People are desperately hoping for this to be the next TLJ. They really want another movie they can focus all their hatred onto and will it to be a franchise-ending failure. They've forgotten however that this movie has Ryan Gosling in it. So it will never flop.
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They want it to be the next Clueless but it's too cynical for that.
Clueless is much better lol
Yeah no shit. Barbie is just a feminist whine fest made by people who clearly hate themselves.
I went in not knowing who directed & wrote it. 10 minutes in I knew it was written by a woman. It was like being inside the mind of an adderall fueled feminazi for 2 hours.
It’s incredible how good that movie is on rewatch in current year
There will never be a next Clueless. People need to accept this already. Writing is dead.
Legally Blonde already happened
>the next Clueless
But that would have been Mean Girls.
Both The Goose and Margot did pretty well.
Robbie has been the best actress in Hollywood for some time.
>Robbie has been the best actress in Hollywood for some time.
No she's totally wooden in everything. Even Florence Pugh is a better actress but she looks like a toe. Don't confuse cooming for talent.
>right wing incels can't go one post without mentioning Nolan sigma trash
Listen. You LOST to Barbie. Just like you LOST the election.
She’s will never be a leading lady. Give it up already
She's an okay actress and I don't think she's that hot
maybe so, but she has a fridge body so I hate watching her in movies.
>BR2049 didn’t flop hard
99% of the outrage on Cinemaphile are from chuds who have not seen the film and are only reading headlines from conservatives who don't understand what satire is.
I just watched this with my nephew, and he couldnt take anymore of it so we walked out on it. It was literally the worst movie I saw in at least the last 10 years.
>It was literally the worst movie I saw in at least the last 10 years.
What does your opinion have to do with your nephew? Why even bring him up? Is he in the thread too? Who even asked?
>I don’t like using satire as a defense for a movie.
I called it for what it is. It wasn't meant to be a defense, rather a clarification for the foundation of which the script is built upon.
You will never be a woman.
>What does your opinion have to do with your nephew? Why even bring him up? Is he in the thread too? Who even asked?
That even my 6 year old nephew could recognize how soulless this trash was. You c**t shill.
>being this angry
Does your therapist know that you get your opinions from your imaginary six-year old nephew?
Weak. Get a real job c**t shill.
Get a real nephew.
I realize that. I can't wait for his review tomorrow.
>No one dislikes it!!
"Me and my nephew didn't."
>IMAGINARY CHUD HAHA THERAPY MENTALLY ILL
nta but you're clearly either baiting or pissed off that no one here likes being told men suck.
No one cares that Ken wasn't portrayed well. Ken's character has always been "MAN".
So them shitting on Ken is them, unironically, shitting on men.
I keked at your post because the way you phrased it sounded like you get all your opinions at the kinoplex from your 6-year old nephew. Is he like your wangler or something? Does he give you life advice or something? Does he go to the movies with you because he feels bad for you?
I said nta you fricking troon.
You can't read?
>types like a zoomer
>"You can't read?"
...no, actually, I cannot read whatever the hell it is you moronic homosexuals write half the time.
You can't fricking read English and you don't know the abbreviation "nta"?
You're a shill aren't you? This is your first time being here isn't it?
You think Twitter insults will be well received here don't you?
Funny reaction images of "le popular character actors" will fool us right?
>You're a shill aren't you?
Yes. That is correct. I'm a paid shill sent by Mattel specifically to infiltrate Cinemaphile and to remind you to take your schizo medication.
No, shills of this poor quality are definitely not getting paid.
Maybe don't be so visible next time moron.
The point is to be believable, not moronic.
>New comedy movie is released
>Calls anon a shill for refusing to indulge with the schizo homosexualry that is 'le mad at le political agenda'
This is some next-level cope.
I'm gonna guess this is a samegay.
Might be wrong, and the two of you are welcome to disprove me.
But my radar is blinking.
Anyway these are all my posts alongside
's to prove who I am and who he is.
C6H9NO6?
Keep seething. Nobody will ever love you and you'll die alone.
Holy shit are you responding to yourself? Youre fricking insane you c**t shill.
No, because this is your post.
If I was replying to myself, picrel would say (You)
You lost man. Tricks based on anonymity won't save you. I've got all the proof I need to show you're moronic.
Got em'.
Anyone who watched this movie is a moronic homosexual
ur esp moronic for bringing ur nephew
Ryan and Will r moronic too idk y they would take such stupid career-ending roles
>spending any money
Just pirate and watch
Fricking lmao. I’m imagining my uncle taking me to the movies as a kid and then starting to angrily seethe and make chud faces and force us to leave. That’s kinda unhinged, film looks bad though.
>make chud faces
Could you please illustrate or describe what this entails?
