Pastor: God is here and He loves us. *Young Sheldon raises his hands*. Pastor: Yes, Sheldon?

Pastor: God is here and He loves us

*Young Sheldon raises his hands*

Pastor: Yes, Sheldon?

Sheldon: There is no God pastor, only science is real, Big Bang Theory created the world

Young Sheldon's mom: Alright ler's get out of here

>repeat for 6 seasons

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, all matter in the universe was condensed in a infinitesimal point which then somehow exploded and created elements and shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow, a wizard did it

      No explanation will ever make sense. It could just as easily be either one or something totally different

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But science as a method supposed to rely on empirical evidence not fantasy theories. What's the point of it if it's just a blind faith but without any morals?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a theory. An educated guess based on the rules of the universe as we know them, factoring out any kind of magic/supernatural/divine intervention.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What rules of the universe postulate that everything came from a singularity?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Analysis of Galactic Redshifts dating as far back as the 20s displaying that galaxies are moving away from a central point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How does it prove singularity?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Asking for evidence of all the matter in the universe condensed into a infinitesimal point
                >Get this response
                The power of science.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit tier post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Analysis of Galactic Redshifts dating as far back as the 20s displaying that galaxies are moving away from a central point.

              How does it prove singularity?

              Stop being moronic

              the big bang also wasn't even a singularity lol, it was just a smaller universe. The big bang is still happening (universal expansion at an accelerating rate) and we CAN and have measured this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude if we rename god to some funny names we win
        It is the ultimate foundation to explain why anything at all exists. Saying the universe always exist doesn't make sense because you can't have an infinite regress.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Saying the universe always exist doesn't make sense

          so the universe needs to make sense, to you, a mutated moronic monkey, in order to exist? how is this not utter hubris?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            People were content with divine origin of the universe across the globe for millennia. But some spergs presumed they should know better, invented a hackneyed theory with a lot of holes and called it a day. Talk about hubris, lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most physicists believe the initial conditions of the universe are contingent. So you need a necessary thing to ground them. If you say contingent things can be caused by other contingent things hence infinite regress problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is statically impossible for all the events that occurred in our universe and in human history to have happened without a God. The odds in favor of God existing are trillions to one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what "statical" analysis are you banking this on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you attempt to throw a smart sounding word in there to make it more believable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. If there was a singular point. It would suggest a creation event. Also, convince me quarks bouncing around can create conscious human beings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Isn't it kind of cool to think that even though things work the way they do in here, that there is a potential "outside" of this universe that works beyond our comprehension? Kino as frick if it just happened. Even more kino if a higher entity did it by accident just by existing in that realm. Even even more kino if they did it on purpose.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes right though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hes right though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what he would do if we were to toss him into a pit for 2 days and then haul him out and put a gun to his head. Would he have a spiritual revelation?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Americans have an incredibly creepy relationship with both religion and nationalism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stay hatin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >americans are allowed to pray in public
          >europistanis find this creepy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Richard Dawkins is a bastard son of a b***h, I fricking hate this moron

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what if jimmy neutron was live action but we sucked all the fun and humor out of it??
    Somehow normalgays consider this good entertainment.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Bang theory? Oh you mean that theory first proposed by a priest?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Sheldon have a masturbatory issue because that usually seems to go hand in hand with atheism / science worship

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my science he is literally me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What caused the big bang theory Sheldon?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it got him away from pedo christcuck priests, good for him. Think about it. You have "celibate" males with otherwise intact genitalia preaching to kids about unconditional love. I'll run out in a heart beat. At least make the priests eunuchs. Put their dick where their faith is.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If everything that is had a cause, and the Big Bang™ is a thing, then it too had a cause. But this cause would have to have existed outside of time and space to cause that to come into being. And because there was no other forces to act upon said cause, it had to be personal, so as to choose to act. So there is an uncaused first cause that is personal, transcendent of time and space, powerful, and eternal.

    But -not- God? Okay, Sheldon, you really bazinga'd me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of assumptions

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine
    >just some flesh caught in this big broken machine
    heartwarming stuff

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sheldon should have premarital sex with Paige

    She wants the big S

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pastor: "God is here and he loves us."
    Person: "Prove it."
    Pastor: "Dude just trust me"
    Person: "You're full of shit."

    >repeat for over 2000 years

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sheldon is a islamophobe
    woah

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't create something from nothing
    >except for, you know, that one time our universe just randomly poofed into existence

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >From the creators of Young Sheldon come: "Even Younger Sheldon."
    Yuck it's just a fetus
    >"I get out of here through where? Uhhh, no thank you!"
    Haha Ok!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mom says "oh anon you have to watch this show, I laugh so much because he was JUST LIKE you were at that age!"
    It genuinely makes me mad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Difference is, you were never smart, just autistic

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