>Pentious death: cheap joke. >Adams death: Cheap joke

>Pentious death: cheap joke
>Adams death: Cheap joke
This show is actually so shit

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that it doesn't take itself too seriously. Aren't you the same gays whining about every modern cartoon being a melodramatic sobfest?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the gay here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no u
        Nice comeback moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >whedonism is... le good!
          Nice comeback moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THANK YOU!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aren't you the same gays whining about every modern cartoon being a melodramatic sobfest?
      I understand where the confusion comes from since we all have the same username, but I regret to inform you that these two groups of people are probably different. I just wanted to make sure that you knew so that you didn't go forward with this confused idea.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shows need both their melodrama and their comedy anon, the trick is to know when to use each. Hazbin has no idea.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are Adam fatgays doing? lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doing fine. he can still be fat and white.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious didn’t even ‘die’ though.
    When Adam vaoporized him like Dr. Manhattan it seems to be he just blinked his eyes and teleported to planet heaven.

    He’s functionally still fricking alive in this universe since we know heaven and hell are just elder scrolls daedric realms you can walk back and forth between

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why cant Adam or anyone else whos died come back?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pentious didn't die to the blade but Adam did. So Pentious returns but Adam is permanently dead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pentious didn't die to the blade but Adam did. So Pentious returns but Adam is permanently dead.

        Maybe Adam will show up as a demon in the next season

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Maybe Adam will show up as a demon in the next season

        Pentious didn't die to the blade but Adam did. So Pentious returns but Adam is permanently dead.

        Adam is coming back to greet the children he saved.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam is just Some Guy™
    Hilarious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is brown hair protagonist from a 2000s game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is literally 90% of the guys I met in business school. This is uncanny.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is literally 90% of the guys I met in business school. This is uncanny.

        >Adam is just Some Guy™
        Hilarious

        He kinda looks a little like Alex Brightman when he was in School of Rock (and Alex is Adam’s VA)
        School of rock is kino btw I recommend it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the original guy. Makes sense he looks like the average character creator protag.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The progenitor of all man, the person who is the template for all human males to come looks like the most average man.
      I mean it makes total sense

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The progenitor of all man, the person who is the template for all human males to come looks like the most average man.
      I mean it makes total sense

      >All black people are descended from a White guy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black people were made by an incel white scientist named Bukay.

        • 4 weeks ago
          balebatman

          >Black people were made by an incel white scientist named Bukay.
          it was Yakub

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It fricks me up how much Adam looks like Lyle from Sanity not Included

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a lot of avatar youtubers with beards

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam looks like Lyle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cant believe they would treat my little Lylebert like this

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Primary antagonist almost completely wasted, up to and including the face reveal
    >Adam just being a normal dude is immediately squandered for cringy mid-rant murder-masturbation
    This was bad enough when they did it in Helluva Boss, but blowing a major character for the equivalent of 'I made you the basedjack' is painfully lame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Given how evert Viv villain character seems to be based off some ex-friend or person she just didnt like its very possible Adam is just her masterbabty representation of some dudebro she hated

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >N has has ENOUGH of Vivzieshit and is going to take down the Fujo Pig once and for all

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          drone show is fune

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The threads are a cult. You people disgust me.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's right, I worship the one true (unholy) God. Cope and seethe, b***h.
              I just hope it isn't unceremoniously defeated in the season finale like Adam. Unlike Vivzie's antagonists, the Solver feels like an actual threat.

              Perhapd this whole "Root of All Evil" business will be better and not turn out to be an utter joke, but I'm not holding out hope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this whole "Root of All Evil" business will be better and not turn out to be an utter joke
                Oh sweet summer child.. this is Vivziepop. Abandon all hope, the main "big bad" is going to be a fricking joke and we all know it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I worship the true machine god primus

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Metatron?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Primus from transformer

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious only went to Heaven because he was killed after meeting Adam's established criteria for getting into Heaven.
    Charlie's hotel is doomed because death is a requirement, and suicide is a sin.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Serene smile as he realizes he had at least one truly ride or die girl beside him all that time after being fricked over by Lilith and Eve

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    Redemption for Adam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both his wifes leave him to frick the actual literal devil, who ruined his life, his garden, made hell, and now Adam spends his after life eternally seething
      >Has an army of b***hes who "adore" him because of his position as the first man
      >One actually cares about him, and deep done he cared about her
      >He dies knowing one girl did love him
      Imagine the first man, having TWO women literally made for you, actual soul mates, and getting cucked like this.
      Adam died happy and thats what matters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were not his soul mates. Lute clearly was

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the show pretends that he thinks women are inferior? He only hires females and doesn't sexually exploit them. And he hangs out with Lute in his free time and actually listens to her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've had too much to think

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Call me dickmaster"
          > Casually bantering about chicks he's pumped and dumped

          Do you need him holding up a neon sign saying 'frick all femoids'?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe he's just traumatized by Lucifer?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't doubt that played a part in it. Getting cucked twice in a row would probably give you that impression about women, especially considering there was less than a handful of women on Earth then.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe show don't tell? None of that influenced how he treats to his employees

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch this show. Did they really have Eve leave him for the devil? What the frick?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lucifer could have just been fricking with him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its never explained why he cucks Eve with angel b***hes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eve went to hell when she died apparently since Jesus never existed in this timeline. Moses is down there too also but Viv will never say that since her tribe would get mad.

            Lucifer kind of implied he and Lilith seduced her, but it could have been him just fricking with him since Luci is a silly goofball.

            Lucifer could have just been fricking with him

            Virtuous go to heaven without Jesus in this setting.

            This is shit. I'm going back to Paradise Lost.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lucifer kind of implied he and Lilith seduced her, but it could have been him just fricking with him since Luci is a silly goofball.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eve went to hell when she died apparently since Jesus never existed in this timeline. Moses is down there too also but Viv will never say that since her tribe would get mad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Virtuous go to heaven without Jesus in this setting.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Moses killed a shit ton of kids.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus technically should exist in the setting since Viv said Helluva Boss is canon to the setting, and Blitzo's favorite swear is "Christ on a stick!"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It will never truly feel like it’s canon though unfortunately. I’m not asking for or expecting a cameo/crossover, but I still feel like the shows take place in separate universes. They could at least name drop important figures everyone knows about in hell in either show like Lucifer or any of the sins. Blitzo is in the ring where the angel cullings happen and that has no effect on anything either.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder just how much can each show get away with when it comes to referencing the other at least.
                Like obvious cameos probably not, but have the HB crew casually mention "Hey you hear about that shit that happened in Pentagram City? Who knew the princess had it in her!" or something.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >believing the prince of lies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the black eye look so unpolished?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smol indie company

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >First wife wanted to do cowgirl but he refused and told god to kick her out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It explains why he hated all women also remember the exterminators aren't humans they are angels. So basically Viv confirms human females are trash and traitorous, that ruined the first man throughout eternity.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >adam hates le women
          Where does this meme come from? The man has the biggest dick in human history.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would probably also hate women if my first wife cheated on me with the devil and the other one ate the apple that made immortality for humans not exist.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant if that is true he has a reason, but it's mostly like all Hazbin lore it comes from random concept art writing and podcast(another note can Viv learn to show not tell literally. I'd rather them actually info dumping than having to learn of shit from theorist and old podcast and concept art clips) like adam is dead and we learn he's secretly depressed because of podcast and random writing snippets he didn't even get to tell us because of them picking a joke over character.

            Also you aren't wrong adam is 1000x the man lucifer is. Adam had to deal with the bs lucifer made being a "dreamer". An he's portrayed as wrong for being anti sinner and hell his rival is a literal child of both the embodiments of evil in humans and angels.

            I would probably also hate women if my first wife cheated on me with the devil and the other one ate the apple that made immortality for humans not exist.

            Don't forget may have fricked lucifer as well, if what he was implying was he banged eve. Which is crazy asf and really depending on how we see lute she may have betrayed him too. Also lilith basically orchestrated adam's death, literally adam is a the best bro and he was fricked for no reason.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think Lucy corrupted Eve with free will. It's hard to believe that a father would willingly rape a woman. Also this ties into the whole implication that he was trying to "help" humanity at one point like daughter is.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he's secretly depressed
              Is this something Viv has said?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is hecking misogynistic which means he hates woman! Everone knows wanting decent and non-degenerate woman makes you a sexist pig.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He should have treated Lute and the others like shit, he seemed like a good boss

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He seems like a fun boss that takes the girls out for pizza and shit after each extermination. As long as they're a good and obedient Exterminator girl Adam is like the a fun uncle to them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That idea came from the early leaks involving his character. While those leaks mentioned that he was a misogynist, I don't think that ended up getting all that much focus in the final episodes, though.

            I assume the basis of the idea came from some myths on Lilith. According to them, Adam and Lilith were unable to get along because they saw intimacy as a power struggle, and neither of them was willing to play a submissive role during sex.

            >After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, "It is not good for man to be alone." He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, "I will not lie below," and he said, "I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one." Lilith responded, "We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth." But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting that none of his test lined actually made it into the show. I remember being deeply worried at how cringe they were when this leak first dropped but then viv made him actually funny.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's why they are test lines, to give you an idea of the character

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's another one. One of the many reasons why people guessed Vaggie used to be an exorcist was her name. According to the leaks, it looked like Adam had named his soldiers after women's genitals.
                While a couple of leak lines did get used in the show, this stuff ended up cut.
                I thought the leaks sounded really bad, but ultimately Adam did end up having an entertaining presence. He hit the right kind of a balance where a douchebag character is fun rather than annoying. His dynamic with Lute was better than I was expecting, too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The show is literally about redemption it'd be a terrible waste if Adam didn't come back and improve.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The show is literally about redemption
        Nobody tell him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The show is Vivzie's wet dream come to life.It's purely for masturbatory purposes for her eyes only. Episode 4 more than proved that.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Show is actually about the death penalty, and Adam is basically a cop
        Lefties who dont believe in the death penalty want to kill all cops so Adam is over

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You haven’t watch Helluva?

        (Aka the show that instead of doing interesting stuff keep reducing everything to the point were fanfics written with only the pilot as inspiration are more complex than and interesting than the show itself)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not about redemption anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both his wifes leave him to frick the actual literal devil, who ruined his life, his garden, made hell, and now Adam spends his after life eternally seething
      >Has an army of b***hes who "adore" him because of his position as the first man
      >One actually cares about him, and deep done he cared about her
      >He dies knowing one girl did love him
      Imagine the first man, having TWO women literally made for you, actual soul mates, and getting cucked like this.
      Adam died happy and thats what matters

      >make dudebro character
      >do everything in your power to humiliate them
      >he wins regardless
      how does this keep happening

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I assume everyone in this thread is a man and all it takes to please a dude and make life worth living is the idea that a women actually loved you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but I've been married for 15 years and I've had moments where she's been the only thing that kept me from suck-starting a shotgun.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get that, at this point the only thing stopping me from killing myself is the thought of will my son be ok?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but I've been married for 15 years and I've had moments where she's been the only thing that kept me from suck-starting a shotgun.