People are overreacting but I don’t like using satire as a defense for a movie. Like, saying a movie is satirical doesn’t make it good.
>chuds
those feminist diatribes of the hellscape of a first world woman werent satire
I keep seeing the defence force using "satire" but none of the filmmakers or actors have ever said that. They all said it's a feminist story. Period.
You clearly didn't see the movie, that or you couldn't take your eyes off your phone for more than 10 seconds, because it's clearly anti-feminist and pro-family. The Hot Topic edgy teenager disregards her feminist propaganda that she is brainwashed with and embraces her feminine qualities and is connecting on emotional level with her mother and wearing a pink dress by the end of the film. If anything, this film just set the feminist movement back to the 1950s American.
There is only one scene where a character whines or rants. Can you explain what the rest of the other two hours were doing if not satire?
I haven't seen the movie. I'm just going by what I see... the right says it's feminist garbage, the left is praising it for the feminism and the actors/director all said it's a feminist movie. No one but the weird shills on here have mentioned satire.
>shill
I'm explaining the context of the film, not telling you to go see it. If you want to read headlines then that is fine, just don't get mad when people who saw it want to discuss the film.
ur a homosexual just for watching it
kys u fund ppl who hate u
I have no idea what any of that says because zoomers don't know how to spell words to save their lives.
You're a homosexual just for watching it. have a nice day. You fund people who hate you.
I'd sooner kill myself than become a raging brainwashed homosexual.
>I haven't seen the movie
>I'm just going by what I see
>I haven't seen it
The chuds getting their Ben Shapiro marching orders have not watched the movie, anon
Again with this projection. You think everyone else is as brainless as you and gets their opinions from corporations and ecelebs, because that's exactly how you are and the idea that someone can have independent thought is completely alien to you.
That's called Lipstick feminism moron, its not anti feminist nor pro-family, honestly I think its worse than actual radical feminism. As radical feminism tells women to take up responsibilities and reduce capitalist consumption like men, those type of feminists insist to double down on everything wrong with women andd still be as obnoxious as radfems. Its the default ideology of most white women. Read actual feminist theory instead of posting whatever text the shill agencies told you to type.
You don't know what satire is. This isn't satire, it's petulant whining.
What's the satire? Please enlighten me.
Also yes, people rather not give money to something that calls them shit for 2-3 hours and get opinions for similarly minded people to get warned. Its a pretty safe choice to make.
>people rather not give money to something that calls them shit for 2-3 hours and get opinions for similarly minded people to get warned.
Don't know what you're talking about, anon. I think you might be confused with whatever conservative website is feeding you this horseshit.
>Its a pretty safe choice to make.
>safe
As if it's dangerous to go to the Kinoplex? Are you okay, anon? Are you not comfortable leaving your safe space? Afraid a Black person will attack you on the street? Or were you afraid a MS would make you spill your popcorn?
We're talking about Barbie.
The movie that blames all of Barbie's problems on men and all of Ken's problems on men which adds up to a double dosage of shitting on men.
Wait, I get it now. You're seething because you're 6-year old nephew thought it was a dumb dumb poopoo movie. Got it. Thanks anon.
See
Goddamn you people lose so easily.
Holy shit I got under your skin you c**t. Hes not me btw.
Glad we both know this guy is moronic.
Yup
>Anon is arguing with himself again.
Oof.
Do you feel bad being this wrong?
Nope, because I knew it wasn't you. It was actually me. Made you believe you won something there though. That was cute.
Goddamn your cope is sad.
No one thinks you're cool.
No one is laughing.
You're a sad little man arguing online hoping to gain attention and approval over a moronic opinion on a feminist movie.
I bet you're so desperate right now you're telling yourself that this cope is a really clever idea, and hoping thinking that this is cool will actually change your negative feelings on losing so badly.
You gotta be an intern right? 18, 19? First time being a shill?
kek
I'm not reading all that.
Stay mad though.
I know you didn't read it.
You admitted you can't read.
You're an 18 year old ESL shill intern who got buttfricked.
Stay mad, and come back.
I'll trash you publicly again.
Haha write another paragraph for me. Don't stop, keep going, Anon.
>Haha write another paragraph for me. Don't stop, keep going, Anon.
>basedjak
cope puppet, cope.
You wanna be this immature?
Okay.
Reply to me in any way if you're an ESL 18 year old shill who is moronic.
I can feel your anger, Anon. Most homosexuals would have quit by now, but I can see I struck a cord.
I'm not angry at you.
I'm disappointed that the generation that followed me genuinely thinks being this openly insecure is threatening or impressive.
>implying you're an oldgay
Theyre used to dealing with hive mind redditors. But ya, theyre getting paid for this.
