my dad did that with my uncle's wife, then kicked us out. literally the reason why i became a fricking shut-in loser. Moving to a different area with people who hate you because you're white and using the computer as an escape because you live in a crack shack.. Then somehow my mom forgave him.
My dad laughed hysterically and said it was one of the shittiest movies he's ever seen and that I was a stupid kid with bad taste. Good thing my mom cleaned him out in the divorce and he killed himself
I feel sorry for you. You must have had an awful childhood if you could feel cringiness as a child. I assume your parents didn't celebrate christmas. I feel sorry for you.
There are 2 types of kids movies, "Family Friendly" and then "straight up kids only", Pokemon is the latter
These Pokemon movies should have been straight to VHS/DVD just to spare the parents around the world
It was dumb, why would you try to set up the pokemon to fight pokemon that will naturally resist their attacks instead of trying to match them with pokemon they will be supereffective against?
Wasn't a big part of Mewtwo's character the idea that he thought he was a better version than the original Mew? Having the originals fight their clones might not have been optimal from a strategy standpoint but it is definitely true to Mewtwo and his character.
>finding out years later that Pikachu always says "Pika pi" when talking to Ash because it's the name number of syllables as his Japanese name "Satoshi" >this scene he's just calling Ash's name over and over to get his attention
I ain't even gonna hold you homie, outside of the power of one song that film is pretty mid. The Entei, Celebii and and Latias films were way better my dawg.
Nah NTA but the Entei movie was one of the worst since it wasn't even Entei, making the whole movie a lame trick on the audience. Could've replaced Entei with literally anything since it was just magic genie style nonsense at work that it didn't make sense to fight head on. Seeing Brock, Misty, and Ash all try to battle the little girl was so stupid and a waste of time. Pokemon 2000 is in no way, shape, or form worse than that.
Celebi was interesting because of the young Oak but that was like the main good thing about it.
Latias was alright, best thing about it was the girl Latias became.
The way to know if someone thinks Power of One is the best is to ask who their favourite girl and relationship is. If it's Kasumi/Misty and Ash/Misty, then it's Power of One.
I know the first film turns Mewtwo into a moron and ruins the message but how does the dub effect the second one? I always thought it was weird that the entire film only happens because of a pun in the English prophecy.
>Sub Mew is just as bad as Mewtwo and calls the clones inferior, which explains how bloodthirsty Mew was >Dub Mew is more of a Jesus figure, but brawls with Mewtwo and kills Ash anyway
The dub had some good messages but the story suffered from it.
>Sub Mew is just as bad as Mewtwo and calls the clones inferior, which explains how bloodthirsty Mew was
The little, floating cat creature that plays on a windmill and giggles? He shows up and starts trying to exterminate inferior genetic scum?
>food is scarce in their habitat >only the females have the energy to evolve thanks to all the male beta orbiters gifting them their food
Game Freak predicted OF thots and their simp cucks.
If I remember right it was what ghosts would look like with an unidentified shadow before you got some story-related item. It's been like 25 years though so I could be wrong. Why the do I even remember this when I can't remember phone numbers
>Remake the first movie >Dubbing studio rewrites the script to make it closer to the japanese version this time >...but only until halfway through, then start using the 4kids script
>Remake the first movie >Dubbing studio rewrites the script to make it closer to the japanese version this time >...but only until halfway through, then start using the 4kids script
>Takeshi Shudo, head writer of the anime at the time, created Lugia and he sees her as a female. >Shudo originally didn't care what voice the studio gave Lugia (though he recommended using male and female voice at the same time to make it feel more divine) but as time passed, he started to obsess over his own creation and felt that a male voice was unfitting. Lugia was a female and need a female voice, after all, the movie's story (in the japanese version at least) treats Lugia as a mother figure. >By the time he was determined enough to tell the studio to give Lugia a female voice it was too late, the movie's production was almost over and they had already recorded all the dialogue using a male voice actor. The movie was about to come out and there was no time to change it. >In his last few years (before dying from a heart failure caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse) Shudo complained endlessly in his blog about Lugia and how she was a female and the studio ruined her by giving her a male voice
The most recent episode where Pikachu is fighting and you get to see all the Pokémon Ash traveled with starting from the very beginning hit me in a very soft place.