              How did you manage when they weren't there? Asking for an anon that almost shot himself recently

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                15 years anon here. Having her doesn't just mean having her in my eyeline, or even a phonecall's reach. It's just the very idea that someone unquestioningly gives a shit about you, even if you can't ask them directly, that helps a lot.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m the son Anon, and it’s a mix of 2 things for me, one my brother killed himself when I was 16 really fricked me up for awhile but mostly I remember my dads face at the wake and him asking me if he was a good dad. That broke my heart more than I thought it could break. I know it’s cheesy and said too often but honestly you don’t realize the impact you have on other people. I’ve met strangers that knew by brother that talked highly of him some that talked low and with all that I saw an impact left. The other thing is my son is special needs so even if I did end it and let my wife take the reigns fully I don’t think she’d be able to juggle work and him alone it’s a challenge, but I see him laugh and smile and recently he got into Randy Cunningham 9th grade ninja him saying smoke bomb brightens my day. He’s only 3 and hardly talks at all we’re going to a speech therapist for it twice a week, and 2 other times they show up at his daycare to see him as well. Basically if you feel like shit you take a breath think out the good and bad and weigh out your options. Get sad that’s fine put pick yourself back up laugh it off flip off the sky and keep struggling.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                28 year old anon here, never had a partner in my life. No sex, no physical affection of any kind. I dont know what keeps me going. Ive had one close woman friend who I was obsessed with and she dipped after 7 years. Im currently trying to date someone I met online, the signs of my old best friend are very big in this new person and I have no doubt im being used for attention again. I think all that keeps me going is chasing what I hope will be love one day. I want to know what its like to have someone care enough for me in return. I hear my friends who are married now thier partner will get them a tailored gift and I just cant imagine anyone caring that much. tried to kms twice now but im still here trying

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she dipped after 7 years
                holy shit hazbin hotel reference kinoooooo!!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick you got me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think VP was just mad that all the female fans were crushing on him even though she tried her hardest to make him out to be a chauvinist fratboy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude fricking sweeped and one shotted Alastor the moment he got serious. He only lost to Lucifer himself which just makes him more badass that only the supreme ruler of Hell could stop him (also Nifty but she was always the strongest one)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dudebros are inherently chill, you can try to frick with them but whether it be nature, reality, or deity, the course will always correct back into their favor. This causes varying degrees of ass pain to certain groups/types of people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both his wifes leave him to frick the actual literal devil, who ruined his life, his garden, made hell, and now Adam spends his after life eternally seething
      >Has an army of b***hes who "adore" him because of his position as the first man
      >One actually cares about him, and deep done he cared about her
      >He dies knowing one girl did love him
      Imagine the first man, having TWO women literally made for you, actual soul mates, and getting cucked like this.
      Adam died happy and thats what matters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Redemption for Adam
      I actually hope this is a thing. I'd love to see Adam have to swallow his pride and come to the Hotel for redemption.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Won't happen because he is a "chud" in viv's eyes. Only cute tall gay guys who rape, murder, and kill other men deserve redemption.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Viv likes Adam though

          I love that Lute at least cared.

          She really was his one true homie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Both his wifes leave him to frick the actual literal devil, who ruined his life, his garden, made hell, and now Adam spends his after life eternally seething
      >Has an army of b***hes who "adore" him because of his position as the first man
      >One actually cares about him, and deep done he cared about her
      >He dies knowing one girl did love him
      Imagine the first man, having TWO women literally made for you, actual soul mates, and getting cucked like this.
      Adam died happy and thats what matters

      man there is so much fricking interesting shit that could've been done with this character and it's fricking squandered

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The first man is a fundamentally interesting concept, it is hard not to feel like it was squandered when there are so many directions they could have gone with it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the two greatest lies in modern christian cosmology are killed like cheap jokes
    fitting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will they frick in season 2?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >God created Adam, the first man, in His image
    >a white dude
    >all humanity is descended from whites
    Now that is funny shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam technically is not white because he has no race.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Viv is a shit writer so it wont happen but Adam coming back and they make a genuine effort to redeem him would not only benefit the show but just prove the message
    Unlike every other character whos getting redeemed (Sir Pentious, Angelsut) he isnt a victim or a confused good boy, he was a genuine shit head and we see that, so him ending up in hell (which is also an awesome writing moment that would have tons of drama and character conflicts like with his main girl lute) and getting redeemed would prove the message theyre going for even more
    If Adam isnt in that Hotel in season 2, the show is cooked

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >death is a joke and undignified
    Except it kinda wasn't. I mean they could have gone harder but they apparently didn't. Not sure why if he is treated as a straw man jerkoff you're supposed to hate.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women like Viv hate on chad guys (like Adam) while also lusting after them? You don't see men lusting after hardcore feminists characters like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because most hardcore feminist characters are uggos

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even after millennia mentioning Lillith still triggers the shit out of Adam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith chose to leave him. She wasn't raped like Eve. Weird that viv would overlook that aspect.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prior to civilization women didnt see rape as a bad thing. You could stick your dick in a tribal woman and she would probably follow you home.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sympathize with Adam over Lucifer. That clown manlet fricked with 2 of your wives, corrupted humanity. Then he and a bunch of other weirdos gang up on you, beat you with numbers, and kill you and celebrity muh victory over the angels

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick is God? He is supposed to be keeping the devil in check.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God in Judaism is akin to the Monad in Greek philosophy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He is supposed to be keeping the devil in check.
        He will in the end times but for now he sometimes allow the adversary to mess around. For example, the testing of Job's faith.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >caused by the adversary
          >job
          No that shit was done by god, and when he was called out by job he basically said
          >im bigger and more important than you and you have no right to judge me
          Old testament god is a genuine prick, and has like 4 genocides under his belt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can tell when people who "read" don't actually know how to read.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is with women and cuckoldry?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Alastor, but Adam is a chad for pretty much telling him "who the frick are you supposed to be?"
    Then he has to fight the clown guy who caused him tons of heartache, and his autistic daughter. And they only beat Adam by ganging up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really showed where Alastor stands right now. He's outclassed by the big dogs like Adam, Lucifer, and probably some overlords (as they didn't give a frick he disappeared) and that makes him seethe royally

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly just a disservice to Adam that he has to fight stinky red edgelord first, then Lucifer who stole his wives and ruined him, and Luci's annoying daughter, and they only win through attrition.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the red edgelord was played up as the le biggest scariest sinner in hell and Adam clowned on him once he got serious.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam was slain in battle in hell
    >his exorcists retreat back to heaven
    >Lute takes over, will want revenge
    >Sera gets worried, makes a call
    ENTER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they make him gay just so Viv can't kill him off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Without Adam the Exorcist cant do shit to Charlie and co. Lute needs to a new eternal job and stop being a seething loser.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael just strolls in nonchalantly into the hotel
      >Angel or somebody acting like dumbasses in his presence
      >Lucifer damn near fricking shits himself when he spots it and teleports the others away immediately
      >Have a tense but civil chat
      >Some unrelated frickos try to start shit at the hotel for some reason
      >Michael simply strolls out into the courtyard, judgement cuts, and leaves saying it was an interesting visit
      >The massive group of perpetrators fall apart in chunks seconds after he leaves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d pay good money for this to happen. Michael is in a whole different class of power, so him actually listening to reason, but still fricking shit up would be amazing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dad who was that
          >You're Uncle
          >I have an Uncle?
          >Yeah...we don't talk much since the whole Garden thing.
          >Oh.
          >Let me make something clear to all of you. Do NOT frick with that guy. Ever.
          >Alastor being cheeky saying he's strong sure but he's probably overexaggerating
          >Remember Adam? You know, the guy who beat your ass?
          >Alastor clenches his teeth in annoyance and puts a hand toward his chest where Adam got him
          >He's like 1000 Adams, and that's a lowball. I'm serious, do NOT piss him off. Do you all understand?
          >The gang just look wide eyed at Lucifer then to all the bodies in the courtyard
          >Cut to Michael chilling in Heaven with Sera
          >So...how was it?
          >Oh it looked...nice. I ran into Lucifer. He seemed to be doing well. There were also some rabble rousers but I took care of it
          >I...see.
          >Mmhm. That daughter of his really is something though!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your*

            frickin thing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This terrifies me yet gets me excited to see Michael so much. It’s perfectly in character for him. Hell, he could pretty much be the calmer Vergil of DMC. Michael’s presence alone should send shockwaves through all the realms since he hasn’t been heard from in such a long time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, I kind of hope that if they ever bring Michael into the series, he's one of the good angels. Maybe not at first, I could see him coming down fully expecting to smite Lucifer and Charlie for killing angels, but once he sees the Hotel and that the two of them are genuinely trying to make a difference, he'll understand that they acted out of self-defense and be willing to extend them a pardon, maybe even outright support and encouragement.
        I feel like he'd be pretty uniquely positioned among the highest angelic pantheon to be able to totally understand why they did what they did and get fully behind the hotel. He strikes me as pretty level-headed and fair when presented with all of the evidence, and I think it'd be fun to give Charlie an uncle-like figure that's on the angelic side of the fence and genuinely just wants to see her succeed.
        Plus, it'd be funny to see him be snarky with Lucifer, since I'm almost certain that he'd be teasing him about how he could've been doing something like the Sinner Redemption program at the hotel for CENTURIES now and he just never thought to do it/got too depressed to.
        In short, moreso than just Badass Michael (which is definitely essential, he needs to Judgement Cut somebody or I'll riot), I think Chill Uncle Michael would be a very fun direction for the series and his character, if they ever choose to add him, and I think he'd slot nicely into that role.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Michael has always been a certified badass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael just strolls in nonchalantly into the hotel
      >Angel or somebody acting like dumbasses in his presence
      >Lucifer damn near fricking shits himself when he spots it and teleports the others away immediately
      >Have a tense but civil chat
      >Some unrelated frickos try to start shit at the hotel for some reason
      >Michael simply strolls out into the courtyard, judgement cuts, and leaves saying it was an interesting visit
      >The massive group of perpetrators fall apart in chunks seconds after he leaves

      And since he is technically a lower ranking angel, he is probably cordial and respectful to Luci (and Sera if they meet)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Michael isn't an archangel, he's an ARCH Angel. He's a Seraphim just like Sera and Lucifer.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But he's the himmest angel and put a prideful b***h in there place

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Michael isn't an archangel, he's an ARCH Angel. He's a Seraphim just like Sera and Lucifer.

        But he's the himmest angel and put a prideful b***h in there place

        Angel ranks vary depending on whether we're talking about christianity or judaism, like how cherubs are some of the lowest ranked angels in judaism and some of the highest ranked in christianity.