Yeah bro, this is definitely an anti-feminist and pro-family movie bro. I believe ya.
Its a lipstick feminism movie though I guess the chuds in here thinks feminists are all just fat color haired smelly troony looking goblinas.
>le lipstick feminism movie
Story isn't about feminism though.
>one of the first lines in the movie mentions feminism
>"it isn't about feminism!"
We're not this stupid anon.
>Doesn't know what satire is.
PFFFHAHAHAHAHA
Uhhh, Anon...
See
If the "satirical movie" is not viewed as satirical by anyone but you, you're most likely a moron.
>anyone but you
As far I can tell, I'm the only one in here who saw the film and isn't on marching orders. You can keep coping though.
>everyone is brainwashed except me, a true intellectual
Are you 13 or something?
>I'm going to talk on things that I refuse to experience
>Rittenhouse crossed state lines and opened fire in to a crowd of black people holding hands and singing
False equivalenc. Kyle Rittenhouse video was available for free, it was brainrot that refused those people to change their minds. If they are screening it for free, I might go experience it to say my honest opinion and change my mind. Not bothering to until then to waste my money over this and I will go with the interpretation most real people are getting from it instead of shitposts I have seen here shilling for it.
>WRONG
Word of mouth, what you are doing. Is the EXACT same reason as to why there are STILL people screaming ACROSS STATE LINES
>word of mouth
Pretty useful tool to avoid stepping on shit or avoiding bad situations. Are you the kind of guy who while going for camping sees warning about bear roaming from people and decides to go check the place to confirm them yourself? Again you are making a false equivalence between people deciding how to be spending their own hard earned money over Black folk screaming for the blood of some kid lmao.
Is this the extent of your intellectual capability?
This is the most pathetic 'le both sides are le bad' argument I have ever seen.
No wait, maybe the second most pathetic. The most pathetic might be a shill post I have seen on /b/ where some gay said both american boomers and muslim terrorists are le bad because they post in front of flags with their guns.
The people he shot came across state lines too.
No, but I was 13 once.
You , on the other hand, will never be a woman.
I saw it. Last night.
Tell me this one thing.
Does Gerwig anywhere in this article, say
>This is a feminist film
Tell me.
Do you know what satire is? Not all movies that are comedic in nature 'satire' and mocking the subject matter. There is a genre called feminist comedy.
>feminist comedy
I'm painfully aware of feminist comedies like 'But I'm A Cheerleader', which is horrid propaganda. The main focus of Barbie has nothing to do with sexual empowerment though. It's about an existential crisis of a woman living in a faux-reality and has to help a mother and daughter kindle their emotional connection, all while dealing with a clingy boyfriend.
Just because the film is marketed for women doesn't mean it's feminist. You're just angry because le angry conservatives told you it was le political agenda.
>nothing to do with empowerment
https://www.cbr.com/barbie-ultimate-female-empowerment-movie-mattel/
>quoting the Mattel CEO, a non-filmmaker/non-critic
Swing and a miss. Try again, Anon. I'll wait.
>THE MATTEL CEO ISNT INVOLVED IN MAKING THE BARBIE FILM
You're sickening.
But you want film critics to say it in order to believe it?
Okay.
Here ya go!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/michiganchronicle.com/2023/07/21/barbie-a-parody-on-female-empowerment-and-outdated-patriarchy/%3famp=1
https://glittermagazine.co/2023/07/18/review-new-barbie-movie-is-a-colorful-and-empowering-self-love-kaleidoscope/
https://www.salon.com/2023/07/19/barbie-review/
https://www.wrex.com/news/positive-local-news/stateline-moviegoers-react-to-the-new-barbie-movie/article_8b673728-280e-11ee-920a-efa9ac688a19.html#:~:text=%E2%80%94%20One%20of%20the%20summers%20most,some%20unexpected%20but%20strong%20viewpoints.
You are a fricking liar and worse a fricking loser.
I wished he just called people chuds and incels and left instead of doing mental gymnasts like this.
Me too, but he's desperate.
He's in the falling stages of cope, it'll be over soon.
But I'm not going to give him the luxury of not getting absolutely shit on for this.
>Seething this hard
You lost.
Use another buzzword instead of an argument.
Go ahead.
>article(s) implying that feminism in the film is used unironically
PFFFHAHAHA. You have to be tone-deaf to write (and believe) in these reviews. This is why people with journalist degrees need to flatline themselves immediately.
You should post another half-dozen articles though. You're on fire little buddy.
>You lost
No.
>Use another buzzword instead of an argument.
Sure.
>Go ahead.
Black person
>the film isn't feminist!
*director says it is*
>they were being satirical!
*no other reviews or director say this*
>reviewers are stupid!
