Top 5 saddest deaths
1.Augustus Hill
2.Omar White
3.Kareem Saiid
3.Dino Ortolani
4.Cloutier(Bible guy)
5.Jefferson Keane
OZ?
Top 5 saddest deaths
1.Augustus Hill
2.Omar White
3.Kareem Saiid
3.Dino Ortolani
4.Cloutier(Bible guy)
5.Jefferson Keane
This thread is off topic
How? It's a tv show
This board is mainly for penis size comparison and angry mercenary chef man posting
Oz is great for penis size comparisons
Gotta be Adebisi at the top of the chart right?
Yes
>t. Haven't see the show
He barely had an average dick
BBC bros were BTFO
He was still the most effective with it, him and Schillinger
Who else?
Wrong, adebisi had a very average dick, the biggest wieners were Hoyt (the biker), supreme Allah and Ryan O'Reilly
Hoyt had a literal babydick.
Hoyt had a massive dick
Anon must be confusing him with someone else
Are you guys Asian or something? If that's "massive" I'm comically gargantuan.
Cool story bro
It's like 4 inches, homie.
From the ground.
Post dick or stfu
Sadly he's a shower, his dick barely gets bigger when it gets up
Still tho, he's like 6 or 6.5 inches soft and I'm guessing about 7 or 7.5 inches hard, dude's pushing 8 inches
Have you fricked the guy?
He's a porn actor, his hard dick is the first thing you'll find by googling him
Isn't that the dude from FacialAbuse?
I don't want to know what that is
I remember Hoyts dick being pretty large, and I know we saw Ryan naked in the hole, but when did we see Allah's?
>an naked in the hole, but when did we see Allah's?
In the shower when he kicks the shit out of the wheelchair dude, you can see his dick flopping around, pretty big, but smaller than hoyt
it's not TV, it's HBO
Oz is historically significant in that it's the first television show to trick people into watching gay porn.
I don't know why but I always thought Six Feet Under was way gayer and harder to watch than OZ.
How?
You don't remember that season Dexter was going out every night to get his Neg hole pozzed and he got kidnapped? All the gay shit in oz other than Keller and Beecher at least had a power dynamic or dark comedy aspect to it.
Pretty sure there is a power dynamic between Keller and Beecher too, but I don't see how having that makes it less gay or more watchable
What episode did Omar die?
*astral projects at you*
Avenge my death lol
It's not funny anon, just you wait, until it happens to you
>AAAAGHHHAAAA
>What happened to him
>Oh we just sealed him up again
He was Jesus reincarnated right?
You're a freak Omar's death was not sad at all op, it was justified.
How? He did nothing to that guy?
Now you imagine Oz during Covid
If I stop taking this show so seriously will I enjoy it more on a rewatch?
Most likely
maybe if you stop taking yourself so seriously
It's a campy show
>Ay chucky, I ain't trying to step on your toes or nothing, but why would you kill that Italian kid Shibetta? I mean did you really take Ryan O'Reilly's word as the truth? Ay I'm just sayin that was pretty frickin stoopid yu know
Really wish someone had told Chucky what a dumbass he was
Yeah
How would the Tulsa King fair in Oz?
5 minutes in, McManus would be working for him.
Raped. GLASSED. Then end up in the AIDS ward
Double raped
>Now my ass works for you
How do they know each other?
zito worked as stallone's bodyguard
Do you think they ever talk about Oz?
Probably, I mean when you're both doing acting its a pretty natural thing to talk about your roles I assume
https://men.aznude.com/view/movie/o/oz.html
hughes had a nice dick, though it seems to be semi hard there
>Guerra
Are you guys gay or something quit looking at dudes dicks.
This. Watch some girlwiener instead
girlwiener is based and the best of both worlds
damn right, it's like sticking your dick in 3 day old tuna salad
nah but dicks are way more aestethic than the horrors that exist between a woman's legs
Gay
There's nothing gay about comparing another man's wiener to yours, or even staring at wieners. It only becomes GAY if your dick gets hard at it.
my dick gets hard when i frick another man in the ass and watch his limp dick leak. is that gay?
