
Nobody wants to look at poor people. I make 60k yearly, by the way.
>Nobody wants to look at poor people.
Why does Bob's Burgers draw high praise?
>I make 60k yearly, by the way.
Congratulations for making double my wage.
lmao did you just try to brag about making sixty thousand dollars lol
Learn how to follow a conversation, mental cripple.
>5$ per full tank
What does this mean?
>I thought the show was generally accepted as fricking garbage
A. Star Wars fans are moronic and this is literally their entire life
B. RLM kinda liked it so now everyone is doing the "ITS NOT THAT BAD GUYS ITS ACTUALLY KINDA GOOD"
It had more viewers that BOBF
protip hemmingway: every movie, franchise, and series begins with the written word
I mean I get this way with shit I watch too, sure **MY SHOWS** have more artistic value than fricking star wars do, but this guy has a fricking wife and life outside of watching shows, so I'm sure he doesn't need anything with depth or meaning in art, he just watches this because it makes him feel good because of the nostalgia.
I don't care.
In ten Wednesdays, we get Andor. Rewatch something this Wednesday, listen to a SW podcast, read a book. It's great to have something to look forward to, appreciate the time in between.
Totally this. I've always loved star wars but haven't had the time to really engage for 10 years while raising my young kids and working full time. Kenobi was (imho) just fantastic and has reignited my passion for this universe. I ordered 4 books (catalyst, Tarkin, the Rebels book and Lord's of the Sith. I would def reccomend Catalyst it's a prequel to Rogue One and happens around the time Andor will (I believe). The universe is so big and intricate, all of this content I didn't have time for feels like a giant gift.... also started the audio books for the Darth Bane series, it's unbelievably great, would strongly reccomend.
Are you for real?
>30
>watching anything Disney
You failed in life. Grow the frick up.
I watch Better Call Saul, but I'm slightly concerned that I'll get the same depression when the Breaking Badverse ends.
I felt like this after Twin Peaks The Return. Not an overall depression but a feeling that I had experienced something I would never experience again.
Bro just read a star wars book, what the frick
you need to go back
>boring shit for hours
>jizz fanservice all over the viewers face
>it actually works
Walmart anon would fricking watch and enjoy Kenobi. You are a vile circumcised golem and it will be a good day for the world when your Walmart is inevitably shot up and you die gurgling on your own blood - your only regret not having seen the latest episode of ms. marvel.
Holy shit the show was so forgettable. I wish someone would beat the shit out of these people.
How can people like that can have a Wife and have Sex? it seems if you have a Good Looks being a Manchildren is acceptable
I don't know I watched two episodes of the Mandalorian and have absolutely no interest in finishing it or watching other Star Wars movies. And prequel era video games / movies / cartoons were really a big part of my childhood.
what a frickin gay!
OP posted that.
OP here Black person, the moron’s profile is there to sift through I didn’t blur the name.
Alright but you gotta get over it
I'm a big fan of Star Wars and I fricking hate "fans" like these.
>Captcha: V V S 0 Y
>My wife asked me
How do creatures like this marry?
For me, it was all about laziness. My wife was constantly wanting to frick, but I simply couldn't be bothered. For example, at the time, I was raiding Serpentshrine Cavern, and we were making a real effort to server first, and to take time away from my own interests just because she needed an orgasm wasn't anything I was interested in. (She was quite selfish, and not just about orgasms. She would always eat more than half of a pizza. I never said a word.) I know for some people it's a fetish, but for me, it was just about shutting her up. She'd be getting drilled in the next room, and I'd be in my office, on vent, doing my thing with the guild, and every once in a while I'd need to go in (like in OP's pic) in order to say something provocative, like
>yeah, pound her fricking pussy you Black person
or
>you're such a fricking cumbawd for Black person cum, aren't you, you fricking prostitute
and then I'd go back into my office and get to the serious business of downing Vashj, which was fricking tricky before the nerf.
its reddit, could be a troon marriage
by
>the virgin post Kenobi depression a few redditors have
>the chad post Pandora depression the entire country of China had
Reads like a manchildren allright
holy frick so many boomers on Cinemaphile
question is: why is Cinemaphile the most shitpost board on Cinemaphile if it's full of old fricks?
I'm nearly fifty. Time only moves forward. You too will grow old.
Old people have a sense of humor. You zoomer fricks think everything should be serious business because you're joyless, loveless freaks.
This is true. Zoomers are thin skinned, and cannot banter.
Let it go, Indiana
NOM NOM MEMBER BERRIES
I actually know what he means, as gay as it is. Those moments when Obi-Wan and Vader were on screen together, I actually did get a twinge of that "real Star Wars" feeling that has been completely absent in the Disney era.
>You people NEED to keep my childhood alive!!! it's the only thing important to me!!!!!
Until major studios suffer some extreme financial loss, yes, we are going to simply see constant reboots and remakes and sequels and prequels.
It's not about being a 30+ years old, it's more about being a shoulders drone (150% american probably)
>Post Kenobi
YOU PROBLY THINK YOU ARE A JEDI NOW
JEDI NOW
Fricking Star Wars gays
Why? I remember being a young boy in the early 80s, riding my bike to the local convenience store, drawing star wars characters, and reading the comics on the spinner racks. Now I just research and write star wars theories and constantly worry.