I love how peaceful life is when the ebbs and flows are meaningless because you figured it out long ago
Girl is leaving you? Let her
Job is being annoying? Do less work and job hunt
Pirate everything after reviews confirm it's great
Eat a pizza, run it off for 10 miles
Nbd
Prime used to have a giant selection of cool weird movies but they ditched all that and all of that is on Tubi. It's barely even worth having as an add-on to your free shipping and whatever.
They will ALL move in this direction. Screencap this. They are starting the slow frog boil now, by increasing prices on non-ad tiers while leaving ad-tiers the same price. That's just the beginning. In a few years, all streaming will have commercials and cable television will have returned in its new frankenstein form.
There aren't enough mixed race couples in our shows. Now you have to watch an ad with a mixed race couple just to get to the show.
Indeed. It's circling back to just being cable with more flexibility. Fortunately UBlock+ works with all these services if you're too lazy or scared to pirate.
When the corpos step up their game its just a fun challenge for the bored autists to match it. When the corpos defeat the adblock, it will be a temporary victory.
They're just a streaming service, ofcourse they need to do this to survive, they don't have any other form of revenue.
If their service didn't suck and wasn't filled with asinine tricky bullshit more people would be willing to pay for it and they wouldn't need to resort to sucking the ad industry's wiener.
+ works with all these services if you're too lazy or scared to pirate. >For now
the more they frick with adblockers the more pissed i really get. i am fine with normies and morons eating ads they are too stupid to block. but dont fricking make ME play cat and mouse with your service every few weeks/months because you want to get ad revenue off ME. i WILL and have fricked off from many services where the ads and their updates get too intrusive to even keep blocking.
advertisers are worse than rapists. they violate your mind.
This.
Even Pluto TV + Tubi will have a premium subscription one day. These streaming sites are actively losing millions in actual profit & upkeep every day, especially the pro bono ones. That money well will eventually dry up, and they'll need to make it back in any way they can. They're legally allowed to do this whether or not you disagree.
But I thought that kang of dem rangz: da rangz of powah was such a success that prime basically paid for itself???
bezossisters how do we redeem shill??
they keep offering me free 30 day trials. i add a bunch of books to my cart and then order them when they offer me another trial. the shipping is ridiculous otherwise.
>Dear Prime member, >We made our service worse. But don't expect a cheaper price. >Frick you, >Jeff Bezos
And they decided to make this change ON CHRISTMAS.
Where are the christmas ghosts when you need them?
This Bond villain looking frick has 170 billion dollars and he has the audacity to implement cable like ads or you have to pay him 3 shekel dollars more.
of course he is. it's just not public. funny this comment always comes out when someone shits on Jeff. when we actually found a face to blame greedy billionaire homosexual, there's always a bezos apologist 'he doesn't do anything there anymore!'
I literally just want a channel or service where I can find just about any movie from the 40s and prior. I have Criterion Channel now but by the end of each month I am scraping the bottom of the barrel. I wish TCM had a standalone streaming channel. I would literally pay like 40 bucks a month for it.
I just steal movies from the best buy in my mall now. Works pretty well as I always only steal under $1000 (Thanks Obama!) so I've never been arrested for it, either.
but why? thy already are doing this with their new project "Amazon Freevee". The company is getting worse day by day after Jeff Bezos resigned as CEO. amazon is basically a china store but more expensive
my old adblock still blocks their freevee ads, but i have a fear that once I upgrade my PC and go to the new chrome that forces manifest v3, Im fricked
I gotta go use that homosexual Brave or another chromium-offbrand type of browser, been using Chromium for years, fug
When you cancel be sure to fill out the survey and point out that you can get all of their content for free elsewhere. Corpos love surveys and when you select those bubbles that say you are unsatisfied somebody in an office somewhere gets in trouble during a meeting. Make the Scamazon corpos lives hell. Leave bad remarks on the exit survey.
>Corpos love surveys and when you select those bubbles that say you are unsatisfied somebody in an office somewhere gets in trouble during a meeting
this is 100% true, companies care an unreasonable amount about these surveys for some reason
I never rate 1 star on social media as that burns the bridges
but if you shit on a company's email or exit survey, they throw free crap at you like it's nobody's business so A) you dont spread word of mouth B) they try to revive you as a customer C) avoid a google maps or yelp etc review being 1 star
only works at mid size places ofcourse, once you hit 1k+ employee companies its just lip service to make someone suffer internally
Why don't all these services just stop people sharing subscriptions? It's rampant and would make them frickloads of money, even if only 25% of those using a shared account created their own.