*mattel ceo says it's unironically about empowerment*
>well reviewers are all that matters!
*show more reviewers saying it's unironic*
>imagine thinking reviewers matter!
Keep circling little doggy.
You lost.
>stops posting media psyop articles
Lol no don't stop. We all want to hear more about how sheepish your intuition is.
You asked for reviewers.
And if this isn't you, that other anon asked.
My basic intuition told me this was feminist.
So did the director, studio, and critics, as well as audiences.
But apparently, YOU are the only one who found out this was secretly satirically feminist, and yet can provide no evidence to back it up.
>You asked for reviewers.
I asked for reviews because schizos like you read headlines instead of actually seeing a film and forming their own opinion, something I have reiterated multiple times from the beginning of this thread, and you fed into it like I knew you would. What I didn't expect what how much of a raging schizo you would reveal yourself to be, that and the guy referencing his 6-year-old nephew was hilarious too.
I saw the film.
One point gone.
I read the reviews.
Another point gone.
I formed my own opinion, that just so happens to be shared by many others here.
Third point gone.
"You fell into my trap-"
Cope.
Anything else?
Or you want the humiliation to continue?
I'm not reading all that. Keep seething though.
>not reading-
I accept your concession.
How many Barbie threads are you in rn, Anon?
This one.
Why?
No, it's just, you haven't broken me, nor have you taken a shit on me, and I was just wondering if |I had your undivided attention or if you were spread too thin. If it's just here, then you're just terrible at shaming others. 3/10. It's been fun though seeing you move the goalpost and desperately attempt to conjure any technicality to make me backpedal, and during this whole time it's clear that you haven't even once considered that a troll is just pushing your buttons.
Whatever helps you process this anon.
Come back again anytime.
>realizes Anon has been trolling the whole time
> Immediately calms down and turns to cordial conversation, complete with meme gif
That's adorable. Oh man, what a victory.
Not him but your attempt at pretending to be moronic was pathetic from the start. No one was buying it, that anon was just autistic enough to not let you get away with it. At least he got you to admit it.
Nice cope. Can you elaborate?
No. Here, take the final (You) you are desperate for and shove it inside you ass.
You finally learned to do what is necessary.
I see you are maintaining your calm demeanor and actually talking rationally now you know you've been fiddled with. The amount of influence I have over you is astounding.
>He lost the actual argument
Which argument was that? Explain.
>be calm
"I control you"
>don't be calm
"I control you"
Keep it up kid.
I got all night for your games.
Which argument though? Did you take your meds and forget?
Reread the thread.
You can read right?
Keep going.
No, you're going to elaborate for me.
Kek, I won't.
Learn to read.
All night friendo.
All night.
Okay, give me a minute will I reread and then reiterate everything?
Nope.
You just want the last word.
I don't care what you fricking do.
If you reply, I reply. And I might be off-topic.
Until this thread fricking dies.
All.
Night.
sad
Yup. Sure is.
All night.
not him but this is how women solve problems, passive aggression is really, really feminine and i'm willing to be you'd have a hard time keeping your pants on in a room full of other gay guys
carry on, ladies
This isn't passive aggressiveness.
This is weaponized autism.
Exactly.
All night.
weaponized autism
Goddamn, keep seething man.
Thought it was a 3/10, you're back already?
He won't get away with it.
I have nothing to do tonight, I'll sleep in all day tomorrow.
He lost the actual argument, so he wants to find loopholes, including the last word.
I'm autistic enough to not let him have it.
>turtling behind a director, a CEO, and a studio that absolutely does not care about you.
I never said they did.
Why are you moving the goalposts?
Oh wait, I know why you are.
You lost.
Any anyone who agrees with you, lost as well.
Can you tell me how this movie is 'satirical'? So far you have gone on and on about how its satirical but your post where you described a character being feminine or amending relationships with their mom don't make the movie a 'satire' on feminism, because no feminst demans women supress their desires to be feminine or not have healthy relationship with their parents if possible.
>Google amp
google asian massage parlors?
Its called 'show, not tell'. Good writers do that, bad writers don't.
The main premise not being about some kind of girlbossmaxxing plot doesn't mean the movie is not feminst.
Also my argument was against the homosexual whos said the movie was a satire against feminist, which is one of the most trolliest opinion I have seen about the movie.
Literally every positive and negative review tells it is. It only in this place I have seen such a meme tier interpretation and knowing this place, I know well enough to not take it seriously.
yeah its definitely about feminism, the whole idea is more about double standards. The ending should have had more to it but the journey what was the entertaining part of it.
The chuds take marching orders from whatever e grifter they're latched on to and just regurgitate talking points. That's all it is. It's like the exact same thing as twitter redditors after the Rittenhouse shooting happened. Despite all of the footage that proved him innocent the night of. You STILL have morons spouting how he was guilty and le fired in to peaceful mobs of POC.