        Archangels are the second lowest ranked angels in christianism, but THE highest ranked in judaism. Michael works directly under god, so despite being classified as an archangel in christianity, he's the highest ranked angel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sup
      >Um hi there can I help you?
      >Your adorable
      >Um ok?
      >Dont worry kid this wont hurt at all
      >Wait what?
      >Just keep still
      >Hey what are you doing with Charlie?
      >*tortures Charlie*
      >What the frick man? I know this is hell but shes off limits for that kind of shit man
      >*enter Lucifer*
      >WHOS HURTING MY BABY GIRL????!!!!!!!!!!
      >That weirdo over there
      >So you do have a heart after all
      >Listen here you fuc..frickk.fuuuckk
      >Huh
      >Your highness whats going on
      >Emergency warping!
      >Wait wh-*gets warped somwhere randomly in Pride Ring*
      >What are you doing here?
      >Thats what your gonna say to your big brother after all of these eons
      >Frick off
      >No you frick off, I heard you were bullying the big guy's favorite amoeba
      >Huh? Wait you mean Adam?
      >Yes it has a name? The first of those human things I received word from my younger sister Sera about your actions here
      >Look what heaven was doing here wasnt right
      >Come now Lucy human souls are nothing more than specs of dust compared to an archangel like you to waste your time saving them its nonsense, which is why I know the Nephilim is why it happened
      >You!
      >Angels are superior to humans which is why they cannot mix with humans as the offspring will outcompete and eventually annihlate humans, the big guy really likes his petri dishes untainted you see
      >Charlie wasnt born on Earth
      >Yes yes but again the big man doesnt like whats happening here Lucifer you better do something about it or else
      >Do what exactly?
      >Well lil bro thats for you to figure out oh and the lord sends his regards *stabs Lucifer with something
      >AAAAAAAAAH FRICK!
      >Oh bother healing it either it will take 1 million years to heal consider that your only warning, this meeting never happened either do I have myself clear
      >Yes Michael you fricking
      >It was nice chatting with you too lil bro, now then I hope to never see your worthless existence again but if I do I will tell you this *grabs Lucifer by the throat* I WILL END YOU

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something interesting to note is that In Latter-Day Saint theology Michael is Adam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily doesn't want to see more bloodshed now that Charlie's plan has bore fruit
      >goes to one of the only archangels who might not bear illwill towards Hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro why'd you kill God's first human? First you take away both his wives now this?! And you wonder why we all dumped you into Hell. If Dad wasnt on his centuries long cosmic fishing trip he'd come down here himself and whoop your ass Lucy.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened to Eve then? Did she run off with Lilith because gay sex is so much better than angelic sex with a angel/demonlet?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam was pretty much single-handedly holding everyone else off and dominating till they ganged up and got their convenient victory over him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wowwwww it took like six of you to kill me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only real damage he took before Lucifer showed up was Charlie’s surprise attack. He fricking wrecked her shit after that, and Alastor did quite literally nothing to him besides be annoying.
      If Lucifer was just a few minutes too late Adam would have just straight up won.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mask wearing horned fun to watch strong male antagonist killed off unceremeniously by a forced lesbian ship in a badly written indie show
    where have I seen this before

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >charismatic, fun to watch starter villain dies
      >his hot, murder-crazy right hand chick is out for blood to avenge her man
      To me, HH Adam and Lute are closer to Roman and Neo respectively.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And Viv made the same mistake Monty did

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this show was dope my dude
    Post Angel and Husk falling in love.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly they make better friends than lovers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly they make better friends than lovers.

      This. They are much better as buddies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was hoping their relationship will be father/son than homosexuals

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female focused show
    >most popular characters are the chad Adam and the fujobait male characters
    She can't write for shit can she?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something I wasn't expecting is that the songs in this show are actually pretty catchy and I've got a couple stuck in my head.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you got it all twisted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a weird mix of some songs being absolute bangers that do a great job of advancing the narrative and demonstrating characterization with engaging visuals and others being complete shit that don't matter at all and waste three minutes conveying something that could've been covered by thirty seconds of dialogue

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of late to the party but I really don't understand Lucifer. I've watched HB and most of the major demons sort of embody the sin they represent but Lucifer is just a quirky little manlet who is more lustful than prideful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stuff about Lucifer make no sense. Hell is a place where people only respect raw power. Lucifer and Charlie are on top but nobody seems to respect them that much or step to them like demons are constantly stepping to overlords vying for power. We saw some of Lucifer's abilities against Adam but that's it. If shit made sense Alastor would never get in Lucifer's face the way he did.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Vizie or someone else explained Lucifer's authority is purely theoretical since he never uses it. He's completely apathetic about hell.
        The only reason he remains king is so hell can have a king.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man I sure do love it when your show is so rushed and poorly written that you need a statements from the creators to confirm basic character and world building details

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I think she just has intense daddy issues. All bi/straight men are generally evil except those who have children (well, daughters at least.) She must have a very interesting personal life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        balebatman

        >Stuff about Lucifer make no sense. Hell is a place where people only respect raw power. Lucifer and Charlie are on top but nobody seems to respect them that much or step to them like demons are constantly stepping to overlords vying for power. We saw some of Lucifer's abilities against Adam but that's it. If shit made sense Alastor would never get in Lucifer's face the way he did.
        once you are above a certain level, everything to you looks like a triffle. Why would you punish a lesser being for being arrogant? Its lesser, and it will remain lesser. Now, if there is a slight amoung of doubt about it (like with the overlords), you will try constantly prove to everybody that you are, infact superior. Because deep down you know you can be challenged. Luci is on another level

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He seems like a pretty straightforward narcissist to me. He's usually aloof and only bothers to interact when he needs something or wants attention. Charlie calling him up out of the blue provided him with a distraction from his boredom, so he was elated to talk to her. He didn't seem to really care at all about her problems or ambitions, but was happy to be the center of attention so he rushed on over when she asked him to. Classic narcissist behavior.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your bluffing
    >No Im not lil bro you know me I have no idea what mercy is, Ill kill that nephilim you love so much and also dispose of the bacteria you treasured to create it
    >You made your point
    >Good ah yes but you hellborn really need to know whos in charge so *Michael releases a burst of light that covers all the rings of Hell in a second*
    >That should make you understand *Michael vanishes*
    >Motherfricker, he didnt have to annihilate so many hellborn and souls in an instant like that at least Charlies unscathed maybe he left her alive just to frick with me

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reveal your true power to me, my dear.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually wanted heaven to open the portal back up and drop a nuke on Pentashit city

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love that Lute at least cared.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her expressions here broke my heart, mang. I want them to be reunited somehow. Even if it's when Lute gets shanked by an angel blade.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was such a bizarre creative choice to emphasize that the two of them genuinely loved each other when neither had been presented as deep or sympathetic. a good creative decision, mind, but that just makes it frustrating

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These little details in the faces and lute saying
        >Sir! Sir!... Adam!
        make me hope that he'll get fleshed out some more like

        >Both his wifes leave him to frick the actual literal devil, who ruined his life, his garden, made hell, and now Adam spends his after life eternally seething
        >Has an army of b***hes who "adore" him because of his position as the first man
        >One actually cares about him, and deep done he cared about her
        >He dies knowing one girl did love him
        Imagine the first man, having TWO women literally made for you, actual soul mates, and getting cucked like this.
        Adam died happy and thats what matters

        in the future. I'd also really like to see how Lute deals with the loss.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam and Lute genuinely care for eachother and the big man's final moments showed it. That does raise the question is Lute a mortal soul turned angel like Adam or a true heavenborn Angel

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She owes him a favor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A child.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie will bear Alastor's child? that was the deal they made?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie, the dumb bimbo, gave him a nearly blank check, she agreed to owe him a favor, and the only restraint she put on it was that he couldn't ask her to harm someone. That's it. He can ask her for anything else, and there's no expiration date. He can wait for the perfect moment to use his favor to get exactly what he wants as long as it's not hurting a person (and really, does he need her help with that?)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and he got btfo by Adam, im sure Charlie could put is overconfident ass in place if she wanted to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Become straight"

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Utterly bizarre decision to get rid of Adam when they still have Eve in the shadows and the general bullshit of Lucifer and Lilith causing the damnation of all his descendants by having the Root of all evil seep in thanks to them offering Eve the apple. The director tried so hard to make him hateable when he's barely done much of anything Besides kill sinners I guess, who I'm supposed to feel bad for despite them being in hell for a good reason?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's almost definitely coming back as a demon whose going to need to be redeemed.
      >Besides kill sinners I guess, who I'm supposed to feel bad for despite them being in hell for a good reason?
      Anon I realize you're probably a sociopath or something but you do realize premeditated manslaughter is bad right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie is not going to let him in the hotel. She’s very forgiving but she has her limits.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She asked her dad to spare him. She'd totally let him in.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then it would completely undermine the entire message of the show

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie having to put her own personal feelings aside to uphold her principles and let Adam in the hotel would be an opportunity to test her character and have her grow from it. It works so well this show won't do it.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Charlie we got a phone call
    >Hello are you sinner looking for redemption
    >HEYYYYY Charlie its me Emily uh yh what you guys did is not good at all
    >Emily please we were just defending ourselves
    >I know I know but your supposed to die
    >What?
    >Sera talked to me about it and I thought it was wrong but its actually necessary these exterminations you see
    >Im sorry but I have to protect my people
    >I understand that but I also do understand that heaven has higher authority than hell and whatever Heaven says goes you understand me you fricking demon c**t?
    >Emily whats
    >HOW FRICKING DARE YOU HURT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELIC BRETHREN THEY NEVER HAD A CHOICE THEY WERE PROGRAMMED TO DO THAT FOREVER AND YOU ENDED THEIR LIVES
    >Sounds like I did them a favor
    >YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE
    >And your a hypocrite
    >I I YOU ARE SO FRICKING BANNED FOREVER FROM HEAVEN! DONT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A PORTAL YOU WILL BE KNOCKED BACK IF YOU TRY TO GET HERE
    >Aw thats so sad I really was looking forward to that vacation
    >OH FRICK YOU CHARLIE!

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I really liked about Viv's interpretation of Lucifer is how he's the only one really suffering in Hell as punishment.
    Him seeing the humans he gave up everything in heaven for to give free will, choose to be absolutely awful people and wind up there is just a perfect punishment for his sin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think it out.
      what is the requirement to be sent to Hell in the show?
      Is it enough to have sinned? Is Hell forever?
      So, you are in Hell because of a sin, and you are never leaving? Why not go all IN? Is there a special double Hell for committing more sins in Hell?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the hazbin hotel lore here?
    If you get killed as a sinner by an angel you revive into heaven?
    If you get killed as an angel by a sinner you revive into hell?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pentious redeemed himself by laying down his life for his friends. It's not that hard to understand.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Charlie: "You guys DON'T KNOW how you got into heaven?"
        >everyone shrugs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eeeeh, no, he didnt. He didnt die trying to protect someone or something, he wasnt gaining time so the rest can scape, he didnt give up his soul so the team can perform some anti angel magic, he died trying to kill Adam, and he failed. There is no sacrifice there. He deserved be the first redeemed, but i dont see a good reason for that here.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That person he sacrificed himself trying to kill was the literal ringleader of an active genocide who was currently in the middle of trying to kill all his friends and was vastly more powerful than all of them combined.

