>how to get away with murder >the big sleeping pills >my wife is dead im sad how did this happen
Never heard of these I'll have to check them out, he seems like a nice guy
Whenever I see the famous Jonah Hill talkshow incident I like to think about the exact same scenario, but instead of Jonah it's Patton Oswalt. Both pathetic fat manlets, but Patton is a million times more confident than Jonah. Homie got caught murdering his wife and just shrugged it off and forced the world to deal with it. Legend. How would he have responded to Ornella?
Yeah Patton Oswald is a comedian and quick on his feet, so he'd be able to respond. Jonah Hill is a weak little kitten, with huge pychic wounds and Ornella is a vicious shark who saw blood in the water.
>oops my pill head wife died after I got back from the opium store, oh noes, oops I have to marry this old weird looking b-tier movie bawd who I jerked off to constantly in the 80's
>oops my pill head wife died after I got back from the opium store, oh noes, oops I have to marry this old weird looking b-tier movie bawd who I jerked off to constantly in the 80's
I remember RLM was going to watch one of her bad movies for Best of the Worst with him but he shut it down, even after she OK’d it
hands down the worst Best of the Worst guest. Mike gets wasted probably because of nerves and Patton seemed to not mesh well with any of them, especially Mike.
He says he's an avid film watcher. That tells me that he frames his wife's murder perfectly because he projects the image of >What, that guy? Naw, it could never be him!
All of his roles he's the same character. He perpetuates himself a harmless, unfunny good spirited slob who never took the time to dedicate to having a not shit physique. He's seen so many dramas he knows the framework of the human psyche. He knows which boundaries to push and what cracks he can slip through. He's an ugly midget. No one would bat a fricking eye twice at him. Not on purpose anyway.
I used to like Patton Oswalt when I was younger. His Werewolves and Lollipops standup special was really funny. I even agreed with him a lot politically. Since then I've changed stances completely and await the coming of the Fourth Reich and Patton seems to have doubled down on his soi intake. What happened?
For me it was taking a picture with Chappelle, getting internet grief from troons over it, and then TAKING A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WRITING A LETTER THROWING CHAPPELLE UNDER THE BUS.
that's fricking dismal that people actually believe that when 'trans' men screech about their being hurt by something, that it's actual pain and not crybullying. that's wretched
Patton Oswalt has white nationalist friends and knows the cartoonist who made the happy merchant personally. He refuses to disown them too, as long as he keeps being aggressively PC it's working for him. He's just a coward.
How do you go about picking your films either way? You can't just name your favourite films, can you? Since, most likely, not all of them have Criterion releases. You you'd have to prepare and look up which of them actually do.
So all this "entering the closet and picking from shleves bit" is staged and seems like a terrible waste of time, right?
>So all this "entering the closet and picking from shleves bit" is staged
Holy shit! It might be!!! >and seems like a terrible waste of time, right?
Yes! Marketing your brandname and connecting your brand with celebrities to increase sales is a complete waste of time!!!!!!!111111111111
Even if he didn't kill his wife it's still disgusting he allowed her to be a drug addict around their daughter.
Imagine the mother of your child addicted to drugs and you're all "lol Blumpf bad" instead.
>Pretty Woman >Sleeping with the Enemy >Patton >Dial M for Murder >O.J.: Made in America >That Thing You Do! >Breathless >Lone Survivor >Days of Heaven
Kino list.
It's a shame Criterion hasn't released How to Murder Your Wife yet
Why are they all sealed? How do they watch them?
Torrents like the rest of us
Through his murdered wife's eyes.
I laughed way too hard at this.
I used to love this homie, but he became such a fricking pussy. Was it Trump or was it before that?
I love his movie Big Fan.
He has better taste than the autists here
I'd never have the balls to do what he did
So he watch Ikiru and then went upstairs and smothered her?
>ikiru means to live
>wife is dead
>how to get away with murder
>the big sleeping pills
>my wife is dead im sad how did this happen
Never heard of these I'll have to check them out, he seems like a nice guy
kys pughposter
>referred to a movie as 'timely' because it has an evil celebrity
Was he referencing himself there?
Let me guess
Dial M for Murder
Its an op is off his meds posting 6 month old videos episode (new 4k scan from the best camera negatives)
Does she have a copy of "I'm Patton Oswalt and I Got Away with Murdering My Homely Looking Wife"?
Whenever I see the famous Jonah Hill talkshow incident I like to think about the exact same scenario, but instead of Jonah it's Patton Oswalt. Both pathetic fat manlets, but Patton is a million times more confident than Jonah. Homie got caught murdering his wife and just shrugged it off and forced the world to deal with it. Legend. How would he have responded to Ornella?
well he'd kill her
Yeah Patton Oswald is a comedian and quick on his feet, so he'd be able to respond. Jonah Hill is a weak little kitten, with huge pychic wounds and Ornella is a vicious shark who saw blood in the water.
Let’s see patten oswalts comeback
>stalks, kills you and gets away with it
Your response, Ornella?