It's the exact same other side tribal behaviour. Despite evidence to the contrary they have their narrative that they seek to distribute to others and propogate a belief/ideal.
>CNN rating/reviewing a film
>Screenshotting it and unironically using it as ammunition for your marching orders
Holy cope. This the circus is town all weekend, fellas.
https://www.upworthy.com/barbie-movie-feminism
Want more?
Straight from the filmmakers.
As I said, the film's story isn't about feminism. There is certainly a lot of it within the subtext, sure, but then yet again, I'm not a suicidal incel that has a panic attack whenever a film has a margin of female empowerment.
This isn't me.
>No no the director said the FILM IS FEMINIST but she definitely didn't write a FEMINIST STORY because the film definitely isn't made up of the story!
Let's keep going.
I want to speak with you forever until the utter shame of your cope builds to a point that drives you insane.
See
See this
you fricking worm.
You're lying. I have direct sources from the making of the film going against your defense of it.
It'a feminist Marxist dialectic. Why and how this is now an acceptable frame for a narrative or who this is made for is beyond me. It's Commie indoctrination.
2/10 bait
nice try though
next time ease up on the buzzwords so it's not so obvious
Yep, both sides are bad. Why don't those chuds just go to the movies and pay to watch them instead of hearing from like minded individuals?
There was actually one part of the movie that got it right. The tween goblina mentioned how women hate women, and men hate women. That was true. Women frick everything up, trying to be men.
I have been clear with what I said.
Are you okay, anon? You seems to be overreacting to others choice to not wanting to go to watch this shit.
>You seems to be overreacting to others choice to not wanting to go to watch this shit.
On the contrary; I thought the Anon who brought his 6-year old nephew to the kinoplex to watch a PG-13 chick flick and then getting butthurt and mad because he didn't like it was a hilarious conundrum. Made my day, actually.
He was actually happy because his nephew shared the same opinion as him.
Right, I know, but the way Anon phrased it had me believing he gets his opinion from his 6-year-old nephew like some high-functioning autistic person. Why else bring a 6-year-old into the conversation?
Me and my based little man nephew make jokes about trannies like you. Get the frick off this board you c**t.
>Get the frick off this board you c**t.
Make me lmao
I find the anon who came out of it thinking the movie is anti-feminist and pro-family because it ends with a girl becoming a single mom and embracing bimboism to be the most funny though.
I thought the message was anti-motherhood. Like, "Don't have kids. Girlboss until you're 70 then spend retirement in a gated community. That's true happiness."
Funny how Oppenheimer is even less political than this.
>less political
Except the part where they sympathize with commies. Red is only good dead.
>because it ends with a girl becoming a single mom and embracing bimboism to be the most funny though.
That's not what happens, nor at all what I said. You can keep seething about the le agenda though. Don't let me stop you.
Let the idiots freak out. They will be shown how they were wrong
>think you might be confused with whatever conservative website is feeding you this horseshit.
This projection will never not be funny because it was proven that liberals are the ones who are in a complete media bubble and never read anything that supports different views.
Woke/Discord troony types just love the word satire. It clearly has some sort of unique definition to them, but I have no idea what they think it means.
Satire is when they get caught so you're not allowed to criticize them.
>watching movies as a Cinemaphile poster
where the frick do you think you are??
>Write a film so abhorrently you can play it off as being completely serious and satirical depending on who you want to impress
Oh israelites...
>consume our product or you're a nazi
Shameless yankee imperialist dog
thgin lla
I haven't been paying attention to this nonsense because I actually contribute to society. I'm assuming /teevee/ is mad because Ken got turbo emasculated for the whole movie. If that's the case, wtf did you expect? That's what Ken has always been, a smooth groined boy toy stand in who's there so girls can have a male figure in the background that admires Barbie. Why the frick would a grown man even be excited for a Barbie movie, aside for "le ironeee?"
If that's not what /tayvay/ is mad about then ignore this comment completely.
anyone genuinely upset at Ken’s role in this film is moreso upset that ryan gosling, the sigma male saint, took up such a homosexual role. If it was anyone else nobody would have cared.
>the sigma male saint, took up such a homosexual role
So you're saying he took the perfect role?
Bale and Gosling both fricking despise the Sigma Male memes for completely missing the point of their characters. It's not cool or mysterious being a loner with no genuine human connection. Patrick Bateman and K are meant to be pitied. Not idolized.
I honestly haven't seen a single person on Cinemaphile complaining about the goose, and I have basically no life
Is there any modern movie where the men aren't emasculated? Tom Cruise movies and what else? Every male in the Star wars sequels were losers.
