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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is why everybody needs to hype-up "Kiff" already!:

    [...]

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > lil dicky

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney removes intro video from facebook and twitter but keeps it on youtube with comments turned off. Is this some kind of middle finger towards hispanics?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comments are disabled automatically on YouTube for kid's content and the dislike button stats aren't able to be seen unless you have an extension. Gives off the appearance that there isn't a negative reception for those not in the know.

      That's my theory anyway.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a theory. It's a fact. The only videos that ever get massive amounts of dislikes are videos made by corporations.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta
          anon do you not know what a theory is?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry for living under a rock but isn't that the show where latinos were getting really pissed because all the "latinxs" involved are just coastie shithead Americans that never left the US but think they can LARP being ackshually latino just because they are brown? You know, typical muttisms on par with "my grandfather's uncle twice removed was from vienna, I am practically bavarian!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The b***h who ran the show was all like 'I love my grandparents for escaping that horrid SHITHOLE also por favor watch my show amigos latinx stay together right?'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was the voice actress

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You know, typical muttisms on par with "my grandfather's uncle twice removed was from vienna, I am practically bavarian!"

      so this whole thing is inter-turdie drama no actual human cares about... got it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because zoomers have been gaslighted so hard that they're too stupid to actually tell the difference between moronic pride flags and country flags.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair that's partially because a lot of European flags became shit after WWI

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon, before 2016 or so most people would see a flag on someone's wall and sooner assume it's a country flag than a pride one
          this really is just cultural brain damage

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oye Primos!
    Actually no! ¡No!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was alright

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that would make it far better then ever single one of these later "latinx" shows

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          my fat brown wiener is better than them, not a high bar

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting a trailer?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these things.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orale homes like, frickin, lets pander to the ese's, right?
    knock that shit off, guero

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn’t be surprised if the fat girl is the only thing people remember this show for. At least here.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a menagerie of distantly related little ragamuffins crammed into a dilapidated hovel designed to house at most four people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are so many houses like this in America. Latinx are filthy. I can think of multiple in my own town off the top of my head. Anyone south of the border should call out their gross behavior.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate the web for getting all uppity about this and forcing the creators to realize they were being moronic about taco culture and change it
        now were gonna get a shitty subpar but unfunny cartoon

        imagine if no one spoke up and we got the absolute bongle bongo mess that they wrote, nice and steamy hot and unfiltered
        that wouldve been hilarious

        It would've been one of the most accurate depictions of a low income Calexican household ever committed to the screen.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine naming your child “Tater” and then forcing her to share a room with a dozen other people for months and then sincerely expecting not to be murdered in your sleep with a hammer

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the ugliest western e-girl?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grey eyes
      >pig nose
      >nappy hair with the hairline of a middle aged man
      >outie
      >unibrow
      >built like an overstuffed burrito
      >dresses like a 17 year old single mother at the age of 5 or however the frick old she's supposed to be
      Dios mio

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey now, gray eyes can look good on some characters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For sure on the top 10 list of ugliest e-girls. Maybe top 5.

      If not for Big Mouth she'd be top 3 for sure.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big Mouth
        I forget about that. ChaCha might be ugly as sin, but at the very least Oye Primos has a more appealing artstyle than Big Mouth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >at the very least Oye Primos has a more appealing artstyle than Big Mouth
          Setting the bar that low, huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >e-girl
      even when the lil shit is an uggo you lot still use that term what will it take for you to see your sins?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just means little girl, it's not always a sexual context

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right anon, but you and me both know thats not how Cinemaphile uses it

