Overpowered characters
>manages to backstab everyone with no consequence
>can get a man to kill another inmate just by saying "x wants you dead, take him out"
Overpowered characters. >manages to backstab everyone with no consequence
Overpowered characters
>manages to backstab everyone with no consequence
>can get a man to kill another inmate just by saying "x wants you dead, take him out"
are you watching a show about homosexuals 20 years late?
Oz will always be relevant
pride month is over homosexual stop shilling
Still relevant
Pride only began where I live
It's not a very good show.
I love it
Oz has this motherfricker in it too? does it have every actor from law and order SVU?
Yes, pretty much
Relevant to homosexuals like you
So you admit it is relevant
No normal person would have ever heard of Oz
It was HBO's first drama and really big when it aired. Not everyone is a zoomer
Hey we said the same thing. Want to be my celly?
Sure. You wont rape me... right?
I'll take good care of ya pretty
Ok. 🙂 You seem trustworthy
It's was the first big HBO show even normies know about it.
You must be 18 years or older to post here
>I’m the guy that has one major role and fades into obscurity and insurance commercials for the rest of my life. If you don’t have Allstate, you could end up having to experience this for yourself
>one major role
>not knowing the BEEPER KING Dennis Duffy
Getting paid to be a corporate mascot for years doesn't sound too bad to me
he had a gangrene infection that almost killed him
How?
Wow that sucks
>Irish
>nearly killed by green
lmao
I only know him as Liz Lemon's weird ex boyfriend in 30 Rock.
Hey anon, I don't want you to do anything crazy but I heard the little mermaid posters are planning to take you out because your original post featured a photo of a white man instead of a big titty ebony girl. Don't do anything crazy though man I'm just letting you know
wrong dummy dennis would never do that
His brother was writer on the show
That's the reason for plot armor
Not the guy who plays Cyril right?
Correct. It was a third brother.
Wyan was only believable when he did his low conspiratorial voice.
As soon as he raised his voice, he sounded like a terrible actor.
Idk if he was a terrible actor or if his dialogue was just hard to buy
I guess the doglogue did not help. Just the way he shouted was awful.
>SEEERUL!!!
>GLORIUUUH!!!
Did he ever even get beaten up? He spent some time in the hole in the early seasons, but besides that he was basically untouchable.
I can't recal it ever happening
This old c**t became way too OP in Better Call Saul. I will not rest until people realise how cringe BCS is
He got beaten up by some low class thugs pretty easily, I think he killed more in BB. Of course it was more credible because the actor was much younger.
doesn't really count, he was looking to get his ass kicked
Tuco is pretty high up and a strong dude
There were like five of them, all young
anon the show isn't fricking dragonball z lmao
I don't see what that has to do with anything
you're saying mike isn't "op" because he got beaten up by several much younger people ganging up on him (after knocking one of them out)
he also went there unarmed on purpose to get fricked up
Sorry, I should have been more clear, I'm not that anon, I just don't understand the Dragon Ball reference
talking about "low level thugs" like they have power levels and aren't just regular humans
Ah ok
He doesn't do anything especially physically difficult in BCS
The lazy writing was hilarious in BCS. First 3 seasons entertaining the last couple feel like extending it for extra money.
I feel like the only person here who loved the whole thing
I loved the show too.
>loved the whole thing
>even the aging drug plot line
You are all lying through your god damn teeth
I was talking about Better Call Saul
That’s every show
Me three
Based
Shut the frick up.
No
>Hey Mike what's up man, just thought you should know that Walter is telling everyone your a gay
>Yeah he said that your an old dried out little b***h who's crew is liquid, or even gaseous
>He also said you are not the guy and that pimento is fricking disgusting
>Just thought you should know man here why don't you smoke one of these I call it a duster
Frick you're not your. God damnit.
I feel like Mike is slightly too smart to fall for this
That's why he's not in prison.
True
this Black person manages to single handedly drop the entire show by 3 points because of how much bullshit they let him get away with
If you removed ryan completely from the show the only thing that would be left is graphic gay sex and gay drama.
Don't forget them breasts baby!
>Do you want... to lick... my balls?
>OO-LA-WAAAH!!!
>*coughs out feather
And Miguel becoming increasingly more miserable
After being told he has no hope of ever being paroled, he gives in to Torqemada's advances.
Though I seem to be the only one who thinks Torqemada didn't want Alvarez to be his prag; I think Torqemada wanted to be his bottom.
It was ridiculous that Torqemada said he was a virgin (who liked to just watch) though.
>I think Torqemada wanted to be his bottom.
100%
How can anyone think Torqemada would be a top?