Watch more movies
Avatar 2
Exactly. Anyone that thought this might even be good doesnt listen to their gut or needs a gut check.
>People are desperately hoping for this to be the next TLJ.
In no way can a standalone Barbie movie ever compare to the trilogy ruining POS known as TLJ
I haven't seen Barbie but I will tell everyone I know I've seen it and think it's awful.
And everyone you know will ask you why a man watched a film about little girls' dolls
>I watched a camrip on the internet
Extremely easy
No one really cares except to ridicule it. The movie was built for memes, it is a meme movie. It is disposable trash and deserves derision, but will most likely be completely forgotten about in a couple of months, as most disposable goyslop is nowadays.
It has Gosling and the concept of his character is funny so the movie will be remembered for a long while for memes.
If the overall movie is shit it'll be remembered for ages.
This film's visual style is so uncanny valley.
why do the chud police have to defend this movie?
I don't know. Why do homosexuals only insist on reading headlines instead of forming their own opinions?
they got right to the feminist propaganda early which surprised me. Gosling and Robbie were both good in the film to their credit, but
a shit script. people in my theater were not happy with the ending but i am not sure if they even understood what they were watching to begin with
I really don't find Margot attractive.
She's 33 anon. Nobody finds women that old attractive
TLJ didn't flop tho since there were too many consoomers
We're seeing a series of flops rn including indy 5 so I'm hoping this will join the group and bankrupt israeliteywood
>They've forgotten however that this movie has Ryan Gosling in it. So it will never flop.
He was in Blade Runner 2049 and that flopped.
TLJ essentially ended the franchise by "forcing" Disney to make it a TV franchise.
The Goose stole the show. What a shock.
>People are desperately hoping for this to be the next TLJ
It's much funnier to just turn Gosling's character into the new Patrick Bateman and idolize him. That will also make lefty women seethe.
Sequel shit and movies are dead, it's all about the Mando universe tv shows/Baby Yeed now
>it's another totally authentic Barbie thread
>why are people talking about a movie that literally just came out today
[Spoiler]this movie was awesome, they have this really important moral and it's followed up by a pussy joke[/spoiler]
>important moral
"You can be yourself but don't actually be yourself because I'm rewriting what you were meant to be even though you were literally created to be with me because someone else made me feel things and we need to strip Barbieland from you but I'm not gonna live here anymore."
Didn't stop Blade Runner from flopping hard.
why do people even like Ryan Gosling? he is such a talentless little pussy
Why does every mid 30 year old White chick pretend Margot Robbie can act? She's the Taylor Swift of actresses.
She was pretty good in I Tonya
Agreed, anon. No one saw it but us though because Harding is too old for most kids these days. Phenomenal movie.
That's pretty much the only films she's good in. She was awful in Wolf of Wall Street.
Did Mattel really push for the plot of Barbie Goes To The Real World? It sounds like such a lazy idea.
Mattel's "stance" is that they gave the writers and director complete creative freedom. I don't think they had any idea what was happening and are just now realizing what kind of damage was done to a timeless and irreplaceable brand.
Yeah the Mattel execs, including the female ones (the head of Mattel films is a woman) clearly hated the movie and we’re extremely nervous about it. They denied the feminism in every interview, whereas the actors all bragged about it.
>They've forgotten however that this movie has Ryan Gosling in it. So it will never flop.
BR2049 was a flop
This is kino of the year
https://twitter.com/NullZweii/status/1682266324184203267
I can feel the Kenergy in my dick and balls.
Icon
Ken feeling the real world, he deserves it.
Wow actually funny. Huh.
Holy shit this movie will unironically wake up the opressed white male zoomers.
isnt ken a chud
Does Ryan Gosling have a dance number? This is important.
He does, and it's absolute kino.
It's a movie about a fricking plastic toy made for girls. Why do we fricking care so much?
Same reason they teenaged/college aged characters were being cast by an actress half a decade and more older than me and an actor almost the age of my uncle instead of casting some no name pretty looking noobs in the industries.
honestly just chill the frick out. performative rage strikes me as larper shit, like compensating shitskins. i literally live in a natsoc commune in the middle of fricking nowhere and me and my buddies are going to get hammered and drive out to watch this and probably enjoy it
couldnt they get a 20y less old actor?
Yeah, both Ryan and Robbie looks miscast for their roles. Ryan more because he's some 40 looking guy acting as what is clearly written to be a teenager.
Barbie isn’t Star Wars though, it’s closer to something like Mario, it’s just a popular IP. I bet the movie is still boring though
>is it a feminist film?
It's directed by GRETA GERWIG, what the frick do you think
Wasn't planning to watch this movie but I just might out of spite now since so many men are getting so testerical over it.
