Past a certain age... a man who has never had eye contact and a smiled returned from a pretty woman he's never met before can be a bad thing
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Past a certain age...
Past a certain age... a man who has never had eye contact and a smiled returned from a pretty woman he's never met before can be a bad thing
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sucks to suck
feeds to seed
I never even attempted to have sex because I don't want to get BTFO and embarrassed. Is it really that hard as you guys act like it is? 33 yo 5'11" 155lb kissless virgin. Not bald if that matters.
The thing that's holding you back the most is being a coomer
Women who do this are bigger losers than I am because I don’t spend hours a day in front of a fricking camera
They get money and other stuff out of it. It's actually productive for them
Tbh man you have to try taking to woman. I remember when I talk to a girl for the first time I was nervous that my hand was shaking after talking, the funny thing is that she was really sweet and kind, she had a husband sadly; but all the woman that I've talked to never made me feel embarrassed. Sometimes you fail sometimes you get the girl
I'm 33 and I've only ever fricked prostitutes from when I was 19. Not even ugly, I keep fit and have a good job, just avoidant of people. I feel like I could get free sex easy somewhere but why?
Just hire a girl and get over it
What's your budget? I feel like I could live like this but I'd have to double my salary in burgerland
This, but I've only paid prostitutes so I could cum on their face, and go to massage parlors after that. Never fricked a prostitute because it doesn't appeal to me.
Hello fellow Sturdyposters
No, you just have to lower your expectations and start looking for at least 8/10 asian/black/latina women, because I don't want you to just pick any women out of that group and ended up with hideous looking asian woman or something. Yes, it's that easy. Idk why this is not so obvious to any men, particularly in here.
Hey, I'm a wizard and I've had that.
Per the original quote Marty was right btw. Its all well and good in your 20s and 30s saying you don't need a wife, you don't need kids, these are all paths to unhappiness. But once you get older, your mom dies, your dad, maybe a sibling or two, close friends... thats when you need Love the most, thats where you can fall on your loving girl, or your kid's unconditional love. Every man needs a 'family' for your own sake. You won't realise this now but don't make the same mistakes in life that I did.
How old are you yourself
I am 50 years old. Lost my mom dad closest friend and my brother. You need to make strong familial connections in life, there's a reason its seen as normie behaviour... a man needs nurture
>I am 50 years old
brutal if true (it isn't)
Why can't he be 50 zoomzoom
Very true. When you're older family dies, friends move away, and you remain alone without a family.
No women can actually love or support you unless you're a hyper successful gigachad that she's terrified of losing. Your kids can only love you if their mother doesn't interfere with their development and turn them against you (which is guaranteed to happen in contemporary relationships). The only women who are actually capable of selflessly loving you are your mother and grandmothers. Once they're gone no woman will ever again selflessly love you. It doesn't matter how large your family, if you're not a billionaire super model you will never get true love from a woman ever again.
>t. Has none of this life experience whatsoever but is about to (You) me with a larp
Theres also plenty of men whose wives divorced them when they're both middle aged and then he doesn't see the kids anymore so they end up alone anyway, there are no guarantees in life.
Unconditional love isn't a thing, the closest is parent to child and even then it's not.
Tens of thousands of men have gotten married, dedicated their lives to their family and still end up alone in their 50s/60s+
Marriage is one of those things where whether you do it or not, you'll have regrets
I already feel that way now
>cute girl shows interest
>initiates conversation with you
>immediately realizes you’re a nervous autistic moron
Is there any worse feeling
Practice more moron.
Yeah dude, there’s a LOT worse feelings. If a girl losing interest in you hurts, imagine getting cheated on, you’d have a nice day
This happened to me, almost drank myself to death for weeks. Looking back at it all I can see is how pathetic I was and have been working on myself ever since, but damn it hurts
Imagine if Moe was black or female. The show would be pulled off the air.
Imagine the two day special operation going for years.
Just practice until you’re good. I was like you and so good I could have a girl sucking my wiener in the parking lot after talking to her at the bar for an hour.
Rizzmaxxing doesn’t work like that. I can practice the guitar for hours and get nowhere if I don’t have a guide of some sort. If he’s a genuine sperg he can spend 1000s of hours “talking” to people and get nowhere.
You had the case of just needing to get used to socializing
dude
I'm tall and fairly handsome and have a way of seducing girls with my eyes
but once the actual conversation happens...
