Peep Show

Just finished Series 4 and the show is quite good, but I'm bugged by how all similar the storylines are. I know this isn't a plot-centric show but almost every episode is just some scheme related to sex and relationships. Getting a girlfriend, getting laid, getting back with an ex, trying to cheat, etc. Does the show start to exit this box anytime soon? I think my favorite episodes so far are the ones where Mark accidentally befriends a racist and Jez kills, cooks and eats a dog.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the one thing that's easiest to convey as an awkward situation. and i'm sure you've realized by now, the sole point of this show is to make you feel viscerally awakward, if by association with the characters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whilst I like the show this is why I cannot watch the series for extended periods, it starts getting depressing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP here and I see what you mean. A few episodes got very dark very fast to my surprise

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which ones would you say got particularly dark? I've binged it a few times and think I must be desensitised to it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mark started doing self-cutting out of nowhere. I'd call that dark by comedy standards.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every episode is just some scheme related to sex and relationships. Getting a girlfriend, getting laid, getting back with an ex, trying to cheat, etc.
    that's practically just life in the UK, that's all anyone does really

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn. horrifying.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fancy a shag?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go on then. Show us ya minge.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does the show start to exit this box anytime soon?

    No, we live simple and boring lives in the UK. we get drunk and we mate, that's it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think shows like this lost any impact when smartphones meant we could see videos of real people getting embarrassed in everyday situations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also we have an online community and interest cross section. we have access to our specific version of everything, including periodic embarrassing moments involving Cinemaphile and TV actors like snapping stalker pics of Chloe Grace mortez eating lunch

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a britbong version of cgdct

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting a girlfriend, getting laid, getting back with an ex, trying to cheat, etc.
    What else is there to do when you are a broke idiot with no skills?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post on Cinemaphile

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does bong life have constant hopeless dystopian nightmare overtones like this show depicts? I've been to the UK once and noticed that everyone walked around with an "it's over" expression.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a decade of Tory rule will do that to you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will surely be sunshine and rainbows once Sir Keir comes in and pumps our immigration numbers up to a mil a year.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the only other option is Kier
          There is no hope in the British political spectrum. If only Peep Show knew how dire things were going to get

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          as opposed to the current literal pajeet government?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            keir was director of public prosecutions and let jimmy saville off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think the conservatives have been doing fricktard?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >up to a mil a year
          They already hit that under the Tories mate.
          Different party same story.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but now we all now how it works
          what did he mean by this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tony Blair government was largely successful in terms of economic policy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao no it wasn't.
              All Blair did was borrow heavily to fund unsustainable social services.
              That's literally the same thing Hitler did in Germany only he started WW2 as the debt repayments were about to hit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a fricking idiot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            neoliberalism, aka sell off everything, cut taxes for the well off and watch public services deteriorate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          typo?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bedwetter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and brexit hasn't helped

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brits tend not to smile at everything, there’s significantly less of the toxic positivity you see in a lot of other countries (like the US), generally people don’t expect each other to pretend to put on a happy face, most usually save that for the pub.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is such hilarious brit cope.
        >toxic positivity
        >"we just don't smile at EVERYTHING liek you AMERICANS DO"

        buddy hate to break it to you, even your neighbours call you out for being historic doomers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >neighbours
          i assume you mean the scots
          genuinely don't know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, the dutch, the norwegians, the french...sometimes, the danes, spain, portugal.

            you're literally further removed from eastern europe than anyone besides iceland but you live it down and larp as them more than anybody.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not from the uk nor was i the guy you were originally responding to, it was actually a genuine curious question

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope being a gloomy sadist is one of the unified British traits, he probably means the F*ench.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is such hilarious brit cope.
        >toxic positivity
        >"we just don't smile at EVERYTHING liek you AMERICANS DO"

        buddy hate to break it to you, even your neighbours call you out for being historic doomers.