It seems that any discussion on that plot point seems to assume that Alvarez would be his prag (due to his status as a drug lord); which I disagree with.
Anons just don't understand gays
I liked him and Adebisi’s relationship, they were responsible for 90% of the shit in Em City
Their interactions were fun
Show really lost something with his death
>If [Shirley] sucks my dick, I'll suck yours.
Probably the gayest thing Adebsisi ever said and he raped a lot of men.
Kek true
>sad
>SOOK MAH DEEK NAOW.... SOOK MAH DEEEEEEEEEEEK!
He was genuinly hurt
>tfw you find out O'Reily got fricked up bad irl by some infection and had multiple fingers and toes amputated and now lives in constant pain
guess his bullshit caught up to him in the end
Wtf 🙁
Wait really?
First the guy who plays Omar and now this? Shits sad.
>Winters was offered his now-iconic role as "Mayhem" in Allstate insurance commercials while he was undergoing a tenth surgery and told them no at first, but "Allstate was relentless," he told Page Six.
>"It's crazy, if you look in the Webster dictionary, the Old English definition of the word 'mayhem' is 'one with amputations,' " Winters said.
haha thats so crazy dean winters
he is related with some of the writers. of course he has a plot armor
How would've Hector Salamanca fared in Oz pre-stroke? Mind you he had already done serious time.
He'd be in charge of the Latinos, and he probably wouldnt treat Miguel like shit for "being too white" or whatever. So a plus
homie he was in OZ his ass got aids then he was killed by a gay for being a rat.
Technically he got killed by the gay because the gay got paid to do it, because he was a rat
That's the joke!
How’d he get away with playing an Italian and beaner?
He's israeli.
He was a Hispanic in Scarface too. Tony Montana cancelled his fricking contract.
Then the fricker tried to kill Commander Riker.
I feel like everything I've seen Margolis in he plays a Latino except Oz
People didn't use to be as offended by it, and he and his characters are so old now its kinda grandfathered in
I believe that's because Italians are a type of messican just look at their flags
There is some kinship there, just look at how much Mexicans love Mario
Mexicans and italians are both latin
Based Med bros
Yes truly
Eww anon, there was no reason to post that pic
Giancarlo still gets away with it, he played a Castro-like character in Far Cry 6 like a year ago
I've listened to all the audio commentaries for BCS and its funny they actually talk about going to meet him because they want to cast him because "we knew him as one of the great Hispanic American actors" but as soon as they start talking he says "guys I'm just a israelite from New York I don't know a lick of Spanish".
But they wanted him for the role anyway
He's genuine cartel so the gangbanger latinos in Oz would probably give him massive respect, he'd probably get respected/feared somewhat like the Italians are, with most people not going after to kill him lightly.
Yeah, he became one of the worst parts of the show, as time wore on.
He has his brain damaged brother kill Dr. Nathan's husband and she later falls for him. Oh, frick off.
He bullshits everyone into doing his dirty work for him and they just believe him.
His father is sent to Oz and his mother starts working there. Come on.
Goddamn Wyan should have been pragged in the first two seasons. Cyril should never have been there.
To be fair it was depicted as Florence Nightingale syndrom + Stockholm syndrom
>Tuco and Lalo end up in Oz
How does it go? What plots are had?
Well Tuco is a dumb and violent junkie so he'd fit right in. Lalo would ask Ryan to tell him again who was talking shit about him and that would be that.
>Lalo would ask Ryan to tell him again who was talking shit about him and that would be that.
Because Lalo would figure it out and frick Ryan up?
Yup.
They also make 'Michael' Alvarez suffer.
Poor bastard was the Miles O'Brien of Oz (well, him and Beecher).
At least with Beecher his issues seemed to stem from mainly one point of origin, the universe just seemed to have it out for Miguel at every turn for no reason
>Hey Tuco what's up man, just thought you should know that Walter is telling everyone youre a gay
>He said he tried to poison you because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth that deserves to die
>Oh and he called your abuela a biz-natch
>one more thing, he put chili to your plate yesterday, said it was the bomb. But you didn't hear this from me alright?
>No wait, it was his little prag who said that
Best part is for once what he's saying is true
Last time this was aksed I had a good reply, can't recal what it was now
I remember now.
Tuco gets a prag he's abusive towards but gets weirdly attatched too
Lalo gets a prag he pretends to love, but he's just using the poor guy
I remember that
You can’t deny he was always entertaining despite his plot armor. Still, I can’t believe that this one character was virtually responsible for every event in s1. Hell, he even kickstarts the beecher/Schillinger rivalry
How was he behind Schillinger and Beecher?
NTA. He did get Beecher stoned before he broke the pod glass, which went into Schillinger's eye. The feud flared up there.