I had literally the best girl ever who I could tell was so interested and I just couldn't, I knew it would be better to have her be into me and never talk to her than talk to her and have her immediately lose interest
it's a special kind of hell. if you are just ugly and a totally reject at least your heart doesnt get its hopes up like this
Getting killed by a drone strapped with explosives in a Eastern European shithole is way worse
a slow lonely death as a israelitesh slave or a painful quick death as a israeli slave in a country that's not yours. Hmm yeah good point. That is a tough choice.
Don't try any "game" shit, just be yourself ;^) but seriously, trying to keep up a facade will only bite you in the ass. If you're trying to be a cool tough guy when you're not, you might get sex, but a relationship won't happen.
Be honest, be comfortable, and be positive. That webm about people not wanting to hear about what you hate is true, it's more interesting to hear your passion about something you like (though, this should be obvious: don't say something really gay like "I love Gundam figures", she can learn that harsh truth later). Ask her about herself, try to find some common ground in her hobbies, and when you're comfortable, ask if her she wants to go out sometime.
If she says no, don't sperg out, just play it cool. Tell yourself it wasn't meant to be and move on, be proud you went for it when many others wouldn't.
The clock is ticking, not playing is an automatic loss and you will regret it, everybody does.
I’m 30 and never developed social skills. It’s over anon
How do you think they develop? Magic? Did Arnold get shredded because he was struck by lightning, too?
Everything good in life takes effort. Like working out, socializing is a muscle you can exercise and improve upon. You will make mistakes, you will say the wrong thing sometimes and the shame of it will make you wanna drop the whole thing and say "Why bother?" while you sulk in isolation.
Frick that noise.
Learn from your mistakes. Tell yourself you won't do that again and follow through with that intention. Keep at it, it's the only way you get better.
A good way to practice? Just talk to people. Go in with zero goals other than "being pleasant" and chat up coworkers, strangers waiting in a long line with you, someone at the bar, whatever. Not every conversation has to lead to sex, but the ones that DO lead to sex also have to start somewhere; you need your foundation to be strong, so start building it.
We're all gonna make it, but it's gonna require effort. That's a good thing, it reminds you you're still alive.
>How do you think they develop? Magic? Did Arnold get shredded because he was struck by lightning, too?
Being roidmaxxed and shredded is not a basic function of every human. Being social is. If you aren't social then you are gonna have to work 100x harder for 1% of the success that normal people have.
Normal people don't think "geez I need to get out there and be social". They simply are, with 0 effort and 0 stress. it's not an investment for them like going to the gym (again, a false equivalence), but a leisure. You can't tell yourself that you're "gonna make it" because you're setting yourself up to have a mental breakdown in the future.
>If you aren't social then you are gonna have to work 100x harder for 1% of the success that normal people have
Made up statistic to convince yourself to not even try. Simply dangerous thinking that always leads to bitter misery. It will require effort, yes, but telling yourself it won't ever get easier or better is a lie, simple as.
>Normal people don't think "geez I need to get out there and be social"
Yes, they do. Normal people hit slumps all the time, especially after a breakup.
>(again, a false equivalence)
This just tells me you've done neither, anon. It is not a false equivalence, no matter how much you wish it to be.
>you're setting yourself up to have a mental breakdown in the future
Sitting around miserable surely won't ever lead to problems, eh? You'll simply tell yourself it was doomed from the start, there was no way to accomplish anything in this life, happiness is some foreign concept to you? That sounds like a mind that is at ease to me! Definitely not in a breakdown!
Again: it requires effort. Effort can be painful. When you start working out, you experience pain immediately after yet don't even see beneficial results for up to months and they might be pretty minor. This is the same for many things in life, including socializing if you're not good at it. When you start drawing, for example, do you think your 1st drawing will be better or worse than your 1000th? How did that happen? Effort and discipline.
You can tell me you don't *want* to try, but do not tell lie to yourself (and me) and say trying gets no results. It's simply wrong. And if you don't *want* to try, then be quiet about it. You're in your own way, do something about it other than complain.
The fact that you have to type out huge essays to get your point across says it all, really. I never needed to "try" to be social, I simply enjoyed my life and went where I wanted to go. It's not like the gym at all, it's more like breathing. If you need to "try" to breathe all the time then you are at a severe disadvantage and need to be aware of that.
Jesus. Really lowering the bar on these threads.
Get your quality discussions on Twitter
I was going to go with
>a man who has never heard a rumor that a girl thought he was cute can be a bad thing
But I wanted to see if this got a reaction first.
BS Just get a dog, they're great companions & will keep you active. For women just hit on the old widows at the retirement home.
Dog owning for companionship as a replacement to a family is, i have to say, the biggest cope.
