Parker Posey

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice Vegeta hairline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to piccolo her vegeta if you get what I am saying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >piccolo
        Meaning you have a small wiener?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

    FOR A LONG TIME, WHEN I —A MILLENNIAL— WAS A KID, MY FATHER —A BOOMER— BELIEVED THAT I WAS HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH A PHASE IN WHICH I LIKED THE COLOUR YELLOW; BECAUSE I OVERLY LIKED «JOSIE, AND THE PUSSYCATS» (2001); BECAUSE I LIKED «POP» MUSIC; BECAUSE I CARED TOO MUCH ABOUT MY HAIR, AND MY CLOTHES.

    THERE NEVER WERE ANY FORBIDDEN «MOVIES» IN MY FAMILY HOUSEHOLD, APART FROM PORNOGRAPHIC ONES, OBVIOUSLY, BUT MY PARENTS NEVER LET US WATCH GORE, OR CRUDE HORROR, FOR WHICH, NOW, I AM GRATEFUL; THEY PROHIBITED ME, AND MY SIBLINGS, FROM WATCHING «CAT/DOG», THE CARTOON, BECAUSE «CAT» CALLED THE MOUSE CHARACTER «AN IMBECILE».

    PARKER POSEY WAS IN «JOSIE, AND THE PUSSYCATS» (2001); SHE WAS ALSO IN «BLADE: TRINITY» (2004); I WAS WATCHING «BLADE: TRINITY» (2004) ON THE TELEVISION, CIRCA 2005; MY FATHER WAS IN THE ROOM; HE SAW PARKER POSEY'S CHARACTER, AND SAID:

    —HOW UGLY, THAT TYPE OF WOMAN; THAT PHENOTYPE; MANNISH; IT REMINDS ME OF THAT OTHER ACTRESS, FROM THE CHEVY CHASE «MOVIE» WHERE THEY GO TO EUROPE [«NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION» (1985)].

    MY FATHER COMMENTED SOMETHING SIMILAR WHEN WE WERE WATCHING «THE MATRIX» (1999), REGARDING «TRINITY», OR CARRIE ANNE MOSS; WHICHEVER: MY FATHER, TYPICALLY, DOES NOT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE THESPIAN, AND THE CHARACTER PLAYED BY THE THESPIAN.

    I LIKE THAT PHENOTYPE THOUGH; PROBABLY BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE THAT.

    WHAT DID MY FATHER MEAN BY THAT?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bow to your autism; it is magnificent and awe inspiring. Mine pales in comparison.

      https://i.imgur.com/4FOjn0s.jpeg

      I liked her in The House of Yes. Very becoming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wretched gnostic freak

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You moved on from Mckenna to Parker Posey?Weird move

      • 2 weeks ago
        ࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇

        ?

        NO.

        I ONLY LIKE POSEY AS A PERSON.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had such a horn for vacation era Beverly D'Angelo.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can parker posey on my face, if you know what I mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In English, doc!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would've been the perfect Harley Quinn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too good for the role.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i miss the nineties
      94-97 were golden

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to taste her toes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >55 years old
    dry pusy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok ben

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >55 years old
      WOULD
      REPEATEDLY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic is from 2006
        her pusy is dry bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what lube is for

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her ass and breasts looked incredible in Beau is afraid

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pokey parser

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's better than 99% of actresses but her filmography is totally mediocre.
    Either she refused the casting couch or she makes bad career choices.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the type to refuse the couch and frick the intern just to spite the sexual abusers.
      She's also secretly in a serial killer duo with Molly Parker. The name is a coincidence, but they went with it and are calling themselves The Parker Sisters: Game Over.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked her in Blade 3 or was it 4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was thunderc**t in Blade III

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