Kek and on top of that apparently Americans are the most cucked Prime users: They pay 2 subscriptions separately (Prime video + Amazon Prime delivery) + full price
I don't tolerate adverts on things I DON'T pay for. It's never, ever happening on things I do pay for. Cut the cord over 20 years ago, and being OK with having adverts pushed into my senses is never going to happen ever again.
If they can't make it work without ads, I'll celebrate it's death.
Pirate and physical media chads, stay winning.
I love how peaceful life is when the ebbs and flows are meaningless because you figured it out long ago
Girl is leaving you? Let her
Job is being annoying? Do less work and job hunt
Pirate everything after reviews confirm it's great
Eat a pizza, run it off for 10 miles
Nbd
I dumped it when they weaponized AWS, thanks for confirming my decision
What did they do there? Are you talking about KF?
99% of western bot farms run through AWS servers
dead internet
>they destroyed the real world
>they're destroying the internet
where the frick are we supposed to go
There is nowhere else
If, somehow, one day, you find somewhere else to go, they will follow you and destroy it to
please elaborate
Prime used to have a giant selection of cool weird movies but they ditched all that and all of that is on Tubi. It's barely even worth having as an add-on to your free shipping and whatever.
its like they want me to pirate
They will ALL move in this direction. Screencap this. They are starting the slow frog boil now, by increasing prices on non-ad tiers while leaving ad-tiers the same price. That's just the beginning. In a few years, all streaming will have commercials and cable television will have returned in its new frankenstein form.
naturally. streaming just isnt profitable
There aren't enough mixed race couples in our shows. Now you have to watch an ad with a mixed race couple just to get to the show.
Indeed. It's circling back to just being cable with more flexibility. Fortunately UBlock+ works with all these services if you're too lazy or scared to pirate.
I haven't pirated in years, but the way things are going, I'll be back to seeing this face again real soon
A disappointed wife is better than having to sit through 3 minutes of ads for every seven minutes of TV show.
>UBlock+ works with all these services if you're too lazy or scared to pirate.
For now
When the corpos step up their game its just a fun challenge for the bored autists to match it. When the corpos defeat the adblock, it will be a temporary victory.
If their service didn't suck and wasn't filled with asinine tricky bullshit more people would be willing to pay for it and they wouldn't need to resort to sucking the ad industry's wiener.
+ works with all these services if you're too lazy or scared to pirate.
>For now
the more they frick with adblockers the more pissed i really get. i am fine with normies and morons eating ads they are too stupid to block. but dont fricking make ME play cat and mouse with your service every few weeks/months because you want to get ad revenue off ME. i WILL and have fricked off from many services where the ads and their updates get too intrusive to even keep blocking.
advertisers are worse than rapists. they violate your mind.
Sure.
Have fun getting buttfricked by veiny BBCs in your inevitable prison future.
Pro Tip: Don't drop the soap.
This.
Even Pluto TV + Tubi will have a premium subscription one day. These streaming sites are actively losing millions in actual profit & upkeep every day, especially the pro bono ones. That money well will eventually dry up, and they'll need to make it back in any way they can. They're legally allowed to do this whether or not you disagree.
Great well they have to make something worth watching that isn't a mini series that I can download in a few min for free
But I thought that kang of dem rangz: da rangz of powah was such a success that prime basically paid for itself???
bezossisters how do we redeem shill??
The only "compelling content" Amazon ever made was their advertising campaign for Man in the High Castle.
you mean owatta naa
I have Prime for the free Amazon deliveries. Their video service is just an added welcome perk.
Same but every time I go to buy something the site seems filled with Chinese junk. It's turning into Temu.
It's aliexpress with 2 day shipping
>I pay to have free deliveries
if you buy more than 20 things a year it pays for itself
amazon deliveries are pretty fricking dogshit now, i wouldn't mind subscribing to just prime video and dropping their worthless delivery perks
they keep offering me free 30 day trials. i add a bunch of books to my cart and then order them when they offer me another trial. the shipping is ridiculous otherwise.
What videos? Whenever I check on something I want to watch, I have to pay extra for it. Even old movies that aren't popular.
>Dear Prime member,
>We made our service worse. But don't expect a cheaper price.
>Frick you,
>Jeff Bezos
And they decided to make this change ON CHRISTMAS.
Where are the christmas ghosts when you need them?
they hate you, goy.
