I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I was at starbucks one afternoon working on my computer and this cute cardio bunny came in from the gym next door. Wearing yoga pants workout shirt was sweaty hair. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the counter heads straight for the family bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. Shes in for a good 10 mins. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turning me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the starbucks. I jump up and head to the restroom, I have to admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absolutely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garbage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. I'm not kidding, I almost threw up. It was just way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to jerk off but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out. Got my computer and left.
Let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heroes. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!
uhm its never been an imagine what her literal shit smells like, a women's crotch region is what its about and front or back it smells good most of the time from experience
How do you even end up like this? I refuse to believe anyone without genuine diagnosed autism can be a virgin past the age of 19, Maybe 21 if you're physically disgusting
>objectively correct
try the opposite, how stupid would you have to be to only allow the untamed unclean idiotic masses to reproduce because they will if you dont
i kissed a married pregnant woman on the cheek once because she was so pretty - i did it while saying bye after we'd been out as a group of friends.
was thinking about it in the last couple of days.
funnily enough, i never saw her again after that, she stopped coming to the place despite having come fairly frequently before that.
don't know if it was because of me, coincidence, or that she became a mother and was too busy for that kind of thing.
If you’re not attractive and not actually trying it’s really not that hard. Women are biologically wired to avoid having sex with betas. I’m decently attractive and it was like pulling teeth trying to get my dick touched before I got married.
Passivity. That's it. >be man who's less attractive than a male model >never approach/ask out any women >remain single virgin for life
On top of that, just never really putting yourself in the correct social situations where women can actually meet you.
When was in college, I went to bars a few times and women actually approached and initiated with me a few times because I am fairly handsome and tall, but I haven't been with a woman in a few years because I just never go out anymore, spend every weekend alone in my room and refuse to use dating apps
Have you tried them? I had a lot of trouble with them at first until I just thought to Google how you’re supposed to use them and then it worked out great
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I tried these apps funf years ago, and it was mostly a let down. maybe I'm just moronic or mediocre looking
I'm a 29 year old KV and I'm tall and handsome (I get compliments from women at work or on the street). I just have 0 social interaction with anyone ever outside of the bare minimum for work. Was the same way back in school I just did my school work and then went home. I probably have some kind of un-diagnosed mental disorder but it doesn't really bother me at all so I've never looked into it.
It's incredibly easy, these kinds of posts are so fricking disingenuous and likely made to make unattractive men feel even worse. Unattractive? Odds are massively against you. Shy or awkward? Not that ambitious or successful? Short? Balding? Not a lot of opportunities to meet women? Unlucky? The list goes on. Most men just give up and don't interact with women at all because they feel there's no chance which is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
people dont actually think this right? I got laid at 18 from my first gf but up to that point despite having friends I was a total helpless loser when it came to women, it took a girl moving from another town to my town and being relatively new for me to have a fresh slate that gave me an opportunity. Had she not worked out I easily couldve ended up virgin for life, i will say working a fast food job like I did was a good gateway into talking to normies but most of the time when you meet girls theyre taken
I reached 25 without ever kissing a girl so I just started fricking feminine twinks. It's obviously not the same feeling but it's still great and they actually appreciate me as a person without expecting me to do fricking everything perfect from the first message.
Peep this. Academic guy attended a lecture by some ugly blonde b***h. Got so horny he had to go to a chink prostie and afterwards wrote in detail about his affection for the blonde woman. Now his fellow academics are calling for his head.
https://twitter.com/kebayf/status/1780935346877771947
I'm 41 divorced 3 times and I only frick and dump women now. Zoomer girls have to be the dumbest things to shit between two shoes on God's green earth. Social media has made them 95% cookie cutter morons.
Full custody between grandma. A dumb b***h is a dumb b***h, life is life. Any worth a shit either get it together or just be a stray hood rat with dumbass kids that hate her and put her into the hell she created. Not my loss.
Stop looking at porn bro. That shit kills you man till your looking up weird shit. And alcohol and weed. I don't want to sound like one of those preaching homosexuals. I got low as shit will power and gotta check myself. I still do love the occasional magic girl anime that gets reshaped into a Frankenstein breeding monster. The Japanese are some fricked uped peoples.
don't watch porn. I don't even want to, that's the point. See a picture of a great looking girl, or see one in real life -- just feel nothing. it's weird because I've always been horny. maybe it's medical.
Well...we are all shitposting here on Cinemaphile my bro. You can help you when you want to. My advice is cold. Talk to a priest. I'm an atheist that goes to a black church. I love my people. That's me.