          That's like saying that if I shot someone who was about to murder you and your family in an attempt to save your life and got shot myself in the process, that somehow wouldn't be a selfless act or sacrifice.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            way too many posters lack critical thinking skills, let alone the basic skills too. You can see the words dribbling out of their mouths as you spoon feed them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So, if we are in a battle, and a guy is about to kill you and i charge to him, trying to stop him, but another guy shot me in the face and i die without even reached the guy who is trying to kill you, im sacrificing myself for you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got into Heaven because he was selfless and sacrificed himself to save his friends, and was sticking it to the man.
      and I guess he wasn't stealing so that as well, according to the list.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So Adam was actually right? He actually knew how it works?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So Adam was actually right?
          Always Hazbin.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            roll credits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know. The writers just make it up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He selflessly sacrificed himself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie: "You guys DON'T KNOW how you got into heaven?"
      >everyone shrugs

      I think Adam will respawn in Heaven again in Season 2.
      >Charlie check her phone.
      >Adam: "I live b***hes!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idt Adam can respawn. He got killed by a exorcist blade which means his soul got obliterated.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By word of the characters in the show, who have been proven wrong and utterly ignorant to how their world works a few times now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Idt Adam can respawn. He got killed by a exorcist blade which means his soul got obliterated.
          Partially expecting there to be a realm deeper into the abyss than even Hell, where demons and angels who get pruned are sent to. Some kind of Lovecraftian realm, and might be where Alestor has tapped into.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can yall be this fricking dumb?
      If you sacrifice yourself to save others, you're in. Getting into heaven is about caring about someone other than yourself, such that you'd give everything for them.

      Pentious gave it all up for Cherri and his friends. There's no secret underlying trick, like being killed by an angel. Just give a frick about someone other than yourself.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no secret underlying trick
        >Vivziepop on her way to ruin this anon's entire career next season 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        lute's wife

        but im a really important person 🙁

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=cRhMDhzMft4MYdlQ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the requirement is to be straight
        Fricking KEKD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cleanse yourself of evil intents, and you get bonus redemption points for going Valhalla route.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam's hyper beam super cleansed Pentious and launched him into Heaven.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pentious blanco

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious's dead was shit. Total waste of potential. It wasnt even a sacrifice. It was a joke. He deserved much much better.

    Im ok with Adam's dead because if i learned something in movies and series is dont monologue in the middle of the battle. Adam started talking and puum, Niffty happened.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He deserved much much better
      I mean come on, aside from the quick joke thanos poofing, Sir Pentious made out like a fricking bandit

      >Proved Charlie right and achieved redemption
      >Professed his love for Cherry and possibly won her heart. At minimum he made out with her
      >Was a badass in the overall battle, commanding the forces and repelling the other angels
      >Got a huge painting and honored at the hotel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir. P will visit Hell to rail the shit out of Guest Cherri
        Based.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, dropped, it was sort of good

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best character is dead

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Pentious in hell btw? Do we know his mortal crimes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't, but he is an insane victorian era industrialist inventor so he probably used child labor or something.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Heaven does a "7 hour war" on hell for killing Adam.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it. I'm willing to bet the other angels outside of his exorcist hated him. He was a certified frickhead no matter how you slice it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sera liked him, and they voted to still allow the exterminations after it became public.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Takes everything that the cast can throw at him to take him down
    >Even surprise appearances from supporters
    >Joke
    I'm sorry that he got mogged by Niffty but he absolutely put up a fight, Pentious' death is the cheap joke

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Alastor fans cannot EVER live down the fact he got swept by Adam simply from having his stick broken, then he ran like a b***h ass homie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that 'ffffffffrick' from alastor when his microphone broke
      I actually frickin laughed, got me good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >break his stick
        >he is now powerless
        What in the frick? Where the hell is Carmine getting her superhuman physical stats from?

        The series has been low key setting up scepters as important vessels of power. Charlie gets multiple different scepters given to her in the finale by numerous people and starts to achieve once she receives them.
        I would not be surprised if we see the other 5 hears of heaven with their own. I'm surprised we haven't see Sera with a spear or scepter (correct me if we have).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >break his stick
      >he is now powerless
      What in the frick? Where the hell is Carmine getting her superhuman physical stats from?

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that he died with a smile. It comes across as appreciation for Lute in his final moments.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every straight man get killed, emasculated, or humiliated in this show?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He died loved. Rest in Power brah.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He realized it too late. Lute was his ride or die all along.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a Alastor gay.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricked over by his first wife, who left him for the devil
    >Gets new wife
    >Fricked over by his ex and the devil who tricked his new wife into taking in sin, for their dumb ass idea
    >His kids are cursed with evil and sin
    >His wife may have fricked lucifer
    >His son becomes the first true sinner and murder
    >He dies goes to heaven, realizes their are more sinners than good people
    >Adam has to watch his descendants become worse and go to hell
    >His ex wife organizes sinners and tries to start a revolution
    >To protect heaven, he has to take on the burden of killing his children even though it's not his fault they are corrupted
    >Lucifer has a kid with his ex she comes to him b***hing about hell and the need to kill sinners
    >Talks about redemption when she knows nothing as she's a literal hellspawn and only knows sin
    >She goes over his head gets told no
    >Throws a tantrum and indoctrinates a good angel
    >He decides to stop her from being like her mother and father, ruining another good thing?
    >Goes to do his job and protect heaven
    >Gets jumped by tons of evil heavy hitters
    >Fights lucifer and his daughter, taunted about how lucifer ruined his life
    >Fights and gets back up rants about how they are the bad guys
    >Unceremoniously stabbed by a imp never getting to be heard
    >Dies in the arms of a woman he cares about gives her a smile letting her know it's ok, who may or may not betrayed him
    >Lilith fricked adam over one last time most likely plotting his death
    How is this guy the villian, also why is being adam suffering bros?

    But at least he went out with a smile, Goodbye Father

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who may or may not betrayed him
      >Lilith fricked adam over one last time most likely plotting his death
      I don't think that's what that scene was implying. Adam was the one with the deal with Lilith, which became void with his death. Lute is there to throw her new weight around.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh interesting idea actually, hope it's that adam needs a win. Wish lute had been eve just so we'd know he had some level of happiness. How do modern writers always make the strawman bad guy with a unceremonious deaths alway more enjoyable and likeable than the "heroes" also they usually have better points and idealogy.

        >he's secretly depressed
        Is this something Viv has said?

        Yeah, it's like how we learned about angel's sister being in heaven via old podcast and the reason hell has all those eyes and importance of eye symbolism from old podcast. She really needs to learn to just put small scenes in instead of another shitty song lol.

        Also I'm assuming adam depression will be implied by lute or lilith. Now that we know he had some bigger background deals going on.

        I think Lucy corrupted Eve with free will. It's hard to believe that a father would willingly rape a woman. Also this ties into the whole implication that he was trying to "help" humanity at one point like daughter is.

        I said that but I was referencing him saying he got both of adam's wives
        >he did the finger V and tongue for lilith
        > and he did a hip thrust for eve
        basically could be a joke or he may have actually fricked both of adam's wives, but yeah head definitely corrupted her. I was just saying how he did it because he thought he knew better and now he hates hell but he made it. Also he and his daughter are doing it again thinking they know better and forcing their views on heaven so he's basically fricking the universe a second time by proxy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro I said something similar here.[...]

      Adam definitely deserves better and if this is truly the end of his character it's another example of Viv not knowing how to write much nuance or go deeper than lewd and basic shit. Adam has so much potential, I hope even if he's dead dead maybe one of his sons step up. Imagine if Cain or Abel come back and they are 1000x worse

      >Cain would be funny as well he definitely would show the hypocrisy of heaven
      >Abel makes the most sense he is literally was loved by god and was murdered. But I could see him being a super schizo. Before he got murdered death never existed for humans being the first human to die and by the hands of his brother a sinner would make him even worse than adam in terms of sinner hate. Also probably super mind broken.

      Imagine if he's just at the hotel next season trying to be redeemed, with no explanation at first.

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious' death was semi-dramatic. Not gonna lie I wish he got to fire the laser and at least do some damage to Adam before being exploded. But it was treated with mourning by the cast rather than as a complete joke.
    Adam's death was cheap, he should've started turning into a demon as he was raving and revealing his true beliefs and get horrified when he sees that, then get left alone by everyone.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, I am so glad that the stupid voxmask theory never turned out to be true

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      voxmask?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No anon. We got something even better.
      Adam the savior.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is a substantially more based schizo theory, to be fair.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/x8TjySM.jpg

      >Pentious death: cheap joke
      >Adams death: Cheap joke
      This show is actually so shit

      Is it just me or is adam the best character in hazbin? I know it's wank but really the tragedy connected to him he could have been one of the best written antagonist if Vivzie wasn't moronic and didn't have the writing skills of a middle schooler.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Haha Adam is actually a good character!
        >if Vivzie had written him properly.
        >Haha Adam was a douchebag type villain, but entertaining and fun instead of annoying.
        Oh no he was annoying and 1 dimensional as hell and his dialogue sucked dick, you guys are just coping and slipping up HARD to the point you need to slap your own female cheeks to remind yourself that he was written like dogshit. Everything about this series felt like it was trying to copy a cliche show instead of doing something unique at least. It also had 0 movie atmosphere, felt like a basic show like Xiaolin Showdown, but rushed as hell.

        Holy shit so many "women" - young adult girls in this thread with the mentality of a 12-14 year old. While I have you all in here I'd like to know ... are you just as NEET, bf'less or shit ugly immature bf's as your male counterpats? do you laugh at the poopybutthole jokes and Charlie & Alastor swearing? the only characters who shouldn't swear.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is literally the hero in season 1.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. Adam started off as over the top obnoxious dudebro but he leaned so far into it, committed so hard to the douchiness, that it actually became funny. Over the span of two 5 minute scenes he went from being a caricature of a manchild misogynist to a confident alpha male living his best life. Literally throws Charlie out on her ass while playing a guitar solo after upstaging her song with his own much better song.

          Normally when these types of characters are introduced in feminist shows they wind up humiliated and whipped, at the end of episode 1 literally the exact opposite happens. Adam goes the entirety of season 1 without any comeuppance for his attitude, the closest he gets to contrition is when the Seraphim tells him to rein in his gloating, but even then he ultimately gets what he wants and gets to go back to exterminating demons.

          Even his death is a suitably big spectacle instead of him being chastised by a team of strong women working together to overcome his patriarchy he gets clobbered in a manly man-to-man fist fight with the king of hell, dies with a frickin smile on his face.