Imagine paying for that. No one gives any good reason why they're paying for this shit.
This Bond villain looking frick has 170 billion dollars and he has the audacity to implement cable like ads or you have to pay him 3 shekel dollars more.
Eat shit Bezos. Time to sail the high seas again.
Ironically, he owns James Bond as a franchise due to buying MgM.
Bezos hasn't been leading the ship for years now anon
of course he is. it's just not public. funny this comment always comes out when someone shits on Jeff. when we actually found a face to blame greedy billionaire homosexual, there's always a bezos apologist 'he doesn't do anything there anymore!'
I installed kodi on a fire tv so I can watch all my local movie files.
I will make sure my sister cancels her prime.
I literally just want a channel or service where I can find just about any movie from the 40s and prior. I have Criterion Channel now but by the end of each month I am scraping the bottom of the barrel. I wish TCM had a standalone streaming channel. I would literally pay like 40 bucks a month for it.
Just invest in sleeping pills if you're having trouble dozing off.
melatonin and benadryl do pretty good together and the dreams are v i v i d
>continue investing in compelling content
prime's selection is garbage and it's been getting worse though.
I just steal movies from the best buy in my mall now. Works pretty well as I always only steal under $1000 (Thanks Obama!) so I've never been arrested for it, either.
"watch online free" still works for me. Dunno what you gays are on about with streaming services and pirating. Both seem like such a hassle.
going to illegal websites to watch paid content for free IS pirating you tech illiterate monkey.
TOTAL STREAMING SERVICE DEATH
The only Amazon media I bought was the Venture Bros movie with a gift card. Imagine watching their original racemixing propaganda.
Looks like piratechads win again.
God these people are fricking stupid.
Streaming is so dogshit. It has completely ruined television and films.
just get a firestick for 20 bucks on sale and slap streamio on it
but why? thy already are doing this with their new project "Amazon Freevee". The company is getting worse day by day after Jeff Bezos resigned as CEO. amazon is basically a china store but more expensive
Is this only for the people who sub to prime video by itself?
my old adblock still blocks their freevee ads, but i have a fear that once I upgrade my PC and go to the new chrome that forces manifest v3, Im fricked
I gotta go use that homosexual Brave or another chromium-offbrand type of browser, been using Chromium for years, fug
When you cancel be sure to fill out the survey and point out that you can get all of their content for free elsewhere. Corpos love surveys and when you select those bubbles that say you are unsatisfied somebody in an office somewhere gets in trouble during a meeting. Make the Scamazon corpos lives hell. Leave bad remarks on the exit survey.
>Corpos love surveys and when you select those bubbles that say you are unsatisfied somebody in an office somewhere gets in trouble during a meeting
this is 100% true, companies care an unreasonable amount about these surveys for some reason
I always do this to shit on terrible places
I never rate 1 star on social media as that burns the bridges
but if you shit on a company's email or exit survey, they throw free crap at you like it's nobody's business so A) you dont spread word of mouth B) they try to revive you as a customer C) avoid a google maps or yelp etc review being 1 star
only works at mid size places ofcourse, once you hit 1k+ employee companies its just lip service to make someone suffer internally
Amazon is remarkably evil even for a US corporation. Volcano island surrounded by laser sharks evil.
They're just a streaming service, ofcourse they need to do this to survive, they don't have any other form of revenue.
Why don't all these services just stop people sharing subscriptions? It's rampant and would make them frickloads of money, even if only 25% of those using a shared account created their own.
25% wouldn't.
Kek and on top of that apparently Americans are the most cucked Prime users: They pay 2 subscriptions separately (Prime video + Amazon Prime delivery) + full price
i genuinely cannot comprehend how fricked in the brain someone has to be to pay a monthly subscription to a streaming service
>me no undurr stan how economy work hurr durr
Good goy.
I pay for spotify because it's worth the convenience.
i've listen to touhou arranges for the last 10 years, doesn't bother me
Spotify is the most "convenient" thing to pirate
free delivery moron
So what? Streaming is a business. Businesses cost money. Can't afford it? Stop being poor then.
I have prime and I didn't get this, I guess they like me more than you
This is why I pirate encourage pirating.
This shit is scummy.
>investing in compelling content
BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
homosexuals
I don't tolerate adverts on things I DON'T pay for. It's never, ever happening on things I do pay for. Cut the cord over 20 years ago, and being OK with having adverts pushed into my senses is never going to happen ever again.
If they can't make it work without ads, I'll celebrate it's death.