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His name is Percy. Ron's homosexual brother was named Percy. "Percy" is a fricking pet name, not the name that youth are expected to think is cool.
>i-it's short for Perseus!
Should've just called him that then. Frick you.
What's your name then, homosexual Anon?
it's Thaddeus
Well I'm gonna call you b***h breasts, b***h breasts. Hope you like and enjoy your new name, b***h breasts.
Weak comeback, anon. You can do better than this.
Chaddeus.
Perseus Jackson sounds like a blaxploitation parody of Clash of the Titans. That would've been way cooler than whatever this gay ass YA shit is.
Only for your Blackphilic ass
If you don't think goofy Black folk fighting skeletons is cool you are too far gone... take a day off /misc/, go eat some KFC, talk to a woman
equivalent of Harry Potter
lmao
look up how much money the Harry Potter franchise makes and then have a nice day
they didnt hire a israelite to play the lead so they are being targeted with a negging campaign
>zoomer
b***h the lightning thief came out in 2005. I read that shit and i turn 30 next month. You're a fricking idiot
You're a zillenial so it still applies
It's zoomer. Millennials haven't read it.
>this book for children came out in 2005
The children in 2005 and the years afterwards were zoomers. These are zoomer books.
>take romanticized version of england
>add tons of browns so it looks like current day england
>wonder where the magic went
>>add tons of browns
This. This is and will always motherfricking be the issue. When the average foreigner conjures up an image of England the last thing they expect are waves muslim and immigrant children flooding out of schools around 3pm and shit. It's just imagined and assumed that you're going to get a high ratio of European to foreigner. When that isn't depicted people are disappointed. Because all you're demonstrating is just another fricking version of America.
>Foreigners are ignorant of p_ki-n_iggerland
>THEY JUST ARE OKAY!!!!
N_gger, 90% of the world has the internet, YouTube - they know how England and London are. Lol
All the Pearcy Jacksons suck anyways, and I'm not even talking about the forced diversity either.
>My favorite character in all of fiction is named Percy
Said no one. Ever.
>zoomer equivalent of Harry Potter
Lol absolutely not, nowhere near popularity. Harry potter fanfiction is more popular than percy
Harry Potter is zoomer.
>make the discount direct-from-China version of Harry Potter
>surprised when nobody wants it
> There's no threads on the alt-Right forum where I spend my entire life!
Oh dear. Anyway.....
All 13 million of them were waiting to see if Nico or Thalia are in it.
Now they know they aren't they won't be tuning in for Episode 2 of Black personbeth Chase and Saint Grover the Redeemer
>change a white character to black
>critics still hate it
Really puts it into perspective just how bad this is.
I've just watched S1 episode 1 and it's really bad.
Is this made for teens?
2010 Percy Jackson movie was enjoyable.
>white guy in the photo
isnt this the show that cast a Black person and everyone was mad about it but the israelites told them to deal with it? i guess they dealt with it and didnt watch
clearly white male leads don't work in the current year, more diversity is needed
I saw the black chick and noped out. Not wasting my precious time looking at Black folk.
I can't imagine being afraid of leaving my house for fear I will see a black person.
I said wasting my time. Sometimes you gotta look at them out of necessity, but that's not wasting time.
looks like luke skywalk in the thumb
>that fricking zach wilson jersey in one of the episodes
dropped.
>TV series which was reheated from a movie series that came out in 2010 based on a book series which came out in 2005
yeah this isn't zoomershit this is just reheated millenial-slop
late millenial-slop mind you but still millenial-slop
Children in 2005-2010 were zoomers though.
Percy Jackson is YA-slop so the oldest zoomers would have been like, 8 when the first book came out. I watched the first movie when it came out (1997 zoomer) but I never cared for it, but considering that the youngest zoomers are like, 13 years old it's definitely still more in the millenial camp than the zoomer camp if only barely
Harry Potter is the zoomer Harry Potter.