        • 3 months ago
          Smurf-fag

          Are you the same anon that tried to make a stealth shota thread and denied that it was a sexual term?
          e-girl explicitly refers to prepubescent-early teen girls that are depicted in a sexual manner.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smurf-gay where were you three months ago when I needed you most? Sitting in a hospital and meeting my new niece for the first time. I asked what her name was and my sister told me they had decided on e-girl as her name. Like a deer in headlights I was in shock and utterly speechless. I told her to reconsider and she wanted to know why. I told her what it meant online. She and her husband were disgusted with me for bringing up what the term means online. My sister eventually told my parents this story it was a terrible Christmas with baby e-girl. So once again Smurf-gay where were you when I needed you most?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not always a sexual context
          it is, e-girl is abreviation of e-girlcon, which is also a jap abbreviation of "e-girlta complex", and they used to politely call someone a pedophile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yuck. i guess that's why non-gringos (mexicans specifically) are pissed off at this cartoon

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish tar and feathering upon the group of animators that believed this artstyle to be okay.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know where the leaked pilot is?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the web for getting all uppity about this and forcing the creators to realize they were being moronic about taco culture and change it
    now were gonna get a shitty subpar but unfunny cartoon

    imagine if no one spoke up and we got the absolute bongle bongo mess that they wrote, nice and steamy hot and unfiltered
    that wouldve been hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they can't rework everything. It's still going to be this ugly, schizophrenic, borderline offensive trash, but the won't mess up pronunciation or translation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate the web for getting all uppity about this and forcing the creators to realize they were being moronic about taco culture and change it
        now were gonna get a shitty subpar but unfunny cartoon

        imagine if no one spoke up and we got the absolute bongle bongo mess that they wrote, nice and steamy hot and unfiltered
        that wouldve been hilarious

        not like it matters since Cinemaphile is incapable of laughing or joking about anything anymore, its just gonna be threads upon threads of the same posting of the show and clips from the show and "thoughts?" "thoughts?" "well Cinemaphile?" "thoughts?" desperately trying to milk any input from a buncha shaved apes incapable of actual coherent thought, followed by decent into nothingness after which itll only be remembered by a dozen e-girlgays who wanna bang one of the girls, and one dude coming in two months later with the occasional "now that the dust has settled this was actually pretty good"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't find insanity addicting, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t forget
          > imagine the smell
          > this is your daughter, what do you do
          > what did they mean by this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ugh
            youre right but i hate it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He forgot "what the frick was his/her problem?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it showed off a lot of moronation among west coast liberal homosexuals. Like when Taters VA made a whole instagram speech that its fine for Mexican-Americans to not speak Spanish well because HURR Imperialism. As if English is any better with its blatant take over of all of Mexico's N. American lands.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the live action PPG show all over again. You morons blew your shot and we lost out on pure cringekino

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the inevitable leak of the original pre-rework episode(s?)
    I hope its shit and the final show is even shittier and when this crap airs I promise you I'm having a live watchparty

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    complaining about character design is low test critique. find a real problem with Primos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show hasn't come out yet so we can only complain about everything that has been delivered so far. Which are the visuals, and the opening song where the main voice actor was acting smug over the show not using spanish correctly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing really to go on yet. I think the non-sugarcoated depictions which the intro implies could make for an actually amusing show.
      Also Tater's kinda cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it didn't take a race of people known for inventing nothing, being lazy, thieves, drug lords, former and current practitioners of human sacrifice and trafficking, and treat them like they are the most noble and honorable people on Earth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course satan would lie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being lazy
        Woah woah woah don't get confused argentinians are the lazy ones everyone else in lat am actually works. They literally vote to live in perma poverty neetdom ON PURPOSE.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't compare Clarence to this goyslop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clarence was a blunt portrayal of white trash life, and nobody seemed to give a shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but im 100% sure they try to make primos looks ugly, look at the nose for example, who draws them like that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your show looks disgusting to look at, people are not going to watch it. Simple as.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Oye" as a verb is not even well conjugated if you're using it with a plural noun. Correct way would be "Oíd primos" or "Oigan primos"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon we know we’ve heard it a hundred times already. we get it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, what a fresh and new take on this. I’m glad we had a fricking thread about this so we could clear it up. Now let’s let this one die so OP can immediately make a new thread about the same fricking thing and people can make the same fricking comments again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so oye means listen and oigan means listen plural, but also oíd and they all mean "HEY!", what needless complexity

