Padre Amorth (1925-2016)

Discuss this kino Cinemaphile.
Keep in mind the movie was based on real events.

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where his mouth opens wide

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the soijak edit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Esorcista hidden message
          Are nintendomania Black folk cursed beyond repair?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scenes with the pope at the church were filmed in my Church.
      I got to see them film it.

      St.Maximus & St.Domatius Coptic Orthodox church, Dublin.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty cool.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he frick the pig?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey demon, go into this lesser creature if you can"
      Oldest trick in the book, most demons are dumb.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Atheists never get possesed by demons
    atheist bros why do we get discriminated against by demons?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably need to believe in something to begin with for you to generate some sort of energy that they need to do shit is my guess. or just be evil like a serial killer or do evil shit and enjoy it.

      Why don't demons possess high authority people like the president and his cabinet?

      you need to believe plus probably have some sort of of empath or shining like ability for them to be able to use your energy to manifest, talk, posses, or do poltergeist shit. all of this is my head canon based on random shit ive read/watched and tried making realistic sense of it. plus i had a recent experience (i put myself in a situation to confirm or deny this type of shit to begin with) so i know this shit is for real. based on that experience you also have to willlingly be near them and open yourself up to them. if you don't do this you'll most likely never experience anything and go through life never believing in it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          just sharing my thoughts. i never really believed it 100% but kept an open mind and finally confirmed it for myself which is cool. also i was with my wife and my friend who was also with his wife and we told them the whole time its just bs and not to believe in it so that they wouldn't get scared but both of us had an open mind. i was having intrusive thoughts when i was trying to sleep that day and had like inception levels of nightmares for 2 days, kept waking up and it was just another nightmare this happened like 10 times. that's not even counting what happened when i was there, i was nauseous and my neck was burning but i was hiding it and didn'ttell anyone. tbh it was a pretty cool experience knowing that shit is real.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you ok now anon?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, it only lasted 2 days. like i said nothing happened to my wife or my friends wife because they basically shut themselves off from it because we told them to. my friend had similar shit happened to him too though. i'll probably never experience it again though unless you basically put yourself in that position and seek it out though. its very easy to not believe in it like i mentioned.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm happy to read this and i hope you will still be ok in the future and i will pray for it.
                Hopefully in another timeline we will have a comfy ride together and maybe we'll drink a beer and have fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being an atheist in 2023. Where were you when the whole elevator shit happened? I'll never call myself an atheist again after the whole "atheism+" circus.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What elevator? The Shyamalan movie? The frick?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Dawkins elevator incident, you zoomer.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had never heard of it before. Found this

            Richard Dawkins initial Elevatorgate comment at PZ Myers blog Pharyngula on July 2, 2011:

            “ Dear Muslima,
            Stop whining, will you. Yes, yes, I know you had your genitals mutilated with a razor blade, and . . . yawn . . . don't tell me yet again, I know you aren't allowed to drive a car, and you can't leave the house without a male relative, and your husband is allowed to beat you, and you'll be stoned to death if you commit adultery. But stop whining, will you. Think of the suffering your poor American sisters have to put up with.

            Only this week I heard of one, she calls herself Skep"chick", and do you know what happened to her? A man in a hotel elevator invited her back to his room for coffee. I am not exaggerating. He really did. He invited her back to his room for coffee. Of course she said no, and of course he didn't lay a finger on her, but even so . . .

            And you, Muslima, think you have misogyny to complain about! For goodness sake grow up, or at least grow a thicker skin.

            Richard[2][3]

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, what a bunch of nothing. Just read about it on RationalWikia.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >RationalWikia
              You mean "SJWs central" before "SJW" word was even conceived?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know about that, but it was all in there. I'm too jaded to care about what some community once was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're already happy you don't believe in God, so they see no reason to interfere.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life hack unlocked. Enjoy the Babadook b***h

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devil has no need to take control of someone who's already doing exactly what he wants

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're abandoned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You already are

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels pretty chill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atheists are possessed. That's why they don't believe.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started this, i'm like 30 minutes in
    >No Black folk
    >No "muh stronk womyn" characters
    >No lgbt shit
    Already a 3/5 to me.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't demons possess high authority people like the president and his cabinet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why don't demons possess high authority people
      Lmao havent you watched The Omen trilogy?
      Do you really believe people in charge are not possessed by evil forces?
      How do you explain the current state of things unironically?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what you need to believe because you can't face the truth: there are only humans with an inflated sense of self and purpose bickering each other. No one's in control.
        You are not ready for this conversation, though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long term infiltration of freemasonery in Vatican.
        So, yes, in the end it leads to the evil forces.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we don't need demons to do evil shit. Worse yet, we think we are actually doing good. Oh, the tyranny of "good man"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already do