Ryan Gosling looks a little too old to be playing Ken though. They couldn't get a younger, cuter guy to do it?
it was alright, in fact i'd go as far to say it was pretty good. I'm forced to endure kids movies due to family and it's a lot better than some animated garbage trying to get cheap tears out of the audience...if you can tolerate popfeminism. the movie operated on dream logic, even the "real world" remained surreal like the plastic ones did. absolute best sets and costuming i've seen in years, it really elevated the dance numbers. If you don't want to deal with the movie's script at least watch the dance routines when someone inevitably puts them on youtube, that shit was undeniable quality.
the way the ken stuff was handled was the most interesting part of the movie. I've heard documentaries about the homeless, how they feel invisible, that no one will acknowledge their humanity. Ken's turning point was when he was in the real world and someone came up to him, acknowledged his existence and asked him what time it was. it was the first time another person had initiated contact with him and thought he could provide something useful. In the barbie world kens were forbidden from holding any power and from owning property. of course he was being driven mad from his life in the barbie world. The barbie fantasy is one of women making the world go round and men just dancing for their amusement until it's time to sleep on the street.
I watched this movie last night lads, there's a 2 minute monologue where the mom is complaining about how modern women have it sooooo much more difficult than men.
Also they probably used the word "patriarchy" at least 15-20 times over the course of the movie
When Joker had a similar monologue about how hard it is to be a lonely man, nobody batted an eye. It's some fricking tame white feminist shit. Literally Joker for girls, the same fearmongering except in the other direction.
What the frick are you talking about? Its not talking about just men. Its refering people in general.
>joker talking about how being impoverished makes the rich cruel to them
>anon on Cinemaphile thinks this was about being a male
No wonder they like Barbie...
did anyone save the barbenheimer poster that was on the pinned thread yesterday? i cant find it nowheres
using 45 year old actor okay
Something they kind of ignored is that besides girls, half the people that buy the dolls and other ones like monster high and even into shows like winx club are reviewers and gays that are quick to cancel someone if they don’t agree with them on something. Like they don’t get being a bully isn’t cool anymore and that goes for girls too but they don’t mention that really
Never have i disagreed with a boards opinion on a movie this hard.
Fr? You guys hated it? Damn son. Damn. The difference between this and the last jedi was that the expectations for this versuz the fricking finale of star wars was that was rhe fricking BARBIE movie you dumb niggets. Seriously im no feminist but god damn yall triggerrd
They receive marching orders through their personal grifters. That is why
Ben Shapiro will be addressing the world about the atrocities this film committed tomorrow at 10am, so the schizo posters are running rampant in Barbie threads.
Ah. That explains it.
Yep, can confirm. I just saw a secret lecture by Ben Shapiro about how this movie is actually shilling for child sacrifice and depopulation so moloch can rise once again. It will be streamed in his b***hute channel soon.
>I am not feminist
Friend enemy distinction. You are either with us or againt us. Feminists aren't going to bother listening you le based true nuetral opinions when they come after you. Of course if you don't already knows this, you are either moronic or pretending to be moronic.
>everything is binary outcomes
Yes, thats how historical process works. Two competing ideas, the these and the anti-thesis competing with the other for power.
Are you an employee, anon?
it was fun
Seeing it tomorrow.
KINO
me too but i don't think ill dig it but im open
Its entertaining.
Good goy.
Movie is dead. Barbenheimer is a Double Feature of Trash
Everything with the Kens was fricking kino and the film was just average without him.
ITT: seething incel is trolled and becomes schizophrenic
All night.
sus
All night.
All night.
I like Gosling too but I haven't heard of anyone actually eager to see it, and the weird preachy feminist scenes certainly aren't going to attract anyone. Normies just want goyslop that helps them forget their oppressive existence
>Hey chud did you just deny a megacorporation some profits?? Have sex.
I hope this does make women hate men even more. Women are getting what they deserve already and it’s getting worse. It’s fun to watch women freak out that men don’t care what they think anymore.
The funniest part in all of this is the shills insisting that it’s a right wing media conspiracy to smear the movie as some feminist anti-men diatribe, when it’s being celebrated as exactly that right now in the mainstream movie reviews.
Just because it fools morons to think so does not make it one. It really was about The Matrix in society and how people need to wake up and get identity not based on materialism or sold feminism/chauvinism. Jarring speeches were critique and ironically many critics got filtered.
There's certainly a feminist/anti capitalist slant to the movie, but I think if you watch the movie and come off with the impression that you were supposed to be rooting for the women then you missed the point. To me the movies seemed like a fun portrayal of the battle of the sexes, with both men and women being goofy, likeable, contemptible. The Will Ferrel scenes are the only problem I had with this movie.Weird anti-corporate jokes, brought to you by Toyota.