A dog as an accompanying part of life sure. But as a replacement for human beings. That's serious cope
If you're so far along that a dog is the only reasonable hope for companionship, not getting one to satisfy your ego is much more pathetic
i hate dogs, they are noisy and needy and fricking stink
I fully expected the guy to go all Willy Wonka and start hippity hoppity flexible. I'm disappointed and sorry for the dog.
Dogs don't love you. They've been bred to be compliant slaves. You're nothing more than their slave master. All dog love is fake and conditional. If you fell to the ground and couldn't move your dog would start eating you within days.
wasn't there a study that showed that whenever you physically abuse a dog the part of the brain that relates to love activated. sure, still got to feed the bastard
Cats are better
They're just as filthy.
>realising several episodes later Marty is also talking about himself as well as Rust
Kino
I think the whole idea was to show that none of their lives is good and both Marty and Rust were miserable in their own way.
>autistic blackpiller whose only reason to live is his job and being unable to kys
>a man who has nothing in common with his wife and kids, living with them only to keep the facade of le responsible manly family man
They both were shitty, abrasive people. One just was better at keeping up the charade and in a complete denial.
>never had eye contact and a smiled returned from a pretty woman he's never met before
Unironically this is why the dining experiences in tipping cultures are superior to those in non-tipping cultures
> Unironically this is why the dining experiences in tipping cultures are superior to those in non-tipping cultures
How can you get eye contact from a woman you've never met before
Get low bodyfat to maxx out your facial definition
Grow stubble
Dress nice
Wear lifts if you're short
Learn to relax in public and not look like a scared b***h as your default expression
These are the quickest and easiest ways to get passing interest from women unless you're seriously ugly and very short. Obviously gymmaxxing to get muscle will help but it'll be a while before you get there.
Yeah but you see the thing is, if we've never met than she doesnt exist and the eye contact can never truly Take place.
I get eyefricked from at least 5 girls everytime I go out for a run. Some of them are walking right next to their boyfriends.
>girl im into for years gets out of a long relationship
>she calls me up and we hit it off
>sex and intimacy are unbelievable
>she’s leaving for an indefinite period of time to find herself
jdimsa senpai
You hit all the milestones on time, right anon?
>14
>15
>15
now i’m 32 you’d have to be a loser to peak at 23
>peaking at 23
LMAO
>bro trust me bro!! I may be a virgin at 23 but when I'm 35 my SMV will be huge! Im gonna be batting 10/10 teen pussy left and right broooo!!!
im turning 25 this june and i havent had human contact since i droped out of high school and im slowly developing schizophrenia, my only friend is the voice in my head that sometimes shames me into not eating anything for an entire day and tells me to kill myself constantly
>ahead of the curve for first kiss
>fall further and further behind with every subsequent milestone
Ehh. Getting married is a fricking meme and who'd want kids in this economy anyway?
Only a fricking moron or a prostitute would think 23 is the "peak of life satisfaction". Which one are you, subhuman mongrel?
>He think he has time
>He deos t know the truth
I advise you not to see statistics on relationships after 30.
>It's a "zoomer tries weakly to convince people that life ends at 23" episode
Well, speak for yourself. I'm 26 and working hard. I'm gymmaxxing. I'm cycling for masculinity, gains, and to prevent hair loss. I'm getting leg lengthening surgery in Turkey next year and be just half an inch off from 6'0 (introducing myself as 6'3 to my future women as females don't know any better).
That's only physically - mentally I'm reading and listening to philosophy and logic. I'm studying ancient history. I'm playing cognitively enhancing games 2-3 hours a day. I'm learning about fashion and body language. I'm gonna become the smoothest most worldly man in any room I enter.
So yeah. I'm gonna be a literal gigachad by the time I'm 35 and then I'll finally start doing cold approaches. I guarantee i'm gonna have sex within my first 5 approaches and it will snowball from there. Because I'm fricking putting in the work, and you didn't, so don't tell me how my life is gonna be. By the time I'm 35 I will have long forgotten you and this conversation, along with Cinemaphile and its misery.
I hit the first three at 16 with the same girl. I probably did peak at 23, plenty of relationships but never married and no kids.
This sort of shit is for normal people. Meanwhile I'm:
>Short
>Brown
>Ugly
>Autistic
I don't feel bad about missing milestones becuase I'm so far outside what is normal that societal standards don't apply to me.
Go back to brownland
>already balding at 23
it's over
>peak of life satisfaction
>23
I dont remember ever being happy and I'm 28.
It never begun. There's a bit of comfort in believing that lie, I guess.
