Over a fricking dog.

Over a fricking dog.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if your dog died would you drive to a wet and pay them to cremate him? or burry him somewhere? or put in a bag and throw in to the garbage?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I buried my dogs in my backyard. My gf is into hippy shit so she buried her cat in the compost pile after the neighbours poisoned him which i thought was dumb and bad luck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pets go in the pet cemetery

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        american poster

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ironically the only good one out of the 4 despite the stupid reason

    the rest go too over the top and stupid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stupid reason
      If someone killed my dog I would shoot them dead too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ironically the only good one out of the 4 despite the stupid reason

        the rest go too over the top and stupid

        It was more about what the dog represented than about the dog herself (although John did get attached to the dog). To him killing that dog was akin to pissing on his wife's grave.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I don't know if the other anons are dumb or just trolling. The dog was a gift from his dying wife.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            80% trolling, 20% haven't seen the movie and just want to fit in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about pride.

      2 and 3 were decent over the top popcorn flicks but 1 is the only one I'd say was great. Haven't seen 4 but I doubt it's as good as the first one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine living life with a big stick up your ass.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's comfy, try it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy kills 80 people over a dog
      >Not over the top and stupid

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are man's best friend

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "over a fricking dog" meme gets repeated a lot, but actually movies 2-4 wouldn't exist without this smug coglione

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY SON, IT IS NOT THAT YOU SUCKED A DICK THAT ANGERS ME SO, IT'S WHOSE DICK YOU SUCKED
    >but papa....
    >HE ONCE FRICK THREE GUYS IN A BAR, USING NOTHING BUT HIS PENIS - HIS FOCKING P E N I S

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth watching?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if you love guns and action slop
      the setup is pretty kino

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least the first one had some semblance of a story.
    All the sequels are literally
    >Le High Table wants to kill John
    >He kills 500 in a row and runs away again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also the first movie was rooted in reality and mystery where John was just a former assassin who was backed into a corner.

      By the 2nd film it's like the entire universe is just a wacky video game world where 99.99% of everyone everywhere just sitting there drinking a coffee or walking along talking on their phone is a super secret assassin, and civilians don't blink an eye when two dudes are emptying pistols at each other in a subway and also homeless people aren't real etc etc etc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wacky video game world is what made the franchise so popular. Without it it would be another generic revenge action movie. Even when 1 just came out fans were fixating on the tattoed pinup secretaries and the super secret golden coins and they wanted to see more of that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but the issue a lot of people have is that they dived so far into the wackiness that it stopped being as interesting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only way those types would be satisfied is if it somehow kept the mystery box closed, which no franchise has ever been capable of achieving. LOST being the most obvious example.
            They made the right call in doubling down and going bigger every time. It fit with the themes set out in the first film, if not the tone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >By the 2nd film it's like the entire universe is just a wacky video game world where 99.99% of everyone everywhere just sitting there drinking a coffee or walking along talking on their phone is a super secret assassin, and civilians don't blink an eye when two dudes are emptying pistols at each other in a subway and also homeless people aren't real
        You’re acting like this isn’t kino even though it clearly is

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not kino. I sat through JW4 and felt nothing the entire runtime, despite wanting to like it going in. When a movie has no story it just becomes a series of cutscenes happening, and feels like the director is just making shit up on the fly. The CGI gunshots, stupid ninjitsu moves, the bulletproof suits, by the 2 hour mark I just wanted it to end already. Didn't care what happened to any of those "characters".

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and his wife

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh you didn't watch the movie.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over a fricking key.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THINK OF ME
    I'LL NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART
    THINK OF ME
    YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE DARK
    I AM YOUR LIGHT, YOUR LIGHT, YOUR LIIIIIIIIIGHT
    THINK OF ME
    YOU'RE NEVER IN THE DARK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      love that scene

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m watching the second one and lex friedman is in it?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad Stahelski on being over the top:
    >''You read reviews of how ridiculous it is or how extreme or hyper-real. We know, we're very very self-aware," he said of the movies' escalating violence.
    >"So when I throw somebody down not one, not two, not three, not four, not five but six sets of stairs, I'm letting everyone know, we're with you guys. We're in on the gag."
    >That's why we don't shoot ten people, we shoot 400 people. We want you to know we're making fun of the genre, we're making fun of ourselves. Sit back, have a laugh. If you get some themes out of it and if you love some of the characters, sit back and enjoy!"
    >The director concluded by noting that the people who work behind the scenes on the "John Wick" movies know exactly what they're making and take great pride in putting their character through punishment that's closer to a cartoon character's antics than a traditional action hero.
    >"It's a Bugs Bunny cartoon, it's Wile E. Coyote, it's Buster Keaton, it's Harold Lloyd, it's Jackie Chan. It's everything we love about movies, and we try to share that with everybody to inspire or get a laugh out of,"

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creepy aspies on Cinemaphile have no empathy for a human losing their animal companion

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