That glorious moment when Crazy Beecher was born and he took no shit. Until he became a gay for Keller.
Oh right
Beecher and Kellers toxic as frick 'romance' was the peak of the show
Then they ruined it, by having Keller's great sacrifice come to nothing, when he tried to take a murder rap for Beecher.
Then he fricked up his parole, and tried to frame Beecher for his own death when he rejected him.
It fricking sucks that Beecher never stayed out of prison.
I agree, but on the other hand a happy ending for any character never seemed acceptable for the show
God, that parole fakeout was torture.
I though Beecher going back to OZ was way worse. So fricking predictable that's one of my biggest gripes with the show
>something good happens to a character
>all hope is dashed in the most predictable, often hilarious fashion
Yeah it became a bit annoying eventually
I was so mad, both at the fakeout and when Keller ruined his actual parole
To be fair Keller was a super possessive psycho so no wonder he fricked up Beechers parole to be with him again
God, alpha Beecher was great
>beating up Schillinger and shitting on him
>calling him Prag and tormenting him
>manipulating him into kissing parole
>kill Metzger
I loved Crazy Beecher. His beard was fricking cool. Once he shaved that, it was over.
At least he got that lawyer babe for a moment.
Wolverine Beecher is either the best or the worst moment of the show
Why did Peter scream, if he was already knocked out?
Simply tragic
Then Burrano is randomly and suddenly a Mafia stooge and is never seen again.
What?
You can be semi-unconscious
Lmao why do you have this pic saved to your computer you huge homosexual?
kek the fricking writers of the show fricking hated the mafia
all the mafiosos are the antagonists that never get screen time or get fleshed out that the main characters need to kill
>You and me, we're gonna spoon. Now bend the frick over.
Kek wtf 1st Google result https://www.thebody.com/article/spoon-butt
What a legacy
>Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. In the past year or so, I've committed numerous homosexual acts. Do you want me to elaborate?
>No.
>Before coming to Oz, I had sex with several men... And then I whacked them.
Why did he become a serial killer? Did he get off on it? Was he just so closeted?
Closeted, it seems. He married women, but he was secretly a total homosexual.
This is probably why he got himself sent to Oz for 50 to life, so he could be a gay finally. Those scenes with Barlog too.
He even told Howell to frick off when he had a chance of getting pussy in Oz; though that's not a great example of womanhood.
Weirdly he did a cept visits from his ex wives and made out with them
True. He also fricked with Sister Pete (who was a smokeshow in her day - no wonder she was voted Sexiest Person in Oz)
That scene where she fantasizes about him. And that other one where he strips naked in front of her and demands that she show him her breasts.
God he was such an butthole to her
>Tim, do you really think it's a good idea to give prisoner Fring a box cutter given his history?
>Goddamnit Leo how is he suppose to be a functional, law abiding citizen on the outside if he doesn't know how to use basic tools like a box cutter?
>Okay Tim we will do it your way
>Just know that if anything goes wrong I won't do shit
Glynn really was fricking worthless.
The worst acted scene in that show was the one where he talks his brother into turning himself in. Amateur shit.
Even McManus insane idealism was stamped out by the end of the series.
He must have had an off day
>That moment when that dude kills a main character because he once told him that the universe was going to end one day.
I was so fricking mad when he killed Omar too
I was so happy and relieved, he was like jarjar binks to me. Fricking hated that homosexual crackhead with his twitchy violent outbursts and faux emotions.
Even McManus gave up on him. kek
Which felt out of character to me to be honest
True, but I think McManus was worn down by the end of the series.
S1 McManus wouldn't have given up on him. S6 McManus? Ehhh...
Fair, but he still did seem interested in helping Omar to some extent even late, him not wanting to give Omar any protection when he was fearing for his life felt forced
Yeah, at that point that they were whacking everyone.
Yeah total bullshit
t guerra
I liked him 🙁
Omar was one of the best characters and the crazy homosexual only killed him because he was pissed that Omar became a theoretical physicist in two days and BTFO his theories
Why did everyone want to frick Tim?
He wanted to frick everyone and they agreed to dinner
TFW no Diane Wittlesey GF.
>Poet was granted parole despite killing and robbing a couple just because some people liked his poems
This isn't actually too unbelivable, I think it happened to a serial killer turned writer once (in Austria I think?) and the first thing he did when he got out was kill again
yup
>Initially convicted in 1974 of a single murder, Unterweger began to write extensively while in prison. His work gained the attention of the Austrian literary elite, who took it as evidence that he had been rehabilitated.