SHUT THE FRICK UP Black folk!
official best ranking >3>>>>1>>>>>>>>>2>>>>>>>>>the rest don't count (didn't watch em)
anyone that don't agree is a homosexual
This was the last movie I watched with my mother in the cinema 🙁
Did she die when you were 8 or something?
She ran away with my dads brother
Grim
That's just the plot to The Northman.
There were Pokemon in the Northman?
Which is the plot of Hamlet
Lion King, but I get what you mean.
>Lion King
I want to stab each of your eyes out and stitch a quilt from your soft tissue
Hakuna Matata
Other way around m8
Cinemaphile would like to have a word.
are you black?
my dad did that with my uncle's wife, then kicked us out. literally the reason why i became a fricking shut-in loser. Moving to a different area with people who hate you because you're white and using the computer as an escape because you live in a crack shack.. Then somehow my mom forgave him.
I finally tried to get out of neetdom and I got rejected for being white. They were looking for latin american candidates. It's better not to try
I like you because you're white 🙂
don't surrender anon, that's what they want
same
she rolled her eyes and said how shit it was
she refused to watch a kid's movie again
I was like 5 or 6 or something
My dad laughed hysterically and said it was one of the shittiest movies he's ever seen and that I was a stupid kid with bad taste. Good thing my mom cleaned him out in the divorce and he killed himself
damn
I was lucky to see it with my older cousin who was also into pokemon at the time
It wasn't the last movie I saw with my mom in theaters but this scene did make her cry
My mom kept calling it PokeMan even after I corrected her
Did she turn to stone too?
(Yoooooouuu)
(Yooooooooooouuuuuu)
This movie is so cringe.
A beta male like you wouldn't understand
It is cringe, even As a kid i thought so, but the scene where ash and all the other pokemon come out of the smoke was absolute kino
I feel sorry for you. You must have had an awful childhood if you could feel cringiness as a child. I assume your parents didn't celebrate christmas. I feel sorry for you.
There are 2 types of kids movies, "Family Friendly" and then "straight up kids only", Pokemon is the latter
These Pokemon movies should have been straight to VHS/DVD just to spare the parents around the world
I always thought the scene where the good pokemon fight the evil clones was the coolest thing ever as a kid
It was dumb, why would you try to set up the pokemon to fight pokemon that will naturally resist their attacks instead of trying to match them with pokemon they will be supereffective against?
Because the fight would be over in seconds, NOT GOOD CINEMA!
Wasn't a big part of Mewtwo's character the idea that he thought he was a better version than the original Mew? Having the originals fight their clones might not have been optimal from a strategy standpoint but it is definitely true to Mewtwo and his character.
They had their abilities taken away. It was just purely a battle of will.
This is the most autistic post i've ever seen. You are autistic.
BROOOOTHERR MY BROTHERRR
>finding out years later that Pikachu always says "Pika pi" when talking to Ash because it's the name number of syllables as his Japanese name "Satoshi"
>this scene he's just calling Ash's name over and over to get his attention
Pokemon 2000 is so much better than Mewtwo Strikes Back, it's not even funny
It's weird that the first movie is never on any streaming services even though Netflix has every other Pokemon film
Why does Slowbro have a crown?
cuz thats slowking, not slowbro
I ain't even gonna hold you homie, outside of the power of one song that film is pretty mid. The Entei, Celebii and and Latias films were way better my dawg.
Nah NTA but the Entei movie was one of the worst since it wasn't even Entei, making the whole movie a lame trick on the audience. Could've replaced Entei with literally anything since it was just magic genie style nonsense at work that it didn't make sense to fight head on. Seeing Brock, Misty, and Ash all try to battle the little girl was so stupid and a waste of time. Pokemon 2000 is in no way, shape, or form worse than that.
Celebi was interesting because of the young Oak but that was like the main good thing about it.
Latias was alright, best thing about it was the girl Latias became.