          Adam was great.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adam doesn’t care about Lucifer. All he wanted to do was save his children from Hell.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I never said he did, it's just a fact that being such a bad ass that the king of hell has to deal with you personally is not lame. It's awesome.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but Lucifer is literally a dumbass loser who ended up in hell for every good reasons. So even though he is supposed to be likable, I do get a sense that Vivziepop wants us to look at him as a delusional butthole, like Alastor, and the Vees.
                Since of all sins, Lucifer is the worst person of them all. Mammon accepts that he is an butthole. Lucifer denies it and acts like a humongous hypocrite whenever he is back to the corner, especially with Adam. For how strong he is, Adam has everything Lucifer desires in himself. And it’s because of Adam that Heaven is a wonderful place of true love and reunion, instead of Lucifer’s hell.
                Lucifer’s hell is not to Adam and his heaven, because Lucifer’s “improvements” ended up destroying the world, and so Lucifer gets exactly what he deserves. Adam never tries to change his blessings or replace them. He stuck with Eve and allowed Sinners to exist because he loved and her kids that much…
                Adam is so good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick his mask even worked?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It just works.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How the frick his mask even worked?
        It was a hologram.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To anyone who actually knows this shows lore - does Michael canonically exist in the world of the show? Like was he namedropped at all at one point? Or is it still entirely up in the air if they'll even include him at some point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Completely uncertain

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY WHERE THERE BORING ASS FACES BEHIND THE MASKS THIS WASN'T NECESSARY

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if Eve really did end up fricking the clown I'm going to be pissed
    like how the frick would anyone like the manlet clown? makes sense for Lilith since Adam wasn't a simp for her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if Eve really did end up fricking the clown I'm going to be pissed
      This. Would make more sense if he cursed her with free will or some shit (thus why Adam was only truly butthurt over Lilith since he did indeed get cucked.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Propaganda by BIG Manlet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manlet was just trying to get under Chad Adam’s skin

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer was hilariously pathetic in episode 8. Adam used him as a “kill me” tool to pay off the sins.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >luci
          >pathetic
          Adam got clowned on without a transformation. He didn't even care about the fight and just picked up Charlie instead. He was never at risk for a second and knew that fact damn well.
          Given we've seen Charlie 'transform' before and her ep 8 form was more complete there's good grounds to make the statement we haven't even seen Luci's final form given he took his just to intimidate and not even to do battle after Adam swung at Charlie a second time.
          6 heavenborn leaders=>Luci>literally anyone in heaven>basically anyone in hell>Charlie>adam

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All Lucifer has is his strength. He’s nothing but a pathetic suck without it, unlike Adam. Notice that Adam got mad because Lucifer didn’t kill him.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have to rewatch the episode when I get home, but now I am starting to wonder if Adam smiled because he got killed..

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The dudebro was happy the party was finally over.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lilith (Eve/Roo) got pissed when she learned that Adam died

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Died while a woman cried over him. All he ever wanted was a loyal woman, instead of a backstabbing b***h.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is just a joke of a version of such an interesting character.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If frickin Sir Pentious gets to go to heaven but NOT Dazzle, I'm going to be pissed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a hell born, so he's DOUBLE-DEAD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes me curious. Does Charlie have a soul? If she were to ever perish, would she come back?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She obviously has a soul because she mentions selling it to alastor.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She obviously has a soul because she mentions selling it to alastor.
            Sinners do that too. That's the nature of his deals with anyone in hell. But pretty much everyone else IS their soul.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zestial is a lucky motherfricker if he gets to bang this, just saying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carmilla is the baddest b***h. Baddie be so fine.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, I hope they meet again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will. Adam will return back to her and his children.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should just make one mass reply post instead of making a hundred saying the same thing.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought of this now, but do you know what would be funny as a series finale? Revealing that the whole show was being filmed within the show.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The more I think about Adam especially after this one fricking moment with that damn smile the more I realize he did literally nothing wrong and merely acted in the most logical way he could
    >Lucifier stole both his wives
    >Never ate the apple of knowledge so doesn’t know what wrong or evil is
    >Watches all his offspring fall to sin
    >Every women he knew only betrayed him or left him
    >His thoughts are that Lute did care about him to cry over his dying breaths and make him smile
    >TFW she actually did care
    Adam deserved better then being just a frat boy there’s a whole dimension to his character, he better fricking come back in season 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also can we talk about the fact he KNEW LILITH WAS IN HEAVEN AND SAID NOTHING DESPITE HATING DEMONS?
      That has to mean something? He made a deal with a demon, the demon who betrayed him the most aside from Lucifer, just so she could live all comfy up in where he knows she doesn’t belong? He had to know because the deal ended when he died.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Adam’s deal was that he would defeat Roo/Eve by paying for his children’s sins. And he succeeded.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam died to pay for the sins of his children. He is coming back with the same body Nifty stabbed to death in Season 1.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro I said something similar here.

      >Fricked over by his first wife, who left him for the devil
      >Gets new wife
      >Fricked over by his ex and the devil who tricked his new wife into taking in sin, for their dumb ass idea
      >His kids are cursed with evil and sin
      >His wife may have fricked lucifer
      >His son becomes the first true sinner and murder
      >He dies goes to heaven, realizes their are more sinners than good people
      >Adam has to watch his descendants become worse and go to hell
      >His ex wife organizes sinners and tries to start a revolution
      >To protect heaven, he has to take on the burden of killing his children even though it's not his fault they are corrupted
      >Lucifer has a kid with his ex she comes to him b***hing about hell and the need to kill sinners
      >Talks about redemption when she knows nothing as she's a literal hellspawn and only knows sin
      >She goes over his head gets told no
      >Throws a tantrum and indoctrinates a good angel
      >He decides to stop her from being like her mother and father, ruining another good thing?
      >Goes to do his job and protect heaven
      >Gets jumped by tons of evil heavy hitters
      >Fights lucifer and his daughter, taunted about how lucifer ruined his life
      >Fights and gets back up rants about how they are the bad guys
      >Unceremoniously stabbed by a imp never getting to be heard
      >Dies in the arms of a woman he cares about gives her a smile letting her know it's ok, who may or may not betrayed him
      >Lilith fricked adam over one last time most likely plotting his death
      How is this guy the villian, also why is being adam suffering bros?

      But at least he went out with a smile, Goodbye Father

      Adam definitely deserves better and if this is truly the end of his character it's another example of Viv not knowing how to write much nuance or go deeper than lewd and basic shit. Adam has so much potential, I hope even if he's dead dead maybe one of his sons step up. Imagine if Cain or Abel come back and they are 1000x worse

      >Cain would be funny as well he definitely would show the hypocrisy of heaven
      >Abel makes the most sense he is literally was loved by god and was murdered. But I could see him being a super schizo. Before he got murdered death never existed for humans being the first human to die and by the hands of his brother a sinner would make him even worse than adam in terms of sinner hate. Also probably super mind broken.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Adam is coming back soon. His arc is based on Jesus Christ. The Story of HH is about Adam, the first man, remaining as the perfect sinless man who would die a sinless death to save his children from Hell.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >frick c**t b***h frick b***h c**t frick- The dialogue of Adam
          >sinless

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            where in le 'ol bibel does it say that one shall not say "frick c**t b***h frick b***h c**t frick"?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The night Jesus was captured and Peter denied Christ, it says that Peter "cursed and swore". Matthew 26: 74. The words are not specified, even though insults like "Fool" or "Harlot" have been specified, and so with that implication, it is believed their are words the mere mention of are too impure and unsanitary for the Bible. Thus, the Bible does not appreciate the mention of them. I believe frick c**t b***h frick b***h c**t frick to be amongst that category.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bible says not to tell lies
            Well they are b***hes and c**ts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope he comes back but alas he'll probably be abused or ruined like most based villians that are secretly right

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No he won’t. He loves the sinners in Hell. He loves the idea of Charlie’s Hotel.
            Instead, he’s going to make Alastor and Lucifer look pathetic.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well now I don't feel bad for Alastor basically cucking Charlie out of Luci

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, why did he smile in the end. Was if bacuse he got one last look at Lute's face? Or was it that he could finally exit this shitshow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A woman finally gave a shit about him. He failed and lost and she still cared.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciating Lute's concern is the simplest explanation, but if Adam was secretly depressed it could have been plenty of other things. We will have to wait and see.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, why did he smile in the end. Was if bacuse he got one last look at Lute's face? Or was it that he could finally exit this shitshow.

        Because he saved his children from the eternity of Hell.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude why are they both so fricking hot
          I want to frick her and him so bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We will have to wait and see.
        Odds are we'll see nothing. Wasted character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was if bacuse he got one last look at Lute's face
      It's a good last thing to look at ngl

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, why did Lute leave Adam's body in hell? Her and a couple other angels could have carried it back. Or maybe the fatgays are right and he weights a ton.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam told her to leave him there, because in three days/months, he will come back.
      He is the savior of HH.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, I am going to need the schizo to calm down.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Vizzie really wanted you to hate Adam why would she add this scene of that smile endearing you to him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because deep in her heart Viv knows Cinemaphile is her target audience. Why else include such a lovable chud and so many hot women?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder what the consensus is elsewhere, obviously he is loved here but I’ve seen almost equal amounts of love on Xwitter. Oddly he seems more loved than characters you’re actually suppose to like such as Alastor.
        I know women like bad boys but why do people seem to love Adam

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because Adam is a truly good person with love so great, we cannot fathom it. He is the reason why sinners would want to go to heaven.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because we're sick of evil bastards having their way with the world and wish to fight back as the weak and scattered. Adam is doing exactly that by fighting back against the demons of hell.
          I mean, for a recent comparison people LOVED Eren Yeager when he went with the nuclear option to kill literally the entire world that had treated paradis so harshly, until the author went full moron and went "No ackshually he didn't mean it"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Oddly he seems more loved than characters you’re actually suppose to like such as Alastor.
          This is actually a common issue. What causes it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "nice" characters are restrained so as to not offend the audience, but the truth is that people like characters who go all in

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alastor is old news and people have had content of him for years literally look him up and you'll find 1000s of ai covers and comic dubs from even before the first pilot as viv simps for him hard and drew him a lot.

          So when we have a new character it's great plus he and pentious were the only two newish ones we got more info on. An in adam's case he's mostly right and a fairly known figure in mythology/theology depending on the person. So adding context plus him just being overall fun and the least boring and basic viv character it's fun. He doesn't have all the cringe tumblr shit that some of them exude at times.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Adam already

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't laugh at him! He has the power of Radio!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking perfect

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heaven sent they're weakest soldiers when are the heavy hitters showing up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This extermination stuff seemed like Adam taking out a personal beef against Lucifer rather than a serious war on heaven's part. I mean, if they wanted to fight for real, they'd just send Michael.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The extermination was planned by Lilith. That was the deal she had with Adam that Lute mentioned. Adam and Lilith were working together for some reason, and Adam's portion was convincing Sera to let the genocides happen. Grand conspiracy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Adam pushed it so they can kill him.

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with Lilith anyway?

    >Disappeared 7 years ago
    >Alastor also disappeared seven years ago
    >Probably acquired Alastor's soul seven years ago
    >Alastor stays in hiding all the way until now, where he helps out at the hotel
    >Chilling alone on a beach in Heaven, even though Charlie says she thrived in hell and empowered them with her voice
    >Lute knows how to find her
    >Apparently had some sort of deal with Adam that's nullified now that he's dead

    Why did she want to chill out at heaven? DId she stop liking hell? Why did she leave Lucifer? No longer liked him? Why is Alastor only starting to babysit Charlie now and not seven years ago? When was the last time these Alastor and Lilith talked?

    How did her deal with Adam work? She really wanted to stay in heaven? What did Adam get in return out of the deal?

    >Eve also possibly running around somewhere too

    Also I don't understand how the Eve is Lilith theory is supposed to work. Did Eve bump off Lilith somehow, and everyone somehow goes along with it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roo/Eve is simply a pure evil entity that manipulates heaven and hell. She is the being Adam defeated in Hell.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You end up heaven and somehow Adam makes you the first male exorcist.
    What happens?