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about this sort of movie anymore. Nobody knows someone who was possessed, we all know it doesn't happen. We have phones. Nobody has been recorded bending in a pretzel floating to the ceiling reciting latin. Even Christians only vaguely entertain the notion that they're supposed to believe in possession, in reality they live in the same world as everyone else where it doesn't happen. It's an antiquated kind of horror.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Momma a total milf
    >Sister such a cutie
    >Old + young men adventure
    Undeŕrated kino?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically a fun movie. not scary, not thrilling---campy, even. but there was a likable quality to it, probably owed to Crowe just Croweing it up as a chunky quirky badass

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will the shilling of this stupid shit ever end

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shilling a movie that isnt in cinema anymore
      We're simply discussing a movie, newbie. Enjoy your stay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buckle up because we're getting more popekino

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Pope's Second Exorcist

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hes that big, that he needs two ranks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, they will expose the role of secret societies (freemasonery) who work for the devil and who are infiltrating and corrupting the Chruch.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Me, a God hater totally unbothered by demonbros
    >Christcucks the room over start shrieking in Latin and pounding on the walls
    Oops looks like you chose the wrong side losers

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that this movie knew what it was supposed to be and went over-the-top. Better than doing another boring straightforward exorcism movie.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post times you acted like L'esorcista del Papa.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ate a taco

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we don't eat tacos in Italy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gf starts to screams some weird stuff at me out of fricking nowhere
      >slap her face countless times
      >tell her to get a grip on reality
      >turns out she was just mad I flirted with her BFF and was seething in Russian, her native tongue
      Not my fault she's friends with a cute little bawd that thirsts my body

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was clearly possessed. Good thing you went L'esorcista del Papa on her.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based esorcista keeping thots from going full demonic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friend's notebook has an awful virus that not only corrupts stuff, it also makes the computer slow af
      >bless a cup of water with two our father and three hail mary
      >throw at it
      >it dies
      >friend gets mad, stops talking with me
      >buys new computer
      >no virus
      All is well by the Grace of the Lord

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mommy help me
    >Speak to him Julia, a mother's love never fails
    >Henry come back to me
    Imagine this message in a time when americans cant even understand what is the difference betwen a male and a female.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ending battle is the two priests against the demon taking the form of two thots
    Why females are so evil, /esorcista/bros...this is not fair.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MGTOW were right since the beginning
      Frick my centrist position, i guess

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that demon means pagan god, another way to destroy the true European heritage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Praying to deities asking for blood sacrifice of animals or humans sounds pretty demonic to me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow almost like it's all about perspective and what you were raised to believe, huh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumb incel cope

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prove him wrong. Explain why you believing what you were raised to makes the odds of you being right greater than when everyone else throughout history followed their own community's local mysticism.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have nothing to prove to subhuman incels. I'm probably the only European itt and our heritage is a Christian one, not what some moronic american like you thinks it is because he read so somewhere while taking a break from jerking off to cartoons.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah thought not

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just encountered Christianity's brightest living mind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The heritage of Europe is Christian

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would someone try to beat THE POPE'S EXORCIST,hes on our side

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are obviously evil people, maybe agents of Satan?
      Esorcista was obviously /ourguy/.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not when l'esorcista del Papa is possessed.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like the poop’s excrement.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Asmodeus

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >villain is Asmodeus.
    Of all the demons why him?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has cute boobies

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the part where they let him use real saintly relics as props and some people started acting freaked out around them during filming and they needed to take breaks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One source will do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AAHH the holy leg bone of Saint Rudometrius I'm going insane!! Help me Black personman!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dying

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        demonic claws scrawled this in the blood of a missing virgin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          God can of course work through physical objects, but thinking that certain ones have some kind of magical power is not Christian. The correct response when a Christian passes away is to respectfully lay them to rest. You can see that this was the apostolic practice regarding Stephen the first martyr (Acts 8:2). They buried him and didn't come back later to harvest his skull to put it on display and pray to it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AAHH the holy leg bone of Saint Rudometrius I'm going insane!! Help me Black personman!!

      Dying

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Human moment

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Crowe a catholic?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The English accent for the demons took me out of it. The ending felt like it was setting up a exorcism/supernatural cinematic universe. What were they thinking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they want to make a trology out of Amorth irl exocisms?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need 199 more sequels

        >The Pope's Exorcist
        >The Pope's Exorcist Rises
        >Pope & Pepe: The Last Exorcist
        Kino?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice breasts on this flick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      post'em

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's that smell?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need 199 more sequels

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was very bad. apart from when he was on his scooter, which i had already seen from a pic on Cinemaphile. that made me kek.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i remember Cruciani calling padre Amorth asking him dumb shit
    >he was always polite and calm and nice
    damn i'm getting old lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2012
      Damn.
      Anyway Jontron's video on padre Amorth is kino.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *