Paramount is Kill

>David Ellison's Skydance Media is "kicking the tires" on Paramount's assets, Puck News' Matthew Belloni reports, and it's a real possibility since Skydance is well funded and is less likely to run into regulatory issues than rival media companies like Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) or NBCUniversal (CMCSA).
>Paramount last month also implemented a new pay plan for executives covering a change in control of the company.
https://puck.news/shari-inches-toward-parting-with-paramount/

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make one of the most profitable movies of all time in Top Gun just last year.
    >squander all the money
    Some execs are so dumb they just deserve to fail and take way too long to do it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re making seven Star Trek shows at once. And no one wants to watch even a single one of them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are making 2. The other ones are cancelled or at another streaming.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          which two? not trying to play "gotcha" here
          I know the animated janeway one got cancelled. picard is over. std is still going? snw still going? did they strangle in the crib section 31? didn't kurtzman talk about a star fleet academy show?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds are the only runs actually running. And even LD had a season ender that could work as a quasi-finale. SNW ended on a cliffhanger. The Academy and S31 shows seem unlikely to move past scripting, given the financial problems facing Paramount.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >only runs
              goddamn it. only "ones"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Star Trek Discovery on Netflix/Paramount+
        >gets bad ratings and is hated by fans but extremely well liked by liberal gay Californians
        >quietly cancel the show, but let them film a wrap-up "ending" so the CHUDs don't win and the studio doesn't look like it's cancelling a diverse and inclusive show
        >Sense8 on Netflix
        >gets bad ratings and is hated by sci-fi fans but extremely well liked by liberal gay Californians
        >quietly cancel the show, but let them film a wrap-up "ending" so the CHUDs don't win and the studio doesn't look like it's cancelling a diverse and inclusive show
        ok so studios ARE capable of letting shows wrap things up instead of canceling abruptly, but they only do it when the show has gays in it?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked how Picard was so hated they finally decided for the last season to actually turn it into something the fans would want to watch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just distributed, Skydance actually made it along with a couple of other production studios. Same with the MI movies.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would legit laugh my ass off if Skydance goes from being a low-level producing partner for Paramount to literally owning them in less than 15 years

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paramount is dying
    >Disney is dying
    >Warners are in trouble
    >Fox is gone
    >MGM is sold to Amazon
    How's Universal still hanging?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Slop, Fast and Furious and Illumination's animated movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah. I forgot F&F was theirs, thought it was Sony/Columbia Pictures who are also still standing on their own.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          funny how less than a decade ago everyone thought Sony/Columbia was circling the drain and should be bought by Disney, and today they're the ones in the best shape since they don't have an unprofitable streaming albatross around their necks

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sony is basically propped up solely by the Playstation at this point.
            More then half of all of Sony's revinue is from the PS now. They're unironicly a videogame company more then anything.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure most of Sony's revenue comes from selling insurance in Japan.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was wrong, guess its not half, thought I had read that.
                But it's still a bit more then 1/3 and is more then any other segmant.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But it's still a bit more then 1/3 and is more then any other segmant.
                31.58% is less than 1/3 but still far more than I thought. I thought it was like 20% games and insurance with over 30%. I'm honestly shocked the PS5 is successful. I've had no desire to buy one and probably won't until the next GTA. Worse gen in memory for me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand why the best selling hardware in a 250 billion worldwide market is successful? KWAB.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why it's selling at all. It has barely any fricking games you can't play on a PC or even a PS4.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >propped up by gaming subsidiary that has no games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has Comcast backing it, and they've got deep pockets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      By being smart enough to be content with the free money that licensing your properties across the streaming services gets you. Literally no one wants to go back to cable package cringe and people will gladly pay $30 for a movie or single on prime to have all the things they want to watch in one place.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >By being smart enough to be content with the free money that licensing your properties across the streaming services gets you.
        They have Peawiener which is the most irrelevant streaming service of all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Universe horseshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How's Universal still hanging?

      They’re owned by Comcast

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Paramount produced anything of note in the last 10 - 15 years outside Top Gun: Maverick?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the Mission: Impossible movies were good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is Skydance too. Seems like they need Skydance more than the other way around tbh.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watchmen
      Up in the Air
      Shutter Island
      How to Train Your Dragon
      True Grit
      Rango
      Hugo
      Young Adult
      Jack Reacher
      Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
      The Wolf of Wall Street
      Interstellar
      10 Cloverfield Lane
      Star Trek Beyond
      Arrival
      Mother!
      Annihilation
      Bumblebee
      Crawl
      Mission: Impossible sequels
      Babylon
      Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
      The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial
      Killers of the Flower Moon

      They also distributed MCU till Disney bought Marvel. So 2008-2012.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leak M&A story to manipulate stock value above open call option price which conveniently expire today
        go to SEC jail

        do you keep that list in your pocket or something?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I just quickly went through their wiki filmography. Took the ones I liked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Watchmen
        >Interstellar
        co-distributed through Warner
        >Up in the Air
        >How to Train Your Dragon
        Dreamworks productions, now owned by Universal
        >Annihilation
        Netflix film
        >Killers of the Flower Moon
        Apple film

        >Shutter Island
        >True Grit
        >Rango
        >Hugo
        >Young Adult
        >Jack Reacher
        >Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
        >The Wolf of Wall Street
        >10 Cloverfield Lane
        >Star Trek Beyond
        >Arrival
        >Mother!
        >Bumblebee
        >Crawl
        >Mission: Impossible sequels
        >Babylon
        >Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
        >The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial
        Some decent titles among that but not much that's particularly noteworthy and not a great deal that were highly successful and some outright flops. Pretty lacklustre output for 15 years.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Watchmen
          Also co-produced it.
          >Annihilation
          >Netflix film
          Produced by Skydance, DNA Films, Scott Rudin Productions and Huahua Media. Paramount distributed the movie in North America and China. International distro rights were sold to Netfix. Doesn't make it a "Netfilx film".

          >Due to a poorly received test screening, David Ellison, a financier and producer at Skydance, became concerned that the film was "too intellectual" and "too complicated", and demanded changes to make it appeal to a wider audience, including making Portman's character more sympathetic, and changing the ending. Producer Scott Rudin sided with the director, who did not want to alter the film. Rudin, who had final cut privilege, defended the film and refused to take notes from Ellison.[4]

          >On December 7, 2017, it was announced that, due to the clashes between Rudin and Ellison, and the shift in Paramount's leadership, a deal had been struck allowing Netflix to distribute the film internationally. According to this deal, Paramount would handle the American, Canadian, and Chinese release, while Netflix would begin streaming the film in other territories 17 days later

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they have Tom Cruise AND Scorcese
        >they frick it up
        how? HOW? both names are guaranteed money printers. you can be completely fricking asleep at the wheel and make money with these 2 signed to your studio. you could do NOTHING ELSE and be one of the biggest brands in entertainment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the movies, Paramount+ is a money drain. But they really had no choice because the future involves streaming. Only Netflix, Amazon and Disney really have the money to pour into the streaming money pit until it becomes profitable. The financials in Netflix are highly suspect, but they were the first adopter so have that advantage. There's going to be massive media consolidation in the next decade.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every streamer is a money drain. They all bet on cheap money forever, but interest rates did go up, so they are up shit creek without a paddle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every streamer is a money drain. They all bet on cheap money forever, but interest rates did go up, so they are up shit creek without a paddle.

        Paramount Plus is a uniquely bad money drain. They have some good shows. But I think their misuse of Star Trek initially damaged them. They have since gotten better at Star Trek, but it’s probably too late

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But I think their misuse of Star Trek initially damaged them

          they really dropped the ball on that one wtf were they even thinking with STD. they should of made a solid new show with likable characters set 20 years after nemesis. kurtzman is a fricking shit show runner never understood why they did not shit can him for fricking up over and over again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person
      Bane
      Sneed
      Chuck
      Kevin
      Nash

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apple should buy Paramount/ Showtime. This will give Apple TV a huge content library, and will be much more affordable and logical than buying the deeply controversial and failing Disney brand.

    Let Disney collapse. The Rey Palpatine movie will be the biggest flop of all time. Let them collapse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Rey Palpatine movie will be the biggest flop of all time.
      I legitimately don't think that will end up making it to production.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the news about Star Wars projects legit feels like that one dramatic friend we all have that announces plans or news on social media before anything is fully official, because they're so excited over it, and then they look stupid when the plans inevitably fall through because it wasn't official yet
        I would bet my house that the news of a "Rey Palpatine" movie stemmed from a causal meeting with Rey's actress with nothing signed on paper or anything concrete, and some dramaprostitute terminally-online chick in the room leaked the news
        >NEW REY MOVIE CONFIRMED, PRODUCTION STARTING SOON

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It will (from a financial or logical point of view, it absolutely shouldn’t), but it will.

        The entire point of the Sequel trilogy was to rewrite the Star Wars story to center Rey Palpatine and to diminish Anakin, Leia, Han and Luke. This has been Kennedy’s obsession since day one. She will force the Rey movie out even if it destroys her, Disney and everyone else. She’s a fanatic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kennedy has proven to somehow be bulletproof over the last decade but 2023 has been disastrous for Disney and Iger is under serious heat. I think there will be pressure to make significant changes in the release slate of all of their studios, including Lucasfilm.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kennedy has reeled off 9 or 10 straight flops and nothing has happened to her. It’s clear her job is not at all performance based, and her products could all be massive successes or massive flops and it doesn’t matter.

            That’s very revelatory as to what’s going on

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kennedy has reeled off 9 or 10 straight flops and nothing has happened to her. It’s clear her job is not at all performance based, and her products could all be massive successes or massive flops and it doesn’t matter.

            That’s very revelatory as to what’s going on

            I've said it a hundred times already, but Kennedy must know where all the bodies are buried if you know what I mean. She's been around for a long time so she probably has dirt on everyone important and that makes her bulletproof.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read "You'll Never Eat Lunch In This Town Again" by Julia Phillips. She was friends with Kennedy, Spielberg and all those people when she was a producer. Let's just say Kathleen Kennedy has more information on the Big players than Julia Phillips and her book caused a big scandal.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

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          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick /misc/. Why is disliking Disney Star Wars a /misc/ issue?? I don’t get it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because not liking Disney Star Wars is anti-semitic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How?? Kathleen Kennedy is Irish Catholic. Tony Gilroy is Irish. Favreau and Filoni are Italian. I don’t get it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Favreau
                Favreau is a israelite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the news about Star Wars projects legit feels like that one dramatic friend we all have that announces plans or news on social media before anything is fully official, because they're so excited over it, and then they look stupid when the plans inevitably fall through because it wasn't official yet
        I would bet my house that the news of a "Rey Palpatine" movie stemmed from a causal meeting with Rey's actress with nothing signed on paper or anything concrete, and some dramaprostitute terminally-online chick in the room leaked the news
        >NEW REY MOVIE CONFIRMED, PRODUCTION STARTING SOON

        I fricking hope so. From all the spin-off projects they announced officially and unofficially, it would be a fricking travesty if the Rey's Own Movie would be the one to make through to production.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off moron. Apple is as bad as Disney, they're diversity over quality as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      steve jobs former wife is the largest single disney shareholder because steve sold pixar to disney. if they were going to acquire disney they would have done it long ago. i dont think they have any interest

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad wants to watch NCIS Sydney but refuses to get paramount+

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My dad wants to watch NCIS Sydney

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I hope this means the Frasier reboot will not get more seasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His Trump praising already cancelled S02 and his future in the X-Men.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warner Brothers is probably next.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow look at that great programming!
    help if the app actually worked.
    Honestly it's the worst, most unreliable app I've ever used. And I will never pay $ for it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything that image is advertising disgusts me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That image of Patrick Stewart sure screams Star Trek!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it screams the state of the franchise today.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          old, cranky, and confused?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there three Trevor Noahs?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work for Paramount+. The app never works, especially for Roku and Firestick users.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really decide to hop in the streaming game because of Yellowstone?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they were in it before, but with another name, CBS All Access, IIRC.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >regulatory issues
    Kek as if anyone in the government gives a frick about companies merging anymore.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with Peawiener, it there anything good on there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phillip Jack Brooks and Vincent Kennedy McMahon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good riddance.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit its a total speculation non-story. the writer literally says so in the second paragraph why in the holy frick did you make this sorry thread jfc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exaggerating for engagement

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does this mean for the voyager enterprise crossover movie trilogy?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puck.news
    This sounds like some pajeet clickbait farm.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these huge media companies being destroyed because tried to take out Netflix. Netflix won. Now Disney and WB releasing content back to Netflix which they said they’d never do. What’s with Netflix and their ability to crumble much bigger corporations.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Netflix won.
      Netflix feels more irrelevant than ever tbqh. I barely even think about Netflix these days.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        free ones like pluto have all the good stuff anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do know nflx is like -14 bilion in the hole still right? lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Streaming isn’t profitable at all.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nflx is actually profitable rn but they have a deep hole to dig out of and as more licensing dries up for them and they have to resort to original content its going to get tougher

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn’t profitable because the
          budgets for their content is ridiculous. Disney spent like 60-70 million on awful Willow TV show. Most expensive network TV show is like a million an episode. And that’s a show that bringing in massive viewers and advertisement bucks. Think Friends, The Office, etc

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the frick are you talking about. galecki and cuoco made like $24 million each for the final season of big bang theory and that bazinga guy too

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That only final season. 11 fricking seasons. Show final season ranked as most expensive network show at 12 mill an episode. Now compare that to first season of Wandavision which cost 25 million an episode! BBT averaged 17 million views. Supposedly 6 million watched Wandavision. But I don’t trust self reported steaming ratings

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh, i never questioned the cost of streaming OC but your estimate of $1m per ep to produce a network tv show was absurdly wrong

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn’t that off

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i posted a screen grab without a source
                >it must be true

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it isnt profitable because they are trying to make billions of dollars off $20 subscriptions instead of just demand billions from ford tide and geico. people can not watch, but corporations need to advertise

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              People aren’t going to go back to advertising. Amazon doing it. Hulu does it with option pay more for no advertising. I know Netflix almost did it but people went psycho over the idea

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nflx posted their most profitable quarter ever in q3 2023 due to adding ad tier subs

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                People just going to have to accept adds. No way around it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ads for poor people and people that don't care about what they spend will get the elite subscription. Like sporting events, nosebleed seats for the poor and 50 yard line seats for the people that think it's worth it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem for Netflix is that Apple and Amazon have money to burn and are a lot bigger than Netflix. All the failures that Apple and Amazon have produced are just a drop in the bucket. Tubi and Pluto are also a big threat to Netflix. Those services don't have debt and turn a profit because all their content is dirt cheap to acquire.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its hard to put amazon into the comparison argument when it comes to streaming. 99% of amazon prime streaming service only have it because they already pay for amzn prime for free shipping. if they werent tied together almost nobody would pay a standalone monthly sub for their streaming service

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why not release the shows for free on their own free platform? like how they did before cable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean on networks, paid for by shitloads of advertising?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      paramount actually owns PLUTO TV. they have much of their content available on pluto for "free" its 100% ad based like broadcast tv was

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*slowly raises paw*
    I liked Lioness. It was comfortably cliche and the main dyke was cute.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    total yellowstone death

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    eh, they would shut it down if it wasnt working. they use pluto as an ad itself to drive people to buy subs on paramount. they get you hooked with limited eps of series and or just bombard with ads for stuff only on their pay site

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