Yes, and based
Fricking homos yuck
Yum
Freak
That's tame
i am glad i am based, but not happy about being gay. homosexuals are disgusting.
fricking homos is great. there's nothing better than the way they squeal. i do also love fricking trannies that have a deep voice. i love how their voices break when they cum because they can't help themselves against my girth
Anon I feel like you have some issues that are best covered elsewhere
i'll frick you, but i don't use covers. step up, prep up homosexual
Tempting offer but I'm going to have to decline
scared you'll fall in love? don't worry, i'll pump and dump you. you'll never get the chance to
No I just doubt you're even in my country
Haha so you'd let him cum down your throat if he was in your country? GAAAAAYY
I'm under the impression that we're having some of kind of back and forth here, I doubt you'd actually want to meet up some rando from Cinemaphile, I might be hideous for all you know
>mcmanus fricks every woman in the series but never touched the black female co
>bellinger fricked every guy but not adebisi because he was black
the actors were married during the series
did they have something against black people?
Doubt it, McManus tried to frick Gloria
Gloria is latina
A black Latina yes
She was about to kiss Doakes but Lopresti cut it
>Prisoner number 805077C
>Anton Chigurh
>Convicted june 7th, 1980
>14 counts of murder in the first degree,possession of illegal weapons, home burglary and arson.
>Sentence? Life imprisonment without the possibility of parole
Surprised it wasn't death, prison sentences are so random
How kino would it be if he went to Oz
Very
>Prisoner number 006999M
>Michael Jackson
>Convicted june 19, 2007
>28 Counts of child molestation
>Sentence? 80 years, up for parole in 25
If Michael went to Oz, would he join the whites or the blacks? he's litteraly both
If he's convicted for molestation he would realistically be rejected by all the gangs, and likely placed in a specific area with other molesters
which gang would he be a part of in em city?
The "Others" probably, Aryans are no chance, Black gang is also no, Muslims maybe if he converted
The Christians
He mogged Ryan hard, you have to admit
I wish they still put refugees in jail
Don't frick with Querns
Omar is so goofy
Loved this lil homie
Same
Life is a mystery…
You picked 3 twice
?
This guy was such a moron and frick up
And why was he written like he was black?
>Yo adebisi, yo my African brother
I cringed so hard
Just whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
He got done dirty. They had to kill all the based Italians guys because they know they would've been running the joint
True true
Margolis is such a good actor, nice to see him not have to put on a thick accent in Oz
Me when I walk into a thread
It's always funny seeing the first episode with based Dino giving him a beatdown and then a fricking swirly like he's a high school bully
True
Loved that little homie Dino, wish Ryan's b***h ass died in the first episode instead
I really dont know why Dino makes it to everyone's top list, there was no depth to the character and he lived and died like a moron. Keane was based though
I disagree, Dino's one episode did a great job showing all his sides and even gave him an arc
>bashes gays
>is a faithful husband
>everybody is afraid of him
>cooks elite veal
what's not to like?
I personally liked how he came to be sympathetic to the AIDS gay and felt a little guilt when confronted with the idea that he may have been responsible for situations like his by selling drugs
You like Jefferson Keane because everyone here says they like him or ? What's your reason?
He had a good, meaningful arc that went hand on hand with the politics that happened in the background and affected everyone in oz and led to the riot and plenty of the shit that happens later on.
I see
Jefferson Keane? Ancient history baby.
Drip check
Dedicated husband
GIMME SOME FRICKING TIIIIIIITS
The scene where Kareem exposes the truth about Arabs enslaving blacks was honestly so based
>gets his own slave later on
kinda hypocritical tbh
That was after he mentored Omar, he even admitted his wrongdoing and apologized to him
Yeah that was nice
Why do black people in America become Muslims? Honestly, if some want to reject Christianity because it was forced on them by slavers why embrace Islam that was also guilty of having a shit ton of slaves?
No clue
The asian priest was a closet case right?
Possible, but I personally didn't think of him that way
he's married to God
This homie lookin festive
>Blocks your path
>Woah take it easy there OZ-gays, we'll take it ovah from here!
>POV: you're in a circlejerk
silvio look like he about to take a BIG BLACK ONE to the face
Number 1 saddest death was Keller. Second saddest was Said.
How you gonna feel bad for keller when he took his life with his own hands?
That anon is a homo
He was sacrificing himself for Keller. It was the ultimate act of love and thus sad.
Keller was sacrificing himself for keller, by killing keller
He was the ultimate narcissist.
>Two words Leo: Interpretive dance