>After significant lobbying, Unterweger was released on parole in 1990. Upon his release, he became a minor celebrity and worked as a playwright and journalist, but within months he resumed killing women. Unterweger hanged himself in prison after being convicted of nine more murders in June 1994.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Unterweger
Fricked up
>has his love interest raped and husband killed
>she falls in love with him
The rape was not his doing. In fact, that was the only time he got his own hands dirty by avenging it.
Otherwise, I agree with how dumb it is.
Irish charm
Though he did taunt her about it.
>When he was FRICKING you... did you think of me?
top kek
That was so gross
OP wants you dead anon. Take him out.
He was not responsible for the rape. He isnt a cuckhold and he honestly wanted her to be happy (by his side)
He brute force mindbroke her
He was way too OP
Which oz actor had the best career after the show? Alvarez was in band of brothers, adebisi on the mummy returns, said in lord of war, nappa in the vinceverse. Schillinger seems to have been the luckiest, he was in spiderman, burn after reading and whiplash.
Who did I forget?
Should've remembered, hoyt was in biohazard and porn.
Well thats certainly a career
Technically biohazard was formed before oz.
>Schillinger
He won the fricking Oscar and has been in a bucnh of box office movies. He's the clear winner.
Keller and Alvarez did a bunch of TV, but still. Wittlesey too; won a bunch of Emmys.
The one I feel bad for is Beecher (Lee Tergesen). He should have been huge after Oz.
Yeah wonder what got in the way for Tergesen
Simmons 100%
Meloni had it good with steady work too
And Margolis struck gold with Breaking Bad
And if Peter Dinklage counts add him to the list too
Hands down Edie Falco
>Sopranos
>Nurse Jackie
Both huge hits she has 4 emmys and was in the last avatar movie.
The guy who played Tobias also has had a good career Gen Kill is one of the best shows of all time.
I think the character who played Adebesi could have had a much bigger career but I think he took a step back from Hollywood.
Adebisi did pretty good honestly.
Yeah but like he backed out of Lost when he was suppose to be one of the main characters. Big gap in his career after 2006.
He still gets a ton of work but he could have been a bigger star IMO. He did get on GOT unfortunately as a totally forgettable character in one of the shitty last seasons.
He seems to have prioritized other stuff than his roles, which is fair if he spent it doing something else he prefered, like being with family
Priest guy has been in a bunch of stuff too
>TFW no big-titted MILF librarian GF.
Why even live?
Name of the show?
And pic related for me... this baby face can't be so tough!
Oz
From HBO
OZ
Is justified any good? I just finished The Shield and loved it
Yes it just has the worst intro music ever.
Kek, what makes it so bad?
A very cringe combination of rap and southern country music. I just imagine a black guy making a bunch of hand gestures while rapping when I hear it.
Wow I was not prepared
I even like rap music I am ashamed to say but that song is just fricking shit. I think the only intro song I can think of that is worse is Farscape.
Now I have to check out the Farscape intro
Nothing to be ashamed of, like what you like anon
Is it true that in real-life prisons the term ‘prag’ is non-existent?
Yes, they made all the prison slang for the show
I think they said its because in real life prison slang changes so fast that stuff would become outdated really fast if they tried to base it on irl stuff
Thanks!
No problem
Leave it to the gay show thread to bring Reddit out of the woodwork
That's interesting and creative of them
Yeah it was pretty smart, otherwise it would have aged aged itself more
Sex slaves aren't usually spoken openly about in prison these days
I'm playing Neverwinter Nights and I want to play an O'Reilly build. Any tips? Also would he be a Bard or a Rouge?
Rogue, I just have to pick rogue
This fricking midget somehow comes to town and fricks all your women and can beat anyone in a fight, frick off
Literally who?
Banshee, has one of the hottest women of all time in it
Why didn't you just say that first? I want to ask her out for dinner
Because I assumed people would know a tv show on a tv board, it's important to gate keep, look at the state of Cinemaphile
It was a cinemax original. No one watched it until gays that watched The Goys that were gay for Homelander found out he had another show.
It's been discuseed on Cinemaphile before
First 3 seasons were great homosexual, breasts ass and fighting, even got a token homosexual for you Oz fans
Oz is not homosexual in any way and neither are those who post in Oz threads.
But Vern is
He's not gay, he has relationships with women...and sex with prags
Exactly, not even real men
Wrong.
Why did they make a musical episode? Was this the point the writers gave up?
You're only expected to know good shows. Like OZ.
Cute kitty
Hey man I thought we were all friends having fun in an OZ thread no need to get salted.
>Kills two of the biggest characters in Oz
What was his power level?
Pic related
I do remember being annoyed by that fact when I watched the show back in the 90s.