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the exorcists all female?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is desperately trying to fill the hole Eve and Lilith left in his heart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam's personal battle harem

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They meet God
    >He is mistaken for Adam
    >Because Adam was literally made in his image
    Cue laugh track.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam was god all along they all get condemned to superhell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They meet God
      >He looks exactly like Adam, just nicer.
      >It's extremely awkward for everyone involved

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If demons can ascend on death
        An angel could fall on death too

        >The cast meats God
        >He looks like Adam.
        >He’s a nice guy.
        >Adam appears behind God, wearing shades.
        >”I always win!”

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once again all this proves to me is that women are evil and all you need is that one bad b***h who’s loyal and even death can be cool

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, what was the point of the Vaggie/Carmilla training scene when the only important thing was to make Carmilla give them the weapons, which would have been accomplished by Lucifer just telling Carmilla to do it. Also, why did Charlie even need to make a deal with Alastor when she has Lucifer backing her up? Lucifer is just oddly absent from episode 7 and almost all of 8.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s my question, Lucifer can clearly hurt Adam by just punching him which means he could theoretically hurt any of the exorcists, so why didn’t he just kill them before? Is he not powerful enough? Too depressed?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am inclined to think that its because Viv needs the conflict to happen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am inclined to think that its because Viv needs the conflict to happen

        Lucifer made a deal on not hurting them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It seems kinda easy to hurt them though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They mention in episode 1 that Lucifer bargained immunity for hellborn and he didn't care about sinners so everyone wins.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer is an angel so it figures he can kill other angels. He just didn't really bother to involve himself until Charlie dragged him into her conflict.

        • 4 weeks ago
          balebatman

          >Lucifer is an angel so it figures he can kill other angels. He just didn't really bother to involve himself until Charlie dragged him into her conflict.
          This. He said so himself. First he didnt care, and then Charlie made him care again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you watched episode 5 he clearly states how his people are just awful and he doesn't care for them. So why would he get involved in saving them then?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s foreshadowing Adam’s true intentions (dying to save his sinning children) instead of the assumed intentions of (he’s trying to get back on Lilith and Lucifer).
      And in the fight between him and Lucifer, we see it play out with Adam winning in death and love on his face and Lucifer being pissed off and unstable.

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It Was Like She Was Looking At Walking Garbage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw you were objectively wrong and it’s actually super easy to get into heaven with bare minimum effort
      >Tfw instead of even trying you’ve been indirectly responsible for the deaths of countless
      >Tfw you’re in to deep to admit you were wrong because what are the implications of that?
      >Tfw take the literal new snake in the garden of Eden out back before anyone finds out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man God needs to fire this cute but dumb Seraph. Putting a woman in power while he was away was his worst mistake, maybe Adam (Rest His Soul Twice) was on to something

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird that the absolute magnitude of love in Adam's face right before he died makes me think he's coming back in some form? This show is way too overt with its character interactions to throw whatever that was away with him dying.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is here to save sinners, his children. He is coming back with that body.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do i care more about Adam and Lute then main cast? How does Viv do it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Viv doesn't understand character dynamic outside of those two

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Viv doesn't understand character dynamic outside of those two

      Adam and Lute are then best written characters whom are actually actively helping Charlie redeem sinners.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need a Heaven oriented spin-off focusing on Adam and Lute.

      Adam respawns after his death and is demoted from being the leader of Heaven's armies by Sera for incompetence. Now he is jobbless and is a mentor for Lute, who now takes his place. Adam is a mix of both envious but also proud his number 1 girl is the boss now and is basically Blitzo but more likable and not a homosexual.

      I can see Adam getting into a lot of antics in Heaven now that he doesnt have a job to keep himself busy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When are Able and Seth going to come down with Lute to go sicko mode and avenge their daddy's death?

        >After getting fired Adam become a deadbeat dad spending most of his time watching TV or crying about his 2 wives
        >Lute finds Seth and Able to stage an intervention and make Adam get his shit together

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Having any faith whatsoever despite the show going completely off the rails due to only having 8 episodes and on top of that some moronic end of the world scenario
          Shouldn't have had hope, hope is the first step down to disappointment. But yeah it was pretty shit still.

          https://i.imgur.com/x8TjySM.jpg

          >Pentious death: cheap joke
          >Adams death: Cheap joke
          This show is actually so shit

          >Weeks after Adam’s death, his body mysteriously disappears.
          >It shocked Charlie’s sinners and made them panicked on who stolen the body
          >Adam walks up to them with a warm and happy smile, and he hugs many of them
          >The sinners feel a love they’ve not felt in a very very very long time ago.
          >”For a long time, I wanted all of you to come to my arms.”

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please stop spamming this theory

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exorcist sex.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is charlie going to do about the evil buttholes that genuinely deserve hell like alastor? he likes it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She sort of gave up any hope of controlling Alistor when she struck a bargain with him. She was naive enough to think that because he wouldn't order her to hurt anyone that the bargain is harmless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. He basically has a blank check to make her do a one time, well, anything really, whenever he asks, as long as she doesn't have to "hurt anyone".

        She got outplayed massively.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never really got what Alistor's game was but it's starting to make more sense. His teasing of Lucifer was essentially gauging just how much he actually cared about his daughter and what lengths he'd go to in order to help her. It turns out Lucifer would do quite a lot for Charlie. Which means by binding Charlie in a deal, he's effectively bound Lucifer. He promised to harm no-one, but he can still use that bargain to extort Lucifer to give him something.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He also made Charlie more willing to trust his deals since this one had immediate gratification. I think he might try to actually swindle her soul at one point and then use it to blackmail her father under pain of crushing it.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DO THEY BLEED YELLOW/GOLD? IS THIS KAIBA(2008)?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ichor the blood of gods/those that are divine. It's golden anon

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If demons can ascend on death
    An angel could fall on death too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Charlie's argument, but we haven't seen it happen yet for an angel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That very idea makes charlie's plan horrific because it could lead to those that are terrible being forgiven to easily and those that worked hard to reach paradise be scrutinized. Basically viv wants her cake and to eat it too. Most writers if they want to make heaven look bad goes the route that either heavens empty or that heaven is mind controlling or sterile and bland you can't do anything. But if Viv goes this route it'd mean you'd need to work hard to stay on heaven's good side if you lived right but then if you are a pedophile you can just say sorry and hug a kitten and go up and be next to the kid that's life you ruined.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, no angels died forever, and only demons worthy of redemption ascend on death, millions die for good regularly.
          Thus an angel would have to be evil on death to deserve a fall from grace
          Which would imply demons and angels killing each other would be the natural state of things but I digress

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hmmmm true really overall still fairly weak premise but adam's based so I forgive it for now. As long as something interesting happens. Also was I the only one that hated Vox and Val being a couple?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Also was I the only one that hated Vox and Val being a couple?
              Yeah, they didn't have that kind of chemistry. There's nothing indicating Val is anything more than Vox's drama-prone friend and then they're making out in the final song.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I seriously don't see any chemistry between them, it might just be surface level smooching to smooch due to celebration, otherwise Vox just seems like he's tard-wrangling Val along into not fricking up their business.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I swear that Viv and her writer's weak point might be the romances that they write - not a single one of the romances they write in any show have ever felt convincing to me and have felt extremely forced and fan servicey

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah exactly but really this show is good at no chemistry shipping. Like the old alastor x angel pushing in the podcast and crew comics. Now husk x angel etc.

                I seriously don't see any chemistry between them, it might just be surface level smooching to smooch due to celebration, otherwise Vox just seems like he's tard-wrangling Val along into not fricking up their business.

                I hope it is just celebration I'd rather vox not be apart of all the lame feeling stuff especially with val. Also i just loved vox so much best V especially his hating and backseat criticism during the fight

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man why was adam such a chad, no wonder why he called himself the dickmaster. Only lost his ex because he canonlogically wouldn't be a simp of course a manlet loser would take his sloppy seconds and she still came back to him in the end.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Peopel still don’t know that Adam died a sinless death for his children
    Why are you all so stupid?

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worship Lilith's legs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the hoofs? Show us the hoofs!

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how is final moment isnt him being his typical self and he is just peacfully smiling at the only woman who genunily loved him (Eve and Lilith are hoes)

    Also if Pent can get redeemed by the previosly assumed permakill angel powers thant im huffing copium and saying he'll return either as his old self or a sinner.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The redemption of Demon Adam could be a masterpiece of an arc if they actually do it. And don't cram it all into a single episode.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chadam content best content

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                Nevar 4get u r descended from the chadam, try to do something with urself to make him proud

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what if ror Adam meet hazbin adam

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He'd probably pat him on the shoulder and say something both juvenile but inspirational. Then they'd go and bang their eves together, fist bumping the whole time.

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not only does he look like me, he even has my name
    Man this show gives me the heebie jeebies

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been funny if Niffty's "stab angels" directive made her stab Lucifer too.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Those heartbroken westaboos grieving over Adams death
    I wish I could comfort my comrades

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The First Man.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at how happy Emily my beloved is to welcome snek into valhalla

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I think VeggieTales, funnily enough, made me accept the concept of redemption more than the show ever did.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can an Angel die exactly?

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't get is that if Charlie and Vaggie distrusts angels so much and killing their ranks then why are they even trying to send sinners to heaven? What's the point of the hotel then if you don't like or trust the people who make the big decisions to ever accept your idea?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they will abandond the idea of redention and just make a better and safer place in Hell.
      You know Vivz dont give a shit about the scoops of her series.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else glad that neither Adam nor Lucifer were pushovers? Adam put Alastor in his place the moment he viewed Al as an actual threat and Lucifer solo-ed Adam for the most part.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely, I lost all respect for Adam in Episode 6 because they used his own logic against him, so he had no damn excuses, but on the other hand, I think even the show knows they had to at least make him go out swinging which they DEFINITELY did.

      Lucifer was definitely 90% of the work while Charlie was at least getting some good hits but she was toasted for sure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it isnt really Adam's place to know how redeption works (even though he should have read up on it). He was created far before the Bible was a thing. The native heaven-born Angels are the real clowns for not knowing shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely, I lost all respect for Adam in Episode 6 because they used his own logic against him, so he had no damn excuses, but on the other hand, I think even the show knows they had to at least make him go out swinging which they DEFINITELY did.

          Lucifer was definitely 90% of the work while Charlie was at least getting some good hits but she was toasted for sure.

          Adam’s mission from the start was to save his children form Hell.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It seriously reflects very poorly that no one in that room could answer Charlie, Adam still deserves a loooooot of the blame for putting them in that kind of embarrassing position but yeah no, not a single angel in that room should be let off the hook either.
          No wonder Sera wanted him to STFU.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adam‘a agenda is the same as Charlie’s. Why in the frick are you too slow to catch on?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cope train to justify the ass whooping he got huh?

