Passengers (2016)

Why does this movie rustle people so hard?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because in the story. he ruined her life.
    And because that's how the narrative went, it was a bad movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a man can do whatever he wants, the woman wants are irrelevant. He acted like a chad and got pussy. Imagine care what women want.
      If I were in his place I would have wake up another one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ruined her life.
      he saved her life and, with her help, saved everyone else on the vessel.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO I'M STUCK IN SPACE ALONE I'M LOSING MY MIND
    >Forces another person to share his fate
    lmao. lol even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason he woke up was because something was legitimately wrong with the ship. Everyone seems to want it to be about the situation where he's simply the victim of a freak accident, which is just as if not even more arbitrary and wish-fulfilling as the positive spin that gets put on it by the end.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone would have woke up several girls and make a harem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet there were...teenagers on board
      Just saying

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jennifer Lawrence
    >Chris Pratt
    >romance disguised as science fiction
    Yeah nah I'm fine

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it portrayed humans in a realistic and negative way so people thought "well I'm better than main character!" When in reality we'd all probably do the same. Great film. Too bad they changed the ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was the other ending? He dies so she wakes some guy up?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They just wake everybody up, like "frick it."

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have woken them all up, every single one of them.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would´ve just had my way with her and many others , delicious free-use fantasy!
    i´d become the first rapist in space!
    take that , history books.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive white people bring out the shills every time.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "muh consent"
    Lefties think he basically raped her.

    The thing is if they had swapped the genders, nobody would have given a frick. The reviews would have been mich better and the movie would have made more money.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because its a man trapping a woman in a lifestyle and not the other way around.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone calculated they had woken up a new person every week and then kept alternating they could have gotten away with aging just one week.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't able to use the beds once they wake up though because it requires a special procedure only the company can do to put someone to sleep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At the end of the movie they realize the med pod can put you back to sleep.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many people are going to wake up? Eventually there's going to be a bunch of people waiting around for their turn and only one pod to sleep in. People are going to be aging much more than a week.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would've been perfectly fine just chilling with the bartender. Also, how the frick did he know she wasn't some crazy psychopath? He could've spent the rest of his trip just finding places to hide so he could sleep for a few minutes, hoping she wouldn't find him...she could've had a large clit or a really loose pussy; an entire host of problems that he would be ETERNALLY in the company of.

    Bartender bro would've been all I needed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He could've spent the rest of his trip just finding places to hide

      >oh no this woman is crazy how and where do I hide from her superior strength and brains
      you have never meet a woman, do you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's the thing, maybe she seduces him at first but then injures him somehow. And I have indeed met women that can kick some fricking ass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >seduces him at first but then injures him
          this is not what you first said brainlet
          >women that can kick some fricking ass
          lmao ok roasty, even if that was the case why would anyone choose to wake up an overweight ugly smelling butch lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah seduces him, he finds out she sucks ass in the sex department and then she breaks one of his kneecaps.
            You DO know that there are women out there that know how to fight right? Shows how often you get out.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah seduces him,
              that's not what you first said

              I would've been perfectly fine just chilling with the bartender. Also, how the frick did he know she wasn't some crazy psychopath? He could've spent the rest of his trip just finding places to hide so he could sleep for a few minutes, hoping she wouldn't find him...she could've had a large clit or a really loose pussy; an entire host of problems that he would be ETERNALLY in the company of.

              Bartender bro would've been all I needed.

              you 78iq brainlet lmao.

              >there are women out there that know how to fight
              real life is not a movie you seething roasty lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that's not what you first said
                What are you NOT understanding you fricking idiot? She seduces him but then UPON discovering her enlarged clit or foul smelling pussy, or whatever he tries to get away from her. She then hunts him down.

                >real life is not a movie
                Yes I know that women beating the shit out of men is rare, mostly due to the fact that as men we've been instructed to never hit women, and most women are afraid of men and YES, most guys can beat the shit out of women, but haven't you ever seen a skinny short dude absolutely wreck a tall big guy? Size helps, but if you know how to kick ass then you've certainly got that going for you.

                But hey you're an idiot and I'm done talking to you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She then hunts him down.
                LMAO I'll just let the ridiculousness of that phrase to speak about you
                >you know there are women that can fight
                even if we accept the premise of a woman that learns meme self-defense is capable to subdue an untrained man, in reality there are more men that know how to fight than women kek. Meaning there are more chances for the man to also be trained than your strong and independent qween
                >I'm done talking to you
                I accept your concession

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You DO know that there are women out there that know how to fight right?
              My guy. Are you 5’1”?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it had a great premise and could have been kino, but they fricked up the reveal so it turned out to be just some mediocre slop.
    Should have been a thriller.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. Imagine if they had made him a little older. And imagine that only in the third act it's revealed that he woke her up on purpose. And now imagine that she first finds pictures of him with other women and eventually finds....bodies of a couple of other women he woke up and theY didn't work out for him so he killed them. And imagine it was revealed that he got woken up as a teenager and kept waking up women over the years

      ABSOLUTELY KINO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was a sci fi story where the premise was similar, only the guy eventually killed all the chicks he woke up. Then he decides to wake up his wife, who then locks the guy into a cryopod to kill him and tells him that she never loved him and now she's going to wake up the guy she actually wants to be with. Then the guy with his dying breath reveals that he already killed all the other men.
        But really they could have just made JLaw the pov character for the beginning then drop the reveal later on to fix the movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can you recall the name

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            50 girls 50, Al Williamson. Another short story with a similar premise is Travelers from Rich Larson.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then when she turns 25 he kills her and says "too old". Finally he takes off his mask to reveal... he was Leonardo Di Caprio all along.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    movie would be better if they added a xenomorph

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom heavy
      vs
      >top heavy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Rachel Zegler sometimes have awesome breasts, but at other times she's completely flat chested? I've noticed the same with Moner.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone made a video on YouTube describing how much better the movie would have been if the woman was the protagonist and found out that the truth about what he did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idiots do that all the time without actually following through with what's supposed to happen afterward.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie, watched it earlier this year after I dismissed it as being some sort of rom-com because of the cast. It actually has some genuine sci-fi elements to it which probably put a lot of women off, along with how "rapey/abusive" the main character is for waking her up from cryo.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. It's boring
    2. Nobody with charisma involved in the movie
    3. Pratt is annoying and a christcuck

    scifi done bad

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would have been better if it was told in reverse chronological order similar to memento

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ourguy Keanu was supposed to be in it and it would be much darker sci fi horror. Then they snatched it away from him and made this soap opera out of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no race mixing on the avalon!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate JL's stupid face

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the movie could have been a lot more interesting if it started with her waking up and then later revealed his reasoning for waking her up in flashback instead of being edited linearly.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this movie. Was completely realistic. Who the frick would want to sit around alone for decades until death? What annoys the frick out of me is how many people try to fake being any better. The number of us who wouldn't do the same would dwindle as the years went on. And besides that, I fricking hate homosexuals who basically think you should only ever show sterilized media, and pretend like the situation in the movie as told isn't possible because the outcome doesn't fit your arbitrary morality.
    All this to say, I don't think a movie based on the premise that humans need connection is bad, just because we see a guy put into a situation where he is completely deprived of that human need and does an immoral act to fulfill that need.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, I just don't like he woke up an old b***h

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