        I thought we were stereotyped as downplaying everything both good and bad and being hard to read

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that could also apply to the japanese or the danish based off what i've heard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't had many experiences of Danes but I think Japs are quite a bit like us: lots of rules, polite but hide their true feelings, drive on the left, constitutional monarchies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being British of Danish descent and having spent a little time in Denmark, I'd say Danes are both shyer and less fastidious than Britons on the whole. In some ways they remind me of Germans, without the stick up their arse about efficiency while still being very competent. I liked it there, it was quiet. Flying back into Manchester airport, the first thing I saw stepping off the plane was posters the government had put up proudly indicating that police have bodycams recording at all times. I wanted to die; at the museum I went to in Aarhus, they had a coat rack at the front desk, people were just leaving them there, no locks or anything.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              never been to either but I've always assumed denmark would be a better place to visit/live than england

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >at the museum I went to in Aarhus, they had a coat rack at the front desk, people were just leaving them there, no locks or anything.
              It's funny because you used to be able to do this in the UK as well. I wonder what happened to cause this cultural divergence between these two European nations. Very curious indeed

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they had a coat rack at the front desk people were just leaving them there
              I mean it was literally like that in the UK up til the 90s and possibly into the 2000s in many places.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there's a reason we drink so much and take so many drugs.

      Weather is grim, most cities have dogshit living conditions, the government tries to frick us in the arse at every possible point and the country is becoming less and less relevant in the international setting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you live in a big town or city. The countryside is lovely. Quiet, great views, clean air, no brown people... everything a man could want.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just what they look like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's alright , most people are moronic npcs though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically yes.

      The British are a buck broken nation where class structure is adamantium in terms of "rich are rich and can do whatever the frick they want and everyone else is either poor with no chance of escaping poverty or middle class but basically a slave caste for the elite and will never become rich enough to join the ranks of the elite unless by some slim chance you marry into an elite family".

      Brits are also indoctrinated at birth into becoming obedient slaves, either wage slaves or soldier slaves, with the later reflecting the military being run by psychopaths who gleefully waste the lives of hundreds of thousands of soldier who are expected to die on orders from above even if the orders are moronic as frick since the military top brass will never admit they fricked up.

      There is a lot of corruption too within the elite, a lot of angsts because Britain is no longer the world's top dog after WW2, the economic hell of the 1970s and how Labor fricked up so badly in those years that the Tories effectively have gained a strangehold over power and how even "New Labor" was basically Tony Blair running shit as a stealth Tory.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very astute, genuinely accurate and comprehensive breakdown of why it's shite here.
        The funny thing is though, that despite class being the great divider in the UK we've started importing American social problems and focusing more on race and gender.
        It's fricking bleak here, and whilst materially there's a lot of wealth in the country and (relatively) low crime rates, there's an overwhelming cultural malaise and no sign of things getting better any time soon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha what a post

        yorkshire here, rings 100% true

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the dubs anon?
    The dubs, where are the dubs?
    No dubs?
    That was your job! You fricking piece of shit! You're a shithead, that's what you are, a fricking shithead!

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly there are several points where it looks like they’re going to shake things up a bit by throwing in things like weddings and kids but the writers clearly get nervous and just push potentially interesting new angles off to the side. At its best it’s hilarious but by the end it feels extremely tired because they refuse to lean into letting things change a bit with time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole theme of the show is how they will not change for the better due to constant self sabotage, and the wedding failing show is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
      >Hortencia!?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the whole theme of the show is how they will not change
        OP here, I've caught on to that, but I don't know if 9 seasons is really necessary for such a basic theme. I'm not even halfway done and I do wish the show would try to change things up, even if it just means new characters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not, the first 5-6 seasons are 10/10. The last few drop down to like a 7. Enjoyable, very good even, but you notice a drop from the golden age.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh. Well I guess I'll do my best to really savor seasons 5 and 6 this weekend, then.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the whole theme of the show is how they will not change for the better due to constant self sabotage
        sure but why does it always have to be self sabotaging jobs and relationships, why can't it also be some new bizarre hobby or an episode where they travel out of the country for once. this is an episodic show, they should have the freedom to introduce new elements more often, especially if so many storylines already aren't going anywhere

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're base creatures, they only seek fricking and comfort. episodes where mark branches out and tries to do something like play with gerard's toys or write a book show how he fails because he cannot put effort into things.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're base creatures, they only seek fricking and comfort.
            I guess I just feel it seems a bit redundant having them both be sex pests. If only Jez were the poon hound and Mark had other concerns that'd be better, but both of them being obsessed with fricking just feels monotonous in some episodes. I wish the show would contrast the two instead of them just being basically the same except Mark actually has a real work ethic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i wish chocolate was strawberry
              great thread m8

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally not an argument

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I wish this show was a different type of show
                What's to argue against?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i never said that either moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe How I met Your mother is more up you're alley buddy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            saw two episodes thought it sucked ass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should they introduce poochie the dog too? God lord do I fricking hate Americans.

