>past a certain age, a man who has never kissed and/or held hands with a girl can be a bad thing
What age would that be?
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>past a certain age, a man who has never kissed and/or held hands with a girl can be a bad thing
i literally get a panic attack when i see intimate romantic scenes onscreen
Now imagines watching sex scenes together with your parents. Wtf are they thinking in Hollywood sometimes?
Whenever there was a scene with, usually, topless women in a movie, my mother always leaned over and asked me what I thought about their breasts.
She sounds like she was a bawd/wannabe bawd in her youth
Speaking as a heterosexual man, there is nothing wrong with loose women.
you will never be a man
Dumbest comeback I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure she knows, since you've been sucking on them when you were born.
Hell yeah.
>Whenever there was a scene with, usually, topless women in a movie, my mother always leaned over and asked me what I thought about their breasts.
was she looking for a number rating or a thumbs up?
Just teasing, but probably mostly making sure I wasn't a gay.
I started holding hands and kissing girls when I was like 4.
>past a certain age, a man who has kissed and/or held hands with a girl can be a bad thing
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Who keeps making these posts and why does he keep slightly changing his age to somewhere between 25 and 40?
he's just some guy
I don't "change" anything unless I literally am 1 year older, I am merely telling a fact about my situation.
I guess since I do it fairly often other anons post in a similar format
where were all those "cute girls" when i was learning to be a man?
All around you, just not wanting to be anywhere near you
life's easy as a woman, you can just blame your weighty conscience on men and go on with your life.
it's no wonder they have more sleep problelms than men.
like 16
t. 27 KHHV
i lost my virginity at 29 and have had sex with 3 different teenage women since
how did you lose it
he ate the bugs, got the vax and drank the soi milk
here's the story for the first time
>at a social for a sports club
>talking with everyone, having fun
>this girl (19) has recently got a new job and we are making fun of her job title (which is basically a pretentious and complicated way to say secretary)
>literally pay no attention to her other than partake in making fun of her job title
>the bar closes and some people are heading for food
>i say i am going home
>she says she is also
>i ask which direction she is going and i'll walk with her
>we walk along
>at the point where we would be going separate ways she just stands there and talks
>it's like 1am and freezing
>i run out of conversation 5 minutes in, having nothing in common
>i don't understand why she hasn't left yet
>we stand there for what feels like 30 minutes
>at one point I say "do you want to come back to mine?"
>she says "i guess"
and then sex afterwards
i never wore a condom cause i didn't have any and i came inside and that was cool
and then the devil laughed right after orgasm as there were only two empty bodies lying on a bed, slaves to their physiological necessities.
for a while i was worried she was an actual demon trying to take away my wizard status because this was literally less than 2 months from my 30th but we had sex a few more times and i don't think a demon would have kept doing that
well this was the first sports club i had ever joined and making fun of things is what i do here every day so it comes natural
"banter" is just irl shitposting and the more schizo things i say irl the more endearing i seem.
>"banter" is just irl shitposting and the more schizo things i say irl the more endearing i seem.
>girl says i'm too nice
>start doing some light banter
>now i'm rude
i'll never understand women,and that's why i'm still a virgin passed my 30th that plus i never have anything to talk on dates
well there's obviously a line when it comes to banter, and you do have to say stuff like "nah i'm just kidding" and also laugh along
i also struggled with the idea of "nothing to talk about" until i started hanging out with a woman regularly (as a friend) and realised she had nothing of interest to say either and while she never asked questions she would genuinely listen and remember when i told her mundane shit i was doing. I explained to her about how I was trying out different Linux distros to find the right one and she genuinely has no clue or care about Linux but months later she brought it up when she said something about online privacy
>i started hanging out with a woman regularly (as a friend)
maybe you're right i should just talk about stuff i care about instead of trying to have a conversation.
i hang out with lot of women recently and yes for some reason we were talking about music and one of them actually remembered what kind of music i listen to while ihad completly forgot that i told her
>maybe you're right i should just talk about stuff i care about instead of trying to have a conversation.
this is essentially what a conversation is. you say shit and then they say shit and sometimes the shit intertwines and sometimes it doesn't
how the frick were you a 29 year old virgin while being a social person going to sports clubs "talking with everyone" and making fun of girls at the same time? something doesn't add up
Why not, its the same with me. I unironically wont settle for anything less than a 10/10, fat girls that hit on me are disgusting, girls thag go "omg i am so ugly no ?? Tee her what do you think anon 😉 " get hit with the "yeah, u ugly man" (low confidence is a turn off), a woman that is tatooed/pierced/drinks/smokes/takes drugs/is a prostitute/has mental issues is worthless to me. Most men settle nut I refused to choose unhappyness. Lets look at my friends and their gfs.
1. She: fat,druggie,neet,mental issues
He: Trains 6 times a week, works 20 hours week and gets a degree on the side
2. She: piercings, tatooes, mental issues, prostitute (massive prostitute)
He: works voluntarily with disabled, gets a degree, works a normal job
3. She: fat, druggie, tatoo, prostitute, piercings, mental issues, really bad character, on her 6th year of a bachelor that normally takes 3
He: works 40 hours a week, rich family, has a boat
I simply refuse to support a shit human being, its not my nor ops fault that the world is in the way it is now bit you can refuse to participate in this rigged game
My first time I had a chad friend (Tall, blonde, muscular, the works). He had this girl who kept clinging to him. He was like: 'No, this one is beneath me'. Then he told me I should frick her, because he knew I was struggling with my virginity. So my friend nudged her towards me. Still don't know if based or cringe. But whatever, we had a great night. I took a cab home with her and said:'I'm very drunk, there will be no fricking!' I think I might have wagged my finger. Then we lay in the bed together and nature just ran its course.
>then I was like TIGER TIGER TIGER...and that was last I saw of that guy
women don't know what a man is.
I am 33 and my gf of 4 months told me last week that my penis is the smallest she's ever had in her, stay the frick away from women
The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.
I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see a hot girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I continue on walking, that's it
you should be kotivated to do the things you love not to seek copulation
34 yo khhv reporting in. im also above 400lbs. my life is a complete mess
literally just stop eating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri's_fast
not that easy. i have bed linked to ptsd
simply spend all your money
Consult the graph for more information
Silly me i forgot picrel
>Past a certain age a man without a wife, two kids, a mortgage, two dogs, and a black BBC bull can be a bad thing
Television & Film?
Male 38yo rape survivor and the thought of having casual sex or a relationship makes me feel strangely bad.
well in your situation that seems like a normal feeling and something hopefully you'll overcome (or not, which is also fine)
That's nice. Three teens made eyes at me again. It's flattering being this powerful.
Why do you talk like such a fricking gay dude? You're 10 years older than me,am really curious why you talk like that
I think it's because he was raped
16.
>past a certain age, a man who has never been complimented by a girl can be a bad thing
SHUT THE FRICK UP ALREADY
that depends on several geographical and socioeconomic factors.