              >Mogged
              >Two naive children that look like tards
              kek those two looked like morons
              >B-b-but the poor rapists and murders
              lmao

              >makes the WHOLE court of angels, even some of the high angels UNABLE to answer a simple question.
              I do not give a frick how much you want to defend him, but Charlie absolutely had him and everyone in that court looking like a damn fool.
              He gives them his own outlines for what it takes and it completely blows up in his face.
              Had him fricking STAMMERING and unable to retort after they cleared all his checkmarks.
              Kindly see yourself out, I don't even like Charlie and Vaggie THAT well, but damn it did it boost Charlie up a lot to see her pretty much underdog that shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol Charlie is a moron, possibly the biggest moron in the show. Possibly one of the worst MCs animation in the West has seen in a while.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, so Adam is somehow a worse antagonist then by proxy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > to justify the ass whooping he got huh?
                Adam wasn’t destroyed by them.
                He simply didn’t want to reveal the true nature of the redemption system, in that sin can only be paid by with death.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer played with Adam until he started going after Charlie, then he put the hurt on him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very happy with their strength depiction. Lucifer was clearly playing with Adam, but Adam was leagues above everyone including Alastor.
      Charlie was likely stronger than Adam but she has no real combat training. But she did more damage than Alastor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least Viv can make a somewhat accurate power scaling of Biblical characters. Adam was a pre flood human, meaning he was bigger stronger and lived far far longre than current humans. Couple that with him become a veteran angelic warrior and you have a powerful dude regardless of how immature he may be

        Lucifer eclipsing Adam in power still makes perfect sense since its fricking Lucifer, God's former favorite and greatest Angel. Logically only Lucy and the other Sins could put up a fight with Adam.

        Man seeing Adam and Mammon fight would be fun as Hell. Its basically a mirror match since both are hareem kings, vulgar, chunky, and Christmas Tree shaped.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Christmas tree shaped
          Holy kek I am using that now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Christmas tree shaped
          Holy kek I am using that now

          Im pretty sure they are both predominantly animated by the same guy. Like the only person on the team that can animate non-twink bodied men

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's more that angels have inherent advantages over demons, and angels have a rigid hierarchy of power and authority. Even rank and file exorcist angels are a serious threat to high ranking demons, so much so that even overlords avoided confrontations with them, believing them to be impervious to harm. Adam is much stronger than his subordinates, so add that to his natural advantages over demons and it makes sense that no demon in hell could stand before him.

        Lucifer, it should be noted, is not a hellborn demon. He's a fallen angel. So the single biggest advantage that angels have against demons doesn't apply to him. Furthermore, because angels can be killed by their own weapons, it means Lucifer is innately capable of killing angels with nothing but his fists. It's simply a matter of power, and in the hierarchy of angels, Lucifer was quite powerful before he fell.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s worth noting that Adam is the most beautiful creation among hell and Heaven because of his immense love that no other entity has.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer is still a manlet cuck who has a moronic hobby, piece of shit depiction.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont disagree. They could have made a sympathetic and "good guy" Lucifer without making him look like meek Onceler Willy Wonka looking ass goofball.

        Make him more like Milton's Lucifer, the show is already heavily inspired by it so it would make sense

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HH Lucifer is not actually supposed to be a good person, anon. Adam is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Normal people will view Adam as a good guy but its clear Vivz intended it to be "Devil is le quirky and misunderstood dreamer goofball and Adam is an arogant and backwards thinking bigot!"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. In the finale, VivziePop shown us that Lucifer is an enormous butthole who caused so many issues and pain for Adam, while Adam himself was actually a wonderful person who truly loved Lute and spent his entire journey trying to save his children from being in Hell.
              Lucifer abandoned the sinners, Adam came to save them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He rarely ever gets written well, either some dull background character or le evil and its annoying.

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wroship Alastor's ass

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People hyped up this garbage for over 5 years
    lmao

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Creates Chadam as a sexist strawman to HECKING own q
    >Women and men love him
    Um uh oh Vizzie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, he nosedives as an antagonist due to Episode 6, it's not even him being obnoxious or anything he just got genuinely mogged in court and it was embarrassing to see him not even have a comeback other than more swears.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mogged
        >Two naive children that look like tards
        kek those two looked like morons
        >B-b-but the poor rapists and murders
        lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the court case he WON?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Had to be thrown out because not only did Adam basically leak [essentially] government secrets unnecessarily, but he had the whole court questioning fundamentals of their whole society due to how much he set himself up for failure.
          I bet Sera had to scrub that shit from the legal records so no one could report on how much of a frickup that was on Adam's part.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not only did Adam basically leak [essentially] government secrets unnecessarily
            The whole point of the court case was about Charlie trying to fight back against the exterminations. I don't know why Sera thought that nobody would actually mention that topic. Even if Adam wasn't gonna bring up the exterminations, Charlie would have all the reason to do so.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Viv is a cuck so maybe she's into that.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are Able and Seth going to come down with Lute to go sicko mode and avenge their daddy's death?

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killing the best character in the show
    >turning the second best character in the show into a Jobber
    Unless Adam pulls a reverse Sir Pentious and comes back as a Demon next season, I genuinely have zero interest in it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Adam is coming back as their loving father.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man seeing a big westaboo Sir Pentious fan on twitter being genuinely upset at how flimsy his death and character was treated in the finale is just depressing to see

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Having any faith whatsoever despite the show going completely off the rails due to only having 8 episodes and on top of that some moronic end of the world scenario
      Shouldn't have had hope, hope is the first step down to disappointment. But yeah it was pretty shit still.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with merch? Do we know if there will be any? I need to buy lute merch

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any requests, anons? I can't say I'll do all of 'em, Viv's style and characters are fricking hard to replicate.

    >request I did in another thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam killing Nifty before she stabs him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam and Lucifer wearing one of those oversized sharing sweaters maybe "Friendship sweater!" in the middle Charlie made for them, of course both of them looking annoyed.

        Human or mask?

        More chad adam stuff, maybe adam as a punk rocker playing his axe.

        is it cool if I draw Lute sucking his dick while he does

        • 4 weeks ago
          lute's wife

          can you make her a bit more dominant so no dick sucking

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Human please

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and I'm the sweater requester.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Human would make the most sense considering the scene, I'm the nifty one btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese aidoru Emily, please.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a specific idoruu's outfit in mind, anon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's very a "main red/pink" type, so something like a modified version of https://files.catbox.moe/zu7dqa.png?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cute aidoruu Emily-chan's great debut!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          CUTE

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cute aidoruu Emily-chan's great debut!

            Japanese aidoru Emily, please.

            Wait, wait, her bellybutton needs to be cuter. There.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Wait, wait, her bellybutton needs to be cuter. There.

          >She changes into this outfit in a S2 song
          >Charlie falls in love
          Charmily will be real!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good ending where lute gets to cut out vaggie's other eye

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SICK fricking art

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Michael or Azrael in the Hazbin design. (What you think he could look like I mean)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maskless Adam hugging Sir pentious in heaven with this nod.
      >Adam: Son!!!
      >Sir Pentious: Daddy??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute and Adam getting married

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oops, I think I took this one way too seriously because I'm a homosexual and love these two.

        Onto some simpler requests!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks, anon. I probably shouldn't have staid up until 3:30, but I'm glad I did.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam and Lucifer wearing one of those oversized sharing sweaters maybe "Friendship sweater!" in the middle Charlie made for them, of course both of them looking annoyed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam has so many reasons to hate Lucifer in this show. He is more likable here, but he’s ultimately someone that fully deserves his fate of being in hell. Which is actually a pretty cool take on Lucifer that makes you absolutely despise this dumbass. Adam shown us that humanity was already perfect, but Lucifer’s foolishness destroyed the goodness qualities of mankind and corrupted it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Besties in no time, right Charlie?
        >later that night
        >HOW DOES MY DICK TASTE FRICKER
        >I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION!
        >
        >women amirite
        >...yeah.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice! Thanks anon, very cute!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's kind of great. Luci did kind of frick Adam over. The Lilith stuff is one thing, it was never going to work out, but with Eve he intentionally fricked shit up.

          >Stuff about Lucifer make no sense. Hell is a place where people only respect raw power. Lucifer and Charlie are on top but nobody seems to respect them that much or step to them like demons are constantly stepping to overlords vying for power. We saw some of Lucifer's abilities against Adam but that's it. If shit made sense Alastor would never get in Lucifer's face the way he did.
          once you are above a certain level, everything to you looks like a triffle. Why would you punish a lesser being for being arrogant? Its lesser, and it will remain lesser. Now, if there is a slight amoung of doubt about it (like with the overlords), you will try constantly prove to everybody that you are, infact superior. Because deep down you know you can be challenged. Luci is on another level

          >overlords
          >doubt
          Overlords are uppity sinners with no perspective. They would have slim to no fricking chance taking on sins or even goetia, let alone Luci.
          Luci>Sins>Princes>=Charlie>Overlords>Sinners>Hellborn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More chad adam stuff, maybe adam as a punk rocker playing his axe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since you know about NMH, draw Velvette in Bad Girl’s getup.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plz draw Niffty being a Cinemaphile janitor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exorcist girls kicking around Niffty like a soccer ball?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam having sex with anon (me)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vox looking cool in his chef's outfit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anons all my drawings have started turning out bad, but I haven't forgotten! See you in another thread!

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hooo boy the asian fans REALLY did not like Adam dying, same for Pentious it looks like. I don't blame them one bit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam was the only entertaining part of this whole thing
      Pentious was the only 'heart'

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam was the only entertaining part of this whole thing
      Pentious was the only 'heart'

      Adam is literally coming back in his winners body.

      Please stop spamming this theory

      The wages of sin is death. Christ paid it in full.
      In HH, it hasn’t been paid yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pentious managed to have the best character arc in the show and Adam was the most entertaining character period, so I don't really blame them

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is gonna respawn like Sir Pentious did.

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So one of them died (killed by Lute) was it Razzle or Dazzle that died?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dazzle.

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED TO KNOW DID THE EGG BOYS GO TO HEAVEN?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're essentially little homunculi created in hell, so it's unlikely

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unlikely
        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam dies but leaves his halo behind
    >Lute could keep it as a momento, a reminder of what she’s fighting for
    >Maybe even shrink it down and use it as a toe ring
    Despite getting merc’d by the midget janny he still won.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also here’s Lilith’s feet if you’re only interested in those.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure they took Adam's body with them during the retreat. If they did that's a potentially a big deal since it might mean they'd do Heaven stuff to revive him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure they took Adam's body with them during the retreat. If they did that's a potentially a big deal since it might mean they'd do Heaven stuff to revive him

      Remember when Jesus Christ was buried for three days?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True. But Jesus is on a whole nother level cause he is God. But if anyone can pull a Jesus tier stunt its the first man

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m so surprised no redditor, Cinemaphileners put in the research about sin or how you are supposed to pay for it. Since that is the most important element of redemption.

          I got so much copes against Adam’s deeds, since they all hate Adam so much that they cannot grasp the idea that he is a much better father fricking Lucifer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Vivz was a good writter she would add Cain as a core character and be used to demonstrate why Adam is the way he is and that his actions are just. Imagine having your dipshit vegan son be the first murderer and sinner in hell, all because Lucifer once again manipulated a loved one of his to do a naughty

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Adam is trying to fight a war against the embodiment of sin and he won.
              He gives no shits about Lucifer and does mean it that he is a loser.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I actually brought something like that up earlier in the thread. But my idea was more abel focused and how he'd be a good next villian from heaven. Also I did mention cain but more as a play on how heaven could be corrupt as cain is up there, but this would be much better as it'd be interesting to see him. I'm sure adam would have killed him first though actually if adam lives or we get a flashback a great way to explain the start of experimentations should be Cain. Adam wanted to do ye ole "I brought you into this world I'll take you out".