            right because peep show would never do something so exaggerated, childish and silly like jerking off to elves or getting fricked in the ass by your girlfriends' dildo strap on lmao. fricking idiots.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why can't it also be some new bizarre hobby or an episode where they travel out of the country for once

          British shows don't really do this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should they introduce poochie the dog too? God lord do I fricking hate Americans.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wanting new activities is le burger cartoon goyslop
            is this also why britbongs have such shit food? complete allergies to anything even remotely new or exciting?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not everything in the real world is sunshine and rainbows, fricking yank

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where did I ask for more optimistic content, moron?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna frick and suck

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real life has repetition and routine. Its deep art n shit.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me a while to figure out that Mark was a really terrible person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, I think we found one of the absolutely dreadful losers that self inserts as Mark. Poor moronic butthole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not super obvious at first but I feel like you realize around 10 episodes in that he's more than just an obsessive stalker (or at least stalker wannabee) and is genuinely just an evil coward. He lacks the spine to act on the vast majority of evil shit he desires in his head.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show about two losers living in a flat doesn't have diamond heists and a full-scale recreation of the Battle of Helm's Deep
    Woah.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite line. Mine has to be Men with Ven.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Series 5 episode 1 when Mark says he'll physically stand in Jez's way from banging Big Suze because of his chlamydia and Jez goes "If I have to frick you to frick her, then I will."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao which episode?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          S09E01

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      think what it's doing to the mechanism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good choice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then I now pronounce you man and wife
      >Mark and Sophie sob

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sucky fricky is not a long term plan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOUR NAAN JEREMY, FOUR?
      That's insane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know how they feel. You buy classic but classic keeps changing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dick pull!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TUMOR THE SIZE OF A PINEAPPLE
      Also all the conversation Mark and Jeremy have in the church, in the marriage episode.

      Season 9 was such a letdown

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 of the 2 main characters has homosexual fantasies about le professional respectable Black person
    >the other main character later also gets homosexual
    Stopped watching there, sorry I'm just not britbong enough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stopped watching because it hit too close to home for you

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peep show
    >fresh meat
    >this country
    >the thick of it
    >inbetweeners
    >dead pixels
    >monkey dust
    >this is England
    >people just do nothing
    >bad education
    >back
    Which other British kinos are worth watching?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not television but in the loop. made by peep show and thick of it writers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      darkplace obviously

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT crowd is very comfy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The IT Crowd is so fricking good. I remember way back people would dismiss it as "The Big Bang Theory for bongers".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People compare Big Bang theory to IT crowd? What a cope. They are miles apart aside from that asinine laugh track.

          Do people really go “Nerds+Comedy, must be some version of BAZINGA”

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should check out the US Pilot for The IT Crowd.
            >Joel McHale as Roy
            >Two annoying yank c**ts as Jen and Debnam
            >Moss is inexplicably played by Richard Ayoade reprising the role

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd rather watch the German version.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >german Roy is in prison for raping a teenager

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The IT Crowd is so fricking good. I remember way back people would dismiss it as "The Big Bang Theory for bongers".

        for some reason I can't get into the IT crowd, same with veep but I'll give it another go

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In that case, start with the second season of IT Crowd.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          veep doesn't kick into high gear until season 3. first 2 seasons are decent but nothing special

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spaced by Edgar Wright.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spaced
      Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
      Mighty Boosh (for your early 00's LOLRANDUM xD humour)
      Keeping Up Appearances
      Yes, Primeminister.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting For God
      Keeping Up Appearances
      Allo Allo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of Waiting For God. What i's about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey Dust for UK dystopia kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Alan Patridge season 1 (travel tavern)

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anywhere I can stream this if I'm a burger? Seems like something I would enjoy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://1337x.to/torrent/4589851/Peep-Show-2003-Season-1-9-S01-S09-Extras-576p-1080p-DVD-AMZN-WEB-DL-x265-HEVC-10bit-AAC-2-0-Ghost-QxR/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      soap2day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch32

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      putlocker.pe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy the box set online

      https://1337x.to/torrent/4589851/Peep-Show-2003-Season-1-9-S01-S09-Extras-576p-1080p-DVD-AMZN-WEB-DL-x265-HEVC-10bit-AAC-2-0-Ghost-QxR/

      soap2day

      watch32

      putlocker.pe

      I hope you pirates are proud of yourselves for stealing from the staff that made it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole show is just on yt

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this show but there are several scenes which I just find too hard to watch because the cringe is too intense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've seen anything that bad yet but I've come close multiple times.