I remember sitting next to this 10/10 middle eastern bombshell on the plane once. She made some small talk while flipping through movies and offered me some of her food twice. Caught her glancing at me out of the corner of the guy but I can't be sure of that one because I know how the brain plays tricks on the touch-starved mind. a 9 hour flight is not really the context you want to be overreading a woman's friendliness in. I'm a no b***hes kinda guy so I just stared straight ahead and did not speak unless spoken to. It's over
>go jogging
>cute girls that crosses my path who's also jogging looks at me and smiles
We're so fricking back bros
I have bad acne, so eye contact is tough. I've even canceled going out with friends when it's really terrible because I don't want to subject myself to obvious ridicule.
You can be a nice guy to women, you just can't be boring. That is the ultimate sin.
>female complements me that I look like a certain handsome movie star
>she even gets close to me, doing the whole doe eyes bit
>open my autistic socially moronic mouth
>the color slowly drains from her face as she looks for the emergency exit
This has happened several times.
>female complements me that I look like a certain handsome movie star
>t-thank u too!
>be me
>went out clubbing with friends on friday
>immediatetly got sick until today, just been rolling in bed
>see five chicks have added me on snapchat
>get so scared I block them all
I hate being unattractive so much. It's just so fricked. The only way I will ever experience life and I am stuck in this body.
Alright but you gotta get ovah it.
how do you get over one of the most basic desires not being met?
Get a blowjob or shometin
How do you smile, bros?
>killer is revealed
>he's a clown
One time at night on a camp, a girl took my hand because she was scared
>Valentines day tomorrow
Bros……
I am almost 40 and never had a relationship. honestly these days it would terrify me more if a woman showed interest in me cause I clearly couldnt offer her anything
How do you cope if you don't care about nerdy shit? Like if I cared about painting warhammer figurines, video games or programming I would probably not mind so much. But it hurts to watch movies and read books where relationships come up a lot and it reminds me of my loneliness. I am not good looking, poor, 32 and my personality sucks so I don't think getting a gf is ever an option.
am in your situation. it's agonizing. being just human enough to want these things enough, but too much of a loser to get them
if you are normie enough to care but not willing to improve yourself to attract a hole you deserve it
improving is not enough I would have to remold my entire personality so that means I couldn't just relax and be myself but would be constantly on edge and wonder if I am saying and doing the right things or not which is not what a relationship should be
>Had a few girls interested in me
>All were black and brown
>not COLONIZING them when you had the chance
I want a white gf 🙁
Unless they were ugly if you passed on a cutie you fricked up my friend had this hot black b***h with c breasts who fawned over him but he was scared to date her because family/friends/other white people now hes alone. Hopefully those game people can now jerk him off to feel better.
>hire an escort
>pay her 300$ to give me a blow while im playing video games
>cum on her face
>slap it up a little
>she laughs i laugh then she leave sometimes might let me hit it for free since ive been a long customer
>leaves
eh once you get it out of your system its not so bad
One time in college an asian girl smiled at me between classes and I still think about it to this day. I tried talking to her later and she didn't know who I was and didn't seem any interested in me
Brutal
>21
>new starter at work
>coworkers constantly ask if I have a partner or kids
Is there a "Make a Wish" for adults? If I got cancer, I would love to be able to go to Japan and be one of the guys in those "giant blowjob mob" videos.
I was gonna say npbody is gonna pay for some old ass Cinemaphile neet with cancer to do things like that. But then I thought you could become a youtuber, they fund all kinds of degenerates to do shit and you'd have a good story
A girl at my work but doesn't technically work in the same department as me smiled at me when i smiled at her and when she went by I smelt strawberries.
When I was sitting near the fraternities at my college a semi-pretty women smiled at me. I didn't smile at her first though, so does that count?
Stop being a bunch of defeatist miserable homosexuals. Talk about a God damn movie or TV show!!!
>Stop being a bunch of defeatist miserable homosexuals
I can't help it it's in my genes.
all the more reason for you not to frick. who the frick would want to be as cursed as you, all of your own doing
I've had lots of women flirt with me, some of them pretty seriously, but I can never shake the feeling that everyone around me despises me. I have no reason to think this way. Several women have called me handsome, funny, smart, etc. None of the ones I've spoken to seriously have even cared that I'm a virgin, and I remember one saying that she preferred that I was.
Sometimes I type up gay shit like this hoping some anon will come by and give me the magic words that will cure me of whatever the frick's wrong with me, but I know it's just pissing in the wind. I'm already resolved to die anyways.
You have women style anxiety. Can't really be helped. The only way out is if somebody abuses you enough to the point where you realize that nobody could possibly despise you because you aren't even worth the emotions or mental strength required to do that.