Palpatine: Did you ever hear the Good News of Jesus the Christ?
Anakin: No?
Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Sanhedrin would tell you. It's a story of redemption. Jesus of Nazareth was the son of God, so pious and so selfless that he could use his divine powers to influence reality to create miracles… He had such a knowledge of godliness, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
Palpatine: The unconditional love of the Savior is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
Palpatine: He became so holy… the only thing he cared to do was kill death itself, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he gave his life to save you and I from eternal hellfire, then the Hebrews crucified him. Ironic. He came to save others from death, and they rebuked him.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn of eternal salvation?
Palpatine: Not from a rabbi.
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I’m a jihadi knight like my father before me.
I'll try baking, that's a good trick!
YOU WERE MY SAVIOR JESUS
I LOVED YOU
>may the force be with you
>and also with you, amen
>t. hasn’t gone to Mass in over 10 years.
>was getting crucified part of your plan
Read the Gospel according to Judas
Fanfiction has always been gay
Fanfiction from the antagonist perspective has always been the gayest
Virgil's Divine Comedy is the greatest fanfiction of all time
Of all time
Which is a problem because it's permeated the culture to the point that most people think it's canon
It's heresy, then.
Of courshe
Christ blessed brothers.
Life is hard right now... I'm trying not to give up
I mean…. He wasn’t wrong though.
>I SLEIGHED THEM. I SLEIGHED THEM ALL; DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER... EVEN BLITZEN!
And he tasted just like chicken.
why doesn't star wars have mecha?
Darth Vader is the OG mecha
>at st's
Palpable.
Betray me, one of you will
jesus wouldn't be jesus without judas. judas was jesus' greatest follower and did what he had to do to fulfill the prophesy and save mankind. he was not evil.
So the israelites that condemned jesus were also fine? They ultimately passed the verdict of death. Were they also blameless, fulfilling their destiny as condemners of the savior? I call bs
The israelites who condemned Jesus were acting in accordance of their father, the Devil.
Judas was Jesus' greatest discipline and a brother to him. He did what Jesus commanded him because His death was required for salvation
Not true at all, read the gospels
Is that why he ran off and killed himself when the magnitude of what he’d done hit him, dumbass?
Matthew and Luke are basically fanfiction of Mark. They're non-canon
Judas was his greatest disciple, and a brother to him. Jesus needed a brother on the inside to run interference in Hell and start a guerilla operation to overthrow Satan.
Merry Christmas, Anon.
Your text made me smile.
Merry Christmas.
Feliz Navidad.
Frohe Weinachten.
Buon Natale.
Joyeux Noël.
My Christmas cheer has doubled since we last met, Santa.