              But that'd be a great next arc Abel being a super devoted and beloved angel maybe even higher than adam as abel was deeply loved by god before death and was lifted to heaven for his pointless and horrific end. Also be interesting if he's super anti sinner but also super aggressive maybe dying mind broke him as remember before him no one had died or experienced real pain. So imagine getting your head bashed in or stabbed to death by your own brother it'd have been horrifying and worse since god brought him into heaven post morteum what if he was just in some void that existed before humans could cross over bro is a mess probably and cain is trying to redeem himself it'd be a great parellel. Showing how over time people can shift, but it all being cain's fault abel is a militaristic sociopath bent on killing sinners especially with his dad dying.

              Maybe could even have it be a loss for the heroes. Cain is close to redemption but as he's getting close or as he's ascending Abel kills him the exact same way Cain killed him on earth. It's a loss for the heroes but also for abel as he gets what he wants but now he wasn't his brother's keeper.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would be funny if Abel attacks the Hotel and sweeps and then Cain shows up. Everyone on Hell's side thinks Cain came to save the day after being gone for literal millennia but it turns out he has come to help Abel (turns out he wasnt happy about dad's death either). The unholy alliance of the first two brothers who hate eachother but are united in their love of their dad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            lute's wife

            >the show is about redemption
            >unless you are someone the fandom hates

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i need art of lute's feet with a halo toe ring pronto

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >too much fricking red
    That common complaint about the visual design really got under Viv's skin, huh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got under Viv's skin
      Along with a lot of fat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I missed this line holy shit what a baby lol, surprised a character didn't lean in the camera saying to another character "Uh, Language?! Screaming profanity so much doesn't make you smarter you know"

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm loving chadam art becoming a thing. Fat at was cool too but now we know he was truly a daddy kek.

  107. 4 weeks ago
    lute's wife

    [...]

    its not worth it anon, join a club or something. Save yourself

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Average day at the hotel, the gang is chilling about and doing nothing.
    >A bright white light suddenly appears, as every single cast member stares in horror at whatever is emerging.
    >Picrel emerges, not bothering to conceal his power, as everyone feels the presence of something that could smite the entire Pride ring with a flick of a hand.
    >Nobody knows what to do, everyone is either panicking or shitting their pants, Charlie is desperately trying to call Lucifer, Alastor is cowering in a corner, its utter chaos.
    "So you are the guys that fought of an entire band of Exterminators? Impressive. However, let me show what it really means to go against Heaven."

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Alastor ACTUALLY did the "Leave Adam to ME!!!" thing and then jobbed ran away kek.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEElastor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is just like B.

        • 4 weeks ago
          balebatman

          wasnt there like a vagatha reference there somewhoere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AlastACK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Adam! First man, next to di-OH FRICK OH GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH OH SHIT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING OH MAKE IT STOP SAVE ME LILITH!"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only killed and ate farmers in life. He was never prepared for someone of Adam's caliber.

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious being redeemed yet being treated in such a flippant manner in the show just makes Charlies and the directors fixation on that lame spider homosexual all the more funny in hindsight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda weird. It's like they wanted to make a joke, make Sir Pentious efforts be reawarded AND have Lucifer do something so Pentious couldn't hurt Adam. It seemed kinda strange to me that in episode 6 Charlie mentioned Angel as their sinner closest to redemption when it was obviously Pentious.

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if i should be happy or dispointed that my theroy about the exterminatiors just wearing masks and looking like normies humans was right all those months ago. Cause i love the semi-demonic semi-angelic looks and simplistic faces of the exterminators

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their faces always betrayed some unnatural element that always seemed at the very least magical in nature, although I guess it was actually technology. Lute's mask face is a crayon scribble with the lines crossing over and shit. I don't mind it because you get two designs in one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of the mask, I think we're all sleeping on hybrid Lute, who is extremely moe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MOE?! I LOVE THAT!!! Bejitabro btw.
          On a serious note I think it's the eyes. Predator eyes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes me wonder if the horns are natural and they just shapeshift them away. Vaggie shapeshifts her wings away so maybe it's the same deal. Maybe they want to distinguish themselves more from demons when they're showing they're real faces.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes me wonder if the horns are natural and they just shapeshift them away. Vaggie shapeshifts her wings away so maybe it's the same deal. Maybe they want to distinguish themselves more from demons when they're showing they're real faces.

          >Adam based his mask on Lute’s head
          That’s so cute…

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Voodoo magic barrier>Exterminator (a fricking angel). Angelic bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam's righteous fist > voodoo magic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad Adam himself clarified he is indeed stronger than a regular human soul. I like when creators just make the characters state facts instead of having us gauge feats and wonder.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pre-Flood humans like Adam were beasts, turn that fricker into an ArchAngel and he is going to be a tough cookie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A guy as wienery and arogan as Adam should have a lot of power to back it up, which he did. Im pretty sure if the literal Devil himself didnt come to save the day Adam would break Charlie

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if it is true that Adam was secretly depressed, then the reason Adam kept his mask on even when off work could have to hide the sadness on his face. There was also that one line in the first episode where he said hell made him feel bad.
    This whole deal with Lilith could also hint at greater complexity with his character.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s clear Adam moved on from Eve and Lilith a long time ago, since Lute is pretty much the only good mother the winners and sinners ever had in HH.

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad he wasn't a complete pushover. I was expecting him to hang back ineffectually shouting orders while Lute did all the real combat and leadership.

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor got to wienery, He got the false impression he was anywhere close to an Angel because he's significantly stronger then other ['human'] overlords, And Lucifer didn't instantly vaporize him when he screwed with him. When in reality Lucifer probably only didn't vaporize him on the spot like Dr. Manhattan because he didn't want Charlie to scream at him for killing her 'friend'

    He's a bratty, full of himself deer in need of correction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. But I just can't dislike the deer, even when he is wrong it's fun to see him frick up. I actually laughed when he FLED like a coward. I guess he at least can make good use of having shadow powers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I actually laughed when he FLED like a coward.
        Well, fairly, At that stage it was more like 'run, or definitely die', He realised he was fricked the moment he tried to block a FRICKING WAR AXE with a microphone stand and it broke right through.

        It is interesting that Adam let Alastor run.

        It's not so much 'letting him run' as much as the standard Cinemaphile + anime 'character in a fight about to deliver the final blow lets their victim have a last word which they use to cast a teleportation jutsu' moment.

        I guess we can just assume that as soon as Alastor shifted into becoming all oily and shadowy it was already too late to him or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. But I just can't dislike the deer, even when he is wrong it's fun to see him frick up. I actually laughed when he FLED like a coward. I guess he at least can make good use of having shadow powers.

      Alistor's used to being in control. He loves it in hell, it's his element, because he's a manipulator who thrives on carnage and suffering. So it figures when he goes up against a being of pure good empowered to smite evil he finds himself poorly suited to the fight. He can't swindle or intimidate Adam so there goes like 90% of his hell-based power, all he has left is brute force and demon magic is so ineffective against angels that even the overlords all assumed angels were invulnerable until Carmilla killed one using their own weapons.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Alastor wasn't so self absorbed and sure of himself he would have tipped his cane/microphone with angelic metal or something then attacked with it. All the hits Alastor got on Adam were meaningless since they dealt an exact ammount of 0 damage.

        It is interesting that Adam let Alastor run.

        I think he just didn't expect such a trick, probably Adam just has no knowledge of Voodoo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor assumed human sinner overlord = first human turned archangel in terms of power level like an idiot

      Sure Adam is a human soul but he is the fricking first human soul and an Archangel, the same kinda angel that Michael is. He outclasses anything human due to being the original and God's masterwork.

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have loved to see some cannibals eating the angels after the fight, poor guys deserve some recognition, they are the only guys in hell besides the main cast that actually fought to defend hell.

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is interesting that Adam let Alastor run.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor’s is Adam’s son. Of course he wouldn’t want to kill him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam seems like the kinda guy to enjoy humiliating sinners that think they're hot shit like Al. I wonder if in the earlier years he actually partook in the exterminations and toyed with a lot of Sinners before killing them.

      You think Adam personally killed Cain during the first extermination or did he not have the heart to?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cain is probably not in Hell, wasn't there a thing in the New Testament about the OGs being brought to heaven after Jesus died?

        And you keep watching it, like a moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >killed Cain
          Cain wouldn't be in Hell, God cursed Cain with immortality and that he would forever walk the Earth alone, and all those who saw him would instantly recognize him. Also I'm pretty sure Sky Daddy would instantly obliterate Adam for touching Cain, since apparently anyone that attempts to harm him suffers

          Why ruin my brotherly idea lol. But you aren't wrong but I mean this verse is massively different so who knows

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >killed Cain
        Cain wouldn't be in Hell, God cursed Cain with immortality and that he would forever walk the Earth alone, and all those who saw him would instantly recognize him. Also I'm pretty sure Sky Daddy would instantly obliterate Adam for touching Cain, since apparently anyone that attempts to harm him suffers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the immortality thing was an error in the translation, right? What I think God actually said is that "You are marked so everyone knows who you are and if they try to kill you they will suffer your fate tenfold" or something along those lines, basically assuring Cain that he won't be murdered for his sin.

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The show was lousy and rushed as hell which isn't surprising. I'll forget about it eventually in the two or three years it takes for season 2 to come out, and I don't think I'll bother watching it if the story is still this poorly told and no actual writers are brought in to put the director on a leash. Take care everyone, it was an interesting time with all of you atleast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oooh, I'll miss you anon, hopefully when S2 airs you come back, 2 years is a more time than one would think and some people can get nostalgic for something in that time. To be honest I get what you're saying but the ending made me happy, dom't think about it could have been bur what it is. See ya.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least we've got the gay imp/owl fanfic. I expected HH to be better, but yeah the story was rushed.

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And you keep watching it, like a moron

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh Adam is HOT I need him to frick Charlie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hatesex can be pretty hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few days ago I came across this funny comic where Charlie and Adam fricked and afterwards they signed a peace treaty, wish I could find it again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not Lucifer
      come on now

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >White Adam
    >White Lilith
    Is Eve going to be white too? Because if so that's going to open the door for some uncomfortable questions about race in this universe.

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >niffty's little twirl here
    Cute!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the fans don't turn on her. It's not her fault! She can only follow very simple instructions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Friend or foe, she would have done it to anyone.

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chadam fanfics when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty you can read in this thread, if you can get past the schitzo babble.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ship for self inserting women

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a part of the appeal but also I think Adam flirting with and fricking Lilith's daughter would be extremely funny

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why am i thinking of penny arcade

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something no one brings up is how apparently Angel's are weak to tearing attacks as well. Vaggie's wings get torn off and lute arm gets caught under rubble and she has to tear it off. How in the frick hasn't a angel died before alastor was fighting adam who was beating Charlie princess of hell. No overlord tried before?

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the eggs should still be voiced by the youtube meme man
    His delivery worked so much better for them

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