Palpatines Death

How did Vader kill the Emperor like this?
Why didn’t Emperor Palpatine start jumping and flipping around the room like he did in George Lucas’s Revenge of the Sith and Filoni’s Clone Wars series?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill
    somehow

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No leverage.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was too focused on zapping Luke alive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually he made his lightning curve towards vader. op has a point though in that the prequel acrobatics were moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the OT the emperor is clearly meant to be a classical dark wizard and Vader is his evil knight. He doesnt need a sword because he’s really old and he has all kinds of awesome spells (even though he only ever reads the future / emotions and uses lightning on-screen). Then this was ruined when he was allowed to fight Yoda (another guy who didnt need a sword to be impressive) for the benefit of manchildren everywhere

        Should have another spell lmao

        because George is a hack

        You RLM gays are so moronic it's unreal. Why the frick wouldn't an ultra powerful magic user be able to use some of that literal fricking magic power to make himself more agile. Why is the force STRICTLY limited to lifting shit and lightning in your moronic boomer brains. How the hell would someone NOT be able to use the force to grant themselves strength and agility beyond what they should be capable of.
        And to answer the OPs non question, he was thrown straight down the middle of the shaft, there was nothing to jump off of. No one has ever been seen just flying using force magic so he can pushing himself around like a pinball all he wants he's still falling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why the frick wouldn't a runner be able to make himself stronger

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Non sequitur

            leia used flying force powers. You can't say that doesn't count because you're arguing that Yoda never needed a walking stick

            The sequels aren't canon, this is agreed upon. They weren't worked on by George, who worked on the OT and the PT. Also I never said Yoda never needed a walking stick. The force is clearly and obviously mentally straining and requires a lot of concentration. This is true in the OT as well. For Yoda to use the force so he could walk normally at all times would put an unnecessary drain on his mind when he could just float around on his drone thingy until he needs to battle. This is simple but boomers can never wrap their heads around it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The prequels aren't canon, that's more agreed upon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good job not addressing a single argument. You're also absolutely wrong even in this bullshit point. In terms of percentage of fans it goes OT > PT > ST. There are many more people who wish the sequels weren't canon than internet RLM morons who wish the prequels, who were created by the same person who created the OT with much more money and resources, weren't canon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your wrong, it's more people who don't think the prequels are canon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Proof? The same people who made the sequels can't stop shoving prequel member berries into their movies and shows. Meanwhile I can't find a single defender of the prequels who likes the dogshit sequels. You can cry and scream all you want but that doesn't make it true.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just checked the contract, the sequels are canon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >P-prequels are canon but the equally shitty s-s-sequels AREN’T!
              Just become an OT purist like me, little buddy. Thrawn trilogy and three fantastic films are all you need.
              >You’re RLM you’re RLM!
              Still dont know what that means. Didnt those guys enjoy Solo and Rogue One? Lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just become a homosexual like me
                No thanks. A canon where there were only ever like five jedi and they didn't do anything except pray and meditate is really lame.
                >Didn't those guys enjoy Solo and Rogue One?
                Yes, because like most prequel haters, they're morons with shit taste who usually like nu-Star Wars slop. These are the people who said JJ Abrams should have directed the prequels, then went on to pretend it was moronic to have him direct the sequels. These are the people who you get you hatred of the prequels from so you inherit their shit taste.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          leia used flying force powers. You can't say that doesn't count because you're arguing that Yoda never needed a walking stick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why is the force STRICTLY limited to lifting shit and lightning in your moronic boomer brains.
          you're clearly not an author. the more limited the force is in scope the less an author can use it as a stupid asspull. a significant part of star wars' decline lies in the force being all-powerful. back when it was just limited telekinesis and shit it was way more compelling.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The force allowing you to be stronger and more agile is in no way an asspull. Using it to just fly around in space and summon force lightning after death is an asspull. You see how this works? It doesn't need to be strictly limited to telekinesis to be a good writing device, there's a happy middle ground where it just can't make you into an immortal and the prequels pulled that off.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i didnt say it was an asspull. i said broadening what the force can do leads to authors asspulls. see mousewars. the force needs to be restricted in scope, whatever the scope is.
              what was the suggested was an ultrapowerful magic user who can also buff his physical abilities.
              that is exactly what the force SHOULD NOT be. unfortunately it has become something akin to that and therefore boring.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's established in the very first movie you can just compel anyone to do what you want and it's not even some evil thing to do it, meaning everything after that was an asspull imo. Obi-Wan didn't even need to cut that one guy's arm off in the bar. He could've just waved his arm and told him to stop or cut his own arm off if he'd wanted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but that would be bad story-telling because it would be repetitive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it wouldn't. Just have Jedi not involve themselves in non Jedi shit. It makes 0 sense for anyone to even try to fight jedi. It's why mandalorians are so fricking gay to me. Just tell them to stupid helmet wearing morons to drop their guns or better yet let them take off in their gay jetpack then force push them in the same direction they're trying to fly and watch them lose control and spin out and crash and die.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry you dont understand how script-writing works. go back to playing RPGs.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im sorry you like shitty movies. Don't talk to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No one has ever been seen just flying using force magic

          Probably the dumbest scene in cinema history is Leia flying through space w THE FORCE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why didn't he use the literal magic power while Vader was carrying him, before he was thrown, to make himself stronger, or even just heavier? Hell, why doesn't he use any other force ability to attack Vader other than the shitty force lightning that is obviously just for torture. You talk down to people dude and then you can't combine your two brain cells to produce an intelligent post.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the OT the emperor is clearly meant to be a classical dark wizard and Vader is his evil knight. He doesnt need a sword because he’s really old and he has all kinds of awesome spells (even though he only ever reads the future / emotions and uses lightning on-screen). Then this was ruined when he was allowed to fight Yoda (another guy who didnt need a sword to be impressive) for the benefit of manchildren everywhere

      Should have another spell lmao

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Vader lift Luke up with the force before he fell in Empire?
    Why didn't Luke force choke the rancor or put it to sleep?
    Why didn't Vader just stop the Millennium Falcon with the force?
    Why didn't Luke control the AT-AT to blow up the other AT-ATs like Cal Kestis?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't Luke force choke the rancor or put it to sleep?
      Hes got a pretty big neck

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because George is a hack

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to know what a tashi station is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The radio shack of tattooine. They used to sell power converters and droid parts but now its just a comm link store.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      prostitute house
      Luke wanted to "pick up" some "power converters"

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Vader’s mechanical grip was so strong Palpatine knew from the start he’d be mortally wounded at best, so chose to begin transferring his mind to Exegol instead of fighting back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could we have known?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you know? The Uruk-Hai were an orc hybrid species birthed in pig slop by Sauronman using evil magic and shit
        >Yes I did know that, as there were multiple hints and a cutaway sequence explicitly detailing this. Thanks, PJ!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He personally chose Anakin because he knew of his raw potential power through direct observation of his Jedi training. He knew about Vader because he personally trained him as a Sith, and provided Vader with the doctors and cyborg body parts/life support system.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In which part of the OT they tell you that?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't Obi Won tell babby desert Luke about how he knew Luke's father and how he was a badass that was "killed" by Vader? Doesn't everyone in the OT know who Vader and Emperor Palpatine are? Doesn't Luke discover that Vader is Anakin Skywalker?

            those parts, fricking duh

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's some sad shit. Motherfrickah said he didn't wanna live no mo'. He jumped.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's old and wretched now and simply can't do the jumps

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the video games his special power is floating around

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels aren't canon.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't because palpatine returned

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets forcecucked by the sperm of his own clone

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have had Vader use Luke's lightsaber to kill him. George is a hack. The whole redemption arc was gay and rushed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea of redemption is hilarious in star wars...seriously what even is morally justifiable in star wars? The jedi are c**ts. You can end 99% of fights before they even happen by waving your arms around but instead you dedicate most of your life to complex laser sword karate so you can maim them instead. It isn't evil to mind control people or chop them the frick in half when they can't even really harm you since you can even stop laser gun shots with your mind or just by holding your hand up like Vader did in Cloud City and bam, normies can't do jackshit. Obi-Wan and all the others really are buttholes. Oh they can't just steal Watto's part but they can rig an elaborate bet against him instead of just mind controlling someone else and doing a currency swap to appease him?
      But they HAVE to leave Shmi behind because you can't have any connections huh? Obi-Wan couldn't tell Padmé to just buy Shmi at an exorbitant rate and put her safely away as a palace maid on Naboo to make Anakin's life less miserable and shitty?
      Obi-Wan can tell drug dealers to go away and not bother him but he can't mind control the people on Kamino to tell him the truth or Jango to spill the beans on his employer?
      Mace couldn't slice off Jango's hands and then spare him, compel him to tell him what the frick is going on when he knows the clones are FROM JANGO and Jango is standing right next to Dooku?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo how dare the jedi act in self defense!!
        >NOO YOU CANT RIP OFF A CHILD SLAVE OWNING israelite ALIEN NOOOOOO
        Ask me how i know youre a israelite

