Parts 1-4 and 6 are the only good ones. Everything after is trash.

Parts 1-4 and 6 are the only good ones. Everything after is trash.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain why 5 is bad.
    >BUT MUH ROY IT’S NOT REALLY JASON
    Not an argument.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just dont like it bruh

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because (You) have shit taste

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the tone is jarringly inconsistent. It can't decide if it wants to be horror or comedy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. The movie is all over the place but it woulda been interesting to see tommy become jason. He was more suited to a hero character anyways

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 is fun.

        >It can't decide if it wants to be horror or comedy.
        It wants to be both, that's why it's a horror movie that includes comedy. 6 does the same thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's moronic, not clever, funny, or comfy.
      >inb4 "muh boobs!"
      Bad entry, not cannon. OP is correct that the original quadrilogy and part 6 are the best.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is facts about a new beginning

        3 isn't good. 4 is the goat though. X and FvJ are good fun.

        I personally dont like Jason x much but freddy vs jason is kinda kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny and comfy. It also is canon. Tommy gets put into a mental hospital after 5 and gets out at the beginning of 6. There were even gonna be returning characters from 5 at one point.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kills sucks

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 isn't good. 4 is the goat though. X and FvJ are good fun.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all suck

    horror sucks

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like 7. It would've been one of the best had it not been completely neutered by censorship.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1: b movie charm
    2: best nude scene skinny dipping girl
    3, 4, 5: all suck but 4 slightly less plus it had Crispin and Corey, but lack of boobs
    6: the best one, the only criticism is the lack of gore, the kills are kinda week
    I stopped after that because I heard the later ones are worse

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    X > 1 > 4 > 6 > FvJ > 2 > 3 > 9 > 7 > 5 > 8

    Jason X is one of the funniest movies of all time, but it's not the same genre, so it's arguably unfair to compare it.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 sucks dick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 blends the comedy and horror into a coherent whole. It's 5 done right.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Earlier films were funnier without trying so hard. 6 was a bunch of gay slapstick and cartoon humor, it was like a kids movie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        8 is better than 6 if you don't think about it

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 is fricking Goosebumps-tier just like Halloween 3

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh part 6
    Frick you. 6 is trash. Just not as trashy as 7-9.
    I'm leaving Jason X out of this, since that one's kino.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what conceivable way is fricking JASON X kino?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfectly executed genre parody. People are just mad because they expected a straight horror movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's such outrageous shlock, it becomes a masterpiece in this category. Although Leprechaun 4 is a superior "XYZ in space" horror twist. But I'm biased, since Guy Siner rephrasing his role as Lt. Gruber stole the show for me. And I'm realize most of you zoomer fricks have no clue what I'm talking about.
        Plus the kills in Jason X are good.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it sure is a frickload better than freddy vs jason

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FvJ is the best Jason movie.
    And I say that as someone who likes Friday the 13th and doesn't care much for the Nightmare films.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friday the 13th 2009 is the best movie in the series since 6

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 is okay until the reveal where Pamela, an old lady in her 60s plotted all that shit, something just not believable.
      2 is fricking garbage.

      This. Very good kills. Smart and sadistic AF Jason like on the originals and a decent paced story.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an old lady in her 60s
        zoomer homosexual, that's just how people used to look. hillbilly jason is best jason

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like 5, it's the most disgusting, grimy feeling one. Also the director did Mean Streets, which I like.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    part 7 would be the best one if it wasn't censored

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-4 are trash too. 6, Freddy vs Jason, and the remake are the only ones worth watching.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all good, fight me

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake is the best by far
    >Great kills
    >Great characters
    >Setting
    >Intimidating and fast Jason
    >Intelligent concepts
    >Machete through the wooden floor

    What a movie

  17. 7 months ago
    Hitman Monaghan

    6 is my favorite. 5 was my first, so got a soft spot for it.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part 3 was shit, basically unwatchable unless you own a pair of 3D glasses

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