>I'm an atheist that goes to a black church.
absolutely based if true
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Anonymous
It's not a joke man. I really love these folks. If you think I'm full of it. They feed you, grandmas are sweet as honey. It's not boring church. It's a party to a white god.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm an usher now. I like calling out the young blood eyeballing me. This is. Our fathers house and everyone is welcomed in his house. That is a fact. Jack.
2 weeks ago
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based. I live around blacks too, they are indeed very nice to me.
30 with a gf here. Just spent this night without and have literally no justification for why. I can b***h about needing "me time" for the rest of my life but I know I would squander just like I did the rest of my life before meeting her.
Our parents knew about it too my mom is against it (not the fricking per say but she didn't want my step sister as my actual partner), my step mom was a bit apathetic (2 consenting adult and whatnot) and my dad actually want us to marry. her biological dad died when she was young
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Kissing is overrated anyway. Unless you're kissing her butthole
I used to be obsessed with smelling girls asses and braps and farts and stuff like that. Mostly thanks to this board probably. But it leaked over into real life. I was at starbucks one afternoon working on my computer and this cute cardio bunny came in from the gym next door. Wearing yoga pants workout shirt was sweaty hair. Anyway she walks in and instead of going to the counter heads straight for the family bathroom. She goes in and closes the door. Shes in for a good 10 mins. I am just picturing her beautiful ass and what she is doing in there. Its really turning me on. So finally she unlocks the door and just kinda rushes out of the starbucks. I jump up and head to the restroom, I have to admit I am already slightly hard cause I cant wait to "imagine the smell". So anyway I get in the bathroom and as I am closing the door take my first deep breath. The smell hits me like a ton of bricks. Its absolutely horrid. It smells like death and rotting food and garbage. I close the door and walk over to the toilet. I try to picture her shitting and how perfect her body was as a lean down and sniff the toilet. I'm not kidding, I almost threw up. It was just way too strong. I pulled my pants down and tried to jerk off but there was no way i was getting hard. I washed my hands and walked out. Got my computer and left.
Let this be a lesson to you guys, sometimes stuff is funny on the internet and we get sucked in, but never never never meet your heroes. You are better off living in the fantasy cause the reality is GRIM!
have a nice day newbies, thats a stale copypasta from years ago.
>no one can be told what the braptrix is - they have to smell it for themselves
Nobody asked for this.
>hates shit smell
>never meet your heroes
lol good one anon
lmao this homie actually smelled it
uhm its never been an imagine what her literal shit smells like, a women's crotch region is what its about and front or back it smells good most of the time from experience
kwab
skill issue fr
How do you even end up like this? I refuse to believe anyone without genuine diagnosed autism can be a virgin past the age of 19, Maybe 21 if you're physically disgusting
>How do you even end up like this?
Pretty easy, just go with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and of course, nothing ever happened
I'm 34. I touched a boob once.
Rust's le nihilism ramblings were the worst and most juvenile part of the show. Nic got better with it in season 3, but good God it's cringe
anti natalism is objectively correct and the most empathetic position you can hold and you have no argument against it
>objectively correct
try the opposite, how stupid would you have to be to only allow the untamed unclean idiotic masses to reproduce because they will if you dont
there are a lot of ugly, porn and drug-addicted men out there who have no chance with a real woman
I don't watch porn nor do I consume drugs. I can't say I'm particularly attractive though you're right there, not fat or unkempt though
if i was a virgin for life id be a wicked drug addict, how else you gonna cope with that shit
I kissed my sister on the lips once, does that count?
i kissed a married pregnant woman on the cheek once because she was so pretty - i did it while saying bye after we'd been out as a group of friends.
was thinking about it in the last couple of days.
funnily enough, i never saw her again after that, she stopped coming to the place despite having come fairly frequently before that.
don't know if it was because of me, coincidence, or that she became a mother and was too busy for that kind of thing.
If you’re not attractive and not actually trying it’s really not that hard. Women are biologically wired to avoid having sex with betas. I’m decently attractive and it was like pulling teeth trying to get my dick touched before I got married.
Passivity. That's it.
>be man who's less attractive than a male model
>never approach/ask out any women
>remain single virgin for life
On top of that, just never really putting yourself in the correct social situations where women can actually meet you.
When was in college, I went to bars a few times and women actually approached and initiated with me a few times because I am fairly handsome and tall, but I haven't been with a woman in a few years because I just never go out anymore, spend every weekend alone in my room and refuse to use dating apps
Did you go to bars by yourself or with friends I don’t really have any friends my age so I’m curious.
>refuse to use dating apps
I don’t understand this at all. I clean up on dating apps. Why would you willingly turn down free puss?
If you're the type of dude who can't get laid normally then dating apps are worthless.