      >I wish this show was a different type of show
      What's to argue against?

      Criticism generally works by pointing out something undesirable and wishing it were better - i.e. different.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main premise of the show is that the characters trap themselves in loops of self destruction. He's not even arguing that it's done badly, just that he doesn't like that premise. What discussion is there to be had around that? I don't go into fishtank threads to say that I prefer non-livestream shows.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sigh. For like the fourth time, I like the premise of self sabotage, it just gets boring seeing it only applied to women and sex over and over. Let them be failure doofuses over something else for a change like playing a sport, trying to quit drinking, trying to be the alpha male, etc. Imagine if the only thing Tony Soprano talked about in therapy was his marriage and his sex life. Shit would get old fast.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >typing the word sigh
            While I'm reticent to try to convince an obvious homosexual to see reason, what you described happens. Mark tries to be an alpha like Johnson and ends up confused about his sexuality because he's such a frickup. Jez tries to run a pub but is unable to exert any willpower against super hans. Mark makes a genuine friend who shares his interest but uses him being racist as an excuse to distance himself. Jez tries and fails constantly to be a musician. Now have a nice day and then go back to plebbit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1 episode about a pub
              >a couple episodes about music
              >25 episodes about fricking (gay boss bromance counts)
              wow anon you sure showed me, i feel so owned and outsmarted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going go through the gimmick of every episode, your prolapsed colon has already proven you can't be satisifed. You should watch the new seasons of it's always sunny in philadelphia. They do wacky things like go to ireland! Much more your speed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no argument or evidence
                Concession accepted.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a great show but the last few seasons are pretty awful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they're not great
      I think 1-6 were outstanding, 7 was ok then the last two were pretty weak
      the social commentary is so poor compared to the early seasons and the characters got flanderised to hell

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, it's just the same formula stretched over 9 seasons. It's why it's not as relevant as other British comedies despite having 54 episodes. Father Ted & IT crowd only had 25 episodes, and even the Inbetweeners only had 18. The show obviously has its moments but when the focus of the show is having unlikable characters in cringe situations it gets boring quickly if you binge it

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seasons 5-7 are the peak of the show. That's a minority opinion, for some reason most agree that season 4 is the peak. I've never understood why, for me season 4 was fairly meh outside of some 10/10 episodes.

    You should give The Thick of It a try instead if you want a political comedy, same writers worked on that as well. Incredibly underrated, wish there was something else like it that isn't Veep.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the thick of it fine, my only criticism would be that pretty much every character talks in the exact same voice with the verbose insults

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the other hand, that is also what makes it one of the most quotable shows to exist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > talks in the exact same voice with the verbose insults
        Only Tucker and Jamie are like this, though. And Jamie is basically Malcolm junior.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm planning on watching Thick of It right after Peep Show. Already seen Veep too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Thick of It is better than Veep for sure. I still liked Veep a lot, and I really didn't want to be one of those "it fell off after season 5 because the original writers left" homosexuals going in, but I guess I wound up being one of those homosexuals because the show went from a 9/10 to a 7/10.

        There are two hour-long specials in between seasons 2 and 3. Watch them before season 3, a lot of people miss them which sucks because they're hilarious.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the heads up

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Dobby in the stationery cupboard.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best ep is when Jez and Superhans join the cult

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, as a brit the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is the idea of going every summer to Spain, get wasted and frick colombian trannies. I wish I was joking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >colombian trannies
      omega based. i love sara salazar

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never felt so much loved as that night I spent in Madrid with Sofia, a she male from Medellin that was looking for a better life in Europe. Those women know how to make you feel like a man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why spain and not brazil or colombia

      the best ep is when Jez and Superhans join the cult

      probably correct

      >typing the word sigh
      While I'm reticent to try to convince an obvious homosexual to see reason, what you described happens. Mark tries to be an alpha like Johnson and ends up confused about his sexuality because he's such a frickup. Jez tries to run a pub but is unable to exert any willpower against super hans. Mark makes a genuine friend who shares his interest but uses him being racist as an excuse to distance himself. Jez tries and fails constantly to be a musician. Now have a nice day and then go back to plebbit.