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that we failed to get this show cancelled shows how much we lost our power as a board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that you think you ever had that power goes to show how delusional you are as an anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoritas.... why have la raza lost so much power...? if it were blacks offended they'd have gotten this show cancelled and the creator put in prison alongside Chauvin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so true

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they at least learned a few things from the controversy.
    Do a good check on the names of the characters to prevent then accidentally having embarrassing names in another language and don't let VA's start fights on social media on behalf of the show. Maybe let their posts pass through some examination first.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's so funny how the voice actor literally said the show was for kids who don't understand any language.

      My favorite reaction to this was someone saying, "You mean infants?"

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any hope for this show to be decent or is everyone just waiting to see it crash and burn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean. It is going to be a light hearted racist caricature slice of life thing that coasties and their ilk will pretend is ackshually representation only to be condemned by gen alpha-gamma leftoids 20-40 years from now for talking over every ethnicity like noble savages. This has happened all before, but now the racist leftoids are brown.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If someone wants to do a hispanic rep thing why not just make a kamen rider type thing with a mexican protag doing crazy dbz shit
        From what I understand they'd probably love that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. But anon you must understand why people got so radicalized away from what they call wokism. It isn't about what the hispanics want. It never was. It's what well off Californians WANT them to want. You see, these people have distant hispanic relatives and no culture of their own. So they LARP belonging to a culture they have never been a part of. Brown middle class suburbanites with no understanding of foreign cultures claiming ownership over them by heritage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're lucky if it's even that close. Lots of them are just straight up white women

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yes bored white women wanting to feel morally superior by being charitable to "lesser people", that is what kicked off a lot of anti-SJW sentiment. Of course, even moderate American leftists usually don't want to hear this, thinking it's all red team's fault.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That does sound like it would sell decently well. Maybe even take off. Wasn't there some luchador show being worked on a while ago? I think I remember hearing it was also coming over to the states eventually.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did
          >Generator Rex failed for Warner
          >El Tigre failed for Viacom
          >Disney decided that Latin Americans were going to find Legend of the Three Caballeros offensive but they'd find Primos empowering and never promoted it

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone translate the leaked episode for Mexican audiences?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The grand irony is that the show perfectly represents what browns typically look like. They are in a hellish limbo brought about by the rape and conquer of the Spanish with no identity except to their weird bastardized pseudo pagan pseudo Spanish traditions that really don’t belong in the religion and culture they aspire to belong to.

    Unlike Indians which, while weird and foreign, have an identity of their own they can exist in Central and South America are caught between both worlds- too foreign to be considered beautiful in America/european culture but too far removed and derived from their ancestral culture that was purged by the Spanish

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they choose to design the characters like this? Why choose ugly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people find ugly stuff charming. There's whole lines of toys built around just being ugly to cater to that niche, like boglins

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some people find ugly stuff charming.
        El Tigre is ugly charming. Mucha Lucha is ugly charming. Hell, even Victor & Valentino (a show i really dislike) is ugly charming. Is is just ugly, it has no charm, it feels even disgusting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the noses that really do it for me. Just god damn are there some truly disgusting looking noses among that cast. Sure there are other ugly looking design choices among them, but it's the consistently ugly noses that keep popping up in things that bother me most.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe so Tater looks cuter in comparison?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even cartoons get the orange Mexican filter

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These creatures look like garbage.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, is this turd coming out or fricken what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in June

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the world ends before that, then.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oye Blacks! they're taking all my things! Oye Blacks! they're driving me insane!

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this show even gonna be about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of family members and that's the whole joke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same shit that with the Loud House, a sol cartoon about the main character living in a house with is big family.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MC is a special snowflake that gets pissed when she has to spend the entire summer vacation with her annoying quirky cousins. None of the characters are likeable. They are all insufferable in their own unique way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal Loud House ripoff but latinx.

      Wait, Casagrandes exists...

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