>Fracture
>Secret Window
>A Perfect Murder
I wonder if it feels weird to be a film buff but then in your acting career you just play the part of fat loser in sitcoms
beats working
How to Remarry in a Year After Killing Your Wife
The criterion closet is a shit test, and I don't know how to pass it.
this guy always comes off as such a snooby elite IM SMARTER THAN YOU AND HAVE THE BEST LE HECKING TASTE IN EVERYTHING! fart sniffer, i god i hate him
>snooby
lmao my most embarrassing typo on here to date
roll with it. start using it more. be the next moronic buzzword that eventually loses all meaning. ive seen dumber shit become part of the "culture"
>oops my pill head wife died after I got back from the opium store, oh noes, oops I have to marry this old weird looking b-tier movie bawd who I jerked off to constantly in the 80's
Look at the size of that mirror. The obnoxious vanity. She needed to go.
Damn he looks like he's under the effect of clit/taint/brown area. I massively dislike the guy but it's a natural instinct to want to break free
He looks ass drunk.
At least he didn't barrell the kid too like Chris did.
looks like something from a j-horror movie
ngl the mommy Rachel vibes she's giving
off are doing it for me.
I remember RLM was going to watch one of her bad movies for Best of the Worst with him but he shut it down, even after she OK’d it
hands down the worst Best of the Worst guest. Mike gets wasted probably because of nerves and Patton seemed to not mesh well with any of them, especially Mike.
He says he's an avid film watcher. That tells me that he frames his wife's murder perfectly because he projects the image of
>What, that guy? Naw, it could never be him!
All of his roles he's the same character. He perpetuates himself a harmless, unfunny good spirited slob who never took the time to dedicate to having a not shit physique. He's seen so many dramas he knows the framework of the human psyche. He knows which boundaries to push and what cracks he can slip through. He's an ugly midget. No one would bat a fricking eye twice at him. Not on purpose anyway.
are they all about wife killin
He's like Chunk in the ice cream cooler
I used to like Patton Oswalt when I was younger. His Werewolves and Lollipops standup special was really funny. I even agreed with him a lot politically. Since then I've changed stances completely and await the coming of the Fourth Reich and Patton seems to have doubled down on his soi intake. What happened?
For me it was taking a picture with Chappelle, getting internet grief from troons over it, and then TAKING A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WRITING A LETTER THROWING CHAPPELLE UNDER THE BUS.
that's fricking dismal that people actually believe that when 'trans' men screech about their being hurt by something, that it's actual pain and not crybullying. that's wretched
Patton Oswalt has white nationalist friends and knows the cartoonist who made the happy merchant personally. He refuses to disown them too, as long as he keeps being aggressively PC it's working for him. He's just a coward.
You have crippling internet addiction
Patton Oswalt used to reply to Steve Sailer and shit on twitter like a decade ago, he's playing the game
hey didnt that guy kill his wife
How do you go about picking your films either way? You can't just name your favourite films, can you? Since, most likely, not all of them have Criterion releases. You you'd have to prepare and look up which of them actually do.
So all this "entering the closet and picking from shleves bit" is staged and seems like a terrible waste of time, right?
>So all this "entering the closet and picking from shleves bit" is staged
Holy shit! It might be!!!
>and seems like a terrible waste of time, right?
Yes! Marketing your brandname and connecting your brand with celebrities to increase sales is a complete waste of time!!!!!!!111111111111
Not a waste for them, doofus. A waste of time for the celebrities. But I guess they're getting paid at least.
The Eye (2008)
Murdered (2012)
Her (2013)
damn, good movies patton
Oops, I Killed My Wife!
OOPS HE DID IT AGAIN???
nickdip everybody!
What's next? Mike & Jay in the closet?
jfc you guys killed the joke
Even if he didn't kill his wife it's still disgusting he allowed her to be a drug addict around their daughter.
Imagine the mother of your child addicted to drugs and you're all "lol Blumpf bad" instead.
What's more important in the mind of a narcissist? Internet points or the well being of your child?
For me its CQ
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colin would be the comfiest uncle
No that would be Micheal Shannon or maybe Kyle MacLachlan
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baste hairline, 9/10 would be nephew for
Imagine going to the Criterion collection but then you don't really know your alphabet and you just stand there like:
>"uuuuuuuuh"
I despise Patton Oswalt but he's based for picking One False Move. Paxton and Billy Bob at some of their best.
I thought they enacted a limit on the number of dvds you can take after 'the incident'.
The worst one was The Safdie Brothers being uncouth pieces of shit
Wife murderer
Everytime I see this frick in a documentary I immediately tune out. I don't give a frick what he has to say.
>ywn be famous or interesting enough to be invited on closet picks or rlm
i count my blessings everyday i will never be associated with RLM.
didn't he tweet something insane basically admitting to being a pedophile?
post it
>Pretty Woman
>Sleeping with the Enemy
>Patton
>Dial M for Murder
>O.J.: Made in America
>That Thing You Do!
>Breathless
>Lone Survivor
>Days of Heaven
Kino list.
RATATOUILLE NO!!!
Does he pick Strangers in the Train?