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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >directed by JC Chandor
    Man, they roped another decent director into making this slop?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JC Chandor
      didn't this homie open the gates to paranormal entities to go to manhattan

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will make easy billy

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sony needs to give up the spiderman ip

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To who? Disney and Warner are failing miserably right now

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >random shirtless guy can hunt down a spiderman who has fought with and against the avengers, random aliens, multiverse villains from another spiderman's world and Thanos himself
    lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of these men where white.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gyllenhaal's villain was white. All the avengers fighting him in civil war were white. Multiverse doc ock and gobby were white. Frick knows who else I'm forgetting, oh right, that Vulture fella played by famous black actor Michael Keaton.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JC Chandor
    He's a good director, why is Cinemaphile shitting on him already?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the writers are awful

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why does every two bit Spider-man villain need a separate movie now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's what the current runs are doing so they need to cater to a wider audience and hope they sell a few more comics.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brainlet take. Comic sales are irrelevant. Even when they sell "well" they bring in next to no revenue. Comics only exist to hold IPs for more moviebux and all the associated merchandise normalgays consoom.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prove it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit stockphrase
                I can't wait for your gay little protest to be over.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have already accepted your defeat, you may exit left.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because why make Spiderman movies when you can lease out the character to Disney and make a bunch of movies about Spidermans enemies instead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony has access to all of the Spider-Man universe including its villains.
      They’re trying to squeeze out every single dollar they can out of it.
      If Marvel owned Spider-Man, Morbius, Venom, and this movie would never happen.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shirtless white man this will sell out movie
    And they are right by all counts. Finally it took a bit but we are healing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shirtless white man
      He's not white but it doesn't matter, he's a good actor.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whiter than you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whiter than you too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also accept your concession.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept yours too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Accept this
                >unzips dick

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                accepter than you

                I reject these 2 concessions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                accepter than you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like /misc/tards who showed for northman? Lmao. You will kneel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody likes gay israeli Vikings.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody likes /misc/

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf is /misc/?

            [...]
            I reject these 2 concessions.

            I said bend over.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I said knock knock.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the one who knocks!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I say we take turns.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why take turns? You grab my hand and I'll grab your hand that way it ain't gay, I'm jerking me off and you're jerking your off.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal the who
    this will make less than morbius

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think on meme value alone it might do a little bit better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it would be close but there is no way it can top its morbin time and leto

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this october in theaters, brought to you by marvel:

    JEW
    feat
    UGLY SHEBOON

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black romantic interest
    yawn dropped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a bleacher that makes me pick it up

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit will never end.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-man got a black GF
    >Carnage got a black GF
    >Morbius got a latina GF
    >Kraven got a black GF
    mongerbros we eatin' good

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the positivies:
    >Chandor has a pretty good track record
    MC and AMVY are ultra-giga-kino, TF is a solid action flick, haven't seen the other two, but AIL is praised by many
    >ATJ is talented and has strong screen charisma
    was the best part of that shitshow Bullet Train
    >the DP shot Banshees of Innisherin and he and the editor have capeshit experience
    Dr. Strange, Eternals and GOTG1&2 respectively

    the negatives:
    >Chandor is the sole screenwriter on the 3 great films he's famous for (MC,AIL,AMVY), but did not write this
    >the 3 listed screenwriters are most likely typical studio hacks
    the first two's best work is Iron Man, followed by schlock like Bay's last Transformers, the shitty MIB reboot, and Uncharted. the other's work is almost entirely action, with the biggest films being the Equalizer franchise and Expendables 2
    >Sony's execs are the by far the most brain-damaged in Hollywood and they're bound to have meddled with the film

    it probably won't be as bad as Morbius, since Chandor has experience, name recogntion, and hopefully a backbone. i'm thinking best case scenario we get something on the level of Triple Frontier, but it's likely to be closer to the level of Venom (standard studio slop made watchable by the lead)

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie will probably do better if people don't know it's capeshit

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, the iconic anti-hero Kraven with years of issues in his own comicbook is getting adapted!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it honestly looks fine, i am tired of capeshit but it could be a fairly good action flick that just happens to have the capeshit label on it like winter soldier

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >r/movies
    Hey look it’s Cinemaphile‘s smarter brother

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kraven
    How many times is the movie going to explain who this guy is to the 99.999999% of the population that has never heard of him before? I feel like we might need at least one recap in the third act.

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