>paul, dont forget the celery this time

>paul, don’t forget the celery this time

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >braaaaaaapfl

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU NEVER EAT IT!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A b***h that fat ain't eating no vegetables.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's to cool off your mouth from spicy chicken wings

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >’dem dippin sauces tho, Paul

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me laugh every time

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deep fried sand mmmmmmmm

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE SAUCE MUST FLOW

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dey cayn't seasons dey celery fo sheeeit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >god dammit Paul these are Reese’s pieces I said m&m

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It only makes sense for Fremen to bulk up in case they’re waylaid with low supplies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would be irresponsible not to

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >okay Zendaya in this scene we want you to express discomfort over Paul's decision to wed the emperor's daughter... but don't overdo it, okay? keep it subtle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, that twitchy bong eye is the icing on the cake.
      CUUUT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious that Villenueve intended for the movie to be about Paul being a powergrabbing tyrant with Chani being the pillar of morality we empathize with, but Paul's actor gives such a good performance and Zendaya's awful visage just made the audience side with Paul and groan whenever Chani does a thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out that all else equal, people like power and those who have it
        The films also really have not done enough with the prescient visions, yeah they’re technically there, but how bad the “holy war” gets and that it’s (as far as prescience is concerned) completely inevitable does not come through at ALL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like it's too easy for audiences to confuse the dead bodies and burning corpses in his vision for acts the Harkonnen already did

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pauls terrible too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is wrong with her eye? Did they add that in post?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you got my twizzlers, Paul?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paul
    >this water
    >is semi skimmed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I said whole water

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't spice paul. now eat my minge

      Kek these 2 posts kinda rhyme

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chani ... easy on the spice melange ...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't spice paul. now eat my minge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you know I’m a gay twink, chani! Eat your own damn minge

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Sorrrrrrrry my Prada’s at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my frick-you flip-flops you pretentious douchebag!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          MARK

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Prophet has been consumed.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Usel, tell me of your homefries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell me of your home-style cooking, Usul

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Paul… that sandworm… can we get it supersized

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DUHHH HEEEEEEEEE

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paul
    >im pregnant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I ate the baby

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was in the box Cinemaphile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sweaty socks!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bus change and a sandwich (It's Eric Robert's safe.)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought Gom Jabbar sounded like a israeli holiday

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this the thread for homosexual chuds?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She only looks good when she tries to look white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We’re just workshopping some memes. Chill out you fat b***h. You’ll get your dippin sauce.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paul, don’t forget the dubs this time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul, you ate my dubs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        monkee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hey Paul, why are the copies of the style section on the floor
        >is that a raincoat

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks israelites for giving us this great diverse eye candy!! So much better than pretty blonde women from the 90s!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody on arrakis is white

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celery is disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's nice in a bloody mary at 8 o clock in the morning

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf were they thinking? I'm positive chani wasn't a stupid, annoying, unhinged ugly prostitute in the book. It felt like the last hour of chani scenes were just shots of her looking pissed off.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are relentless. Even I feel sorry for Zendaya and in openly racist.

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