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >owning slaves is bad
          Liberal homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay moishe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. disgusting prequelwatcher

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Emperor was pushing 290 at this point. He was way too old. Why do you think he needed a replacement like Luke?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    According To Ian McDiarmid:
    >they'll see he is apparently moved — and of course, he is. He can just do it. He can, as it were, turn it on. And I suppose for him, it's also a bit of a turn-on — the pure exercise of power is what he's all about. That's the only thing he's interested in and the only thing that can satisfy him — which makes him completely fascinating to play, because it is an evil soul.

    His force lightning feels orgasmic for him and so he couldn't just abruptly stop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He stops like three or four times to monologue to Luke while torturing him. It's clearly an on-off situation, like he was edging. Unless by the end he was almost literally orgasming, which there's no indication of, the scene makes no sense. And not just because of Prequel retcons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude was gooning in his goon cave and vader comes over and throws him in the pit…

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out his powah was very limited

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a bad back and bad hips, no way was he gonna pull off the same crazy acrobatics he did 26 years ago.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing that's consistent about Sheev in all three trilogies is that once he starts channeling lightning he can't easily stop to do other things

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except in this exact scene where he stops multiple times

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that to so many people, the answer isn't completely obvious (Palpatine is a very old and frail man here, he was already old in the prequels) says a lot about how fricking stupid "fans"(autists) are.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas is an Insufferable homosexual who simps for Lindsey Lohan and poisoned his own well. Plain and simple. Palpatine should've stayed dead here.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palps was old and crippled from his Force Lightning attack that got turned on him in ROTS. Throw in how he was focused on Luke and then before he knows it in the air and tossed over the side. And throw in how he got zapped again when Vader was holding him and he was zapping Vader.

    Old, distracted, hurt. Palps didn't have time to come up with a Plan B.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming the 7 foot tall murderous cyborg holding him was part of why he didn't flip around.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lightning hit Vader which means Palpy probably ended up inadvertently zapping himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like he did in George Lucas’s Revenge of the Sith
      Since you've watched it you show know that the biggest flaw with his force lightning is he can't turn it off good, it's why Mace Windu almost killed him by stunlocking him by reflecting the lightning (which is how Rey beats him iirc)

      The fricking lighting went from cool power to the most moronic one. He loses every time he uses it, wtf.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Force has been able to augment physical abilities since as early as ESB. Luke fricking flies out of the carbon freezing chamber during his duel with Vader.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true fighting power doesnt rely on doing cartwheels and shit. that's mostly for amateurs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine kinda forgot how to augment himself using the force.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also apparently forgot he had not 1 but 2 red lightsabers in his jacket he could've used.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you practice augmenting your physical abilities when you can read minds and fry people without any effort
        jesus christ starwars gays dont even understand the OT it's pathetic

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like he did in George Lucas’s Revenge of the Sith
    Since you've watched it you show know that the biggest flaw with his force lightning is he can't turn it off good, it's why Mace Windu almost killed him by stunlocking him by reflecting the lightning (which is how Rey beats him iirc)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except he turns it off plenty in the exact scene in the OP dipshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      According To Ian McDiarmid:
      >they'll see he is apparently moved — and of course, he is. He can just do it. He can, as it were, turn it on. And I suppose for him, it's also a bit of a turn-on — the pure exercise of power is what he's all about. That's the only thing he's interested in and the only thing that can satisfy him — which makes him completely fascinating to play, because it is an evil soul.

      His force lightning feels orgasmic for him and so he couldn't just abruptly stop

      The one thing that's consistent about Sheev in all three trilogies is that once he starts channeling lightning he can't easily stop to do other things

      Alright now where did this moronic talking point come from, did some youtuber make a video again?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it established that Vader is more powerful than the emperor? Ignoring that the emperor is an ancient bag of bones Vader is like a chained tiger who finally turns on his master.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only a master of evil, Darth
    Huh thats weird, did Obi-Wan get a bit senile? Darth isn’t Anakin Skywalker’s first name. Vader was planned to be Luke’s father all along… Right prequelbros?

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