The way to know if someone thinks Power of One is the best is to ask who their favourite girl and relationship is. If it's Kasumi/Misty and Ash/Misty, then it's Power of One.
>Kasumi/Misty
What?
Her name in JP is Kasumi. Misty in dub.
I know, I'm confused about shipping her with herself.
I fantasized about having sex with Melody back when i was 8yo kid
Watched the shit out of it on VHS
Brother, my brother
Tell me what we shitpost for
Don't say you love me you don't even know me.
Would’ve been much more kino if they couldn’t save him
did you cry when they said goodbye to butterfree??
Yes
I wanted to kms. The flashbacks to when he caught Caterpie broke me, along with Pikachu crying.
Butterfry*
Do Americans really?
I would cook and eat every pokemon, especially pikachu. I bet they taste like pork.
Just Dobson
>Makes a 3D Pokemon movie in 2019
>Instead of giving Pikachu's vacation the same treatment they adapt an obscure bollocks video game.
eat a Snickers and the moon will lose its orbit and ram itself into America.
MAKE IT HAPPEN, With Snickers©
many people don't know about the cut opening scenes involving Dr.Fuji's daughter, who inspired the experiments
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This was in the theatrical release, I remember it.
WHy can't she be real
How come Brock was so horny for every woman he met except for her?
She was a child
Brock was an adult
Don't be disgusting
Brock was like 15 years old
And Misty was like 11. That's a really big age gap when you're that young.
>Every woman
I think you answered your own question
Brock likes older women.
Specifically he liked breasts and ass. Misty had neither.
>DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME>
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME
Japanese > english
The first 2 movies were completely butchered in the dub to the point their plot doesn't even begin to resemble the original japanese plot
I know the first film turns Mewtwo into a moron and ruins the message but how does the dub effect the second one? I always thought it was weird that the entire film only happens because of a pun in the English prophecy.
>Sub Mew is just as bad as Mewtwo and calls the clones inferior, which explains how bloodthirsty Mew was
>Dub Mew is more of a Jesus figure, but brawls with Mewtwo and kills Ash anyway
The dub had some good messages but the story suffered from it.
>Sub Mew is just as bad as Mewtwo and calls the clones inferior, which explains how bloodthirsty Mew was
The little, floating cat creature that plays on a windmill and giggles? He shows up and starts trying to exterminate inferior genetic scum?
Mew is a bit of a dick.
>Dark Ice
Fire/Flying
Black person detected
Kek I was expecting that. Jazz and R&B are just objectively kino. Dont know what to tell you.
Jazz is fine, but R&B is as far from "kino" as you can get.
Outside of pure creativity it's not far off soundwise. R&B is just Jazz for people who've had sex.
>gets murdered by rock, aptly enough
>dark water
huh
Fire/Electric are my favorite types and it's accurate to maybe 30% of what I listen to
Rock/Dark
>Poison/Fire
I wonder what that would be like
Stupid sexy salamander
>food is scarce in their habitat
>only the females have the energy to evolve thanks to all the male beta orbiters gifting them their food
Game Freak predicted OF thots and their simp cucks.
Forgot the pic
How the FRICK did this thing get through the board room meeting?
Gen 7 was extra horny for some reason.
it looks like it belongs in that exodia subway thing
I don't know shit about pokemon beyond the 151; what's "???"?
If I remember right it was what ghosts would look like with an unidentified shadow before you got some story-related item. It's been like 25 years though so I could be wrong. Why the do I even remember this when I can't remember phone numbers
I still remember my mom and dad's cell numbers by heart and they've been dead for years
>ground/electric
Unique, just like me :^)
>fight/dark
did this chart just call me a homie?
>Fire/Rock
Fine
>rock/ground
I'm a geodude
>WE WERE CLOSER THAN BROTHERS
>AND NOW WE HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER
>I WON'T GIVE UP
>I WON'T BREAK DOWN
>I'M NOT GONNA PANIK
KINO
What have you done with the gift of life anons?
I made someone lol with a post I made earlier, his/her life got a little bit of joy from it and that's more than enough for me
What was the post?