      >words give me the ick
      ywnbaw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why spain and not brazil or colombia
        I'm poor and a London-Madrid flight can cost you 40 pounds with Ryanair. Plus Madrid and Barcelona are full of wiener hungry southamericans looking for a better future

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahh fair enough. i should visit spain then one of these days

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these any many other tv made shows weren't meant to be binged, they were meant for you to wait until a specific time of night and tune in with every one else, then wait until next week , then wait a year or more before the next season, so this show and many other tv made shows just aren't very good when you binge watch them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree, 2-3 Peep Shows to the dome is comfykino

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a show to watch when it comes up on tv not to binge watch, ya fkin moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been binging it and don't know why everyone keeps bringing this up. The last show I binged was Babylon 5

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Internal Monologue: Just 10 more minutes, 10 minutes is all I need then I'll be back to posting on Cinemaphile. Heh a quick visit to /gif/ never hurt anyone, and the (You)s here are so easy. A BBC here, a troony there and ah yes a cumshot thread that should get the (You)s rolling in. Now a quick powerwank and I'll get back to harvesting JLB approved (You)s, but which thread? Oh chubby amateurs, the anxious self-hating man's crumpet. Now if I can just-
    >Corrigan!?
    Johnson?!
    >Is that...normal posting Mark?
    *closes /gif/ tabs*
    Absolutely Alan, I was just reading some posts on /b/ haha you know what they say Cinemaphile is blue /b/!
    >I think not Corrigan, that was far too many pornographic thumbnails even for /b/. You were on /gif/ again.
    Alan no, it's not like that.
    >How many times do I have to tell you Mark, we run a clean shop here. Blue (You)s only, there's no margin on pink (You)s.
    Alan, I can't-
    >Can't stop? I understand Corrrigan, you're a coomer aren't you? It's ok we've all been there.
    Internal Monologue: A coomer?! Surely he can't think this poorly of me.
    Alan I'm not a coomer, it was just one (1) wank.
    >It's never just one (1) wank Corrigan. One (1) wank turns into one (1) wank a day which quickly becomes one (1) wank an hour. Come with me we're going to Cinemaphile you need to learn about nofap and semen retention.
    Internal Monologue: Oh no, not Cinemaphile. I'll admit their zinc based load supplement stack did improve my life but they're just so gay it's hard to take them seriously on anything else. Not that I'm a homophobe, but their obsession with pictures of shirtless men is just not my cup of tea and I've only recently recovered from the bullying after they tricked me into posting my physique.
    >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile is blue /b/!
      Jaz, slowly: Mark, Cinemaphile is the blue /misc/.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Corrigan, it's up. Did you see Amazon released the Lord of the Rings trailer? Black dwarves Mark, with a queen to boot.
    R-right Alan, so...yes massa and dey hea posts?
    >That's right Mark, and you saw that swarthy hand touch Galadriel's hair right?
    Faenor BTFO?
    >Precisely. I want you to get on Fiverr and engage those Indian bread bakers, there's bound to be extra jannies around right now and they'll be deleting our threads faster than we can make them.
    The Indians are refusing to work with you since you started posting Good Morning Sir threads, remember?
    >Phillipinos then, we can afford them for this. We've got until September to milk this trailer for (You)s Corrigan, you've still got the stomach for this right?
    Internal monologue: The rangeban on my VPN expired yesterday, maybe I'll stick to phoneposting for now I don't want to waste a VPN ban on something that isn't porn do I?
    Of course Alan.
    >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mark get in, the janny found my sneed posts. I need you to post dicky in the euphoria thread to distract him while I post two separate walled and mogged threads. Those should get us some (You)s but are ultimately just a distraction for janny so I can post a picture of a pornstar and imply that she's an actress. Imagine the (You)s Corrigan.
    Internal Monologue: Oh god why does he always give me the euphoria threads, those gay zoomers are starting to convince me that "she" is hot.
    Right away Alan.
    >By the way, I really liked Jeff's proposal to merge Cinemaphile and /gif/ into a kind of mega board and I've asked him to email it through to asiatic moot this afternoon.
    Internal Monologue: WHAT?! JEFF! Oh no...if the /gif/ posters are allowed on here it'll be wall to wall troony porn threads, I'm barely keeping it together as is. Any time I see a picture of a woman I zoom in and check for an adams apple. Maybe it'll just be easier to give in and enjoy it...ha chance would be a fine thing. No, for me, it's the Nigella Lawson mommy threads. Must find a way to stop Jeff before he finds a way to smuggle sissy hypno onto my board.
    >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Magicians
    >Fresh Meat
    >Back