Have you tried them? I had a lot of trouble with them at first until I just thought to Google how you’re supposed to use them and then it worked out great
I tried these apps funf years ago, and it was mostly a let down. maybe I'm just moronic or mediocre looking
I'm a 29 year old KV and I'm tall and handsome (I get compliments from women at work or on the street). I just have 0 social interaction with anyone ever outside of the bare minimum for work. Was the same way back in school I just did my school work and then went home. I probably have some kind of un-diagnosed mental disorder but it doesn't really bother me at all so I've never looked into it.
It's incredibly easy, these kinds of posts are so fricking disingenuous and likely made to make unattractive men feel even worse. Unattractive? Odds are massively against you. Shy or awkward? Not that ambitious or successful? Short? Balding? Not a lot of opportunities to meet women? Unlucky? The list goes on. Most men just give up and don't interact with women at all because they feel there's no chance which is a self-fulfilling prophecy.
people dont actually think this right? I got laid at 18 from my first gf but up to that point despite having friends I was a total helpless loser when it came to women, it took a girl moving from another town to my town and being relatively new for me to have a fresh slate that gave me an opportunity. Had she not worked out I easily couldve ended up virgin for life, i will say working a fast food job like I did was a good gateway into talking to normies but most of the time when you meet girls theyre taken
Sometimes I search for "years old and I never even kissed a girl" on the archive just to get a chuckle
I reached 25 without ever kissing a girl so I just started fricking feminine twinks. It's obviously not the same feeling but it's still great and they actually appreciate me as a person without expecting me to do fricking everything perfect from the first message.
Ok where and how
Grindr/Tinder, live music bars, anime conventions (you need friends for this one), and move to a very liberal city.
Live music bars are especially high on feminine boys wanting to take wiener. Although some of them will be a flavour of trans so accept that now.
>Stuck in a crazy red state
Damn better let next time
was it really anal?
nah trying to do anal without lube is like trying to untie a balloon knot with your wiener
>past a certain age, being a producer on a show and casting yourself as the hot sexy man who bangs teenagers can be a suspicious thing
Past a certain age...
some people wise up and enjoy life.
Peep this. Academic guy attended a lecture by some ugly blonde b***h. Got so horny he had to go to a chink prostie and afterwards wrote in detail about his affection for the blonde woman. Now his fellow academics are calling for his head.
https://twitter.com/kebayf/status/1780935346877771947
I'm 41 divorced 3 times and I only frick and dump women now. Zoomer girls have to be the dumbest things to shit between two shoes on God's green earth. Social media has made them 95% cookie cutter morons.
Why 3 times to figure it out
Maybe stop throwing stones man with glass house ain't so smart either.
Full custody between grandma. A dumb b***h is a dumb b***h, life is life. Any worth a shit either get it together or just be a stray hood rat with dumbass kids that hate her and put her into the hell she created. Not my loss.
I'm 40 and my libido is gone. Maybe I should go to a doctoor.
Stop looking at porn bro. That shit kills you man till your looking up weird shit. And alcohol and weed. I don't want to sound like one of those preaching homosexuals. I got low as shit will power and gotta check myself. I still do love the occasional magic girl anime that gets reshaped into a Frankenstein breeding monster. The Japanese are some fricked uped peoples.
don't watch porn. I don't even want to, that's the point. See a picture of a great looking girl, or see one in real life -- just feel nothing. it's weird because I've always been horny. maybe it's medical.
Well...we are all shitposting here on Cinemaphile my bro. You can help you when you want to. My advice is cold. Talk to a priest. I'm an atheist that goes to a black church. I love my people. That's me.
>I'm an atheist that goes to a black church.
absolutely based if true
It's not a joke man. I really love these folks. If you think I'm full of it. They feed you, grandmas are sweet as honey. It's not boring church. It's a party to a white god.
I'm an usher now. I like calling out the young blood eyeballing me. This is. Our fathers house and everyone is welcomed in his house. That is a fact. Jack.
based. I live around blacks too, they are indeed very nice to me.
I'm sorry a sound like a gay. Just start moderating shit day by day. Hour by hour if you have to. You can always get called a POS here man.
bad for whom exactly?
had one for 5 years, over it.
>for a man with a wife, that is.
He's right, you know.
Yeah but don't brag about it unless she's hot
lol I don't care there are much more important things. stay in the dark.
30 with a gf here. Just spent this night without and have literally no justification for why. I can b***h about needing "me time" for the rest of my life but I know I would squander just like I did the rest of my life before meeting her.
I lost my virginity at 14 to my gf who was 15
I have an easy, dtf step sister does that counts?
Our parents knew about it too my mom is against it (not the fricking per say but she didn't want my step sister as my actual partner), my step mom was a bit apathetic (2 consenting adult and whatnot) and my dad actually want us to marry. her biological dad died when she was young