Hey I was in that thread. Small board.
Watched slasher movies.
i drank the vodka
I play Age of Empires 2 a lot.
Nips always pull through with their "you can be better than you think you are able to be" shit
Its true. Thats what learning means.
That line is dub only
In japanese Mewtwo just says he’s going to erase their memories
The key message of the movie is that though, the dubgays just had to literally spell it out for the American moron kids.
>dont say you love me, you don't even know me
Used to listen to this on repeat as a kid on my cd player.
Muk would legit be my ace and can easily heem anyone
>grabs u by throat
BACK THE FRICK OFF?!?!?
This guy fuks
How you gonna grab my minimized substitute by the throat?
with my x-accuracy b***h
The American Pokemon theme song is so good
CG Brock looks like he has caterpillars for eyes.
jesus christ how horrifying
I thought this was AI shit
Jesus Christ how horrifying
please tell me they kept the minnesota vikings gag
Nope. They're on a Lapras boat.
Literally the definition of soul vs soulless.
do people like Tracy? I've never met a Tracygay before
Mime, mime!
For me, it's Melody from the second movie.
The legendary birds movie was much better. As was the opening short.
I think this was the first time I experienced what is now just referred to as "cringe", at the ripe old age of 6
these movies were so shit. i feel bad for the adults who had to sit through this
>Remake the first movie
>Dubbing studio rewrites the script to make it closer to the japanese version this time
>...but only until halfway through, then start using the 4kids script
Why?
>that one movie where ash kissed a Latias
Actually he says pikapi which is satoshi in pikachunese
Pokemon: The First Movie is pure kino.
Friendly reminder
>Takeshi Shudo, head writer of the anime at the time, created Lugia and he sees her as a female.
>Shudo originally didn't care what voice the studio gave Lugia (though he recommended using male and female voice at the same time to make it feel more divine) but as time passed, he started to obsess over his own creation and felt that a male voice was unfitting. Lugia was a female and need a female voice, after all, the movie's story (in the japanese version at least) treats Lugia as a mother figure.
>By the time he was determined enough to tell the studio to give Lugia a female voice it was too late, the movie's production was almost over and they had already recorded all the dialogue using a male voice actor. The movie was about to come out and there was no time to change it.
>In his last few years (before dying from a heart failure caused by years of alcohol and drug abuse) Shudo complained endlessly in his blog about Lugia and how she was a female and the studio ruined her by giving her a male voice
I didn't know they let japs get a hold of drugs on that little island
>By the time he was determined enough to tell the studio
frickin japs lol. a whole island of nebbishes.
>they made Lugia a FtM troony
I always assumed she was female anyway. There's even a whole baby Lugia arc in the show.
I remember one scene in the movie, Jessie and James were discussing something and Meowth made a comment about their sexes.
Some kid in the theater loudly shouted
>"DID THEY JUST SAY SEX????"
And I asked my mother what that meant.
Very cringe childhood memory.
>we dreamed of creating the worlds strongest pokemon
>and we succeeded
KINO
>but actually there's other stronger pokemon but we just ain't telling our audience now because we've not extend the franchise yet... anyways
*blocks your path*
The most recent episode where Pikachu is fighting and you get to see all the Pokémon Ash traveled with starting from the very beginning hit me in a very soft place.
SHUT THE FRICK UP Black folk!
official best ranking
>3>>>>1>>>>>>>>>2>>>>>>>>>the rest don't count (didn't watch em)
anyone that don't agree is a homosexual
Well then you're a mega homosexual because I only watched the first movie and because of that it's the best one.
Entei vs Charizard was the largest pop I ever had watching this show as a kid.
Nostalgia aside, this was the best movie
Destiny Deoxys
I got into an argument with someone when I was a kid over whether or not Deoxys was a girl
Why did nobody reply to me earlier...
You’re on a board filled with bots talking to shills. Not many real boys like you me and Timmy.
Bros
Reminder that Pope John Paul II gave his blessing to this movie, once again proving how fricking lame American Protestants are by comparison
only time i cried in the cinema, think I was 8 or 9
I also really really like 3