    The writers really struck gold with the Peep Show gimmick, didn't they? It's like they're constantly nudging me saying "haha see, we're all really cynical, right?" when no, not really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magicians
      ?
      >Fresh Meat
      comfy
      >Back
      also pretty good

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not meant to marathon this show anon.
    You're meant to watch an episode once a week after your wagie session and laugh at how you're better than them.
    If you identify with the characters at all, or feel any second-hand embarrassment, you are not fit for this world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet tons of shows older than peep show can be binged just fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you are not fit for this world
      I always knew thi, can't be worse than mark

      >>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

      >PARANOIA PARANOIA

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And that's why I've asked asiatic moot to range ban all IPs from non-white countries from the site, and obviously that would include mediterraneans, you understand Mark?
    Internal Monologue: I really am sick of him /misc/ posting on my nice comfy blue board, but then again he's the only real friend I have on this damn site. Still better company than the trannies and the coomers.
    Y-yes I suppose it is better this way Daryl.
    Internal Monologue: Don't set him off whatever you do Mark. Don't ask open ended questions, don't mention the war and definitely do not mention israelites.
    >Hey, what are you up to later on? Fancy swinging by the paki shop for some vindaloo and we can grab a few jars of lager, my shout mate! I've got a favour to ask you too.
    Internal Monologue: Oh god no.
    >See I got banned from Twitter again and I've used all my burner phones on accounts already but I urgently need to tweet something. Can I use your phone number to setup an account mate?
    Can't you just buy a burner from Mr. Patel?
    >He's barred me from his shop for yelling REDEEMED while he was scanning my lotto tickets. Please mate, it's fairly urgent.
    What could be urgent about a tweet Daryl?
    >Abigail Shapiro is pregnant Mark and I need to tell her brother I want to frick her and suckle on her engorged, khazar milkers.
    Internal Monologue: Oh here we go, not again.
    You're not going to post anything antisimetic are you Daryl? The police actually came to my flat after I gave you my wifi password.
    >Course not mate, just a bit of banter for old mate Ben. Or as I like to call him Binyamin which is the israelite version of Benjamin, they like to do that you know adopt an Anglicised name to conceal their j*wish ancestry. It's a form of crypsis mate, we call them crypto j*ws.
    Internal Monologue: I don't understand this fixation he has on Abigail Shapiro, I thought he hated israelites. How on earth did we go from talking about Stargate to this? I just wanted to do some comfy Daniel Jackson posting.
    >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does this qualify as a sex scene? He did end up creaming himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Dobby before they turned her into a slob and pretended she was always a slob.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People like the Peep Show episodes post-Dobby
    I don't know what the masses like - but I feel like her introduction (and the characters who came with her) brought down the show hard.
    Big Suze is still my poshfu.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they could never settle on exactly who Dobby was. Sophie's transformation feels natural; her life crashing with Mark's, her more selfish, negative traits becoming more readily apparent as his surface. Dobby seemed to be a slightly different person towards the back half; in season 5 and 6, she was genuinely a bit of a weirdo, which made her more compelling. In season 7, it gets more unstable, and by season 8 she's a generic hipster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think when jlb closed down and mark started to date dobby is where 'something' changes for me

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, for some reason I hated season one but really liked season two.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i gave up getting laid like 20 years ago. this show sucks.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the true detective threads, I suggested that season 5 of TD star Mitchell and Webb as their peep show characters playing Rus and Marty. Frick it, it doesn't matter anymore

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when jeremy went gay is when the show started its decline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the first episode?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean fully gay, wasn't it quite late in the show?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just don't get the show

    give up now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just started season 5 and it's hilarious, moron

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino show

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that fricking yank burns. the one that jez cheated on FRICK HER

    TOTAL YANK DEATH

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so are we all brits or are them some others here?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're single in your 30's it's quite accurate.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jez kills, cooks and eats a dog
    >enjoying this Jump The Shark episode
    You disgust me.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every episode is just some scheme related to sex and relationships
    that's life for normies

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically the show should've ended after Mark and Sophie's wedding. There were still plenty of good episodes after that but episode seemed like the most fitting resolution for the characters.

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