Of course, TLJ outrage generated huge traffic and revenue for independent media
i'm not watching feminist goyslop
sorry
same
>>i'm not watching feminist goyslop sorry
>not watching a barbie movie makes you a gay
kek
it was entertaining kenough
I saw it on the 19th. Idk what the frick it was trying to do with its feminist or anti-feminist message because it fails to follow through on either. If ignore everything else though barbie's journey isn't really about feminism. Its a celebration of human life. There's going to be ups and downs and times when you don't know what the frick is going on but thats all part of the process. Its a very simple and almost shallow message but its nice. Also the movie is funny from start to finish. Its a solid 7.5/10. If you go in to the movie expecting political commentary you aren't going to have a good time no matter what you believe. If you just want a comedy its a great film.
homosexualry is really a problem in this fricking website. Just watch the fricking movie ffs, pirate it even, but at least come up with the conclusion on your own rather than just base it on what homosexuals on the internet are saying. I did that with PiB and didn't regret it.
okay
i saw a clip with a feminist rant and i don't want to spend my hard earned money on it
there's my opinion i formed on the film
OR you could've just have watched the whole film here through this magnet:
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i don't click on random links anon, i'm sorry, thank you for trying to help me though
>Just watch the fricking movie homosexuals
>Okay, I didn't like it because of this and this
>lol bro it's a movie about dolls for little girls y'all really watched it and took it seriously???
This thread in a nutshell
I didn't say that you Black person
The Last Jedi is my most hated movie of all time. I'm open minded about Barbie and I know I'm not the target audience for it. I don't think I'll see it in the theater because I'm single and I don't have kids but it sounds entertaining. I'm sure it does have a lot of feminist stuff in it but that doesn't necessarily mean it will be bad by default, because I'll put up with a lot of shit if what I'm watching is funny.
nearly walked out of the Last Jedi, that movie basically ruined star wars for me until Andor came out. I enjoyed Barbie, mainly because of the art direction and the Ken scenes.The women were the worst part of the film
So it's like most summer blockbusters then?
>>not watching a barbie movie makes you a gay kek
>>>not watching a barbie movie makes you a gay kek
Sorry Black person, but we're too far into the current paradigm for your shilling and gaslighting to fool anyone. We've seen this whole song and dance enough times to know exactly what happens.
Goose is box office poison unless he's in a low-to-mid-budget indie film like The Notebook or Place Beyond the Pines, or that other one, Blue something. Or La La Land. see what links all of these? they're all dramatic romances. he was in one decent action movie that didn't flop and that was Drive. I haven't seen BR2049 but from the quarter of the movie that i did watch, it was boring and the Goz didn't fit the role. oh yea wasn't he also neil armstrong? and that flopped. what about the grey man? another bland, cookie-cutter wannabe spy movie. it was shit and had tons of plot holes. his mentor betrays him within the first 20 mins.
this movie was fricking moronic;i just went with my wife, my sister and my mom. i didn't expect much but it still managed to disappoint. i was hoping it would at least just be stupid fun like the lego movie but it was weird and preachy and then suddenly it was getting political while simultaneously trying to be heartfelt and make you feel for these (moronic) characters. then it just throws all of its half-hearted morals out the window and barbie starts actively using emotional manipulation to get her way and we finish off with some fricking idiotic evangelion episode 26 "2 deep 4 u" bullshit where barbie meets god and accepts instrumentality.
I didn't really like how similar it was to Lego Movie, even having Will Farrell play the mean businessman that rules over the toys.
I felt like Lego Movie fleshed out the world and rules more while Barbie left me wanting to know a lot of answers about how certain things worked.
similar in structure, but not similar in enjoyment or quality.
The Cinemascore is in
Barbie got an A
Sorry, chuds.
idk bros. I saw it and while the whole patriarchy shit + having a troony in it was garbage, the movie itself was fun and silly and I enjoyed it and may even see it again.
New Ken personality firmware is fricking incredible by the way - bleaching my hair in the next month cuz FRICK it
>Barbie World:
Barbies are vapid and have the universe cater to their every need, continue to peer pressure each other and tear each other down. Ken's are treated as disposable eye candy, to be tolerated at best
>Kendom
Kens have passions and hobbies, desperately wish to share them with their uninterested girlfriends. Barbies are relegated to maid-like role but openly claim to love it and it's clear they would be treated as equals in the relationship if they had the mental capacity to ask for it
some feminist messaging right there
What the frick is TLJ?
Can't americans try to write complete sentences for once and not abbreviate every fricking thing in existence?
TLJ failed as a movie, Barbie may be an unapologetic propaganda piece, but it was still a movie.